Croaker Feminist Sisterhood

Let Us Embrace the Muppet Joker I’m an adult

[the-muppet-joker]

You can really tell that Gonzo knows how to please a woman. Yes, I am talking about the muppet. Does this make you uncomfortable? Is this a joke to you? Get off my blog before I break your most precious Bone!

[thecroakersisterhood]

Being pregnant sucks, even after being impregnated via sweaty, felt-covered muppet sex with my spouse.

I shouldd’ve requested the ability to reproduce via laying eggs at the muppet transformation caves.

[the-muppet-joker]

Just found out my 18-month-old son is a little circus boy who Fights Crime????

[thecroakersisterhood]

That sounds developmentally appropriate for that age— it’s a common quirk for a lot of toddlers. Follow up with your child’s pediatrician if it becomes a problem.”

[hymen-restoration-project]

okay hi sorry I think this blog is satire? But are you terfy?

To uplift women but leave out and exclude and shame trans women is to not lift women up at all. We are not free until we are all free. Except men they go to the gulag. This blog is not satire.

[thecroakersisterhood]

I’m so glad my spouse and I got married at the muppet transformation caves so long ago. Now we just make sweet marital love to each other’s muppet holes.

[the-muppet-joker]

Called my wife today. Ex wife? I don't think either of us know where we stand with one another. It was just a light conversation. I made her laugh. God, I've missed that sound. Then she suddenly had to go, something about a signal and a penguin? She's so silly sometimes. Unrelated the villain calling himself the Penguin is attacking our city today. Hope the Anonymous Woman Who Dresses As A Bat And Fights Criminals shows up and stops him. Who could she be

[thecroakersisterhood]

is your son named after any sort of bird, mayhaps?

[the-muppet-joker]

I hate suppressing these urges... might give into the darkness for a measly moment and write you all the smut you've been craving. And yes... it will feature my Muppet Love and his Clown Prince...

[misscryptidart]

Big news in The Croaker side of Tumblr

[hymen-restoration-project]

Will you demolish all putrid and fecal phallic architecture and replace them with vagina shaped erections?

Vagina shaped erection??????? What????

[thecroakersisterhood]

Like the vulva madonna

Put one in every town square

[the-muppet-joker]

Greetings, Homosapians.

My name? Heh. Don't be so coy.

Kermit. Croaker. Joker. Clown Prince of Crime. Bro Strider. The Original Adam. Vriska Serket. I am a man of many names, so keep up unless you want to be schooled by myself or my league of dedicated followers. Mess with Croaker Nation if you dare. Don't ask me about my Pro Nouns unless you want me to roll my eyes at you and kick you. HARD. I train my kicks for hours every day, so bones WILL be broken.

♤♡◇♧

DNI:

Other Kermit/Joker kintypes

People who frequently post about Dennys (I have Dennys trauma. Genuinely fuck all of you Dennys enjoyers! Toxic.)

Anyone who kins Gonzo or Batman. Fuck you, Batsy... *voice drops to a low growl* And double fuck you, Gonzo.

Protestants. (Self Explanatory)

Klance shippers-- annoying.

Brennan Lee Mulligan apologists.

People under 21, just a personal preference, please respect it

Anyone who engages with Harry Potter-- fuck terfs and fuck JKR!

Snape apologists

Anyone who violates my previous DNI. DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH AND RESPECT MY BOUNDARIES. It is not my job to do emotional labor for you and tell you what those boundaries are. Be respectful and figure it out.

One exception to my previous DNI, however: Women may interact with my blog. You see, I have been reading a webcomic called Homestuck and awakened a Vriska kintype in the process. It has made me realize how close minded I have been and that hating an entire gender based on shallow stereotypes is reductive and harmful.

Men DNI. I am an advocate for the feminist movement and have made it my sworn duty to destroy those who oppose it.

Good Omens fans. Y'all are annoying.

Tumblr user Strange Aeons. DO NOT INTERACT or I will get you with my sword. Consider yourself warned.

As for those of you who are afraid of seeing what real darkness and depravity looks like? Heh........

Run While You Can.

[the-muppet-joker]

Hey gang for those of you waiting for my return just letting you know that running the muppet joker account has put a very real strain on my real life marriage and I have decided to step away from the blog for the foreseeable future.

I have been talking to her and everone else in my personal life "in character" as the muppet joker so that my blog would be as true to life as possible. I have been wearing Joker makeup around the house, which at first she found funny, but now she can't even look at me. I started compulsively fantasizing about the muppets and it's ruining our sex life. I accidentally called her Kermit in the bedroom and she made me sleep on the couch for a week.

Our son turned one year old this year on July 5th, on the day of Dashcon 2. My wife begged and pleaded with me to stay home and celebrate his birthday, but I was stupid and selfish and had become completely taken over by the muppet joker persona at that point. I went. I returned home to an ultimatum. Its my family, or it's the muppet joker. I chose my family.

Sorry tumblr. I have failed you. I have failed my wife. I have failed my son. I have to go now, to be with them, and to watch my child grow up.

Goodbye, Homosapiens

[jukio8o]

sometimes I am plagued by visions. is this anything

[thecroakersisterhood]

SORRY I ACCIDENTALLY BLOCKED YOU FOR SEVERAL MONTHS SOMEHOW IDK HOW IT HAPPENED

-GORDON

No problemo. People should be heavy-handed with the block button to create whatever experience they want on tumblr, so I don’t take it personally.

[thecroakersisterhood]

were you part of the fruit cult?

No. I joined the Discord early on to see if it was fun, but I left pretty soon after lurking for a bit because it wasn’t my thing.

[lifedoesntdiscriminate]

be careful though strange has a confirmed kill. have you even killed anyone before??

of course I have

[thecroakersisterhood]

I mean, either you win and get vengeance, or maybe you can end up in superhell together?

I figure Harrow or SexPal can help you escape hell with Kermit.

[thecroakersisterhood]

So do we get our shovels and start digging to muppet superhell or…?

I mean, what if she’s having a good time down there?

I wouldn’t want to interrupt.

[the-muppet-joker]

[Muffled Screaming from Muppet Superhell]

[thecroakersisterhood]

Screams of pleasure, I’m sure.