Kung Fu Panda Sentence Starters
Feel free to change pronouns or restructure sentences as needed.
“Legend tells of a legendary warrior…”
“I see you like to chew. Maybe you should chew… on my fist!”
“The warrior said nothing, for his mouth was full.”
“Enough talk. Let’s fight.”
“He was so deadly, in fact, that his enemies would go blind from overexposure to pure awesomeness!”
“There is no charge for awesomeness… or attractiveness.”
“Hanging out would have to wait. ‘Cause when you’re facing the ten-thousand demons of Demon Mountain, there’s only one thing that matters…”
“[Name], get up! You’ll be late for work!”
“What were you doing up there? All that noise?”
“Careful! That soup is… sharp!”
“You are almost ready to be entrusted with the secret ingredient of my secret ingredient soup!”
“We all have our place in this world.”
“Well done… if you were trying to disappoint me!”
“Why must something be wrong for me to want to see my old friend?”
“One often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it.”
“Your mind is like this water. When it becomes agitated, it becomes difficult to see… but if you allow it to settle, the answer becomes clear.”
“But who? Who is worthy to be trusted with the secret to limitless power?”
“Believe me, you have not seen anything yet!”
“There are no accidents.”
“You doubt my prison’s security?”
“It’s nothing to worry about. It’s perfectly safe.”
“It’s said to be so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking– OWW!!”
“Have you finished sight-seeing?”
“You think it’s that easy? That I’m just going to hand you the secret to limitless power?”
“Look at you! This fat butt! Flabby arms! And this ridiculous belly! …And utter disregard for personal hygiene.”
“Don’t stand that close, I can smell your breath.”
“You know the hardest part of this? The hardest part is cleaning up afterwards.”
“[Name] may have picked you, but when I’m through with you you’re going to wish he hadn’t.”
“Maybe we can find something more suited to my level..?”
“We use that for training children, and for propping the door open when it’s hot.”
“Whatchu got? You got nothing ‘cause I got it right here.”
“There is now a level zero.”
“The poor guy’s just gonna get himself killed!”
“I’ve had a long, and rather disappointing, day.”
“You’re a disgrace, and if you have any respect for who we are and what we do, you will be gone by morning.”
“I see you have found The Sacred Peach Tree of Heavenly Wisdom.”
“I am so sorry, I thought it was just a regular peach tree.”
“I understand. You eat when you are upset.”
“I probably sucked more today than anyone in the history of kung fu… in the history of China… in the history of sucking!”
“You are too concerned with what was and what will be.”
“I’m glad [Name] sent you. I was beginning to think I’d been forgotten.”
“The only souvenirs we collect here are bloody knuckles and broken bones.”
“I’m sorry! I thought you said you were ready.”
“I’ve been taking it easy on you, but no more!”
“If he’s smart, he won’t come back up those steps.”
“I thought you said acupuncture would make me feel better.”
“Who am I to judge a warrior based on his size? I mean, look at me.”
“I know [Name]’s trying to inspire me and all… but if I didn’t know any better, I’d say he’s trying to get rid of me.”
“According to legend, there was once a time when [Name] actually used to smile. But that was before…”
“I accidentally tweaked his facial nerve… and may have also stopped his heart.”
“There is just news. There is no good or bad.”
“You just need to believe. Promise me you will believe.”
“You must continue your journey without me.”
“From the first moment I got here you’ve been trying to get rid of me!”
“Every time you threw a brick at my head, or said I smelled, it hurt… but it could never hurt more than it did every day of my life just being me.”
“I stayed because I thought, if anyone could change me – could make me not me – it was you.”
“I eat when I’m upset! Okay?”
“I know you’re trying to be all mystical and kung fu-y, but could you at least tell me where we’re going?”
“You dragged me all the way out here for a bath?!”
“We do not wash our pits in The Pool of Sacred Tears.”
“When you focus on kung fu, when you concentrate… you stink.”
“When you have been trained, you may eat.”
“Finally a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary!”
“The mark of a true hero is humility… but yes, you have done awesome.”
“He could have killed you.”
“You will have the one thing that no one else does.”
“Legend says you will be able to hear a butterfly’s wing-beat and see light in the deepest cave. You will feel the universe in motion around you.”
“Whoa! Really? …That’s cool.”
“Can I punch through walls? Can I do a quadruple back-flip? Will I have invisibility?”
“I will fight him. I can hold him off long enough for everyone to escape.”
“I am very proud to have been your master.”
“The future of noodles is dice-cut vegetables. No longer slices.”
“Maybe this time we’ll have a kitchen you can actually stand up in.”
“I’m sorry if things didn’t work out. It just wasn’t meant to be.”
“The secret ingredient is… nothing.”
“To make something special, you just have to believe it’s special.”
“This is no longer your home.”
“I rotted in jail for twenty years because of your weakness!”
“Obeying your master is not weakness!”
“Not your fault? Who filled my head with dreams? Who drove me to train until my bones cracked? Who denied me my destiny?”
“All I ever did, I did to make you proud! Tell me how proud you are!”
“I have always been proud of you, from the first moment I’ve been proud of you. And it was my pride that blinded me.”
“I loved you too much to see what you were becoming… what I was turning you into.”
“What are you gonna do, big guy? Sit on me?”
“You want it? Come get it.”
“It’s okay, I didn’t get it the first time either.”
“There is no secret ingredient. It’s just you.”
“You can’t defeat me. You’re just a big, fat, ____.”
“I’m not a big, fat, ____. I’m THE big, fat, ____.”
“You’re bluffing! [Name] didn’t teach you that.”
“You’re alive! …Or we’re both dead.”
“I’m not dying, you idiot!”
“I am simply at peace, finally.”
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