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tasteless hack of a blog.

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A stranger in the elevator rubbed his nipple while he made direct eye contact with me while casually discussing the temperature of a pool

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Affirmation- I am abundant. The universe makes it rain on my ass.

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Reblogging again because it's really raining

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Does my impending sense of doom turn you on

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*takes deep draw of cigarette*

"Why are you as a man, wearing a cardigan?"

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Sorry, I can't talk right now. Telstra network was down which I was unaffected by.

Telstra said it's not us, it's you.

I was too busy aura farming in the CBD, and collecting possibly expired jasmine incense from the Asian grocer.

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When I say- "Here is a rock from my collection, I fossicked it from the ground with my bare hands."

I am really saying- I love you, I hope you stay.

When I ask for your help ((I don't really need it))

I'm saying

Will you dance with me?

((I want it))

When I get quiet

I am saying

Will you hear me?

Everybody else is

Loud

I am so afraid

Of left

Of right

I love you

I am really saying it

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A day in the life-

Stopped having sugar in my coffee

It is meant to be healthier

But creates more misery

Would not recommend it

Did not use a spoon to stir

Poured the coffee straight from the jar

Used my finger to stir

Tastes like shit

No cigarettes damn

Down to two a day

It is meant to be healthier

But creates more misery

The driver today is an idiot

They mostly are

The street is blocked partially by emergency services

They all are standing around with the look of death on the face

Flashing lights

It is 8 in the morning

Too early for misery

Still in a dream

You can only catch a little of the dream before it slips away again out of sight

but only just out of sight

Hope you have a good day

there are two sandwiches in your lunchbox

You are growing

Always so hungry

It is all I hear

But you are growing

So there are two sandwiches

Lady at the servo has nice hair

She says the fridge is broken

Some days I feel broken too

So I bought a pack of overtaxed cigarettes

$39.99 a pack now

The one cent less than $40 makes it feel cheaper

Like when the dealership prices a car at $39,999 drive away*

The bootleg tobacco industry is booming

News reports are stating the government's frustrations with the lack of revenue from tobacco products

A massive drop

The government say it is meant to be healthier

To quit

It seems they are in misery

It is like putting a stick in the spokes of your bicycle

Then crying when you fall off and break your leg

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Affirmation- I am abundant. The universe makes it rain on my ass.

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Can't you see that I am knitting?!

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If money is a made up concept and the cost of living is so high then why can't we change the value of money so that it lowers the cost of living?

I'm as high as the cost of living right now.

So anyway here is my latest addition to my trendmasters starcastle collection

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I swear centrelink cuts your payment off so you will go rip your shirt off in their office or listen to their hold music for several hours and then finally you get to speak to Carla who goes oops we are sorry that you haven't eaten in 3 days I just clicked a button and your payment is restored thanks for giving us all your energy today is there anything else we can assist you with?

Then an optional survey to document how frustrated the service has made you on a scale of one to ten.

They are powered by the customer's stress levels and if they aren't getting enough energy to the centrelink thoughtform then it will cease to exist as an egregore.

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Time to take an infodump

Mushrooms increase their vitamin D production when exposed to UV light. Putting mushrooms out in the sun for an hour either sliced or gill-side up increases their vitamin D content

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A conversation with a client-

A nurse.

Young. Works in paediatric oncology.

Tired beyond any human measure.

For her it was 'fun scrub' friday so she was wearing brightly coloured ones.

She has a kind energy.

Although there was a heavy weight still on her shoulders even after removing her backpack.

Lying on the massage table in a supine position, she looks dissociated slightly as she stares toward the 'Om' banner upon the wall.

A symbol of inner peace.

"There are so many children each year coming in with a cancer diagnosis. Over a hundred already this year have been admitted."

"It's too much."

She paused pensively.

"It is too many."

She sighs deeply, and shuts her eyes as a precleansing oil is applied to her skin.

I read in the news that 'fun scrub friday' is going to be banned.

Our nurses and healthcare practitioners carry the weight of the world on their shoulders.

They are caring for our loved ones while understaffed, overworked, and underpaid.

They are tired.

But they wear a bright coloured heart despite there being too much dark.

Let them wear some hope.

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You do not pass go!

You do not collect two hundred dollars!

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🎶 You are only mad at me

Because you bought

A Tesla

And it has been giving you headaches

Ohh it has been giving you headaaaaaches

Don't buy the Tesla

It will give you headaches 🎶

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Stop silent treatmenting me, I have literally shat your kids out

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Ode to my closeted twink

You were twirling his rats tail briefly

The look of affectionate familiarity in your gaze as your eyes met

Such an intimate moment

You looked behind you

All around you

You thought nobody saw

And that is when I knew

What I always knew

I did not know.. if you knew

But I do remember when you would come into the local gay bar a decade ago

You don't remember me

You never left by yourself

Cody tried to take you home one night while he was wearing my palm print midi skirt and crop top

He was rejected

It's 2026 and your parents are old enough that you could probably tell them. They already know though like I know. I can bet they still love you anyway

Go get your man!

P.s I also have Grindr too and you matched with my catfish I'M SORRY I STOOD YOU UP MY FAKE GAY MAN NAME WAS BEN