The Crunchy Chick

I'm not actually that crunchy. I want life to be simple, my flat to be tidy, and my ass to look awesome - just like most other people do.

[maisonsblanches]

[rosscatrow]

A booby trap lies within the term ‘storage.’

Marie Kondo (via rosscatrow)

[tiresias66]

Pick up from The Walk, E35.

Seriously, why is this not a real thing?

Gillian Anderson would be awesome!

[tastefullyoffensive]

[girlsmotivation]

[mirabilelectu]

I am very disappointed in the fact that it is 2015 and we still don’t have one of those modern webseries adaptations of Phantom of the Opera where Christine is an up and coming singer on YouTube and the Phantom is a stalky Reddit douche who offers to help get her channel more subscribers but has a total meltdown about being friendzoned when she refuses to go out with him

[roane72]

THIS. This is why it makes me BONKERS when people talk about how romantic Phantom is. IT’S NOT ROMANTIC, IT’S CREEPY.

[parsnipsandplaybills]

UH. I would watch the SHIT outta that. Someone tell pemberleydigital!!

[adventuresintheshadeoftea]

Ok ok ok, but can you imagine how FUCKING CREEPY the scenes where Christine is in the Phantom’s…lair would be on grainy youtube footage?

[eiriee]

Yeah, cause it wouldn’t be filmes on the high-def crisp sound camera she uses for her music videos (and vlogs). It would be just her phone camera, that at first she was convinced to take by her friend for protection (the choir girl, Mme Giry’s daughter: a friend she used to do colabs with but was convinced to drop by the Phantom) and then later took for evidence to show the police.

[thecrunchychick-blog]

I would watch the shit out of this.

[marsfarts-deactivated20151107]

i can’t believe it’s 2014 and there’s still no gay romantic comedy about vin diesel and dwayne johnson falling in love

[anissapierce]

They raise a gaggle of kids undercover working for a gov’t agency together

[ahsatan-deactivated20221027]

#’this summer…these two men learn…the heart is the most important muscle’

[cornerof5thandvermouth]

i would pay multiple dollars to see vin diesel and dwayne johnson portray a cute affectionate couple

[teapotsahoy]

Can’t believe it’s 2015 and there’s still no gay romantic comedy about vin diesel and dwayne johnson falling in love

[literarystarbucks]

Danielewski

Mark Z Danielewski goes up to the counter and orders a large coffee with cream and sugar. When it comes, he removes the lid and peers inside the cup. The coffee is black. He asks for more cream, but the coffee remains black, and the cup is never filled. He feels a new kind of horror take root inside him, a fear he knows he will never escape. He drinks his black coffee in silence.

[ifpaintingscouldtext]

Delphin Enjolras | The Murmur of the Sea | c.1875

[oldladycallowaysghost]

"Makeup should enhance your natural beauty, not obscure it. Use subtle highlights to accent the ravenous hunger in your eyes and bring out the extraordinary size of your submandibular venom glands.""Your daily positive affirmation: today I am thankful for being alive and blessed with rows upon rows of teeth that shear right through muscle and bone.""Conceal your dark circles. Conceal your bright chevrons and your dusky stripes. The humans must not suspect what you are.""New research shows that ideal femininity encompasses a lamia’s beauty, a cyclops’ strength, a hydra’s deadliness, a Fury’s heartlessness, a harpy’s swiftness, and a sphinx’s love of feasting on less intelligent creatures. Be a chimera that cannot be contained!""Aim to be described as "inexplicably eerie," "unsettlingly off," and "I’m not sure what she looks like, I could never keep my eyes on her face long enough to see."

If you are not aware of the “Beauty by H.P. Lovecraft” Facebook page, you are missing the time of your life.  (via baptismus-flaminis) lovecraftianfeminism have u seen this! (via ifeelveryspoopy)

[janeshepnerd]

where is that picture of a cartoon cat wearing four high heels that goes around every halloween to help people with anxiety

[janeshepnerd]

[davidbyrne-deactivated20220111]

i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone

[vhsdreamz]

[zzazu]

this photo makes me feel like someone traveled to an alternate dimension and brought back something that shouldnt exist

[kyliesparks27-deactivated201810]

i’ll just say it simply: this post fucked me up

[characterlimit]

what would this tape even DO

[timplatt]

Given to a man in a cafe at 11:10am

[thecrunchychick-blog]

Cold Call: Cold Sweat

How I found that all important first job after uni

For some reason I love writing about how much I suck at things. I am good at sucking at things. There is solace to be found in that.

[shewhogatherswool]

September book photo challenge

Day 28 -> Quote

"Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn’t."

How to save your own life by Erica Jong

[theferocity]