the only time i lower the bar is for limbo

I'm Melissa and I live in Arizona. This is a gif what ever I feel like blog. You're welcome. {  }

[johnboyoga]

if you bite your string cheese instead of peeling it your life has been a mistake

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[moominoo-deactivated20160517]

[notorious-posts]

[ostracizedpoodle]

“the world’s not ready for that joke” i say as i delete a post with zero notes 

[timmizzle-deactivated20190423]

he died so we could have it our way

[biolnformatics]

[thejogging]

[profanesnare]

why must we play god

[bunnyfood]

[unclefather]

mom said we’re getting pizza for dinner

[okage]

[digitalcomet]

hes made his choice

[wreckedshipp]

They should make a film where Jesse Eisenberg is dating Zooey Deschanel and Michael Cera is dating Katy Perry and then half way through they all switch places and nobody notices.

[ohwhatirony]

the partner trap

[945865049rgiroigvjrij-deactivat]

[thedarkbreadrises]

and the winner of my new year, new url contest is....

obviously, thedarkbreadrises!

thank you everyone for your input and i hope i didn't alienate half of you with posting the constant asks and/or not choosing the url you prefered

i hope people get the joke or else this whole thing was a waste of time oops

[katvondevious-deactivated201303]

[niggayougay]

[thedarkbreadrises]

honestly every newspaper front page of the debate just looks like obama and romney singing a lively duet

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and

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oh this is my favorite

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i still don't understand how this got 47,000 notes