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#wout van aert #cycling #I am happy he gets to go on an Italian vacation #instead of whatever this tour is going to be

okay one more observation on Paris-Roubaix 2026: everyone who’s all focused on Mathieu going to congratulate WvA might be missing the main plot: Christophe Laporte hurling his bike at a soigneur then bodily throwing photographers and elbowing security staff aside to flop himself down on his knees beside Wout and envelop him in the most massive hug, cradling him to his chest and all. go forth cycling rpf and do your duty.

#cycling RPF #wout/christophe #op trust me that some of us have lived here for years #and that the whole race and aftermath was everything we could have ever wanted

Wout's appearance on De Slimste Mens ter Wereld with machine translated English subtitles.

Subtitles aren't on by default, so you will need to click the little box with lines of text next to the volume controls to turn them on.

#cycling #wout van aert #you have no idea how much of a pain this was #i had to pull three separate subtitles files and then stitch them together #anyway these files have been sitting on my computer for like 5 months before I got my shit together #sorry it's so late

#cycling #wout van aert #wout/christophe #christophe laporte #husbands!!!

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There's Only One You

Jeff Carter/Mike Richards Fics

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#hockey rpf #Mike Richards/Jeff Carter #my forever hockey otp

thedeadparrot

This is a documentary that was made in January 2019, and within its 9 minute runtime, it features: pics of Chihuawout, maybe even pre-Chihuawout; naked massage scenes (so many naked massage scenes); photographic documentation of the scars he had at the time; FEET; Wout jogging in leggings; rainbow privateer Wout; and cameos from both Mathieu and Wout's tiny dog.

thedeadparrot

The original disappeared from YouTube, so I reuploaded it onto Tumblr.

#wout van aert #cycling

The original disappeared from Youtube, so here's the Wout/Wesley video. I made some gifs of it too, but Tumblr doesn't let you add video as a reblog.

#wout van aert #well #first rule of fandom is save everything #cycling

#cycling #christophe laporte #i think his shapes are nice

#cycling #christophe laporte #olav kooij #julien vermote #shirtless christophe with a sweet tooth and called clap by his teammates can be so personal

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Interest Check

Because I'm busy and don't necessarily want to put time into running this on tumblr if there isn't people interested in participating who aren't on the server, are there people who would be interested in participating in Cycling Secret Santa? (500 word count minimum) Please reply

#cycling RPF #secret santa

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#wout van aert #cycling #damn they really went full thirst trap for this one #also lol on the women's bib shorts #they knew what they were doing

depsidase

#cycling #wout van aert #i'm glad our gorilla is having fun w one of his husbands

#cycling #wout van aert #this is the altitude camp content we're here for

tofumilanesa

every year during 1u i try to make sense of what cycling rpf is up to now and every year someone will drop in a prompt that’s like “wout / the prime minister of japan - tupperware” and i find myself outmaneuvered yet again

tofumilanesa

whoever prompted wout / brad marchand do you wanna make out or something

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thedeadparrot

#cycling #wout van aert

So much Wout struggling with his jersey in this video.

#cycling #wout van aert #also some shoulder scars for the scar sickos

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