This Is A True Story

Formerly Remy366 & EverydayRemy

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Aug 28th 2022,

That was the last time i took a picture of myself

well at a picture that ive sent to anyone other than Cimoan

Ive been trash

Im working on me

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So here’s the dilemma:

•Girlfriend number one wants to make it official. She gave me 90 days to get rid of girlfriend number 2, three and four.

•girlfriend 2 won’t be so easy it’ll definitely take more than 90 days. Girlfriend 5 and 6 and 7 will be extremely easy because I can’t afford them anyways.

•girlfriend three and four I don’t mind cutting off today for girlfriend number one. But In the back of my head I don’t want to cut off three and four because girlfriend number one loves Glorilla too much for me not to have options.

•In the end I want girlfriend number one, which is why she’s girlfriend number one.

•girlfriend number two wants 3 kids. She current has none. She’s 33. So I suspect she be letting niggas nut in her. I accepted a long time ago that we wouldn’t end up together.

•girlfriend number three is like me with a vagina, but she smokes cigarettes and believes every government conspiracy theory there is. She believes the government puts microphones in the soil. I don’t want to be married to that.

•Girlfriend number four could have been girlfriend number two if we would have met before we both went through traumatic relationships. But life has made us both cold and the only emotional bonding we both understand is sex. And we be bonding.

•girlfriend number five fell for the ole black turtle neck, gold chain, baccarat from Scentbird, combo on the 2nd date. She has a superior missionary game, and I had space on my roster. She

•girlfriend six is an alternate emo thot and I like exotic things. She works nights and so do I. Her schedule is just fitting for mine. She’s

•girlfriend seven fell for a thirst trap, and she loves to do that thing where she hang her head off the bed and lets me fuck get face and I like doing that. And only girlfriend number one let’s me do that. If more of my other girlfriends would let me do that then I honestly wouldn’t even talk to girlfriend number 7. This bitch is dumb dumb and it annoys me to talk to her. But she’s attractive as hell and she is a lot nastier than she looks. Besides that she’s just expensive.

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The 3:33

So I’ve been seeing 3:33 a lot lately. Worthing tbt past week or so. It means hope for the future while moving past the past. Think positively aMs let go of the past.

we all know I’m not the best at letting the past go I just move on and don’t think about it.

today had been a day. Pretty much lost 3 people out of my life and I keep reminding myself to let it go. I usually let people leave my life without saying my peace and accepting the reality. And it eats me inside. Today 3 people (one who’s been around for a while, one who’s been around for a moderate amount or time and one who is new around here.)

I have to let them all go. So this is my farewell to them. I’ll deal with the consequences of losing them later but for now my angles are telling me to let you all go. So, bye.

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A Letter,

To who it may or maynot concern,

Hey. Its been a minute since ive written you but here i am, Back again. Things have gotten so much worst since the last time i’ve wrote you. But that’s neither here nor there. Say hello to Ms. Foster for me. You know how i feel about that. I just wanted to tell you that things are about to change. I just wanted to warn you because most people don’t like change. Most people wont be welcomed after the change. So while things are quiet and calm I just wanted to tell you to get ready. Change is coming.

PS: I love you Janay (Thanks for always being the most amazing person I know) 

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Playlist Title: Feeling some type of way

Playlist Creator: (GPISD #) 035305

Playlist Length: 21 Songs (1h, 18m)

Playlist:

Miguel - R.A.N

Ari Lennox - 40 Shades of Choke

The Weeknd - High for this

Ro James - Excuse Me

Summer Walker - Deep

Ari Lennox - Night Drive

Beyonce - Resting Place (Original cover)

H.I.M - Lights Out

Eric Bellinger - iPod on shuffle

Mordicai - Houston Love Story 

BJ The Chicago Kid - Good Luv’n

Elhae - Stay Afloat

Maurice Moore - In My Head

Sonder - Too Fast

DVSN - POV

Tank - Fuckin Wit Me

Sabrina Claudio - Frozen

TYuS - Untitled

Jhene Aiko - Living room flow

PartyNextDoor - Temptations

Joyce Wrice - Home Alone

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Maybe, Just maybe I need to

Go to the gym and do all my laundry

deep clean my room and eat 3 solid meals a day

baby steps

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Follow me on twitter,

@DopeArtnmyFashionavaCart

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A List

When the past sends you lyrics from sessions 32

I should do a recap before the 17th and after the 17th

Counting how many of yall are here now (1,195) before D-Day

Pay for someones premium snap subscription for xmas and show them you care

Buy everyone the same present for xmas

No disrespect to Meatgod and Lanslide69 but HGF and naijaporntube have always been better. I always find people i know on there.

Dear santa,

Grace is funny, yall should watch her Vimeo

Red Dead 2, BO IIII, Snatched, and Fallout 76 are all on sale

Yesterday I read the law pact that now governs tumblr... well not just tumblr any online entity, were all fucked. Porn will be illegal in 10 years.

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       Dear Basketball,

From the moment I started wearing Jordan slippers And shooting imaginary Game-winning shots In The Summit I knew that one thing was real. Love!

I’ve loved basketball, I’ve loved boxing, I’ve loved football, I’ve loved Fashion, I’ve loved blogging, I’ve loved art, I’ve loved others, I’ve Loved!

But then, I loved you. I had to figure out how to love you You’re not art, But you are ART. You’re not football, But you’re the hope Tom had when he was down 28-3 You weren’t fashion, But You were Dynai when Mr. Wertheimer came for Chanel.

A love deeper than I understood or still even understand. You were/are the dream. A powerful dream A dream that requires my mind, body, spirit and soul Remember when Enzo told Bonnie “It’s not time yet” then she came back. That’s your power. Remember when Molly told Dro “no” and he said “yes” That’s your power. Childish Gambino - Camp (track 13) I can’t make every shot. Neither did Kobe He’s still undoubtedly a first ballad HOF

I can’t complete every play and win every game. Tom Brady is still 5-8 in the supperbowl (More than any other QB EVER) I can’t promise you that you’ll like it. On day you might, One day you might not.

I can’t always figure out “What’s the plan?”. But god bless us all with the talent to improvise.

Sometimes i don’t have the answers. But I can try to figure it out.

I might not ever finish cell. But I can try

I can’t always say I’m sorry that i took so long. BUT I can try

No matter what. we both know, no matter what I do next I’ll always be that kid With the Nike socks Garbage can in the corner :05 seconds on the clock Ball in my hands. 5 … 4 … 3 … 2 … 1

I Will Love You Always, Kobe

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Still a few “women presenting nipples” i’d like to see before the 17th

In case this is really it for yall

It’s been fun

Adios

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- Mahalia Handley

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I think that I'm Tom Cruise

Bobby with the tool

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Halloween costume suggestions

I originally wanted to be Captain Ultra

HOWEVER, (spoiler) he makes a cameo appearance in Venom because marvel is tired of not using him as a breakout character in the new KHOL generation of heroes

My next idea was Sam Tarly

That’s currently all i got

Suggestions are welcome [ Make Suggestions ]

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Royalty

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Swimsuit Models

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Gambino for President Spider-Man