https://archive.org/stream/revhosatx2/Curse%20Your%20Boss_djvu.txt
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“...the name of a troublesome police officer can be gathered and taken to a Catholic church. There the aspiring revolutionary can inform a priest the name is that of the recently deceased and pay for a mass to be said for the newly dearly departed. An entire church will affirm the officer is a dead man...”
“... Valerian root, also known as Vandal root, causes horrible accidents and bad luck to follow those whom it’s been thrown at. It can be sprinkled on cop cars or mixed with the dirt of a specific officer’s footprints. The dirt can be thrown in a jar with vinegar, Red Pepper flakes, and whole Black Pepper and buried in a cemetery...”
“...Red Pepper flakes, Black Pepper, Black Mustard seed, Valerian root, Spanish moss, and rusty nails can be thrown into ajar with water from a horrible, nasty place. Add Psalm 109 written in red ink to the jar and pray with extreme venom all the terrible things you wish to afflict your victim with. Seal the jar, throw it at the targets door with all your might, and return to safer ground...”
“... before any operation, or before joining in a protest or place where agitation could occur, prepare a tea of Bay leaves, Black Cohosh, and Star Anise before noon. Take the tea as the sun is rising and asperge the members of the cell taking part in the action, calling upon the spirits of the herbs to grant them success, protection, luck, as well as increased psychic perception. Throw the remaining water eastward...”
“...Take an empty glass bottle and pour in Red Pepper Flakes, Cayenne, and crushed styrofoam. Fill the bottle half way with (radacted because tumblr, it’s in the book), capping it. Take an Ace of Spades card and write the number “792” thirteen times on the front of it. Tear the card into little pieces and add it to the bottle. Tie, tape, or use metal wire to wrap a rag around the neck of the bottle, alternatively affixing the rag to the main body of the bottle, leaving the neck free to be used as a handle for greater throwing distance. Light the rag, throw the bottle far from you (and very far away from children, pets, and anyone else you do not wish harmed by its incendiary magic) and laugh, calling upon Dionysus the Liberator...”
“...in a blue flannel bag take Oregano, Fennel seed, Black Mustard seed, and three chips of Cascara Sagrada bark, praying over each group of herbs that their spirits awaken and keep you safe from all meddlesome individuals and authorities. Add a piece of paper with your name written on it and smeared with your blood, sealing the bag up afterward. A candle carved with the words ‘LAW KEEP AWAY” and dressed in an oil of the same name can be burned as you do this, and the bag can be kept near it as it burns to help charge it as you pray. Make a blend of the same herbs that went into the bag and burn them over charcoal, giving the spirit of the bag a name. When named, soak the bag in whiskey. Now it is alive. After all is said and done, feed the bag whiskey once a week and never let anybody other than yourself see it or touch it. If they do, they will kill the spirit and you will need to create an entirely new bag...”
All this is from Doctor Bones in “Curse Your Boss, Hex the State, Take Back the World”, linked above.
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