Malekith the Accursed

King of the Dark Elves

[thedarkelfmalekith]

Blast theme song music

[thedarkelfmalekith]

I had a great monologue all planned out and then that Kid Loki brat said OKAY BOOMER SHUT UP

[thedarkelfmalekith]

Malekith: How many times are you going to run??? I’ve captured you SEVENTEEN DIFFERENT TIMES

BKL: *deadpan* I feel like it’s going to be at least eighteen.

Malekith:  >:|

[thedarkelfmalekith]

Because that’s what it takes to be infinite 

[thedarkelfmalekith]

*small rag tag group of Malekith’s army, instead of attacking, runs deeper into the swamp*

[godofstoriessuggestion]

—

come on, Malekith— you should know better than to try to fool me with illusions. I might not be the god of lies anymore, but I can still smell a lie a mile away! *takes a little time to hone in on him* but hey, if that’s the game you want to play… *disappears and tries to sneak up on Malekith while he’s distracted*

[thedarkelfmalekith]

Can you 

[godofstoriessuggestion]

*slashes at him from behind* yeah.

[thedarkelfmalekith]

*he gets slashed and falls down very dramatically*

[godofstoriessuggestion]

I don’t know what tricks you have up your sleeve, but I’m not giving you any chance to use them.

*aims a killing blow*

[thedarkelfmalekith]

*tries to dodge but takes a sword to the heart*

[godofstoriessuggestion]

*pauses to catch his breath* …that was too easy.

[thedarkelfmalekith]

*he hears something rushing toward him and when he turns, Malekith is about to strike with a sword*

[godofstoriessuggestion]

!!! *barely gets his sword up in time to block, staggers back*

I knew it. >:/

*trades a few blows with him* ha! this was harder when you were riding that big ugly cat of yours.

[thedarkelfmalekith]

Would you prefer if I got him?

[godofstoriessuggestion]

*grins* only if I can bring a pet of my own.

[thedarkelfmalekith]

*tries to knock his sword out of his hand*

[godofstoriessuggestion]

*they scuffle for a little longer, Loki being as annoyingly distracting as possible; Malekith finally strikes a killing blow only to have the Loki in front of him start to collapse into wisps of green magic*

that was a fun little workout, but I’ve gotta go! I’m craving a burger, you know how it is. laterrrrr~ *vanishes, along with the rest of the frost giants – he called a retreat behind his illusions*

[thedarkelfmalekith]

>:(

[thedarkelfmalekith]

*small rag tag group of Malekith’s army, instead of attacking, runs deeper into the swamp*

[godofstoriessuggestion]

—

come on, Malekith— you should know better than to try to fool me with illusions. I might not be the god of lies anymore, but I can still smell a lie a mile away! *takes a little time to hone in on him* but hey, if that’s the game you want to play… *disappears and tries to sneak up on Malekith while he’s distracted*

[thedarkelfmalekith]

Can you 

[godofstoriessuggestion]

*slashes at him from behind* yeah.

[thedarkelfmalekith]

*he gets slashed and falls down very dramatically*

[godofstoriessuggestion]

I don’t know what tricks you have up your sleeve, but I’m not giving you any chance to use them.

*aims a killing blow*

[thedarkelfmalekith]

*tries to dodge but takes a sword to the heart*

[godofstoriessuggestion]

*pauses to catch his breath* …that was too easy.

[thedarkelfmalekith]

*he hears something rushing toward him and when he turns, Malekith is about to strike with a sword*

[godofstoriessuggestion]

!!! *barely gets his sword up in time to block, staggers back*

I knew it. >:/

*trades a few blows with him* ha! this was harder when you were riding that big ugly cat of yours.

[thedarkelfmalekith]

Would you prefer if I got him?

[godofstoriessuggestion]

*grins* only if I can bring a pet of my own.

[thedarkelfmalekith]

*tries to knock his sword out of his hand*

[thedarkelfmalekith]

*small rag tag group of Malekith’s army, instead of attacking, runs deeper into the swamp*

[godofstoriessuggestion]

—

come on, Malekith— you should know better than to try to fool me with illusions. I might not be the god of lies anymore, but I can still smell a lie a mile away! *takes a little time to hone in on him* but hey, if that’s the game you want to play… *disappears and tries to sneak up on Malekith while he’s distracted*

[thedarkelfmalekith]

Can you 

[godofstoriessuggestion]

*slashes at him from behind* yeah.

[thedarkelfmalekith]

*he gets slashed and falls down very dramatically*

[godofstoriessuggestion]

I don’t know what tricks you have up your sleeve, but I’m not giving you any chance to use them.

*aims a killing blow*

[thedarkelfmalekith]

*tries to dodge but takes a sword to the heart*

[godofstoriessuggestion]

*pauses to catch his breath* …that was too easy.

[thedarkelfmalekith]

*he hears something rushing toward him and when he turns, Malekith is about to strike with a sword*

[godofstoriessuggestion]

!!! *barely gets his sword up in time to block, staggers back*

I knew it. >:/

*trades a few blows with him* ha! this was harder when you were riding that big ugly cat of yours.

[thedarkelfmalekith]

Would you prefer if I got him?

[thedarkelfmalekith]

*small rag tag group of Malekith’s army, instead of attacking, runs deeper into the swamp*

[godofstoriessuggestion]

—

come on, Malekith— you should know better than to try to fool me with illusions. I might not be the god of lies anymore, but I can still smell a lie a mile away! *takes a little time to hone in on him* but hey, if that’s the game you want to play… *disappears and tries to sneak up on Malekith while he’s distracted*

[thedarkelfmalekith]

Can you 

[godofstoriessuggestion]

*slashes at him from behind* yeah.

[thedarkelfmalekith]

*he gets slashed and falls down very dramatically*

[godofstoriessuggestion]

I don’t know what tricks you have up your sleeve, but I’m not giving you any chance to use them.

*aims a killing blow*

[thedarkelfmalekith]

*tries to dodge but takes a sword to the heart*

[godofstoriessuggestion]

*pauses to catch his breath* …that was too easy.

[thedarkelfmalekith]

*he hears something rushing toward him and when he turns, Malekith is about to strike with a sword*

[thedarkelfmalekith]

*small rag tag group of Malekith’s army, instead of attacking, runs deeper into the swamp*

[godofstoriessuggestion]

—

come on, Malekith— you should know better than to try to fool me with illusions. I might not be the god of lies anymore, but I can still smell a lie a mile away! *takes a little time to hone in on him* but hey, if that’s the game you want to play… *disappears and tries to sneak up on Malekith while he’s distracted*

[thedarkelfmalekith]

Can you 

[godofstoriessuggestion]

*slashes at him from behind* yeah.

[thedarkelfmalekith]

*he gets slashed and falls down very dramatically*

[godofstoriessuggestion]

I don’t know what tricks you have up your sleeve, but I’m not giving you any chance to use them.

*aims a killing blow*

[thedarkelfmalekith]

*tries to dodge but takes a sword to the heart*

[thedarkelfmalekith]

*small rag tag group of Malekith’s army, instead of attacking, runs deeper into the swamp*

[godofstoriessuggestion]

—

come on, Malekith— you should know better than to try to fool me with illusions. I might not be the god of lies anymore, but I can still smell a lie a mile away! *takes a little time to hone in on him* but hey, if that’s the game you want to play… *disappears and tries to sneak up on Malekith while he’s distracted*

[thedarkelfmalekith]

Can you 

[godofstoriessuggestion]

*slashes at him from behind* yeah.

[thedarkelfmalekith]

*he gets slashed and falls down very dramatically*

[thedarkelfmalekith]

*small rag tag group of Malekith’s army, instead of attacking, runs deeper into the swamp*

[godofstoriessuggestion]

—

come on, Malekith— you should know better than to try to fool me with illusions. I might not be the god of lies anymore, but I can still smell a lie a mile away! *takes a little time to hone in on him* but hey, if that’s the game you want to play… *disappears and tries to sneak up on Malekith while he’s distracted*

[thedarkelfmalekith]

Can you 

[thedarkelfmalekith]

*small rag tag group of Malekith’s army, instead of attacking, runs deeper into the swamp*

[godofstoriessuggestion]

*orders his frost giants to destroy everything in sight but not pursue any fleeing enemies, searches for any traces of magic in the rubble as they smash the camp*

destroy any supplies you find and crush anyone that stands in your way.

[thedarkelfmalekith]

*they find no supplies, soldiers or camps*

[godofstoriessuggestion]

hmm… blatantly suspicious.

*starts tracking Malekith’s magic into the swamp*

stick close and watch for traps. let’s go.

[thedarkelfmalekith]

*It’s a bit of a maze and lots of natural pitfalls. As they get closer, Mal’s magic gets stronger but so far, they don’t see an army yet*

[godofstoriessuggestion]

*keeps an eye out from a high vantage point, frowns when they don’t see anything*

hm. ten minutes. if we don’t see anything by then, we go back to the portal and burn everything as we go.

…not a favorite tactic for you lot, I know.

[thedarkelfmalekith]

*He suddenly appears, alone, in the distance. Is Grinning*

[godofstoriessuggestion]

…not a fan of that.

*points* get him.

*the giants start toward Malekith, and as they do, they pick stuff up — boulders, trees, etc — and throw it at him; Loki begins casting a spell from his perch on top of one particularly tall giant’s helmet*

[thedarkelfmalekith]

*disappears just a quick*

*everyone’s perception flips upside down again, then it appears that they are all on fire as well*

[godofstoriessuggestion]

the same trick again? honestly, you’ve gotta mix it up a little, Mal, or people are going to be prepared for you.

*their aim suffers and a couple of the giants panic, but they’ve clearly been warned about illusions*

[thedarkelfmalekith]

*an army appears, coming from both sides to attack*

[godofstoriessuggestion]

*conjures an impressive sword and tries to hunt down Malekith in the chaos while the two armies duke it out*

[thedarkelfmalekith]

*He doesn’t see him, he’s disguised, he’s going to have to sniff him out by magic*

[godofstoriessuggestion]

*continues looking for him*

[thedarkelfmalekith]

*near the back, disguised as a soldier*

[thedarkelfmalekith]

*small rag tag group of Malekith’s army, instead of attacking, runs deeper into the swamp*

[godofstoriessuggestion]

*orders his frost giants to destroy everything in sight but not pursue any fleeing enemies, searches for any traces of magic in the rubble as they smash the camp*

destroy any supplies you find and crush anyone that stands in your way.

[thedarkelfmalekith]

*they find no supplies, soldiers or camps*

[godofstoriessuggestion]

hmm… blatantly suspicious.

*starts tracking Malekith’s magic into the swamp*

stick close and watch for traps. let’s go.

[thedarkelfmalekith]

*It’s a bit of a maze and lots of natural pitfalls. As they get closer, Mal’s magic gets stronger but so far, they don’t see an army yet*

[godofstoriessuggestion]

*keeps an eye out from a high vantage point, frowns when they don’t see anything*

hm. ten minutes. if we don’t see anything by then, we go back to the portal and burn everything as we go.

…not a favorite tactic for you lot, I know.

[thedarkelfmalekith]

*He suddenly appears, alone, in the distance. Is Grinning*

[godofstoriessuggestion]

…not a fan of that.

*points* get him.

*the giants start toward Malekith, and as they do, they pick stuff up — boulders, trees, etc — and throw it at him; Loki begins casting a spell from his perch on top of one particularly tall giant’s helmet*

[thedarkelfmalekith]

*disappears just a quick*

*everyone’s perception flips upside down again, then it appears that they are all on fire as well*

[godofstoriessuggestion]

the same trick again? honestly, you’ve gotta mix it up a little, Mal, or people are going to be prepared for you.

*their aim suffers and a couple of the giants panic, but they’ve clearly been warned about illusions*

[thedarkelfmalekith]

*an army appears, coming from both sides to attack*

[godofstoriessuggestion]

*conjures an impressive sword and tries to hunt down Malekith in the chaos while the two armies duke it out*

[thedarkelfmalekith]

*He doesn’t see him, he’s disguised, he’s going to have to sniff him out by magic*

[thedarkelfmalekith]

*small rag tag group of Malekith’s army, instead of attacking, runs deeper into the swamp*

[godofstoriessuggestion]

*orders his frost giants to destroy everything in sight but not pursue any fleeing enemies, searches for any traces of magic in the rubble as they smash the camp*

destroy any supplies you find and crush anyone that stands in your way.

[thedarkelfmalekith]

*they find no supplies, soldiers or camps*

[godofstoriessuggestion]

hmm… blatantly suspicious.

*starts tracking Malekith’s magic into the swamp*

stick close and watch for traps. let’s go.

[thedarkelfmalekith]

*It’s a bit of a maze and lots of natural pitfalls. As they get closer, Mal’s magic gets stronger but so far, they don’t see an army yet*

[godofstoriessuggestion]

*keeps an eye out from a high vantage point, frowns when they don’t see anything*

hm. ten minutes. if we don’t see anything by then, we go back to the portal and burn everything as we go.

…not a favorite tactic for you lot, I know.

[thedarkelfmalekith]

*He suddenly appears, alone, in the distance. Is Grinning*

[godofstoriessuggestion]

…not a fan of that.

*points* get him.

*the giants start toward Malekith, and as they do, they pick stuff up — boulders, trees, etc — and throw it at him; Loki begins casting a spell from his perch on top of one particularly tall giant’s helmet*

[thedarkelfmalekith]

*disappears just a quick*

*everyone’s perception flips upside down again, then it appears that they are all on fire as well*

[godofstoriessuggestion]

the same trick again? honestly, you’ve gotta mix it up a little, Mal, or people are going to be prepared for you.

*their aim suffers and a couple of the giants panic, but they’ve clearly been warned about illusions*

[thedarkelfmalekith]

*an army appears, coming from both sides to attack*

[thedarkelfmalekith]

*small rag tag group of Malekith’s army, instead of attacking, runs deeper into the swamp*

[godofstoriessuggestion]

*orders his frost giants to destroy everything in sight but not pursue any fleeing enemies, searches for any traces of magic in the rubble as they smash the camp*

destroy any supplies you find and crush anyone that stands in your way.

[thedarkelfmalekith]

*they find no supplies, soldiers or camps*

[godofstoriessuggestion]

hmm… blatantly suspicious.

*starts tracking Malekith’s magic into the swamp*

stick close and watch for traps. let’s go.

[thedarkelfmalekith]

*It’s a bit of a maze and lots of natural pitfalls. As they get closer, Mal’s magic gets stronger but so far, they don’t see an army yet*

[godofstoriessuggestion]

*keeps an eye out from a high vantage point, frowns when they don’t see anything*

hm. ten minutes. if we don’t see anything by then, we go back to the portal and burn everything as we go.

…not a favorite tactic for you lot, I know.

[thedarkelfmalekith]

*He suddenly appears, alone, in the distance. Is Grinning*

[godofstoriessuggestion]

…not a fan of that.

*points* get him.

*the giants start toward Malekith, and as they do, they pick stuff up — boulders, trees, etc — and throw it at him; Loki begins casting a spell from his perch on top of one particularly tall giant’s helmet*

[thedarkelfmalekith]

*disappears just a quick*

*everyone’s perception flips upside down again, then it appears that they are all on fire as well*

[thedarkelfmalekith]

*small rag tag group of Malekith’s army, instead of attacking, runs deeper into the swamp*

[godofstoriessuggestion]

*orders his frost giants to destroy everything in sight but not pursue any fleeing enemies, searches for any traces of magic in the rubble as they smash the camp*

destroy any supplies you find and crush anyone that stands in your way.

[thedarkelfmalekith]

*they find no supplies, soldiers or camps*

[godofstoriessuggestion]

hmm… blatantly suspicious.

*starts tracking Malekith’s magic into the swamp*

stick close and watch for traps. let’s go.

[thedarkelfmalekith]

*It’s a bit of a maze and lots of natural pitfalls. As they get closer, Mal’s magic gets stronger but so far, they don’t see an army yet*

[godofstoriessuggestion]

*keeps an eye out from a high vantage point, frowns when they don’t see anything*

hm. ten minutes. if we don’t see anything by then, we go back to the portal and burn everything as we go.

…not a favorite tactic for you lot, I know.

[thedarkelfmalekith]

*He suddenly appears, alone, in the distance. Is Grinning*

[thedarkelfmalekith]

*small rag tag group of Malekith’s army, instead of attacking, runs deeper into the swamp*

[godofstoriessuggestion]

*orders his frost giants to destroy everything in sight but not pursue any fleeing enemies, searches for any traces of magic in the rubble as they smash the camp*

destroy any supplies you find and crush anyone that stands in your way.

[thedarkelfmalekith]

*they find no supplies, soldiers or camps*

[godofstoriessuggestion]

hmm… blatantly suspicious.

*starts tracking Malekith’s magic into the swamp*

stick close and watch for traps. let’s go.

[thedarkelfmalekith]

*It’s a bit of a maze and lots of natural pitfalls. As they get closer, Mal’s magic gets stronger but so far, they don’t see an army yet*