InwardHardar

Put your hooves in the air! Anypony who moves gets shot! What's your favorite anagram for the word, "ginger?"

[twenty-fourth-order-simulacra]

if you told me ten years ago that tumblr will be one of the most peaceful platforms of the "mainstream" internet in a sea of shitslop i would have called you a fucking clown

but here we are

[inwardhardar]

Officially went under contract Thursday evening.

Friday:

✓Earnest money and option fee paid

✓Mortgage rate locked-in

✓Homeowner's insurance approved

Bank needs to verify my assets and income, but they're closed on weekends, so I just get to sit and stew until Monday.

on my way to being a bona fide adult

[skulki-d]

Time to start caring about a lawn

[inwardhardar]

If I'm spending more than a quarter mil on anything, you bet I'm gonna keep it looking nice!

I'll be out there trimming my hedges with nail clippers.

[inwardhardar]

Also, through the signing documents, I found out that the current owner and I are the same age, born 1 month apart. So no boomer nonsense.

[obfuscatedorange55]

Kill your lawn. Rip it up and replace with natives.

[inwardhardar]

This is the goal

JK, sorta.

I'm gonna try and keep it well-manicured, but a biodiverve back yard is planned.

Not like, "native wildflowers" and having a bunch of weeds, but stuff that looks pretty and is useful to the ecosystem.

[inwardhardar]

Officially went under contract Thursday evening.

Friday:

✓Earnest money and option fee paid

✓Mortgage rate locked-in

✓Homeowner's insurance approved

Bank needs to verify my assets and income, but they're closed on weekends, so I just get to sit and stew until Monday.

on my way to being a bona fide adult

[skulki-d]

Time to start caring about a lawn

[inwardhardar]

If I'm spending more than a quarter mil on anything, you bet I'm gonna keep it looking nice!

I'll be out there trimming my hedges with nail clippers.

[inwardhardar]

Also, through the signing documents, I found out that the current owner and I are the same age, born 1 month apart. So no boomer nonsense.

[inwardhardar]

Officially went under contract Thursday evening.

Friday:

✓Earnest money and option fee paid

✓Mortgage rate locked-in

✓Homeowner's insurance approved

Bank needs to verify my assets and income, but they're closed on weekends, so I just get to sit and stew until Monday.

on my way to being a bona fide adult

[skulki-d]

Time to start caring about a lawn

[inwardhardar]

If I'm spending more than a quarter mil on anything, you bet I'm gonna keep it looking nice!

I'll be out there trimming my hedges with nail clippers.

[segamascott]

and i'll do it again

[inwardhardar]

[109,012 unique sentences remain]

[inwardhardar]

Officially went under contract Thursday evening.

Friday:

✓Earnest money and option fee paid

✓Mortgage rate locked-in

✓Homeowner's insurance approved

Bank needs to verify my assets and income, but they're closed on weekends, so I just get to sit and stew until Monday.

on my way to being a bona fide adult

[deactivated-this-account-deacti]

I ended up having a really interesting conversation with some people at the bus stop today. They were getting out of some sort of ‘clean and sober’ meeting and had starting saying how they were so bored because they didn’t have anything to do, and had to stay at home because all their old friends would pull them back. So I said something like, ‘So this is the time to do all the stuff your parents told you they didn’t have money/time for!’ “Whatcha mean?” “You know, like when you were five and you REALLY wanted to have that toy or do that thing and you were like, ‘Please mom please I gotta have this I gotta go do this’ and they went ‘Hell no you think I’m paying for that do you want to goddamn EAT?’ “ And this light went on in their eyes. The lady is going to go check thrift stores for an Easybake Oven and I told her about Wilton cake decorating classes. The dude is going to Griffith Park and ride horses, because, ‘I always wanted to be a cowboy, and you can’t drink when you’re on a horse ‘cause you’ll fucking die!’ Fuck it. This is what being an adult is. Sure it’s bills and work and relationships, but damn it, it’s also time to do the things you LIKE. I signed up for a free class/lecture on Water Gardens. I’m going. It’s time.

[ruthfully]

Jill. Jill you are wonderful.

[lostwolfling]

no joke, this is such an important aspect of overcoming trauma. I mean the trauma of abusive parents, the trauma of broke ass parents who got toxic because of it, the trauma of capitalism. Like fuck it. Go to Wrestlemania. Build a shit ton of terrariums.

[itscolossal]

A Caiman Covered in Butterflies Photographed by Mark Cowan

[inwardhardar]

⋆.˚⟡ ࣪ ˖D I V A⋆.˚⟡ ࣪ ˖

[ned8-back-again]

For about two months now, I've been going into half priced books every Saturday with the goal of getting 3 movies for less than 20 bucks. So far I've gotten a third of my list of movies to get.

[inwardhardar]

What does this list look like?

[ned8-back-again]

its a list of like 200-250 movies. stuff i like, stuff i'd like to watch, stuff that would be fun to watch with a group, and stuff that's important to watch. i can find the full list if you want

[inwardhardar]

I have a list of my own, I was just curious if it was, like, things you already knew you enjoyed and wanted to own, things you hadn't seen before, or things that aren't readily-available on streaming or something.

You might also check Movie Trading Company. I haven't been there in years, but they might have some harder-to-find flicks

[inwardhardar]

Officially went under contract Thursday evening.

Friday:

✓Earnest money and option fee paid

✓Mortgage rate locked-in

✓Homeowner's insurance approved

Bank needs to verify my assets and income, but they're closed on weekends, so I just get to sit and stew until Monday.

on my way to being a bona fide adult

[ned8-back-again]

For about two months now, I've been going into half priced books every Saturday with the goal of getting 3 movies for less than 20 bucks. So far I've gotten a third of my list of movies to get.

[inwardhardar]

What does this list look like?

[inwardhardar]

Two boxes of smoking apes in leather overalls

Salvation Army

[inwardhardar]

[paragontology]

Knocked up my workplace with my 40 hour long week and it gave birth to a beautiful baby paycheck

[inwardhardar]

bills due = sudden infant death syndrome :(

[cherrydanish]

a picture that’s worth a thousand words

[dogpuppy]

[liquidpaperfoundation1]

My Very Punctual Wife Gets My Night Worm can also be used to remember the order of the planets in the solar system!

[cryptid-on-a-string]

Mercury Venus Pearth Wars Goopiter Maturn Nuranus Weptune

[inwardhardar]

I put my Venus in her Nuranus, and she Weptune

[allmyfriendsareworms]

[inwardhardar]

crossing the street world champion