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[thedreamcipher-blog]

Who am I to you? Anonymously leave a fruit or two in my inbox.

Starfruit: I haven't really taken notice of you so far.

Honeydew: You fascinate me.

Banana: You annoy me.

Mulberry: Mostly I tolerate you on my dash.

Cherry: You make me uncomfortable.

Orange: I love your blog, but I'm not very interested in you personally.

Grapefruit: I don't care so much for your blog, but I'm rather interested in you as a person.

Kiwi: Love your blog, equally interested in you as a person.

Pineapple: I think about you even when I'm not on tumblr.

Raspberry: I'm not even aware I'm re-blogging from you when I do.

Strawberry: I wasn't even aware I was following you. How did that happen?

Mango: I wouldn't mind talking to you if you ever messaged me, but it's not that big of a deal to me.

Apple: I would really like to talk to you, but I never will initiate it.

Guava: I have no interest in talking with you on here.

Blueberry: Sometimes, I like and re-blog posts from you just to get your attention.

Cantaloupe: I often avoid liking and re-blogging your post so I don't draw your attention.

Watermelon: I'm not very interested in you or your blog, I'm just too lazy to unfollow you.

Elderberry: I've anon-ed you something personal before.

Pumpkin: I've anon-ed you a compliment before.

Kumquat: I've anon-ed you hate before.

Lemon: Never anon-ed you before, probably won't again.

Lime: We've never talked and I prefer to keep it that way.

Papaya: We used to talk but we don't anymore and that makes me sad.

Rhubarb: We used to talk and we don't anymore and I prefer it that way.

Tangerine: We talk on here sometimes and I want it to continue.

Plum: Meh.

[lordofdarkshadows]

send 'snuggle' for my muse's reaction to yours snuggling against their chest. send 'snuggle reversed' for my muse's reaction to finding him/herself snuggling against your muse's chest

[bunkyy]

REBLOG THIS IF YOU ARE LGBT+, SUPPORT LGBT+, OR WANT TO VIOLENTLY FLING YOURSELF INTO THE SUN

[roleplayersmemeshaven-deactivat]

Send me a "♣” if you want to cuddle my muse

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[opkft-deactivated20150908]

stop scrolling. now.

stop whatever you’re doing

just stop

breathe

you’ll be ok

if you see this, somebody cares

times are tough, but somebody cares.

you should NEVER feel like you deserve to die, and you don’t

don’t do it. not tonight, not tomorrow, not ever

don’t do it because somebody cares

don’t do it because there is so much more to you than sadness

[mfvictoria]

As a student, the most comforting words you’ll ever hear are “i haven’t started either”

[thedreamcipher-blog]

Always resort to violence. Nothing gets through a thick skull better than a hammer!

Bill Cipher mun (aka me)

[belelzebub]

PUT IT BACK

[queerlyquinn-deactivated2025031]

My therapist and I decided that from now on, when I’m thinking something negative about myself, I’m going to imagine that Donald Trump is saying it, because it’s really easy for me to just tell him to fuck off.

Example:

Trump: “Your thighs are fat.” Me: “Fuck you and your fucking wall.”

I think we’re onto something here.

[justedrecoverythings]

this is probably the best coping skill I’ve ever seen and I am ten billion percent going to use it too

[toskaya-rusalka]

Friendly seasonal reminder

Don’t keep lilies in your house if you have cats.

They will die.

Even if they just breathe in the pollen. Or get it on their fur. They will fucking die. Do not do it.

[lipstickstainedlove-deactivated]

SIGNAL BOOST THIS SHIT

[blue-240d-deactivated20200202]

I did not know this reblogging

[imperialbear]

“… the most toxic household plants for cats is the common lily. In fact, eating as little as two or three leaves from the flowers can result in liver failure and, if left untreated, can have a fatal outcome for cats.” (Source: PetMD) 

Please take care of your feline friends!

[tomhatchet-deactivated20170714]

Send me a #

This could be fun (or depressing)

1: Name

2: Age 

3: Fears

4: 3 things I love

5: 4 turns on

6: 4 turns off

7: My best friend

8: Sexual orientation

9: My best first date

10: How tall am I

11: What do I miss

12: What time were I born

13: Favourite color

14: Do I have a crush

15: Favourite quote

16: Favourite place

17: Favourite food

18: Do I use sarcasm

19: What am I listening to right now

20: First thing I notice in new person

21: Shoe size

22: Eye color

23: Hair color

24: Favourite style of clothing

25: Ever done a prank call?

26: Meaning behind my URL

27: Favourite movie

28: Favourite song

29: Favourite band

30: How I feel right now

31: Someone I love

32: My current relationship status

33: My relationship with my parents

34: Favourite holiday

35: Tattoos and piercing I have

36: Tattoos and piercings I want

37: The reason I joined Tumblr

38: Do I and my last ex hate each other?

39: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?

40: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?

41: When did I last hold hands?

42: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?

43: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days?

44: Where am I right now?

45: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?

46: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?

47: Do I live with my Mom and Dad?

48: Am I excited for anything?

49: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?

50: How often do I wear a fake smile?

51: When was the last time I hugged someone?

52: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?

53: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?

54: What is something I disliked about today?

55: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?

56: What do I think about most?

57: What’s my strangest talent?

58: Do I have any strange phobias?

59: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?

60: What was the last lie I told?

61: Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?

62: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?

63: Do I believe in magic?

64: Do I believe in luck?

65: What’s the weather like right now?

66: What was the last book I’ve read?

67: Do I like the smell of gasoline?

68: Do I have any nicknames?

69: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had?

70: Do I spend money or save it?

71: Can I touch my nose with a tounge?

72: Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me?

73: Favourite animal?

74: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?

75: What do I think is Satan’s last name is?

76: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?

77: How can you win my heart?

78: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?

79: What is my favorite word?

80: My top 5 blogs on tumblr

81: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?

82: Do I have any relatives in jail?

83: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?

84: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?

85: What is my current desktop picture?

86: Had sex?

87: Bought condoms?

88: Gotten pregnant?

89: Failed a class?

90: Kissed a boy?

91: Kissed a girl?

92: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?

93: Had job?

94: Left the house without my wallet?

95: Bullied someone on the internet?

96: Had sex in public?

97: Played on a sports team?

98: Smoked weed?

99: Did drugs?

100: Smoked cigarettes?

101: Drank alcohol?

102: Am I a vegetarian/vegan?

103: Been overweight?

104: Been underweight?

105: Been to a wedding?

106: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?

107: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?

108: Been outside my home country?

109: Gotten my heart broken?

110: Been to a professional sports game?

111: Broken a bone?

112: Cut myself?

113: Been to prom?

114: Been in airplane?

115: Fly by helicopter?

116: What concerts have I been to?

117: Had a crush on someone of the same sex?

118: Learned another language?

119: Wore make up?

120: Lost my virginity before I was 18?

121: Had oral sex?

122: Dyed my hair?

123: Voted in a presidential election?

124: Rode in an ambulance?

125: Had a surgery?

126: Met someone famous?

127: Stalked someone on a social network?

128: Peed outside?

129: Been fishing?

130: Helped with charity?

131: Been rejected by a crush?

132: Broken a mirror?

133: What do I want for birthday?

134: How many kids do I want and what will be their names?

135: Was I named after anyone?

136: Do I like my handwriting?

137: What was my favourite toy as a child?

138: Favourite Tv Show?

139: Where do I want to live when older?

140: Play any musical instrument?

141: One of my scars, how did I get it?

142: Favourite pizza toping?

143: Am I afraid of the dark?

144: Am I afraid of heights?

145: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?

146: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end

147: What I’m really bad at

148: What my greatest achievments are

149: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me

150: What I’d do if I won in a lottery

151: What do I like about myself

152: My closest Tumblr friend

153: Something I fantasise about

154: Any thoughts on the paranormal?

155: Free question: Any question you’d like to ask, be it rude, fun, curious, strange, sexual, random, meme related, etc!

[alanoud-3-deactivated20250716]

Do it

[rosebvdd]

do this

[dopelez-deactivated20160716]

Welp, ask away.

[csurf]

do this, I’m in school and bored

[ecfandom]

Stuck in class…keep my company??

[ladyofthefanart]

Go ahead

[ka-go-me]

send me a ‘dibs’ if you are ridiculously attached to me as an rp partner

[thedreamcipher-blog]

He poured a glass of water and handed it to Mabel, “You’ve already seen some wooshy magic stuff so…yeah. He’s a dream based demon. He can hop into your dreams and fuck with them if he wants. He can also play with fire. It doesn’t burn anything…mostly for show I guess.” He opened up a bottle of beer for himself, “As for how we met?” Mulligan chuckled as he took a sip of the beer, “It was a long ass time ago. I was originally a hunting hell hound, but some dickhead thought I’d be perfect for dog fights instead. One day, they pinned me against two of my brothers. They tossed us in the pit and I guess our refusal to fight each other wasn’t what they wanted.” He paused, almost like to collect himself. “They shot one of my brothers, hoping to scare us into fighting. Instead it just pissed us off. So…we fought back. Hugh, my brother, died from it. I..killed the rest of the men. And was alone..” Mulligan sighed and sat next to Mabel, “Bill found me on the streets. I was reluctant at first, so he brought me food the same time every day to win my trust..and he did. He took me in, patched me up… we’ve been best friends since. Took him a month to think up of a name for me though. He named me Mulligan after your spy in the war Hercules Mulligan. Bill said something about it being strong and prideful name.” He gave Mabel a kind, reassuring smile, “Sorry… The history of my life isn’t the best. And don’t worry, I don’t bite without reason.” Mulligan winked at her. He really did like Mabel. There was something different about her that intrigued him.

[gigglesandglitters]

Mabel took a sip of the water, nodding softly at his response to the magic question. Then, when he got into his story, she listened intently. She saw how close the two were and really admired that kind of friendship. It reminded her of her and Dipper, except that they were both human. Just the bond between two people, it’s amazing to her, how two people can seem like one. That they’re always there and open to understanding no matter what. That it’d take the entire world against them to break them apart. Mulligan’s story made her frown at first. A horrible life of abuse, but it go better with another person. Kind of odd how Bill impacted her in sort of the same way. Just not as drastic as… the death of family members. It kind of made her regret being angry at him but that was way passed her now. With a little care, people can make it back on their feet, be open about their feelings, become stronger. Bill sounded like a real hero, it made her more infatuated with the demon, interested. How now she just wanted to know more about him, every little detail, “It’s fine. I found it interesting…” Mabel smiled weakly and took another sip  of her drink, “I’m sorry you had to go through something like that..” She glanced away, rubbing her arm at the thought of Chad. Blech. She was so glad he got arrested, “Bill’s told me a little bit of you, I’ve heard of your… dapper fashion sense.” A small chuckle left Mabel’s lips as she swiped some hair behind her ear, interested in making some kind of small talk.

[thedreamcipher-blog]

Mulligan waved his hand, “Nahh. It’s alright. I wouldn’t be who I am today if it hadn’t happened. If I did what those assholes told me to, I would have the blood of my brothers on my paws...and..that’s worse than killing my enemies.” He gulped down some more beer. He never liked talking about his brothers’ death. He’d rather enjoy the life they lived as they grew up together instead, but something isn’t beautiful because it lasts. Mabel’s mention to his taste in clothes lightened the mood, making him laugh, “Yeah, I tend to find myself dressing the poor old man more than he does. He’s just afraid to look overdressed at parties.” He propped his head on his hand and looked at Mabel, “What else has he told you about me?” Mulligan grinned, “How outstandingly handsome I am? Or how I’m more loyal than your average dog?” He was flirting hard, but unless she turned him down, he was going to chase this tail ‘til the end. Mabel seemed like the kind of girl that would scratch your belly when you were down or gave you kisses out of the blue because she wanted to. And to top it all off, she smelt like sweet strawberries. That’s the kind of girl Mulligan was looking for and he’d be damned if his master claimed her first.

[bey]

reblog if u are currently a mess

[thedreamcipher-blog]

Mulligan lifted Bill with ease. The demon chuckled, “I remember being in this situation. Do you, Mully?” The human hell hound laughed as he guided the teamwork with Mabel to the room, “Yes I do. But you were drunk as hell last time. I wish I could remember what you said though. I’ve never laughed so hard in my life!” Mulligan set Bill down on his bed and turned on the fan, “There. Now relax, Master. Last time you strained yourself, I had to baby you for a month.” Bill smiled, “That was fun.”

“Speak for yourself,” he crossed his arms. It didn’t take Bill long to pass out. He may had been sick, but Bill always slept so peacefully. Guess that’s what happens when you’re a dream demon. Mulligan turned to Mabel, “Hey…You..probably have a lot of questions..don’t you?” He gestured for her to follow, “Come. I’ll try to answer the best I can.” Mulligan led her to the bar Bill had in the social room. He had all kinds of drinks from all around. Even some that were illegal in the country and some that weren’t even from their dimension. “Wait ‘til you see the winery,” he snickered. Bill treated his alcohol with up most care. He wasn’t an alcoholic, he just liked to own them. It was like a trophy for his social life. Although he does like to call himself a ‘Professional Party Drink Critic’ or Double P CD for short. “Want anything? Water? 8th dimensional strawberry daiquiri?” He laughed, “Just kidding. Any drink from the 8th dimension is lethal for humans.”

[gigglesandglitters]

Mabel was glad to carry Bill along with Mulligan, listening to the banter the two had as if she was a part of it. She chuckled lightly at the thought of Bill drunk off his ass and Mulligan having to carry him to bed. The two seemed so close and it made her happy, not for any particular reason. She enjoyed seeing perfect bonds between people, it felt as if the universe fell in line. That when you meet that one person, you just know. Her eyes glanced to Bill, infatuated with his peaceful expression. To her, their relationship made perfect sense, as if she should have known him all along. 

Sadly, Mulligan pulled her away despite how she want to snuggle and sleep beside him. But questions sounded important, “Yeah- I do.” Mabel gave a small nod, maybe not many, but she better start thinking of some. Though her mind got distracted again with the surroundings, he had such a fine house the beauty made her angry and want to cry happily at the same time. A soft giggle left her lips, “Water sounds fantastic compared to… that strawberry drink.” A sarcastic unnerved look on her face, Mulligan was so cute and charming, “so um… Mulligan- Bill’s a demon, what does that entail, exactly? Wooshy magic stuff…” Mabel shrugged and shook her head, she had no idea what she was talking about right now, “a-and you and him, how did you meet I guess?” She raised her eyebrows in curiosity. There was so much information to cover here, of course she just had to ask the broad questions. But Mabel wanted to know about her lover, maybe not his whole life story… just the stuff that could affect their relationship. Like dumb stuff like he can’t stay on Earth for more than ten years or any personality traits or dangers that a demon can unintentionally cause on her. The simple stuff.

[thedreamcipher-blog]

He poured a glass of water and handed it to Mabel, “You’ve already seen some wooshy magic stuff so...yeah. He’s a dream based demon. He can hop into your dreams and fuck with them if he wants. He can also play with fire. It doesn’t burn anything...mostly for show I guess.” He opened up a bottle of beer for himself, “As for how we met?” Mulligan chuckled as he took a sip of the beer, “It was a long ass time ago. I was originally a hunting hell hound, but some dickhead thought I’d be perfect for dog fights instead. One day, they pinned me against two of my brothers. They tossed us in the pit and I guess our refusal to fight each other wasn’t what they wanted.” He paused, almost like to collect himself. “They shot one of my brothers, hoping to scare us into fighting. Instead it just pissed us off. So...we fought back. Hugh, my brother, died from it. I..killed the rest of the men. And was alone..” Mulligan sighed and sat next to Mabel, “Bill found me on the streets. I was reluctant at first, so he brought me food the same time every day to win my trust..and he did. He took me in, patched me up... we’ve been best friends since. Took him a month to think up of a name for me though. He named me Mulligan after your spy in the war Hercules Mulligan. Bill said something about it being strong and prideful name.” He gave Mabel a kind, reassuring smile, “Sorry... The history of my life isn’t the best. And don’t worry, I don’t bite without reason.” Mulligan winked at her. He really did like Mabel. There was something different about her that intrigued him.

[thedreamcipher-blog]

Bill smiled weakly as she cared for him. Though honestly the contents that the day held were out of wack, he was pleased to know that Mabel was still willing to take care of him. He looked up at her face, the lights from the sun shining through the window complimented her features oh so perfectly and it made his heart feel light. “No matter the competition…I’m more than willing to fight for you,” he held himself closer to her. Mulligan noticed Bill’s claim and huffed. He grunted over Bill to send a message of a sorts. “Oh..I’m sorry, Mully,” he snapped his fingers and the Hell hound, surrounded in a blue flame, became a man. He had a larger stern figure, like a body guard, but with a kind smile on him that brought all the pieces of his personality together. All together, Mulligan was quite adorable..attractive rather. He wore an outfit similar to the one Bill wore to the party, except with a navy blue bandanna wrapped around his head that added to the body guard feel.

Mulligan brushed himself off and chuckled happily, “Much better!” He gave a kind smile to Mabel, “Nice to finally meet you. Well…person-to-person sort of speak.” Mulligan felt Bill’s cheek with the back of his hand and gave a thoughtful expression towards the results, “I’m sorry, Bill. I didn’t think trying to kick you out of bed would cause so many issues.. And I’m sorry to you as well, Mabel. I wish I could have helped more..or explained more, but it’s kind of difficult when all you can do is bark,” he chuckled. “Mind helping me get him to his room?”

[gigglesandglitters]

The brunette stared down at Bill with a soft smile on her face, the way his eyes met hers made her heart thump, “I’m flattered…” She giggled at Bill and Mulligan’s behavior. The two were a fine duo, as she guessed a Hellhound and a demon should be. It reminded her of her and Waddles, sadly he passed away a few years back. A happy pig, no matter how much Grunkle Stan wanted to cook him into bacon afterwards, she wouldn’t dare let him and he knew that. Snapped back into the moment, Mabel gripped Bill’s shirt at the sudden sight of a human Mulligan. She swore she almost fainted, gotta get used to the fact he has cool magic stuffs.

“I swear this just keeps getting crazier..” Mabel didn’t even know what to say by this point, immensely perplexed. She was probably over thinking it but she was ind of emotionally exhausted from everything. Now she’s gotta account for a human Hellhound, “it’s nice to meet you too.” Mabel’s voice a little confused before nodding at his request, “of course, let’s get him up.” She gave a weak smile to Mulligan. This relationship was going to be filled with insane moments like this she just knew it. But that was gonna be the fun thing about it. The non stop adventure instead of sitting in bed making out all day. Finally someone with enough energy and exuberance that could match hers, as well as feel the same kind of passion. Bill was perfect, considerate, sometimes he didn’t make the right choices but he only did that out of fear. She hoped nothing like that would cause a disaster like tonight. In response to Mulligan, she put her arm around him to prepare for lift off.

[thedreamcipher-blog]

Mulligan lifted Bill with ease. The demon chuckled, “I remember being in this situation. Do you, Mully?” The human hell hound laughed as he guided the teamwork with Mabel to the room, “Yes I do. But you were drunk as hell last time. I wish I could remember what you said though. I’ve never laughed so hard in my life!” Mulligan set Bill down on his bed and turned on the fan, “There. Now relax, Master. Last time you strained yourself, I had to baby you for a month.” Bill smiled, “That was fun.”

“Speak for yourself,” he crossed his arms. It didn’t take Bill long to pass out. He may had been sick, but Bill always slept so peacefully. Guess that’s what happens when you’re a dream demon. Mulligan turned to Mabel, “Hey...You..probably have a lot of questions..don’t you?” He gestured for her to follow, “Come. I’ll try to answer the best I can.” Mulligan led her to the bar Bill had in the social room. He had all kinds of drinks from all around. Even some that were illegal in the country and some that weren’t even from their dimension. “Wait ‘til you see the winery,” he snickered. Bill treated his alcohol with up most care. He wasn’t an alcoholic, he just liked to own them. It was like a trophy for his social life. Although he does like to call himself a ‘Professional Party Drink Critic’ or Double P CD for short. “Want anything? Water? 8th dimensional strawberry daiquiri?” He laughed, “Just kidding. Any drink from the 8th dimension is lethal for humans.”