A slaughtering

Of biblical proportions

[orangepenguino]

x

[anti-parent]

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

[anti-parent]

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"

[ryogas]

[blastovkatamarinecromancy]

There’s something unhinged in her eyes that I had to pause the gifs to see it properly

[folder-333]

🐷

[glamrockmike]

realizing that the online sphere and especially tumblr is NOT a good sample for ‘what everyone thinks’ is so, so, so good for your mental health and moral OCD. i swear to god. realizing that you don’t have to live your actual life like you’re being hunted for sport because the average tumblr user will hunt you for sport for wording something slightly weird or engaging in the wrong stuff or whatever is so incredible. like no you’re actually not fucked up and evil for not donating or for watching that one indie cartoon or questioning a post that everybody is agreeing with. that’s just tumblrs georg making you feel that way

[estro-boi]

[zoesupreme]

[alleesaur]

rolling rolling rolling

[escuerzoresucitado]

shooo

[mistbjorn]

[gunsandfireandshit]

[olderandwiserer]

Dildos?🤗

[gunsandfireandshit]

No ❤️

[ptilucmartin]

Vince (Vincent Roucher)

[methgrips]

[feefal]

pH balance in your mouth, and how it affects your teeth! Inspired by my dentist scolding me for my daily energi drink consumption, cause it’s apparently detrimental to the health of my enamel… whatever that means

why does battery acid have to taste so good…

[dogpuppy]

[ink--theory]

cherche

[mikufanclub]

maid-chan ukagaka ~ download now!

[lorddeathofmurdermountain]

Look, man, every single thing of this kind I've seen turned out to be Chinese spyware. I don't really want Japanese spyware, either. Here's a picture of some flowers, though.

[mikufanclub]

look, man, its american spyware. and your flower is gay

[shetheyslain]

Are we all having a jiggly bouncing Saturday?

[opendirectories]