The Dread Pirate Cat

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[just-another-cat-blog]

pride month!!!

[lemonsharks]

Is that a miette?

[jeanjauthor]

Pride for you!  Pride for a thousand years!!

[lost-and-cursed]

you COME OUT to miette? you come out to her as queer? oh! oh! pride for mother! pride for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

[motherblackcap]

[ID: a grey, black and white cat sitting on the floor. It has very wide eyes and is holding a rainbow flag in its mouth. /End ID]

[jonxxjon92]

[spankerella]

@ perfectunion

[worse-than-konstantin-levin]

Massachusetts Uber, Lyft drivers certify first statewide ride-hailing union amid automation fears

Drivers in Massachusetts for ride-hailing apps such as Uber and Lyft have become the first in the nation to certify a union.

May 27th, 2026

[michaelnordeman]

Cold, crystal clear groundwater bubbling up through the sand. This is Uhrilähde (”sacrifice spring”) in Jämijärvi, Finland. These natural springs create an almost hypnotic movement beneath the surface. The water remains remarkably clear and cool year round as it filters through layers of sand and gravel left behind by the Ice Age. 

Uhrilähde, Jämijärvi, Finland (22 May 2026). 

[depsidase]

[alphacrone]

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

[chillyfeetsteak]

from this article, which is well worth the read, if only for the fun of seeing zuck get dunked on

[purplejabberwock]

My bestie's tags

[themakeupbrush]

Urvashi Rautela at the 2026 Cannes Film Festival

[themakeupbrush]

Susana Medina at the 2026 Cannes Film Festival

[klapollo]

I will open the fucking TikTok app just to watch this video multiple times

[klapollo]

TIKTOKER: I swear to God, no one tickles my testicles more than the people of my own fucking country. Okay, so like WHAT HAPPENED was this year, this summer, I was in Korea. And I linked up with a homie that I haven't met in a long time, just catching up. "Oh my God, how are you? You GRADUATED? That's insane, where do you work!?" Whatever. Okay.

So there was a conversation about like, food and preferences. So I just asked him! I just asked him: (in Korean, pronoucing "asparagus" as a Korean loan word) "Hey, when you eat steak, do you put asparagus?"

(in English) And this BITCH. He looks at me DEAD STRAIGHT IN THE FUCKING EYES. Has the AUDACITY to just.... degrade, I guess! Ask me: (in Korean) "HAH! Hey, aren't you from America? Why are you calling it (emphasizing the Korean pronunciation of asparagus) ASPARAGUS?"

(in English, in an exaggerated stereotypical American accent) OH, I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY! Am I supposed to say ASS-PARA-GUSS? ASS-PARA-GUSS? DO I GO (says his question again in Korean, but breaks up the flow of the speech by pronouncing all the loan words with American pronunciation).

IT FUCKS THE FLOW!!! WHY ARE YOU BITCHING!? I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY! YOU MONOLINGUAL FUCK!!!!

[libertineangel]

Cuba has run out of diesel and oil, energy minister says

The minister says the situation in Cuba is "extremely tense", as a US-led blockade of oil to the country causes widespread power cuts.

Fucking sickening, heartbreaking, disgusting. Hospitals, ambulances, water pumps, so much infrastructure shut down and so many lives hurt and lost because of it, all of this at the whim of the world's most brutal empire because they can't stand to have their will resisted so close to their shores by a society that has chosen time and time again to stand proud for the dream of a better world, a world without this blood-soaked hegemony.

[stillnaomi]

I don't think there's any way to help Cuba get fuel directly, but links below if you want to help them with other goods in this terrible time

CSC campaigns in the UK against the US blockade of Cuba and for the Cuban peoples' right to self-determination and sovereignty

[hagiomoto]

Don't donate to World Central Kitchen because even after their members were murdered by Israel, the founder Jose Andreas still collaborated with Israel and recently they served displaced Israeli settlers bombed by Iran and Hezbollah

[hagiomoto]

Donate to these kitchens instead

Donate to Hot meals 4 Starved Palestinian Kids in north Gaza, organized by Hani Almadhoun

Do you know what it’s like to watch your family starve? I do. My… Hani Almadhoun needs your support for Hot meals 4 Starved Palestinian

Donate to Fight Hunger in Sudan: The Khartoum Kitchen appeal, organized by Mustafa Ibrahim

The War in Sudan has created the World’s largest Humanitarian cris… Mustafa Ibrahim needs your support for Fight Hunger in Sudan: The Khart

Let’s Make Food, Unity & Peace for Lebanon in War

As a result of the devastating strikes and the harsh war that Lebanon has endured, thousands of people have been left without homes, safety,

[cheese24k]

Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth

> Don’t give him a baby for a while.

[leradny]

HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER

AND HE LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING INSTEAD OF AT THE GROUND WHEN HE CAN’T FIND THEM

[quasarkisses]

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HE JUST DROPS IT

IT’S NOT FUNNY IT’S VERY LOGICAL THAT HE WOULD HAVE ADJUSTED TO LIVING LIFE WHILE HE WAS IN SPACE BECAUSE IT’S DIFFERENT FROM EARTH BUT I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

*THUNK*

[emilyelizabethfowl]

i love it so much every time i see it

[official-aquarium-gravel]

“ugh stupid gravity” 

[bruh-moment-dot-jpeg-deactivate]

IM FUXKING CSHAKING

[perfectlyhopeless]

I haven’t seen this post on my dash in *years* bless this

[flootzavut]

Bless, this is absolutely amazing

[mxbuster]

I love this. It’s so gestural and he’s so exasperated about gravity.

[spacepsychologist]

The perfect comedic timing of the NASA logo.

[joleneghoul]

i think censoring subtitles is actually ableism

[jelloapocalypse]

howdy! in you recent lemonade vid you mentioned a Rosemary Lemonade recipe you like, have you ever shared that anywhere online or is it a Secret Friends Only recipe? cause that sounds Delicious...

Ok people keep asking for this. It's in the original stream that I was showing onscreen but like. Here it is in text.

MOUNTAIN FOG LEMONADE RECIPE

A lot of this is "to taste" so you'll just have to adjust ratios and amounts based on what you like and how much of it you want. INGREDIENTS: - Lemons or Lemon Juice - Lime juice (you don't need very many so juice by itself is fine) - Cane sugar - Fresh rosemary stalks - Mint leaves - Mint syrup (optional) - Water

Make Rosemary simple syrup the day before making lemonade - Take rosemary stalks and pick off the leaves. - Throw rosemary into a bowl of cane sugar - Pour boiling water into sugar (1:1 ratio of sugar to water) - Steep for at least 2 hours, I did it for 4 - Strain leaves out. Yay. Syrup.

Mix the following to taste to make a basic lemonade - Lemon juice - Cane sugar (use less if you want a lot of rosemary syrup) - Water - I cannot give you ratios for this, you must follow your heart

Once basic lemonade is complete, add the following to taste: - Rosemary simple syrup - Lime juice (only a little to round out the flavor and cut the sweetness) - Clap mint leaf in your hand to activate MINT POWERS. Push to bottom of drink. Stir. - It's hard to get flavor out of mint leaves quickly so go ahead and add a squirt of mint syrup. I won't tell nobody. ;) - Garnish with additional mint leaf or lime wedge

I like a lemonade on the sour side, so adding the made-of-sugar rosemary syrup usually rebalances things to sweet and then the lime rounds out the sweetness with an extra mojito kick.

[afloweroutofstone]

Got a great ad encouraging people to dismantle surveillance equipment and then sell the guts at a pawn shop

[chilewithcarnage]