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sm-baby

hey copper, are people scared of you?

Would you be scared of this sweet little (100 meters tall) thang?

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Yes

No

Voting ended onJun 11

cryptotheism

Buddy and I got soju drunk and watched slime videos on YouTube. Found ourselves engaging artistically. "Yes," we said "that is the correct placement for the pink and white slime blocks. There, among the moon-shaped plastic hair clips." We discussed it's visual language, compared it to works we recalled from MOMA. I enjoyed how scraping eyeshadow palettes with a dry fountain pen broke up the pacing. "The Pinkie-Pie themed slime tub could use a touch of yellow," my friend remarks. "Her cutie mark has yellow balloons."

tamamita

Now I don't think that's true at all

tamamita

ohhh, my bad then

atanerrum

need more cowgirl Milly so bad your designs of her are such a delight to my eyes ♥️❤️♥️

been putting this ask off in case i draw more sheriff au milly but i didn't I'm a busy bee... here's that one sketch colored

probablybadrpgideas

Move action renamed to Scuttle. That will be all.

carcinisation has hit the ttrpgs

princessdraconic

Hero, in recognition for your courage and temerity in the face of my absolute evil, I grant thee a ring of maidenification.

contemptible-scoundrel

this shits gonna flip into a clean 500 gold pieces for sure

princessdraconic

Of course it will, should it leave your finger~

contemptible-scoundrel

my friend you are off your rocker if you think this thing is even getting close to one of my ring slots I know better than to make that mistake after putting on one of your amulets and being turned into a newt for a week

princessdraconic

you were really cute as a newt. . .

t4timekeeper

seeing all the folks in cute clubwear makes me wanna revamp my summer wardrobe

t4timekeeper

i wnat glitter and perfume and heels please

demilypyro

what did he mean by this

quasi-normalcy

So...how much of the bad discourse surrounding Steven Universe is just because people were really hoping that the Gems would beat up Andy DeMayo in "Gem Harvest"?

quasi-normalcy

I was astonished to learn that there was controversy around this episode, because I felt like it was just kind of a normal children's cartoon about getting along with difficult relatives; and then I looked it up and learned that it had the extremely inauspicious timing of airing right after Trump's 2016 victory, and, yeah, okay, I can understand why a children's fantasy about reconciling with your obnoxious conservative relatives and getting them to accept your alternate family structure would play rather poorly at the time.

quasi-normalcy

I think that Rebecca Sugar probably assumed, like most of the world that wasn't my specific flavour of extremely online in 2016, that Clinton would crush Trump and that this episode would maybe help to smooth over divisions; but of course what ended up happening is that an episode about how you should be empathetic towards your bigoted relatives ended up airing just as your bigoted relatives were going around victoriously hate-criming people in the street.

quasi-normalcy

Watching it now, though, it ends up feeling wistful more than anything. Like, yeah, sure, it doesn't work like that, and we all know that now...But wouldn't it be nice if it did? It feels like a pleasant dream.

livingauthorssociety

Steven Universe is fundamentally a power fantasy—but the fantasy is being able to get through to people and heal things. The power is love instead of strength.

lilly-kittyeyes

"Like, yeah, sure, it doesn't work like that, and we all know that now...But wouldn't it be nice if it did?" Yeah....

dovewithscales

That's it exactly. It was a power fantasy for someone whose fantasy is having the power to create a non-zero sum game scenario where everyone can be happy and anyone can be redeemed.

Which, is that naive? *shrug* Maybe. But it would be nice. There are people in this world who actually can't be redeemed, and some problems I'd rather solve with a molotov cocktail. But maybe we can have a little more redemption and a little more healing than we have right now, and is it really a bad thing to get kids to aspire to that?

sentient-tent

This is Tie, she is going to eat all of the notes

sentient-tent

reblog to feed her notes

elodieunderglass

How is she doing this

benzohoarder

figural

#google translate does not capture the tone switch so i have to say. first two sentences are like. normal maybe kind of feminine posting tone #& the last is like. shounen manga protagonist. action movie hero. jojo's bizarre adventure character. #the tone you would use if you were holding a gun with the safety off (– @chadlesbianjasontodd)

minothtime

Basically, a translation could be:

I just think it's so interesting that people end up falling in love with their friends' boyfriends! I absolutely despise every single one of them. give me my fucking homie back you goddamn bastard

liminalweirdo

translation tags by @minothtime because they are so so good

dikdikpronouncedxylophone

ryebreadgf

1. should we throw a party should we invite bella hadid

2. you people can’t do anything

3. name one hobby you have outside of media consumption

4. I think you guys might be thinking about yourselves too much

ryebreadgf

5. hard to remain patient with friends who focus solely on their own crucifixion. Get off The Cross, ladykins... we could use the wood!

6. name one toxin/hormone and its function

kienava

hydrattan

I was feeling agitated and artblocked yesterday so I decided to give my brain a rest by watching TV and then the next thing I knew these were in front of me

josephkiwami

rouxls kaard lowkey had a point in chapter 3 because now that I'm selfshipping with two characters in a relationship w/ each other its like yeah. three is greater than two. include me too guys