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Well its not gonna adapt itself now is it
what i've gathered from the grishaverse fandom
Bsd au where Chuuya is the leader of all lesbians and every lesbian bsd character worships him
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based off this by @saltwater-goldfishy hiiii
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Been on an a/b/o dive recently (more like I have an idea that won't leave) and I would like to say that while I enjoy alpha!Chuuya and love omega!Chuuya, the bsd fandom is severly lacking beta!Chuuya.
Just think about it.
While yes, he's one of the strongest characters in the manga, and his whole being/personality could fit that of a stereotypical alpha, and yes, we could also put him as an omega, for 1. the angst and 2. the breaking of stereotypes in omegaverse (hello patheticzai), it would be also good if he was a beta. Mainly for shits and giggles, but also because the lab wanted someone who would be strong and a good weapon. Alphas and omegas both have their cycles, therefore they have one week/few days a month/year (depends on which verse is this) full of no brain, only their inner dynamic talking. Meaning they are vulnerable. Now it's terrible, but if I, or anyone really, wanted to build some weapon, that is supposed to win me a war, I would make sure that the weapon cannot be compromised anymore then stricly neccessary. So in a/b/o setting it would be most logical to go for a beta male (is minimaly effected by the cycles and smell, but also pathriarchy/sexism).
Now, to make things even more interesting, no one really realises that Chuuya is a beta, they always assume he's *whatever dynamic is Dazai's*. Like at best Mori and Hirotsu know, and the sheep, probably (maybe not even them, they just assume he hasn't presented yet, bc the strongest ones are surelly alphas) bc they met him before he frequently started hanging out with Dazai.
Dazai ofc has a perfect control over his scent, so most don't actualy know his dynamic, therefore don't realize Chuuya's walking around smelling like Dazai's property/possession/mate/whatever just Dazai's.
So imagine, sometime after Dazai leaves the mafia, people notice that Chuuyas scent is gone! There are theories, that he got rid of his scent glands to prove he won't ever betray the port, like his partner, which severs him to his second dynamic (basically handicaps him). Or that his long term romantic partner left him, around the same time as the demon prodigy, adding salt to the iwound (if he smelt like his romantic partner everyday, they must have been possessive, why did they break up?).
Timeskip four years, some members meet Dazai, who, while not open about his scent all that much, still allows himself to be scented and to scent his fam— I mean, the ADA in return.
Even more theories, the gossip mil in port mafia is thriving, even Fyodor is convinced that Chuuya eather dated someone from the ADA or Dazai has the same secret lover.
They once saw Chuuya smirk at Kunikida, and Kunikida to turn away from it. Nobody knows what they were talking about, but clearly Chuuya was taunting his ex, who so rudelly left him at the same time as his work partner!
Or maybe said ex is Ranpo, because he clearly WANTED to be stuck in a book with executive Nakahara. They could have just send him a text or something that Poe wrote at the time, surely.
It was debated for a little while if it wasn't Yosano, but somehow the gaydar of most is not wrong, despite every other conclusion.
Cue skk coming back from Mersault. And it becomes clear.
"You DATED the RAT?!"
— gossip mafia members, who wanted the second theory to be true, at some point.
Chuuya and Dazai for sure dated Fyodor. To keep an eye on him.
Mori and Hirotsu are watching (dissapointed and amused respectively).
Cut to Atsushi (possibly even Kunikida) in the background - "YOU F*CKED A PORT MAFIA EXECUTIVE, WHILE WE WERE ALL DYING HERE!!!???? WTF DAZAI!?"
(The only other people, who knew about Chuuya being a beta, were Albatross (idk if the rest of the Flags too) and Arthur Rimbaud. One because the scent washed away after a swim back from a mission, the other because he also met Chuuya when he was with the Sheep, Verlaine assumed he later presented.)
(On the other hand, only Oda and Mori knew that Chuuya is walking around smelling like Dazai)
(I know i can twist it to kunichuuzai, but that's not really what I want to think about rn)
(The PM hated the ADA for the break up story)
“Why is Toph straight?” “Why is Zuko bi?”
You’re asking why Toph “two DIFFERENT mystery baby daddies” Beifong and Firelord “instalove with the boys his age as soon as he befriends them” Zuko might be boykissers?
the sun x the moon x the earth but bittersweet angst
The Moon and the Earth are always close together, wherever they are, they can reach each other easily. They can touch, talk, do anything, or be miles apart and still they find themselves back together.
The sun watches. They watch and sometimes the intensity will get them noticed, but they are unreachable. While the Moon and the Earth get to bask in it's light, they are a star that's slowly burning out. They are the light in the dark, but they cannot have somebody else as their light, or leave the dark. So they watch the Moon and the Earth from far apart, wishing for things impossible.
“We chose the term “asexual” to describe ourselves because both “celibate” and “anti-sexual” have connotations we wished to avoid: the first implies that one has sacrificed sexuality for some higher good, the second that sexuality is degrading or somehow inherently bad. “Asexual”, as we use it, does not mean “without sex” but “relating sexually to no one”. This does not, of course, exclude masturbation but implies that if one has sexual feelings they do not require another person for their expression. Asexuality is, simply, self-contained sexuality.”
— The Asexual Manifesto, Lisa Orlando and Barbara Getz, 1972
Note the date, people:
That’s 1972
29 years before AVEN was started online,
and 47 years before the present.
And that’s only the date that Manifesto was written, so asexuals as members of a community must have existed at least some time before that.
So, no: we are not just Tumblr trenders. Get out of here with that.
supporting my asexual friends and foes by rebbloging this
It’s 50 years this month since the first version of the Asexual Manifesto was written. Aces have been writing about our experiences under this name for at least half a century. We are not an internet fad.
54 years as of 2026 and we are still here!
Albatross gets reincarnated... as a cat
An AU where Albatross gets reincarnated as a cat, and proceeds to get picked up by Chuuya sometime after Dazai leaves the port.
Its start's off as Chuuya trying to deal with stuff, and hey, maybe a pet would help. It does, but also doesn't.
Cattross is a menace. I'm thinking that he would look like some really cute and innocent tabby cat, with black spot around his eyes to mimic sunglasses, and act similar to how he acted as humen. The little devil is loud asf and if Chuuya doesn't pay attention to him, when he's home, it's a miracle that things aren't broken and Chuuyas ear drums aren't busted. Chuuya brought his paperwork home? You bet that cattross is not letting his friend?/owner?/human? do it for longer than an hour, and that's being generous. His boy just got back home. He was gone the whole night and got back at like ten in the morning. He's not going to be working, when he should be eating and sleeping!! No Chuuya, he does not care that you're an executive in the mafia, whose partner just dipped (Chuuya thinks he's dead, Catross is convinced he left).
IDK if there should be more reincarnated Flags, but I think that having Murase be reincarnated as a police dog that always books it to Chuuya, when he's near, to check up on him, but also to keep the assigned policeman to him on his toes.
Sometimes dog!Murase and cattross meet. They don't like each other. The only reason they stay put is Chuuya.
Also, cattross is the kind of cat that likes rides in a car, but WILL throw a fit when he's forced to be in a box. He needs to be sitting and enjoying the seat under his paws, feel the engine under them instead of feeling it bounce around in his box.
Surprisingly, he hates the box. Colar, leash, harnes? Go for it, he likes those. Put him in the carrier? How dare you.
He also doesn't approve much of Chuuyas choice in partners, but if he couldn't do anything much against Dazai back then, he doubts he can do anything againts Dazai and Kunikida.
Well...
Maybe he does like Kunikida. Just a little bit. Maybe Kunikida redeemed himself, when he threw an overworked Chuuya over his shoulder and proceeded to manhandle him, throw him into a bath and then into a bed and forced his human to sleep.
Dazai may have become a little bit better, than when he was in the mafia. Doesn't mean he's forgiven for leaving Chuuya in there and letting him think he's dead.
(Cattross gets lost one time and proceeds to find another two Flags. Bunny!Iceman (bc it would be hilarious) get's gifted to Kyoka)
Also I think that sometimes Chuuya takes cattross to work with him. He menacingly stares down anyone who dares to even look their way. The mafia adresses them as "The one Executive, who will gaf atkeast a little bit about you, and his evil cat, that wishes to run you over". It almost happen on many ocassions. Nobody knows how the cat knows how to operate vehicle and how that devil made it seem, like it didn't do anything. It's the most scariest horror story in the mafia. Not the demon prodigy, not the king of assassins, not the fallen angel/strongest ability user, not the boss, just the cat. There are rumors that sometimes, when torture doesn't seem to be working, the torture specialists send in the cat. (Not true, Chuuya wouldn't allow that, and cattross likes his fur clean, otherwise Chuuya is annoying)
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Another BSD x BNHA but it’s BNHA: Vigilantes. (no need prior knowledge of BNHA: Vigilantes)
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The time to meet the Abyss Lords has arrived, and I now welcome everyone to an extended stay in the Endless Abyss, enjoy! 😈💖 Here
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Ok, so I've been going through some svsss stuff and I've got an idea for an AU that wouldn't leave me alone, if you want it take it, I need it GONE.
BUT svsss au, where shen yuan and xiang fei transmigrate both into npc disciples in cang qiong, and they are on one of the unnamed peaks, and because I'm a nerd for music cultivation, it's essentially music peak, through I'm playing with the idea, that they cultivate throught all possible arts (because once an art/designer student always an art/designer student), so while yes, they do learn how to use qi thru playing on instruments, they also have to learn how to create them, and this lovely peak is full of creative gremlins, so they learn how to bassicaly design their own instrument, just so it fits THEM, because everyone who I know, including myself, in the creative people sphere, custumises to a certain point their stuff, not all, but some. So they learn to do this, in case someone decides to fuck around and use a bad wood, or something, idk, but you get my point.
They also make paintings, but instead of what qing jing does, where it's apart of the four art they need to know, this peak makes paintings and disguisses talismans within them (some are sold for rich people for demon detection, and such), those works can also work as places where to store ecsessive spiritual (maybe even demonic) energy, and can be created with qi, you just have to learn how to guide it.
Of course they also write poems and books and theathre plays, but I wanna move on from this whole thing, so I'm stopping here and getting to the somewhat storyline.
SY and XF transmigrate early, and become disciples of this exact peak, they unfortunately do have systems who don't let them interact with the main PIDW cast much. However, they learn everything they can and because they didn't change the plot much, the burning of the sect still happens and everything pretty much goes according to PIDW cannon.
Shen Yuan learns/relearns how to play some instrument with strings (I do enjoy a violin player sy, but honestly anything goes) and xf i think would somehow weaponize literature, but idk how. Perhaps ragebaiting? Could he create a whole newtwork of spies using badly written porn? I say yes he could, also any porn book written by the peak can help with lower aphrodisiacs, if you enjoy the book in any sense (shen yuan hates this, because it doesn't make much sense, HOW does book cure a mouthfull of sex pollen??!!). The books/texts are created from some mild sex plants, than when you fill it with qi, can react to readers emotions and dumb a persons nerves/senses into thinking that the pollen has been curred, so it just passes as mild discomfort. Only some milder pollens and poisons can be curred that way, anything higher then "Ineedtobefucked" pollen/poison and you need to go to profesionals, sorry. But perhaps if SOMEBODY didn't burn it down, they could figure out that too.
Anyway SY kind of uses strings as his personal weapon choice, because martial training, and sword training is still important, if you want to be cultivator, and I feel like XF would be a talisman sort of guy, bonus point if he could use his voice (he is his first time around a writer, and what is writers job? Storytelling, to tell a story you need to captivate people, so it needs to be attention catching, so yes, voice manipulation like some weird siren or such) to manipulate, help with cultivation, sort of like charmspeak for aphrodite kids in pjo.
MOVING ON
Cumplane decides to say fuck any kind of plot, let's avoid it as much as we can. They decide to open up a small tavern that host any and all travelling musicians, actors, dancers and all forms of artists. When there are none travellers going around, it's eather sy or xf performing on the stage, because its still a tavern and people go there to drink (perhaps they train their staff to perform as well, so they can get a break). Anyway skip into the future and some time after realm merging they meet Mobei-jun, whose own spies sent him there, because that place is full of high spiritual energy, when it shouldn't be. Somehow cumplane, who sometime before got married so they could start their bussiness, withound annoying questions, gets draggend into working with/for Mobei-jun, and later on, they, after some lovely explaining and conversations and such, become friends with him! Yay, maybe the protagonist won't smite them, if he learns of their existence.
Mobei thinks he's courting them human style.
Successfully.
Cumplane are oblivious. So what if they also handle some trade routes for north, and stop assassinations on Mobei-jun, and handle the logistics and strategy planning like veterans. They are men of modern world, one of them lived in poverty, other run a family company, they have a successful bussines in this life, they are doing fiiine.
It's just to help out their good pal.
The North is under the impression, that they have two queens, who run the place, so their king is being bussy with the leftover emperor duties (look me in the eyes and tell me that PIDW binghe would be a good ruler, hes bussy being a warlord and not doing any logistics or handling everything else that's not fighting beasts, getting wifes, and taking the first oportunity to be out of the palace, sometime reminding the rest of the demon council/lords, whos the emperor and why).
Anyway jump to meeting the empeor of three realms, half heavenly demon, Luo Binghe.
Lbg is post Bingge vs Bingmei extra, and is kind of fractic trying to find his kind shizun. He shows up in the middle of the northern court, with it's all three rulers (two of them think of themselves as some kind of advisors) and drags Mobei away, to do his job, while he's away and sometimes back to divorce some of his wifes.
Mobei-jun decides to bring his future wifes with him, so they can contutinue what they were doing, so cut to cumplane meeting some of the main wifes, getting to teach some kids, unexpected friendships with LMA, NYY and SHL (they bond over books, ragebaiting your partner, veils, being the one handling everything and being underestimated all the time).
If Lbg asked, no, these are Mobeis partners, they are married to each other and are allowing Mobei to be THEIR third, no, not interested in women and they are very very weak.
Like yes, we radiate spiritual energy, because we were trained cultivators, these days we run a tavern, and ocassionaly help manage the northern kingdom. Never mind that one of them decapitated a would be assassins with piece of wire. No Jungshan, this one did not just manipulate a poison into a mans glass, with his voice, what are you talking about.
It's a clown show.
I don't know how it's going to end, but what I know is that mocumplane IS happening. Don't know if bingge should be allowed to join or left to suffer, perhaps implode because of xin mo, decisions, decisions...