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T̶̘̞͈̜̐̈́h̸̩̺͗͒̐̈a̴͈̭̯͓̿̎̓͝ẗ̵̫̖̼̼́’̷͖͕͗̓̆̕s̵̯̪͖̪͛̇ ̷̛̻̾̋y̶̧̮̓o̷̟̐ụ̶̻̳͍̈́r̶̢͇̊̊̇͝s̶̱̯͍̩̓̎͐ȩ̴̳̅l̵̟̳͋f̶̥̤̗̄ ̵̛̤͒y̵̢̓̈́͋ở̴̩̋u̷͕̜̮͚͑ ̴̜͛̍̓́f̸̱̹̻̀e̴̯̰͍̔͌͐ȇ̴͍̝̖͊͘ͅl̸̢̳͚̉,̴̩͉̮͔̽́ ̵̨͗͊̾J̶̛̭͍̖̼o̴͈̝̎͗͝h̵̹̖̲͑͌̓ṅ̸̙̦̿͌͛.̷͖̖̹̠̔̏

O̶̢̧͔̖̓r̵͙͔̈́̒̎ ̷͓̘͔̠͐͂̋a̸̧̧̫̩͌̕͘̕ţ̶̭͔̝̿ ̵̮̭̈͐l̶͇͋̍͑ę̵̮̹̍̐a̶̜͔̳͛́͜ŝ̵͈̹͠t̷͈̺̯̀̇̃̈́s̸͎̺͂͜ ̷̗̣̿̍ä̶̢̠̰́̈́̚l̷̲͉̮͒̀l̶̰͓̉̅̅ ̸̯̈́ṯ̸̈ḫ̶̺̹̘̈́̀̐ȅ̴̺͕͒̈́̔ͅ ̸̧̖̭̑͗̂̿b̴̢͚͌̑͘í̵͕͖̉̆t̷͍̓̂̚͝ś̷̹̫͉̀̑ ̷̧̯̟̺̒̀̕͝ ÿ̶͇o̵͐̓ͅu̶̢̨͌ ̶̬̗͖̻̄ d̷̜̍o̷̥̗̅͜͝ň̴͖̘̺͌’̴̞͈̔ͅt̸̟̱̥̰̃̓̓̆ ̴̗̉̽̓͗͜ ẅ̵̡͉͇̤̆ą̴̆n̷̡͈͖̩͆̌̽̚t̸͔̬̎̓̚͝ ̵̗̈́̓ṯ̵̀̋͘͘o̵̤̖̊̕͜ ̵̮̯̣̅̊͂ͅa̶̝̿͘͝͝d̷̡͕̗͒ṃ̴̓̎͐i̶̙̪͆ț̴̠͖̽̅̔ ̴͙͔̌͝ẹ̷̆́͂x̴̳̻̎i̶̜͈̥̇̒̇͌ͅs̵̰͙̜͘͘t̷͇͒͝.̵̲͙̝̍͑

HOLY SHIT THIS WAS ONE HUGE CHALLENGE BUT THE KIND I LOVE!!!

So the moment i saw glitch on the meme I knew I wanted to do demon John and that as an intense flashing gif mess and I was SO GLAD for this prompt!

Here I am being extra :D

! WARNINGS HERE AGAIN !

FLASHING GIF EPILEPSY EPILEPSY CW EPILEPSY TW FLASHING FLASHING TW FLASHING CW EYE SORE GLITCH GLITCH GIF GLITCH CW GLITCH TW HORROR HORROR CW EYE HORROR CW EYE HORROR TW BODY HORROR CW BODY HORROR TW BLOOD BLOOD CW /I want you guys stay safe ok, if you need me to put more let me know ok!!!

#GIF WARNING #EPILEPSY WARNING #OH MY GOD LOOK AT THIS #FOR REAL IT'S BEAUTIFUL #ME #JOHNNY 2.0 #THE TWAT IN THE TRENCHCOAT #FUCKIN HELL GHOST

#the twat in the trenchcoat #johnny 2.0 #hellblazer #constantine

Hellblazer 104

#hellblazer #constantine #johnny 2.0 #the demon constantine

The Morning After Sentence Starters

"Get out, get out, get out, get out!"

"Do you remember anything from last night?"

"Why are you in my bed?"

"I'd offer you breakfast, but I think I'm too sore to move."

"So.. Was it good?"

"Who topped?"

"I thought you'd be gone by the time I woke up..."

"I should go."

"This didn't mean anything."

"We shouldn't have done this..."

"Of course I'm freaking out! You're my friend!"

"I'm guessing this was a one time thing?"

"Yeah, yeah, I know how this goes. I'll grab my clothes and get out of here."

"Good morning, hope you don't mind me borrowing your shirt.."

"I made you coffee, did you want some Aspirin?"

"This stays between us."

"Congratulations. You actually convinced me to sleep with you."

"Are you sneaking out on me?"

"Don't answer it!"

"Do you have any idea how wrong this was?"

"..Do you wanna do this again sometime, maybe?"

#do it #anyone for real John will sleep with anyone #please

talentforlying

constantine: *clears throat* constantine: WHOSE DICK DO I HAVE TO SUCK TO SUCK A DICK AROUND HERE

#the twat in the trenchcoat #all the twats in all the trenchcoats

“It’s cold as fuckin’ tits in here.”

#about my life #but also #it's an open #whatever you can't judge me

whcwashe

thedemonconstantine replied to your post:[[MOR] ‘i’m a gOOD WRITER –’ she screams in the…

I like your writing, nerd

yoU’RE A NERD.

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your FACE is a nerd, nerdface

#♆|| out of the pit

thought;

would anyone like to do a new thread / resume an old one? I’m thinking of coming back gently

#♆|| out of the pit

constantron9000

mornings are hard copic markers

#mirrorheroineforhire #this is you and you know it

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eyEZOO O MS

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#<_<#well hi there #talentforlying

greatpower-nofuture

The Hellblazer #4

Simon Oliver (w)

Moritat (a)

|Cover by John Casaday|

#oh my fuck #the twat in the trenchcoat

[text] Im not drunk eveyone is just blurry

[text] maybe you dropped your contact lens in your vodka

#mirrorheroineforhire

Hey folks. Sorry I haven’t been on here recently. Between adjusting to a new job schedule, mediating social drama, and keeping up a long long distance relationship, I have less time for my hobbies than I’d like. My Tumblr activity can be pretty inconsistent and so my blog has been a bit left behind.

I miss RPing with all of you and there were definitely people I wanted to RP with who I never got to play with, but if you would like to roleplay, nerd out over Constantine, or even just ask me what biscuits are in New Zealand, feel free to add me on Skype.

#skype account is 'constantron'#but put something fun in the contact request #b/c I get a lot of random spambots

new job, new computer, where’d my life go

#ooc

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“Yeah….. maybe. I mean, mate, the parents– sure. I agree. Poncy prats with stuck-up brats. But they were just kids.” Makes him uncomfortable.

@thedemonconstantine

“Do you believe there’s a certain age where there’s no longer a sense of innocence to a child? All children are born into the veil of human kind and all humans are nothing but filth on this land. I don’t see why them being children changes any of that.”

The monster hardly seemed appalled by his words. He certainly was not saying them to get a rise out of the demon. In truth, Bo had a conviction to believe every last word of it that he said.

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“Children are little shits without exception, but they also can’t really fight back,” he tries to explain. It comes to him just as obviously that, to a predator, that makes them ideal as a source of sustenance. The weak and the young, right?

“I’m not tryin’ to suggest you don’t eat who you want. Saying they deserved it might be a bit far, though.”

#bogisms #what is replying on time #who does that #hahahah what

shepherdofsuns

“Trading”

Lucifer repeated. “What is it exactly that you would expect as a payment? Other than, of course, having me overlook your intrusion.”

Everyone was suddenly busy with their own business, for no one wanted to upset the big man. To fall into disfavour with Lucifer would be worse than getting naked and covered in honey then being dragged through the field of stinging nettles, only to be left in front of bear’s lair. And none of the guests considered it a pleasant trip. Therefore, given Morningstar’s status, the two of them were given privacy.

“I am willing to listen, given you are already wasting my time”

At least he came early enough, not to have Johnny under the table, possibly with a fast-growing company of the worst hellspawn - they could at least still try a civilized conversation.

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“I’m still getting set up, here,” Johnny says. “I’ll deal in anything-- other information, business leads. Even money.”

Johnny shrugs, trying for nonchalance, and reaches for the next drink. The intrusion talk is a bluff, has to be. All kinds of nasties come to the devil’s lounge bar, so he can hardly be the worst thing to walk in here all week.

“I’ve got the makings of some gossip on the First,” he says quietly. “If you’re not currently above all that, anyway.”

#Wellp I'm not sure what I'm doing here so we'll just see #shepherdofsuns #♆|| verse; straight outta hell

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