[like-fairy-tales]

[thebelchers]

[humorstaff]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[filmtrash]

LISTEN UP THUGS

[ambiguouspup]

[sangled]

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear

[miiriya]

[gfwooyo]

i hate how reward systems never work for me like i can’t just say “if i finish this assignment i can have a cookie” bc my brain is like “…..or u could just have one right now” and i can’t argue with that logic

[truestoriesaboutme]

Self-imposed deadlines don’t work either because I know the guy who set them and he’s full of shit

[rontology]

today my gf said “when donkey asks shrek what his name is, shrek pauses before he says shrek, and i’m convinced he came up with it on the spot.” we weren’t even talking about shrek. i can’t stop thinking about it or about how lucky i am to be with her

[weloveshortvideos]

[tumbylr]

The dramatic irony in this is incredible

[kaijubeast]

this is my new favorite video

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

this video is the visual definition of hubris

[luielu]

My favorite looks from the Met Gala 2018 - Heavenly Bodies: Fashion and the Catholic Imagination.

Rihanna in Maison Margiela

Ariana Grande in Dolce & Gabbana

Lana del Rey in Gucci

Zendaya in Versace

[amortizing]

“Normality is a paved road. It’s comfortable to walk along, but no flowers grow on it.”

— Vincent van Gogh (via minuty)

[vanehwasreal]

i aM FUCKING HOWLING WITH LAUGHTER

“at my school the cop from DARE passed around 3 joints to show everyone and he said “if i dont get all three of these back this schools getting locked down and everyones getting searched till i find it..” and like 30 minutes later when everyone got to see ‘em and they got passed back the cop had 4”

[sleepin]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[surprisebitch]

chaotic evil