“Every morning I literally have to drag you out of bed/pull the covers off you myself because you’re too upset to go from warm sleepy bundle to bracing the winter air and you always try and pull be back under for cuddles with you which is SO hard to resist but it’s for your own good I swear, you don’t wanna be late do you” au
“The snow was so severe that we got stuck in totally stationary traffic on the highway and we’ve been sitting in our car freezing our butts off for hours now but at least we have good music and the falling snow is pretty oh my god you’ve fallen asleep on my shoulder hey wake up I need you for entertainment wAIT IS THAT CANDY I SPY IN THE BACKSEAT, FUCK YES” au
“It’s super late and I’m already in bed but you just got in and it’s below freezing outside and I love you enough to let you get under the covers with me and put your cold hands on my stomach underneath my shirt oh gosh your nose is so pink let me kiss it” au
“Every year on October 1st I have this habit of getting a pumpkin spice latte instead of my regular order and I’ve had a crush on you for ever so this year I spontaneously bought one for you as well and turned up to work with it like it was no big deal but internally I’m shitting myself” au
“You have a kid and I’m your new girlfriend/boyfriend/datemate and your child is really into Halloween but as a kid my parents never let me do it so at first I was hesitant to participate but it’s literally melting my heart to watch you dress them up and pick out a pumpkin and sort through candy etc, come here one sec I want to kiss you” au
“We’re in highschool and have been together all summer but you’re a really popular kid and I’m sort of an outcast so we never told anyone about our relationship which initially I was fine with but now it’s the first day of school and you’re totally blanking me and it’s breaking my heart/really pissing me off so I’ve decided to tell everybody I bump into that I’m with you just so I can finally get a reaction out of you” au
“It’s really hot today and the sun’s shining directly in your eyes and has made them completely change color holy shit I always thought they were brown but actually they’re green and now I’m totally transfixed and can’t stop staring at you omg….. and now you’ve gone all shy and blushy about it oh I’m sorry!” au
“We both have really shitty heat tolerance and have practically stripped down to our underwear and it’s really awkward because everyone else seems fine and is fully clothed but like I literally have to get out of this building right now or I’m gonna melt do you wanna come get ice cream with me or something” au
“We’ve been making out and I’m super aroused but it’s so hot we can’t bring ourselves to actually have sex and tbh it’s kind of hilarious hEY stop touching my leg you’re not making things any better also bodily contact/heat sharing is almost unbearable right now omg this is awful” au
“You picked a flower (naughty tbh) and gave it to me and when I smelled it I sneezed and now I’m super embarrassed because I barely know you but you’re smiling really sweetly/shyly/exuberantly so I think it’s ok” au
“We were both walking through this park/sitting on the bench underneath this tree when we got caught in a blossom storm and it’s so beautiful I could cry and this is rapidly turning in a strange bonding moment do you maybe want to go get coffee with me” au
“We’re both guests at a mutual friend’s wedding and it must be really obvious that I’m a total loner and don’t know anybody because I’m sitting at a table all on my own drinking and you took it upon yourself to come sit by me and introduce me to all your friends and you’re sort of staring at me like I really intrigue you omg” au