A slaughtering

Of biblical proportions

[crazy-brazilian]

[helllnotes]

Ask me to walk on fucking water Malborn

[animalcrossingcafe]

Help…

[anh3-donia]

insane goodwill pickup

[couchnapping]

flaccid penis... it's chic, it's hip, it's the next big thing

[couchnapping]

it's the next thing

[bruzum]

[j5daigada]

daiwa 🐴✨

commission for anon

[pseudosoviet-deactivated2025060]

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[leprousknight]

The childhood ideation of "I'm not going to last long enough to plan for my adulthood so why bother" honestly sticks to you all your life, huh.

[graceofgosh]

daily affirmation:

i am a cut of fuckable meat

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up

You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid

[whyenn-reader]

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[orangepenguino]

x

[anti-parent]

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

[anti-parent]

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"

[ryogas]

[blastovkatamarinecromancy]

There’s something unhinged in her eyes that I had to pause the gifs to see it properly

[folder-333]

🐷