Imagine being set up on a blind date with Claire Redfield.
Anon requested: “Claire Redfield x Male Reader. Reader is the brother of Jill Valentine is introduced to Claire while they are set up on a blind date by Jill and Claire brother Chris.”
Sorry this one took so long, enjoy reading!
“Y/n—scale of one to ten, how likely are you to go on a date within the next week?” Jill Valentine asked as she plopped down on the couch beside her brother. The two Valentine siblings were staying in a relatively safe location for the time being, though y/n was sure something would go wrong at any second.
“Negative ten.” Y/n didn’t even look up from the knife he was sharpening. Jill rolled her eyes.
“Come on, be serious.” Y/n sighed and stopped sharpening his knife, looking over at his sister.
“Fine. Negative ten thousand.” His answer earned him a punch to the shoulder.
“In case you haven’t noticed, the world is a shit show. It’s not like I can walk up to someone and ask them out because they’ll probably try to shoot me or rip my throat out.”
“Y/n...” Jill’s tone had a slight warning to it.
“Jill...” He replied in the same tone.
“Look, just cause the world sucks now doesn’t mean you can’t have normal things. Besides, it’d do you some good to try and meet someone new.” Jill gave y/n her best smile (which has little effect on swaying y/n’s choice).
“...If it means you’ll lay off the ‘forever alone’ jokes, fine. I’ll try later.” Jill beamed and got up from the couch.
“Great! Go get cleaned up, your date is probably waiting for you.” Y/n nodded and went back to his knife, then exactly what Jill said registered in his mind.
“Wait, what?” But Jill was already walking away, laughing as she did so. “Jill!”
Meanwhile on the other side of the compound, another set of siblings were having a similar conversation.
“Chris, no.” Claire didn’t even look up from the book she was reading. Something about success and the path getting there. Boring in Chris’ opinion.
“Come on Claire, it might be fun!” Claire just turned the page in her book and shook her head.
“Nuh uh. ‘Fun’ is reading a book, or playing a game, or punching an asshole in the face. Dates with strangers aren’t fun.” Chris huffed and crossed his arms.
“You’ve never even been on one!” Claire rolled her eyes and shut her book, standing and walking towards her bedroom in the shared apartment.
“Case and point. I prefer not talking to strangers and dating people I know.”
“Come on Claire! Just once while we’re here! For me?” Chris got down on his knees, hands clasped together as he tried his best to make puppy dog eyes.
“...ugh, fine! But if I have a terrible time you owe me one!” Chris jumped up and pumped his fist in the air in victory.
“Deal. Now go get ready, your date probably is headed over to meet you now.” Claire’s eyes widened in surprise at the news of her sudden date, and she chased after her brother.
Y/n wasn’t quite sure what one should wear to a blind date, so he choose to go with a (semi) clean pair of blue jeans and his brown leather jacket over a black t-shirt. Nothing too fancy, but he didn’t look homeless or like he’d spent several weeks crawling through garbage.
The small restaurant (really just a makeshift dining area under a very large tent) smelled good, and there was the sound of talking and laughter from the inhabitants.
“Excuse me? Are you y/n?” Y/n looked up to find a woman in a red vest staring at him.
“Uh, yeah. Y/n Valentine. I’m guessing you’re Claire?” The woman, Claire, nodded and held out her hand.
“Claire Redfield, nice to meet you.” Y/n shook her hand, and they went inside the tent. After grabbing a bowl of food each, they found a card table that was unoccupied and sat down.
“So...how’d you end up in a place like this?” Claire shrugged and poked at the food (more like mush) in her bowl.
“My brother found it, so we decided to settle down and take a break while we could. You?” Swallowing the tasteless spoonful mush, y/n waved his hand idly in the air.
“Me and my sister were just passing through, but she wanted to stay a little longer. Been here ever since.” Claire nodded in understanding and set down her spoon. Out of the corner of her eye she swore she saw a familiar face peeking into the tent.
“It’s got it’s perks though. Food, shelter, a place to sleep. Walls aren’t that sturdy though.” Y/n chuckled and nodded in agreement.
“Yeah. Sometimes I swear they’re going to fall over and let the dead in. Hopefully I’m not around when that happens.”
“I’ll drink to that.” The two continued to chat as they ate, sharing stories from before the world turned on its head. The evening would have ended pleasantly enough, until—
A deafening crash sounded from outside the tent. Y/n and Claire shot up from their seats. Everything was silent. Y/n broke the silence.
“What the fuck?” Then the screams came from outside, joined by low moans and hissing.
“They’re inside! The zombies are inside the walls!”
“Run for it!” Everyone went into a panic. Claire and y/n moved out of the way of the stampeding citizens, trying to avoid being trampled. Y/n grabbed the knife he had left strapped to his leg in case of emergencies, and Claire pulled her gun out of its holster.
“Wanna kill some zombies?” Claire flipped off the safety on her gun and headed out of the tent.
“Gladly.” The compound’s guard/militia was already closing up the breach in the wall, but a good chunk of zombies had already gotten through. Y/n hacked through them and Claire shot any that were coming too close.
Others who had weapons joined the two, and soon the zombies moved no more. Y/n was breathing heavily and Claire was tense and ready to shoot again.
“That was interesting. Nice knife skills.” Y/n nodded and gestured to Claire’s gun.
“Nice shooting.” Claire holstered the gun and looked around. There wasn’t much else she’d be able to help here with.
“I should go check on my brother, he’s probably worried.” Y/n nodded and sheathed his knife.
“Yeah, I wouldn’t be surprised if my sister was already halfway here. It was nice to meet you., I’m sorry that we were interrupted.”
“Hey, it’s not your fault. I’ll see you around.” Claire turned and started to walk off, until y/n called out to her.
“Wait!” She turned back around, curiosity written on her face.
“Yes?” Y/n rubbed the back of his neck and gave Claire a sheepish look.
“If you want—do you wanna grab a drink sometime? There’s a bar here that sells halfway decent drinks.” Claire looked surprised, then a grin broke out across her face.
“Sounds like fun. It’s a date.”
“So yeah. We hit it off pretty well. Aside from the giant interruption. We were thinking of meeting up later for a drink.” Jill dipped at her drink and smiled at y/n.
“That’s nice. I guess you’ll be thanking me for setting you up?” Y/n shook his head.
“Maybe you shouldn’t spy on me!”
“Look at you! Being a big girl and trying out new things!” Claire punched her brother’s shoulder and continued trying to get the zombie bits scrubbed out of her vest.
“Fuck you. It was a barely a first date and more like a fight to survive.” Chris just laughed and elbowed Claire playfully.
“But you got a second date~” Claire just rolled her eyes and huffed.
“Yeah, no thanks to you. And I could see you hiding by the tent entrance.” Chris’ eyes widened and he started to vehemently deny being anywhere near Claire’s date.
“What? Nooo. That totally wasn’t me. I was here, doing nothing.”
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