[beeishappy]

LSSC | 2015.12.18

[incognegroo]

[thedownfall-is-theonlyfall]

Little Cousin: Sophie-Louise, how did you know you like girls? Me: Well Taylor, it's a lot like math. Some people get it, some people don't.

[untexting]

Does anyone else get those random rushes of motivation like, “I’m gonna be so fucking successful dammit, watch me”

[findinghappiness-in-misery]

[baiovevo]

Oh u love ur mom? Name 3 of her albums

[fucktheflagandfuckyou]

1) I swear to fucking god I have to do everything in this house 2) No it’s okay I’ll do it myself 3) If I have to ask you one more time I’m gonna lose it

[majortvjunkie-deactivated201305]

L is for the way you look at me

[majortvjunkie-deactivated201305]

O is for the only one I see

[majortvjunkie-deactivated201305]

V is very very extraordinary

[chainsawpunk]

Egg

[justbadpuns]

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink..

[thedownfall-is-theonlyfall]

Asking life's real questions at 4:45am feat. too-political 💫

[shay-daily]

[transtarks]

So i have this giant pencil right

I think we all know where this is going.

[transtarks]

the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

[owlpostagain]

Hogwarts WiFi Passwords

Let’s get real, it’s a school filled with wizards and controlled by wizarding adults. The Hogwarts Wifi password would be “password.” At best, it would be “hogwarts.”

But as for the individual houses…

Slytherin:

Network Name: The Dungeons

Password: 6FBb9w52 [changed monthly to protect from potential leaks]

Gryffindor:

Network Name: The Best House Ever

Password: Gryffindor1 [was “Gryffindor” for 6 years straight, but they changed it after too many unwelcome visitors]

Ravenclaw:

Network Name: Ravenclaw Tower Wifi

Password: fire [Prefects will only give the password in riddle form, it’s up to students to work out what the actual password is.The password is also changed frequently. In this case, the riddle is “Give me food, and I will live. Give me water, and I will die. What am I?”]

Hufflepuff:

Network Name: PuffPuff

Password: Pass

[thedownfall-is-theonlyfall]

Using your SQA certificate to roll a joint on bc what the fuck else am I gonna use it for.

💃💃

[thelordofthebutts-deactivated20]

do you ever use a pen and you’re just blown away by how smoothly it glides across the page and how the ink flows out so beautifully like tears of jesus or something

[rowandean]

Some people must experience the world in a more exciting way than I do

[theimpolitecanadian-deactivated]

when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh

[humoour]

The fact that 246,720 ppl know what this is

[handsomesquidward]

it’s almost like everyone drinks water or something

[slutstain]

jinkies i lost my glasses!

velma in every fucking episode of scooby doo like damn bitch get contacts (via nerkmid)

[backpacksgungear]