Dogs Are A Girl's Best Friend

24, Michigan, she/her

[girl-debord]

playing this new game called indeed.com and it fucking sucks

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

I have something extremely important to say

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

My aunt’s dog has a paw print on his paw

[royalharkinian]

The small little gasp I let out is heard universally when you view this picture

[woundliqour]

[aggressivewhenstartled]

This is why I get meal kits. Do I need them? No. Can I easily make them myself? For way cheaper? Yes. WILL I??? No.

Other tips: if you are going to buy things that aren’t pre-taxed, you need to make a habit of always doing the prep AS SOON AS YOU GET HOME. it will NEVER HAPPEN if you don’t.

Get the bulk pack of steaks! But you are never gonna eat them before they go bad. If you freeze them in individual ziplocks as soon as you unpack you probably will?

Get the celery, but you need to cut it ALL UP and store it in the fridge in water or it will rot.

And don’t do all tgese at once, get like, one or two prep things a trip. You aren’t gonna get it started if it’s a huge task.

[rogueemmy]

Don’t pass by these tips because you don’t have ADHD! 

These are valid points for the busy parent, the overstressed college student, and the person working the “wrong” shift. 

Real story - I have thrown away SO MUCH meat and produce in my time. Frozen veggies can even be better than fresh, since they are picked when ripe and frozen rather than picked early and expected to ripen in shipping. My local grocer will sometimes pre-chop less-than-desirable veggies and sell them in the discount cooler - a chopped onion is more useful than a whole one! Meat in bulk packs is WAY cheaper, but you have to make breaking up that huge pack part of putting away the groceries. Also, having a place to put the groceries away helps make the process easier. It’s taken me more than one decade of life to figure these things out. 

It’s not lazy if it is efficient. Professionals call it “time management.” 

[ashstfu]

like it’s literally always fucking tuesday…............. i can’t go a week without there being a tuesday

[agnesfieldforest-deactivated201]

fun fact: the reason that the plural of goose is geese but the plural of moose is not meese is because goose derives from an ancient germanic word undergoing strong declension, in the pattern of foot/feet and tooth/teeth, wherein oo is mutated to ee. however ‘moose’ is a native american word added to the english lexicon only ~400 years ago, and lacks the etymological reason to be pluralized in that way.

[librarienne]

Oh baby.  Keep talking dirty to me.

[alivehouse]

how dare the item of clothing i developed a weird attachment to and have worn almost every single day since i bought it start to show signs of wear

[electricheart]

a little reminder! by anna-laura art

[sataniccapitalist]

“Poor? Have you tried starving? “

[the-wrath-of-thedog-thatbityou]

What if we

And I do mean this

Set their buildings on fucking fire

[oliviawhen]

Some ducks I painted for my mom’s birthday! 🍞🦆🦆🦆

[happilyy]

that image that goes i want to do this. do it. but im scared. do it scared. changed my life

[happilyy]

[regalbastard]

ID: a flowchart titled "I want to do this" with two options, "do it" and "but I'm scared", with the second being followed up with "do it scared".

[dankmemeuniversity]

[clawmarks]

[best-of-memes]

[afrocentricheavymetalgoddess]

The end where they’re two people fucked me up the most

[anistarrose]

children outside screaming: annoying but ultimately for the greater good. children need Going Outside and Screaming Time for proper emotional development. an auditory burden I am willing to bear

neighbor with his car he made louder on purpose: jail for neighbor. jail for ten thousand years

[themaiajae]

[catchymemes]

[whitepeopletwitter]