InwardHardar

Put your hooves in the air! Anypony who moves gets shot! What's your favorite anagram for the word, "ginger?"

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[inwardhardar]

[anew-jackson]

>having sex w*th your spouse after just one day of being married

>😒 ok ay who’re

[anew-jackson]

love that i’ve corrupted yalls minds so much nobody even mentioned censoring “with”

[frogressive-rock]

so are the people who have sex w*th their spouse on wedding night exempt?

[anew-jackson]

NO T**TS EV*N W*RSE 🤮

[catholicapothecary]

medieval penitentials used to suggest waiting 3 days because of the example of Tobias

[special-agent-dale-gooper]

That's really ridiculous.

Its ok to enjoy marital activities inside a marriage.

[anew-jackson]

source?

[special-agent-dale-gooper]

It was revealed to me in a dream.

[inwardhardar]

Sh boom sh boom

[woolandflax]

This one’s for the tumblrinas

[shutyourmoustache]

The face of a man sat waiting to annihilate:

[shutyourmoustache]

Oh…my…word. The ginger boy brought a stand mixer, and those shits are heavy.

[namedcoolcreator]

[skinilivein]

[crabs-and-bedbugs]

They're both so correct

[mgsr]

that 0 note post is your mutual dying in a hot car alone no water no ac

[catchymemes]

[pikaglove]

😢

[pollsforadults]

Spin the wheel. Now, imagine you're on a first date with someone who says they`re a [result]. How does this affect the odds of a second date?

100% guarantee I'll want a second date

It's significantly more likely

The odds don't change

It's significantly less likely

There wont be a second date. Absolutely not

Remaining time: 5 days 5 hours

Picker Wheel - Spin the Wheel to Decide a Random Choice

Picker Wheel is a wheel spinner for a random picker. Various functions & customization. Enter choices or names, spin the wheel to decide a r

(anon submission)

[inwardhardar]

Until the room fucking stinks.

She's in for the gut scramble of a lifetime.

[revizyonist]

med people are so annoying "This family's 8 year old child who was about to go through a major surgery and kept crying that she was hungry so they pitied her and gave her food, she then had a heart attack in the surgery. They're so stupid 😒" girl they didn't know that could happen or why it happens. it takes so little time to explain to them that will happen instead of telling them "no food" with no explanation 10 times

[revizyonist]

"Before surgery, your body’s reflexes that protect your airway are relaxed by anesthesia. If there’s food or liquid in your stomach, it will near certainly come back up and go into your lungs, which can cause choking, a severe lung / heart infection or even a heart attack. That’s called aspiration, and it is life-threatening. It's hard, but it's only a single day to prevent near certain death. Not eating or drinking beforehand massively lowers the risk and helps prevent these life threatening situations under anesthesia." <- TIP: patients have brains which allows them to receive information just like you

[ancelineonline]

I have four kids. I’ve had one or another of them need some kind of surgical procedure that requires anesthesia four or five times over the past 15 years.

This Tumblr post is the first time someone has explained to me *why* I couldn’t feed them before those instances.

I’m not stupid. I understood that just fine. Hell, my kids would have understood that just fine. But no one bothered to tell us.

[bowditch]

i did know this before having kids (i have six). we have a kid that's needed multiple procedures requiring anesthesia. and every single time, i am asked multiple times if i'm sure he was not given any food or water after a certain point.

every single time i have had to say, "i understand that if he had food or water, he could aspirate it into his lungs under anesthesia. i am not lying to you." THEN someone would make a little note and i would stop being repeatedly asked.

not a single time was that risk explained to me. the only reason it came up was because i already knew. i still don't understand why it isn't standard pre-op counseling or pre-op check information, when me as a parent acknowledging the actual risk also put THE MEDICAL STAFF at ease because i conveyed that i had informed understanding as reason to not lie about giving my kid food.

"maybe some people will get nervous and refuse surgery" okay so they need more counseling about risks and anxiety, not less information in a way that actually does endanger their child or themselves!

[arctic-turtle-cassiopeia]

Reblogging to save a life and teach medical professionals basic communication skills

[recess-is-in]

see how easy it was to give that information!

[siryouarebeingmocked]

I'm pretty sure if a parent goes against doctors orders and harms their kid, that parent is still responsible for their actions. Is this post implying otherwise?

[shaftking]

They literally explained this before I got my cat spayed. Idk what y’all’s doctors are doing but in my experience vets are very clear about why there should be no food in the patient’s body during surgery.

Also if they didn’t understand why, why aren’t the parents asking follow up questions. Thought that was pretty normal patient etiquette.

[praguegirl]

they just don’t do any classic homophobic children moments like this anymore 

[coughloop]

There was really no winning that one

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

have you ever met a celebrity irl?

yes

no

microcelebrity

kinda?

results

Remaining time: 3 days 1 hour

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[correctopinionhaver]

it's crazy how mad people get when they find out you're a false prophet

[inwardhardar]

[souf-v-staff-rematch]

not from the uk but isn't it illegal to carry weapons there? why do these people get an exception for their daggers if that's the case?

Yes but the government in its total disregard for all moral standards decided to let sikhs keep blades on them because "it's their religion" while a white man would be arrested for the same thing. Now that this blatant contradiction has been thrust in the face of every person in the nation, the previously renowned "good immigrant" sikhs are throwing tantrums and displaying what the more acute nationalists knew all along: when push comes to shove, every other race and religion will side with their own kind if their ways of life are scrutinised by outsiders (us), including the ones who were once considered model citizens. Well if their religious rules matter this much to them, they can head home and be sikhs with each other.

[theodoretheninja]

Had a Mexican coworker rant for 15 minutes about how Mexico was the best and so much better than America. When I asked why he was here if his homeland was so much better, he was shocked. If your way of life is so great, stay the fuck home. I literally cannot understand that logic. I'm racist for being curious as to your reason for downgrading? To a more expensive place?

[verbotenwurst]

one of my closest friends in texas from high school and since, was born in india. No accent unless intentional and usually for jokes, speaks english as well as or better than his native tongue. HATES india, loves america, also racist. His budget beer is Steel Reserve, prefers whiskey and cigars. Owns many firearms. Our fallback small talk was shitting on pakistan(is) and [redacted]. That’s American.

[inwardhardar]

for every one that assimilates, there's 10,000 that don't.

[quebecbyween89-deactivated20240]

*Dictating suicide note to my secretary who is typing it in on a big antique typewriter*

*Phone rings, i go to answer it*

Mhm. Yeah. Mhm. I see. Thanks. *hangs up*

Sharlene you can go ahead and cancel that, i've just been informed that We're Back