I'm a Black Rainbow

I'm 20 and Scottish. Love TV shows like faking it, pll, oitnb and orphan black. Life's up and down, same as always.

[sailorbrazil]

[teen movie]

gay character: guys… im gay

pothead character: dude thats like, so dope

[iameverysparklywoman]

my 2 brain cells

[thoughtslostandfound]

It’s officially “once I get home I ain’t coming back out” season.

[unapologeticallypatience]

It’s always been “once I get home I ain’t coming back out” season

[browsedankmemes]

[cat-memes-only]

[unstablefragments2]

Undercover x Converse Chuck 70 Ox

[tomfletcherscats]

this is how u use tinder right

[tomfletcherscats]

he came out of left field with this one

[greenthumbshawty]

update: I banged him

[zenthropologist-deactivated2020]

Good timeline 👏

[dookiediamonds-deactivated20200]

[trophywive-deactivated20250803]

name a more iconic duo than me and intimacy issues….. I’ll wait

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[adraneia]

ΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑ

[thelordofthebutts-deactivated20]

do you ever use a pen and you’re just blown away by how smoothly it glides across the page and how the ink flows out so beautifully like tears of jesus or something

[rowandean]

Some people must experience the world in a more exciting way than I do

[squeezemetillipop]

Oh I’m a slut for good pen

[make--it--gayer]

[make--it--gayer]

ok so this wins senior quotes

[acetoxy-deactivated20151215]

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

Firefighter demonstrates how to put out a kitchen fire

[chronotriggerwarning-deactivate]

Reblog to actually save a life

[khaldurahm-kal-el]

To explain. The latter works because you’re cutting off the supply of oxygen to the fire and suffocating it

as opposed to slapping oxygen inside the pan with the downward motion

[norealdestination]

Reblogging, because this is so important. When I was learning how to cook for myself in my tweens, I had at least a five years of fire safety seminars from school drilling this into my head, and I STILL had that instinctive put-the-fire-out-with-water reflex. Didn’t even think. I saw our oily burner catch fire after frying eggs, whipped around towards the sink for water, and my brain immediately screamed NO!!! NO WATER! I mean that fire safety stuff straight up bitchslapped me out of REFLEXIVELY setting my house on fire. I found a pot lid and inched it over the burner before turning off the heat. Even if you think you know this stuff, panic is powerful shit. Make knowledge more powerful.

[zarathustra-would-be-proud]

[glumshoe]

Almost all of Indiana is terrible, but I really don’t think Carmel gets enough derision. Fucking Carmel! Tacky, overpriced, full of rich people, and littered with shitty statues. I hate it!

There are statues all over the sidewalks downtown, but they’re not cool statues. They’re not commemorating important historical figures, they’re not creative artistic pieces, they’re not interactive. They’re just unsettling, obtrusive, and garishly-painted statues of random civilians who look like residents of Pleasantville, like “old woman with grocery bag”:

or “white cop poised to jokingly slap your ass for a photo”:

and “corporate shill taking up bench space to keep homeless people from sleeping on it”:

They’re always in the way, they never move when you say “excuse me”, you’re constantly mistaking them for real people, and they’re UGLY. They’re so UGLY! 

Dear Carmel, scrap them all and hire living statues. Mimes. I will forgive you cursed city for its crimes if you become the mime hotspot of Indiana. 

[changingmorphologies]

Hey my hometown has one of those weird cop statues

like… the same one

[glumshoe]

SLAPPING ASSES ACROSS THE UNITED STATES

[binarydreams1010]

I used to live in Carmel, Indiana, and my driver’s ed teacher told me he liked to dress up as a fisherman on the weekend, and sit on an empty bench near these with his rod and tackle box, and hold perfectly still. He liked scaring people when they came up to take a picture of the “new statue”.

[glumshoe]

Your driver’s ed teacher was an entrepreneur and I think this should be how we take down Carmel, Indiana. We descend upon the town en masse as a plague of living statues.

[bpdscorpio]

how am i simultaneously too much and also not enough

[bob-belcher]

David Tennant on Donald Trump saying Scotland likes him.