Dad Squad Roll Call
Just to give a little bit of who’s who while I’m still working on profiles:
Jamison Faraday
Allen Dawson
Dave Hawthorn
Lucas Conway
Peter Mosely
Tristan Evensbrook
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Dad Squad Roll Call
Just to give a little bit of who’s who while I’m still working on profiles:
Jamison Faraday
Allen Dawson
Dave Hawthorn
Lucas Conway
Peter Mosely
Tristan Evensbrook
it's so much fun writing older caretaker muses. like, yes, let my muse take care of yours. bc they thrive on it. let them make your muse feel safe and cared for. let them make yours food. let them give yours someplace to rest. let them protect yours. let them give your muse a soft place to land and someone in their corner. i just love writing older caretaker muses...
miley cyrus : endless summer vacation album ... sentence starters
"I can buy myself flowers."
"I love when you hold me."
"My baby got looks that kill."
"I'm sorry that you're jaded."
"We were good, we were gold."
"I forgive every word you said."
"You're lonely now, and I hate it."
"But loving you is never enough."
"Where I end up, I don't really care."
"I wish I could know that it's forever."
"I wish I could crawl inside your heart."
"But don't forget, baby, I'm a wildcard."
"You think I'm crazy, you might be right."
"Yeah, I can love me better than you can."
"I didn't wanna leave you, I didn't wanna lie."
"Oh, isn't it a shame that it ended like that?"
"We went to Hell, but we never came back."
"You're not even willing to look at your part."
"Get the fuck out of my house with that shit."
"I got some baggage, let's do some damage."
"So close to heaven, but so far from everyone."
"I got a new dress just to meet you downtown."
"And it's a fuckin' shame that it ended like that."
"And I won't lie, it sure gets lonely here at night."
"I know it was wrong, but never said I was sorry."
"Don't know when to stop, so you take it too far."
"Do you wanna play house? I could be your wife."
"But when he smiles, I don't care about the past."
"But I'm still wishing for the love that I don't have."
"It's like you saw a unicorn, you don't understand."
"Was a desеrt before I met you, I was in a drought."
"We could stay like this forever, lost in wonderland."
"And the lights come on, but you don't wanna leave."
"I didn't wanna leave you, baby, I didn't wanna fight."
"You broke your own heart, but you'd never say that."
"Wearing rose-colored lenses, let's just play pretend."
"I know half of what I'm saying don't make no sense."
"Tonight, we'll just be wrong, ain't done this in so long."
"You'vе watered the weeds and you killed all the roses."
"I don't know who the hell you think you're messing with."
"There's something between us that's too major to ignore."
"I'll paint my nails cherry-red, match the roses that you left."
"I want that late-night sweet magic, that forever-lasting love."
"You're questioning the science, 'cause you don't understand."
"I told myself I closed that door, but I'm right back here, again."
"I don't know whеre you are and I'm left in the dark 'til I'm worried."
"I'm not always right, but still, I ain't got time for what went wrong."
"Get kind of reckless and have wild, wild, wild sex under the moon."
"You just jump in the car and head down to thе bar 'til you're blurry."
Game Grumps — Super Mario Sunshine {Sentence Starters}
“Oh, yoU’RE ON!”
“Can’t feel my legs.”
“You traitorous bitch!”
“You just remain ugly.”
“Let’s go to, like… Hell.”
“Thank you for that out.”
“She had a nice tushy-tush.”
“Well, that’s… that’s irrelevant.”
“And she’s quite a pretty girl, too.”
“Dude, its like we share one mind.”
“That’s a pretty specific question…”
“My hands are too big for this guitar.”
“Do you need—-? Hold on, I’ll get help!”
“You know what to do. —- No, not THAT!”
“There was, like, an explosion of Mentos!”
“I just learned how to do this. Check it out…”
“I’m not crying! Somebody put tears on my pillow!”
“I was thinking of how to invest in the black market.”
“Did I ever tell you I got invited to an orgy one time?”
“Instead of talking, I accidentally slid on the floor and fell.”
“Outside I was like, ‘oh, do tell’. But, on the inside, I’m like *screams*.”
“GETTIN’ THE PARTY GOING! You suck. GETTIN’ THE PARTY GOING!”
“You wanna GO? You wanna THROW DOWN? I’m fine with that, you piece of sHIT!”
Buzzfeed Unsolved: Supernatural — Season 2 {Sentence Starters}
“I’m ghost-proof.”
“Any horny boys?”
“You heard that, right?”
“Whoaaaa, that’s cool!”
“Not the best diplomat.”
“See you in three years.”
“He’s a fucking criminal.”
“Yeah, it’s a bit of a reach.”
“Why not leave more clues?”
“It took three fucking years?”
“Shoot it with your fucking gun!”
“I think that ship was bedeviled.”
“I’m about to die for the internet.”
“Are you putting on a tinfoil hat?”
“Everything else you have is shit.”
“Alright, uh, let’s kill these dudes.”
“A rockslide would be very efficient.”
“I hate that you are so game for that.”
“Why are you unbuttoning your pants?”
“I’m gonna disrespect your favorite toy.”
“What the fuck are…? What is going on?”
“I think if we had a map-off, I would win.”
“Shut the fuck up. I’m gonna murder you.”
“I mean, they took a sledgehammer to it.”
“I’m not going to let you goad me into this.”
“No, it’s not UFO’s, you stupid piece of shit!”
“I’ll paint the hell outta you, however I want.”
“It’s still, very much, an abandoned hellscape.”
“I just don’t want you to have any satisfaction.”
“Just the biggest misunderstanding of all time.”
“Maybe I want some people to know about this.”
“I mean, they seemed like they were doing fine.”
“No, that was terrible. I’m actually upset right now.”
“Give me a heads-up if you start to feel murderous.”
“I thought that was as dumb as this was gonna get.”
“No blood, though? No blood, no evidence, no nothing?”
“I killed ‘em. I wanted them outta there in the first place.”
“I’m just picturing being surrounded by cultists right now.”
“You want me off this bridge, you’re gonna have to kill me.”
“You see what you want to see, you hear what you want to hear.”
“It doesn’t help that every fucking wall in here is painted with ‘get out’.”
“I thought it’d be really funny, but now I realize I look like a fucking fool.”
“Let’s just start with ‘move’, how bout that? And work our way up from there?”
“Even though that’s dripping with sarcasm, and is definitely not genuine, I’ll take it.”
“I’m gonna take that, shove it right into your neck, watch the blood come out, laugh and walk away.”
Kung Fu Panda Sentence Starters
Feel free to change pronouns or restructure sentences as needed.
“Legend tells of a legendary warrior…”
“I see you like to chew. Maybe you should chew… on my fist!”
“The warrior said nothing, for his mouth was full.”
“Enough talk. Let’s fight.”
“He was so deadly, in fact, that his enemies would go blind from overexposure to pure awesomeness!”
“There is no charge for awesomeness… or attractiveness.”
“We should hang out.”
“Hanging out would have to wait. ‘Cause when you’re facing the ten-thousand demons of Demon Mountain, there’s only one thing that matters…”
“[Name], get up! You’ll be late for work!”
“What were you doing up there? All that noise?”
“Careful! That soup is… sharp!”
“You are almost ready to be entrusted with the secret ingredient of my secret ingredient soup!”
“We all have our place in this world.”
“Well done… if you were trying to disappoint me!”
“Why must something be wrong for me to want to see my old friend?”
“One often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it.”
“Your mind is like this water. When it becomes agitated, it becomes difficult to see… but if you allow it to settle, the answer becomes clear.”
“But who? Who is worthy to be trusted with the secret to limitless power?”
“Believe me, you have not seen anything yet!”
“There are no accidents.”
“You doubt my prison’s security?”
“It’s nothing to worry about. It’s perfectly safe.”
“It’s said to be so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking– OWW!!”
“Have you finished sight-seeing?”
“You think it’s that easy? That I’m just going to hand you the secret to limitless power?”
“Look at you! This fat butt! Flabby arms! And this ridiculous belly! …And utter disregard for personal hygiene.”
“Don’t stand that close, I can smell your breath.”
“You know the hardest part of this? The hardest part is cleaning up afterwards.”
“[Name] may have picked you, but when I’m through with you you’re going to wish he hadn’t.”
“Maybe we can find something more suited to my level..?”
“We use that for training children, and for propping the door open when it’s hot.”
“Whatchu got? You got nothing ‘cause I got it right here.”
“There is now a level zero.”
“The poor guy’s just gonna get himself killed!”
“I’ve had a long, and rather disappointing, day.”
“You don’t belong here.”
“You’re a disgrace, and if you have any respect for who we are and what we do, you will be gone by morning.”
“I see you have found The Sacred Peach Tree of Heavenly Wisdom.”
“I am so sorry, I thought it was just a regular peach tree.”
“I understand. You eat when you are upset.”
“I probably sucked more today than anyone in the history of kung fu… in the history of China… in the history of sucking!”
“You are too concerned with what was and what will be.”
“I’m glad [Name] sent you. I was beginning to think I’d been forgotten.”
“The only souvenirs we collect here are bloody knuckles and broken bones.”
“I’m sorry! I thought you said you were ready.”
“I’ve been taking it easy on you, but no more!”
“If he’s smart, he won’t come back up those steps.”
“I thought you said acupuncture would make me feel better.”
“Who am I to judge a warrior based on his size? I mean, look at me.”
“I know [Name]’s trying to inspire me and all… but if I didn’t know any better, I’d say he’s trying to get rid of me.”
“According to legend, there was once a time when [Name] actually used to smile. But that was before…”
“I accidentally tweaked his facial nerve… and may have also stopped his heart.”
“There is just news. There is no good or bad.”
“You just need to believe. Promise me you will believe.”
“You must continue your journey without me.”
“You can’t leave me!”
“From the first moment I got here you’ve been trying to get rid of me!”
“Every time you threw a brick at my head, or said I smelled, it hurt… but it could never hurt more than it did every day of my life just being me.”
“I stayed because I thought, if anyone could change me – could make me not me – it was you.”
“Don’t try and stop me!”
“I eat when I’m upset! Okay?”
“I know you’re trying to be all mystical and kung fu-y, but could you at least tell me where we’re going?”
“You dragged me all the way out here for a bath?!”
“We do not wash our pits in The Pool of Sacred Tears.”
“When you focus on kung fu, when you concentrate… you stink.”
“When you have been trained, you may eat.”
“You are free to eat.”
“Finally a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary!”
“The mark of a true hero is humility… but yes, you have done awesome.”
“He could have killed you.”
“You will have the one thing that no one else does.”
“Legend says you will be able to hear a butterfly’s wing-beat and see light in the deepest cave. You will feel the universe in motion around you.”
“Whoa! Really? …That’s cool.”
“Can I punch through walls? Can I do a quadruple back-flip? Will I have invisibility?”
“It’s blank.”
“I will fight him. I can hold him off long enough for everyone to escape.”
“I am very proud to have been your master.”
“The future of noodles is dice-cut vegetables. No longer slices.”
“Maybe this time we’ll have a kitchen you can actually stand up in.”
“I’m sorry if things didn’t work out. It just wasn’t meant to be.”
“The secret ingredient is… nothing.”
“To make something special, you just have to believe it’s special.”
“This is no longer your home.”
“I rotted in jail for twenty years because of your weakness!”
“Obeying your master is not weakness!”
“Not your fault? Who filled my head with dreams? Who drove me to train until my bones cracked? Who denied me my destiny?”
“All I ever did, I did to make you proud! Tell me how proud you are!”
“I have always been proud of you, from the first moment I’ve been proud of you. And it was my pride that blinded me.”
“I loved you too much to see what you were becoming… what I was turning you into.”
“What are you gonna do, big guy? Sit on me?”
“You want it? Come get it.”
“It’s okay, I didn’t get it the first time either.”
“There is no secret ingredient. It’s just you.”
“You can’t defeat me. You’re just a big, fat, ____.”
“I’m not a big, fat, ____. I’m THE big, fat, ____.”
“You’re bluffing! [Name] didn’t teach you that.”
“You’re alive! …Or we’re both dead.”
“I’m not dying, you idiot!”
“I am simply at peace, finally.”
⊱simple introduction starters⊰
❝what are you doing here?❞
❝you’re going to hurt yourself, let me help you.❞
❝why are you staring at me?❞
❝if you didn’t want to talk to me, you could’ve just said so.❞
❝i think you dropped this.❞
❝here, i’ll pay for that.❞
❝so i assume you’re the one everyone’s talking about.❞
❝that outfit looks nice on you, where’d you get it?❞
❝why are you doing this?❞
❝so that looks dangerous… want to try it?❞
❝you’re going to do WHAT with WHAT?❞
❝can you help me grab this?❞
❝don’t talk to me until i’ve had my coffee. thanks.❞
❝that was possibly the weirdest thing i’ve ever seen.❞
❝you have the prettiest smile i’ve seen all day.❞
❝do i have anything on my shirt?❞
❝are you waiting for an interview too?❞
❝is this seat saved for anyone?❞
❝i’ve never been here before, it’s beautiful.❞
❝do you know the directions to (location)?❞
❝so how long have you been working here?❞
❝how many of those have you had?❞
❝i’m not suppose to talk to strangers.❞
❝you’ll be ok, i promise.❞
❝can you hear me?❞
❝i think you’re on my foot…❞
❝i guess you’re stuck with me ‘til the elevator starts working.❞
❝could you POSSIBLY get more annoying?❞
❝i have several questions, first off WHY?❞
❝why would you do that?“
❝i think that guy is giving you a weird look.❞
❝hey are you ok?❞
❝do you live here?❞
❝are you third-wheeling too?❞
❝why are like this?❞
❝who did this to you?❞
❝who told you that?❞
❝why are you following me?❞
Brave Sentence Starters
Feel free to change pronouns or restructure sentences as needed.
“No weapons on the table.”
“They say the Will O’ The Wisps lead you to your fate.”
“They’d get away with murder! I can never get away with anything!”
“A princess should not have weapons, in my opinion.”
“Princess or not, learning to fight is essential.”
“Now, how do you know you don’t like it if you won’t try it?”
“It’s not just a story. Legends are lessons, they ring with truths.”
“It’s marriage, it’s not the end of the world.”
“I don’t want to get married! I want to stay single and let my hair flow in the wind as I ride through the glen, firing arrows into the sunset!”
“If you could just try to see what I do I do out of love.”
“I swear, [Name], this isn’t going to happen. Not if I have any say in it.”
“Show a little decorum, and no more fighting!”
“You embarrassed them. You embarrassed me. You don’t know what you’ve done.”
“You’re a beast! That’s what you are!”
“I’ll never be like you. I’d rather die than be like you!”
“Holler if you see anything you like, everything is half off.”
“Your broom! It was sweeping by itself!”
“I’m not a witch! Too many unsatisfied customers.”
“If you’re not going to buy anything, get out.”
“It’s a peace offering. I made it for you, special.”
“That scaffy witch gave me a gammy spell!”
“You’re covered with fur! You’re not naked!”
“A witch turned mum into a bear. It’s not my fault.”
“I’m here. I’ll always be right here.”
“Find those by the creek, did you? They’re nightshade berries… they’re poisonous.”
“Where did you get this water? It has worms.”
“I know you’re scared… you’re tired… you don’t understand… but we’ve got to keep our heads. Just calm down.”
“Whoever they were they’ve been gone for a long, long, time.”
“No more talk! No more traditions! We settle this now!”
“None of your sons are fit to marry my daughter!”
“The story of this kingdom is a powerful one.”
“There’s no one to blame but me, and I know now that I need to amend my mistake.”
“I’ve decided to do what’s right and break tradition.”
“I didn’t pick her out, it was your idea.”
“To the cellar! Let’s crack open the King’s private reserve to celebrate!”
“It can’t be true!
“You’re talking nonsense!”
“I’m sorry. This is all my fault… I did this to you. To us.”
“You’ve always been there for me, you’ve never given up on me. I just want you back.”
@big-d-little-i-big-n-little-ozzo
Jamison smiled as he sat down across from Tony, passing him a cup of tea. “I’m sorry I haven’t been as available lately, we’ve gotten some pretty rough cases, and you know as well as I do how time gets away. How are you doing?”
It had been a solid two months of back to back cases, and while he’d made sure to still check in when he could, he hadn’t had a chance to actually sit down with any of the kids recently. He put meeting with Tony at the top of his list as soon as work eased up, and so here they were in his dining room.
Out of the three, it was Tony he tended to worry about the most, mostly because Tony could hide things from him better than the twins ever could.
He was still getting used to the presence of the twins' surrogate fathers in his life. Tony had never met more hands on mentors than the Dad Squad and he'd trained under his own uncle when he was undercover. Having them now felt weird, especially since he was by and away a grown man who hadn't needed or had a father in years.
Still, if Jamison called, Tony showed up. It was better than having six ex SEALS breaking down his door. He would answer all of their calls to prevent that kind of damage from happening again. Tony had learned his lesson the hard way but he had learned it.
He sat at the table, watching Jamison make tea, wondering what he was about to say. It was bound to be something stupid, because Jamison had a way of bringing out the stupid in him. Life was good right now though. Mostly. If he didn't think about all the recent changes in his life.
He held the tea between his hands for a minute weighing his answer. "Rossi isn't what I expected for a Marine." Or a father. "He doesn't fit the stereotype."
Jamison chuckled softly, taking a sip of his own tea. “Every now and then you meet one that broke the mold rather than choosing to fit it. Though I dare say that the majority of the Marines we’ve dealt with in our work haven’t been the best examples.”
He didn’t mention Gibbs, in fact he rarely said anything about NCIS as a whole now that Tony was free of it. If Tony wanted to talk about it he would, but Jamison wasn’t going to push that button at the current moment.
“Andie speaks highly of him,” he said, setting his cup down after a moment. “What do you think about him aside from being an atypical Marine?”
It wasn’t that Jamison had never heard of the man, between Lucas working at the FBI Archives for as long as he had and interagency communications it was impossible not to have heard of the BAU and those that had founded it. Jamison had even read some of Rossi’s books over the years.
But Rossi was someone new in Tony’s life and after everything he’d seen Tony go through, he made it a habit to learn about new people. He also understood that Tony would probably have some complicated feelings going on while he figured out the new dynamic.
@big-d-little-i-big-n-little-ozzo
Jamison smiled as he sat down across from Tony, passing him a cup of tea. “I’m sorry I haven’t been as available lately, we’ve gotten some pretty rough cases, and you know as well as I do how time gets away. How are you doing?”
It had been a solid two months of back to back cases, and while he’d made sure to still check in when he could, he hadn’t had a chance to actually sit down with any of the kids recently. He put meeting with Tony at the top of his list as soon as work eased up, and so here they were in his dining room.
Out of the three, it was Tony he tended to worry about the most, mostly because Tony could hide things from him better than the twins ever could.
“I don’t ask for much, just to not have to keep stitching up people I care about because they didn’t look before they lept.” Peter grumbled as he looked at the wound, shaking his head as he started cleaning it and prepping for stitches.
“Take a breath, it’s going to be fine. I know it seems hopeless right now but we’ll get it figured out, alright?” Jamison set down a mug of tea, giving them a gentle pat on the shoulder.
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