Alons-y Alonso!

... I lost my shoe. Just FYI, I don't tag anything.

[thedoctorwholovescas]

Is the president really the person he says he is?

[animatedtext]

[77zcr-deactivated20240609]

Chrissy Teigen is truly a savage

[monibabee]

Biiiiitch 😂😂😂

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

god damn lmao

[2-shane-s]

Date someone who will date you

[roslips]

Anybody else thinking about dick?

[cocoanobutter]

All the time

[bustanutsquash-deactivated20170]

oh, well being an asexual i ACTUALLY think about REAL things like SCIENCE.

[roslips]

Literally no one asked

[regularbread]

she sayin dick ain’t real?

[as-warm-as-choco]

[me-and-my-beard]

HOW THE FUCK DID IT GOT THERE

[melaninmedicine]

The mom is so pissed

[gunzonyatmblr]

The mom is like I told yo stupid ass not to go over there but look what your stupid ass did

[rainbowbarnacle]

poor lil wobbly legs wanted to be a flower

[madame-raccoon]

how the frick are those noises even real

[gotsickofmyoldurl]

i found the original facebook post, here are some facts:

the baby alpaca was only a week old

this is from a farm in wisconsin

what happened is: she was taking a dust bath and fell into a badger hole

what caught the farmer’s attention was the entire herd of alpacas surrounding the hole, which is about a mile out in the field

the poor girl was in the hole for hours and was entirely underground when they found her

people apparently use “city slicker” as an insult unironically, as evidenced by the comment section

[undesireablemeat]

all thats left is a dick-shaped hole in the earth

[imamdrake-deactivated20180503]

there she goes again being over dramatic and by she i mean me

[respectfulmemes]

[onlytwitterpics]

[idreamofjimmy]

[kodaksnacks-blog]

Father sets up a 3-point shooting contest for his 16-month old son.

[diekingdomcome]

This is so precious

[purpleverbatum-deactivated20171]

❤️️❤️️❤️️

[unofficiallylegit]

I’m so proud of him 😭❤

[kouvufox-blog]

Welcome to Australia! Where a fast food restaurant literally made a mirrored reflective sea-gull proof packet for their fries so they don’t god damn try to fly down and steal your fries.

[kouvufox-blog]

YOU THINK IM JOKING?

LIGHT? FRIGHT!

[laughingfish]

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen

[fuckjerry]

[sugarplumharry-deactivated20170]

Snoop Dogg narrating planet earth is what the world needs

[1alyssaayaan-deactivated2018090]

we dem boys

[guncharge]

i need a series to be made off of this 

[froscan]

[internetgf]

so seductive

[satanatural]

THIS GETS ME EVERY FUCKING TIME

[saltysongfury-deactivated202006]

[zoughey-deactivated20170721]

does anyone else have a hard time distinguishing romantic attraction from just reallly reaaallly wanting to be someone’s friend like esp if you’re attracted to your own gender???