This Is A Blog

I reblog things I like, be it porn, games or funny things

[katswenski]

[thebisexualbooknerd]

I’ve seen this a million times and every time I forget what’s coming

[zagreus]

Visit Original Link

[proto-homo]

All my ladies who impulse buy to feel alive, make some noise!!!!

[cosmicyeehaw]

[ruinedchildhood]

[moisok20]

*eyes snap open in the middle of the night*

Mr Incredible helped his clients find loopholes in their insurance claims because it was the closest thing he had to being a hero in a long time

[luidilovins]

*third eye opens* Mr. Incredible originally joined the insurance company thinking that it was the closest he could be to helping people and found out that insurance companies were the real villains and did everything he could to dismantle the opressive establishment.

[whiskeywhitemage]

*seventh chakra ignites* elastigirl thicc

[scretladyspider]

People who are pansexual are:

attracted to persons regardless of their gender 

and/or attracted to all genders

people with a really pretty PRIDE flag

we are not:

special bisexual snowflakes

calling bi people transphobic 

confused

[scretladyspider]

Also bisexuality is an awesome and valid identity and you can pry my bi/pan solidarity from my cold dead hands

[transswordbian]

People who are bisexual are:

Attracted to two or more genders

Can be attracted to all genders but prefers to use bisexual as a term/label

People with a really cool pride flag

We are NOT:

Transphobic

Disregarding of nonbinary genders

Confused

Shout-out to my pan siblings btw! Y'all are great! Anyone who disagrees can pry bi/pan solidarity from my cold, dead fingers

[scretladyspider]

Woo! Yes!

[theendoftimehaspassed]

[avatarparallels]

[2000ish]

“Of Aang’s three children, Bumi was the one who most encapsulated his father’s penguin-sledding spirit.”

- Bumi’s Bio on The Official Nickelodeon Website.

[bloodbending]

peter parker in the 2002 movie is fuckin…. incredible. he gets bitten by a fuckin jacked red blue spider and he doesnt say “hey someone should take me to the hospital mayhaps?” he just goes home. then the bite swells to the size of a fuckin jawbreaker but he’s like “nah i just need a nap.” then he wakes up the next day and discovers that he DOESN’T NEED HIS GLASSES ANYMORE and he has a fuckin six pack. does he flip his entire Fuck? no. he says, “cool.” iconic.

[laughingfish]

2002 peter parker had no health insurance

[geyserlesbian-archive-deactivat]

Due to personal reasons I’ll be going feral

[venusaurphobia]

I’m coming out as a sapiosexual ally

[venusaurphobia]

Just to clarify I am NOT a sapiosexual myself, just an ally. Historically I have only been attracted to dumbasses and I continue to identify that way

[plaidbees]

i always forget my grandma used to be a clown so it caught me the fuck off guard when she saw this

and no hesitation saying “oh it’s that creepy clown- oh he’s drinking that’s against clown code”

[aggressiveflyingpizza]

1. ARE YOU NOT GOING TO EXPLAIN YOUR GRANDMA’S PAST CLOWN CAREER? 2. WHAT’S CLOWN CODE??????????????

[geneetierneys]

due to personal reasons i have decided to stop making sense to anyone. i will not be accepting constructive criticism nor will i be taking any questions at this or any other time

[kabaks]

anyway animal rights activism will be inherently disingenuous and indeed actively harmful unless y’all recognize that 1) not every country has industrialized the consumption of meat to the extent that the west has 2) you absolutely need to prioritize human beings over animals given that basic humanity isn’t even afforded to a large fucking portion of the human population 3) your experiences are not universal and humans have been living off the land sustainably for literal millenia 4) capitalism is your enemy not poor people & people of color 5) stop fucking making slavery/holocaust anaologies. those are actual human beings. thanks

[bpdbot]

someone: i love you

me internally: prove it prove it prove it prove it prove it prove it

also me internally: please dont love me i dont want to hurt you this is terrifying please dont love me

yet also me internally: good, everyone should love me. get on your fucking knees and worship the fucking ground i walk on.

somehow also me internally: THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME!!!!!

me externally: aww i love you too!!

[toastbutteregg]

i just took this test as a joke to see if i can survive during an apocalypse and got this result

but the funniest part is

POISON IVY?

here’s the link if anyone wants to try it

share your results too please. im interested!

[thedoctorpokemonx]

You can thank me later

[littleclownzz]

[im-a-goner--foryou]

For those who needed this today.

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

God, the look in his eyes. he means it.

[iwasmotherstupid-deactivated202]

thanks robert 👍

[stan-ironman]

f u c k o f f t e a r s

[biilionaire-deactivated20120728]

[r3adytogivetheprofile]

i will reblog this every time

[castielcampbell]

I worked with a lady that came into work one day with no hair. No one mentioned it, no one talked about it. She was wearing a bandana so we all knew she was bald.

But I have ADD, and not so great control of my impulsiveness. Finally, near the end of the night I asked. “So… can I ask, what happened to your hairs?”

She smiled and hugged me. I was the only person with the cajones to ask. “My best friend is pregnant, already has a 4 yr old, and was diagnosed with cancer, and her boyfriend left her because it was too much. So I’ve been helping her out, being supportive. And I promised her if she started losing her hair I would shave my head too.”

“Last night she called me, crying because her hair was falling out in clumps. I told her I’d be there in 10 minutes. She shaved me first, then I her.”

It’s the most supportive thing she could think to do.