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Call me Jake I like to do things different users online

[tangletots]

[rockodile-deactivated20181110]

I MISS MIIVERSE :( children are super funny

[piratekingcon]

god i miss this

[mageknight14]

What even was Miiverse?

[kaban-bang]

[chickenfarmersan]

[kkaypuffs]

This is my favorite

[luchadoreofliberty]

@tiffanarchy

[tiffanarchy]

this is incredible

[gewelmaker-deactivated20190404]

Sabrina Lynn

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Catch me getting married in my jedding jress

[such-justice-wow]

Okay but except the empire waistline this beautiful!!

[red-faced-wolf-deactivated20251]

On if my future wife was wearing this and cowboy boots at a barnyard wedding I’d be happy tbh

[thepoliticalhippie]

You’d have to wear a denim tuxedo that’s just a given

[just-shower-thoughts]

The same people who told us not to believe anything on the internet when we were younger are now sharing things from places like “truthfeednews” without any second guessing.

[itscolossal]

An 80-Foot Steel Kraken Will Create an Artificial Coral Reef Near the British Virgin Islands

[charlesoberonn]

When you wanna save the reefs but also confuse the hell out of future marine biologists.

[bookworm-for-life]

The only video you need to watch in order to get into the Christmas spirit. 

[raduim]

[mikeneedsadrink-deactivated2020]

Reblog if you hear it in your head.

[proletarianprincess]

lmao on the edinburgh zoo site it says “there is a daily penguin parade at 14:15 but it may be cancelled last minute as it is a voulntary parade, we do not coax the penguins with food, and they may not want to go out” lmao anarchopenguinism

[cannibality-deactivated20250227]

this is the cutest goddamn thing i’ve ever heard

[livenudegirl]

I saw the penguin parade. It was a very slow parade, because the pingüinos take their sweet time and aren’t very fast walkers to begin with.

[airyairyquitecontrary-deactivat]

can I volunteer to be a penguin

[commander-damneron]

I feel like the world needs to know the context of the edinburgh zoo penguin parade, becausr I’ve been going there my entire life and I only found out about this the other year.

So a while back (I can’t remember exactly when but I think it was some time around the 40s/50s), a bunch of penguins escaped. A keeper left the gate open so a bunch of penguins just… followed them. And the people loved it. Look at these adorable birds outside their cage just following that guy around! So they get all the penguins back inside and realise that none of them really ran off, they just followed the keeper and went back inside and crowd thought it was amazing, so why not make it a regular thing? Get enough people there that if one of them goes to make a run for it (which at least one has in the past), they can’t get past the people, and let the ones who want outside have a little wander. So every day, they get a crowd, they open the gate, and whatever penguins want to get out can go, waddle about, squawk at people, and then hop back inside.

Also, one of those penguins is Brigadier Sir Nils Olaf III, Colonel-in-cheif of the Norwegian King’s Guard. This isn’t really related to the parade at all, I just love the fact that there’s a penguin in the Norwegian army

[runrunningrunner]

Reblogging with Brigadier Sir Nils Olaf III inspecting his troops.

Carry on …

[breatherunlive]

I love everything about this post.

[deathbeforednf]

“Anarchopenguinism”

[showerthoughtsofficial]

The most dangerous game is resting your eyes after you turned off the alarm clock in the morning

[bob-belcher]

[melaninhoe-deactivated20180111]

Dont stay in a toxic relationship just because you dont want to be lonely.

[w4ves-deactivated20260212]

or toxic friendships

[zybun25-deactivated20260505]

The only thing toxic that you should still be in contact with is that song Britney Spears made, because that song is lit.

[tattered-fragments]

Reblogging 3 times because this is so important

[neckkiss]

[weirdness-is-good]

[durbikins]

I am so blessed to live in central Florida because we don’t only have one gift shop with a giant wizard

We have TWO gift shops with a giant wizard