The Dude is not in

M40

[icecuckold]

[miamisecret46]

More times than I should say

[slutteefreak23]

Love them all. MMF and MFF

[naughtie--angel-deactivated2025]

bf that has a crush on another girl and makes you do your hair and makeup like her, dress like her, talk like her, and respond to her name, all the while he's still jerking off to pics of her. 😍

[skinnymoony7979]

Thats literally one of the most humiliating things

[thedudeisnotin2]

So…the plot to Vertigo?

[thedudeisnotin2]

A follower said they’d love to read a story about their partner.

This happened in real life. Not with your partner, but with someone’s.

Your wife made me come.

This is the story of the first time it happened.

Your wife never told you about this. She had come to Boston to look at grad schools. Or so she told you. And me. I knew her from my cousins high school.

That’s a story for another time.

This is how it began. The summer after senior year I stayed with my cousin and she was hanging out. We were super hot for each other. We had all just graduated and we were celebrating Tilly’s bday. She was the last of us to turn 18.

We all played strip poker and Tilly lost. She wrapped herself in a blanket and pushed me outside and told me I had to help her. I laughed and told her it was her idea to play strip poker. She said, “I know. You have to help me to get off!” And opened the blanket and shoved me down and pulled my face into her pussy as we fell back into the bench.

The smell. I didn’t know what pussy was supposed to smell like. It was amazing. My dick jumped at just the smell. And the taste. I dived right in. My tongue was buried. I can touch my nose with my tongue and I can get it in there. It was so musty.

My dick was so fucking hard.

She shuddered and shook she flopped up and down from the waist like it was the exorcist. I held on like she was the edge of the pool. She finally stilled. She breathed hard over and over.

“Fuck fuuuuuck fuck…” she kept saying.

“Your cock is it hard?” She asked

“Fuck” I responded.

“No I can’t” I said. I was a virgin. For some reason I didn’t want this to be the first.

She didn’t say a thing. She just sucked my dick. It was like it was happening to someone else. I was transported. It felt wet and amazing. Like my dick was in a ship in a storm.

I didn’t have time to warn her. I jizzed and it was like it happed to me. Like I got hit by a rock or something.

She gagged the cum back onto my shirt. I didn’t notice until later.

That wasn’t the last time we made each other come. I have at least two more stories.

[simplymarge1974]

[thedudeisnotin2]

I remember fucking this girl Cynthia. She had tattoos and enormous fucking tits that fell off her chest and hung to the side of her body while I fucked her.

She would come so hard that her orgasm would jerk off my dick while it was in her pussy. I still remember what that felt like with her.

She would get up and walk around naked with her boobs swinging everywhere.

[thedudeisnotin2]

​I used to fuck this girl Kathy. She was a big mama with short blonde hair and a blonde pussy. She had huge tits and her areola would wrinkle up.

She loved getting fucked from behind. She would barely make a sound. She would’ve been happy just getting fucked doggy style every weekend forever but I would make her ride me like a cowgirl and suck my dick.

She did not object. In the end, she liked being there for my pleasure. I don’t remember her coming, particularly loud or hard although I’m sure she did.

Since she was fat, she didn’t think she was worthy of desire, and although she never talked about it, I think that’s part of why she was so silent in bed. I think she wanted more.

In retrospect, I think that she wanted some gentle BDSM. I know she didn’t wanna just get used and she definitely did not want to get fucked in the ass, but it did turn her on to be a little worthless in my eyes.

I loved her. I wish I understood at the time that she just wanted to be treated like shit and loved at the same time.

[thedudeisnotin2]

For a little while, I did it this girl Colleen. She had tiny little tits and she used to ride me with her window open so the people walking across the street could see her tiny tits bouncing if they wanted to.

She like to get fucked from behind because she really liked the feeling of my balls slapping against her clit.

I remember one night we were we were both intoxicated and she laid down on the bed and spread her legs, looked me right in the eye and said “you can fuck me if you want to.”

I didn’t know the term free use back then, but it was the same idea. She got off on me using her to get off.

[thedudeisnotin2]

This girl in my neighborhood was always drunk. She was a tiny little blonde, a true blonde too. Her heritage was Polish. She had really straight blonde hair around little face that wasn’t all that pretty, but was totally fuckable. And she had this gigantic blonde bush. I mean her hair would tickle your ears when you’re eating her out.

She was so fucking annoying, one of those people you wanted to fuck just to shut her the fuck up.

She would a suck my dick for ages while we watch ed porn and her roommate slept in the other room. She and her roommate used to hook up too. She invited me once, but her roommate had dated a friend of mine and it would’ve violated the bro code.

The first time we fucked I was really annoyed with her. So I said get your ass in my bedroom takeoff your fucking clothes get an all fours and stick your ass in the air. I’m gonna come in there and fuck you.

She did.

I walk in the room, her ass is all the way in the air and her belly practically on the ground. I took my time getting there and she was ready. She was so wet. I fucked her hard and I came on her back. She was small so you could toss her around and she liked that.

We kept hooking up like that here and there when one of us was drunk, or we bumped into each other.

It was fun for a while. The one thing I regret is that I never fucked her in the ass. She liked it up the ass and she told me about it. I told her I thought all orgasms clittoral, even if you were getting fucked in the ass and she said no no. She told me an anal orgasm was just so much deeper.

So the last time I hooked up with her, I told her next week I’d come back and fuck her in the ass. But I never did. I started dating somebody else.

One time, though when I was fucking the girl I started dating after, the little Polish spinner came walking in my room, all drunk. I put her to bed on my couch, even though my girlfriend was freaking out. She was too drunk, and it would’ve been wrong to do anything. But sometimes I wonder what would’ve happened if I would’ve invited her to join us.

[auxiliarysecret-deactivated2023]

[mygoldcoinsandcurves2]

The orgasmS... they should be robust and plentiful

[mr-stevens007]

😈

[thedudeisnotin2]

When I eat your pussy you’ll think about it the rest of your life.

[thedudeisnotin2]

This girl I dated had ringlets.- like little curly hair coming off her head like little springs. She hadn’t been fucked in a year. I brought her home and passed out. The next day I shoved my dick into her and it was tough getting in. I said she was tight. She said she should be because she hadn’t had sex in over a year.

Her pussy was so tight and her pussy hair was so black it glistened. I dated three women that year and all of them had jet black pussy hair that was so sleek and delicious.

But I never got to taste hers. She really didnt want anyone giver her head. She said she was too sensitive.

I loved fucking her. She was so into it. We’d go out for a drink on Friday and come home and there was no TV. We just tumbled into bed and her hand was immediately on my dick stuffing it into her pussy.

One night I got up for a glass of water and here she is in the kitchen, palms and elbows against the wall, begging me to fuck her.

She would titty fuck me to get me hard and then fuck my brains out. She’s suck my dick when she had her period. She was fun.

Her ass was big and wound and she was plump but not fat or skinny. I wanted to fuck her ass but that was out of the question. She tried it once and her butt was forever one way only.

She had a great laugh.

Eventually I broke up with her, but her eagerness to fuck, her constant grabbing my dick and shoving it up her cunt we’re so hot that for a few year she was the one I thought about when I jerked off.

[thedudeisnotin2]

I used to fuck this woman with a huge ass. I’d walk up the stairs behind her and just be shocked how big her ass was.

I missed out on so much because I didn’t realize how freaky she was while we were dating.

We had fun she worked very early and I’d get up with her and fuck her in the morning and then she would get out of bed and put on her panties and I tell her how hot it was to think she was walking around all day with my cum dripping out of her pussy. She’d smirk.

She loved it when I ate her pussy. Her bush was brown with a hint of red and she even had some gray hairs. I can still see her pussy lips. every pussy looks a little different.

She could never stand it for long though, when I ate her pussy, and soon she’d grab my cock and shove it inside of her. Her pussy was so loose and she had no idea. she would tell me that she was squeezing and asked if I could feel it, but the reality was, I couldn’t, but it was still super fucking hot and I remember years later.

I’d flip her over and fuck her from behind. She always started on all fours, but eventually she moved to her stomach. And so I’d straddle her legs and just fuck away, kneading her giant ass.

She’s the only girl I ever dated, who always sucked my balls when she sucked my dick. it’s not that it felt great, it’s just that her commitment was so fucking hot.

One day I was telling her what I was gonna do to her: stick one finger in her ass and then two fingers in her ass and then fuck her ass. I told her I wanted to get a butt plug and plug her ass up and fuck her pussy while she had the butt plug in. I said I wanted to bite her a little bit here a little bit there I wanted to see if my fist would fit inside her pussy . the next day she told me how much she wanted those things..

One time she asked me if when I was at the gym I talk to myself. I asked what she meant. She said that when she was on the treadmill, she would talk to herself and say things like come on you stupid bitch run faster or you’re such a lazy cunt get moving. I could not have been more shocked if I learned her natural hair color was blue.

We broke up soon after for unrelated reasons. But about a year later, I realized that what she wanted was to be degraded, to be smacked around and treated like shit sometimes, when it was safe.

She wanted me to fuck her in the ass and call her a stupid whore, and a useless bitch, she wanted me to pull her hair and bite her nipples and smack her in the face and shove my cock down her throat. I could never of realized that at the time but a year later I put together the things I’ve shared here in 100 other little signs, I realized that that’s what she wanted. She just didn’t know how to ask for it. I don’t know that I would’ve known how to give it.

I saw her at the store years later she was married and had two kids. She had long hair and a great smile and a big ass and part of me wanted to say I’m so sorry I didn’t fuck you in the ass, pull your hair and smack you while we were dating, butI told her I was happy for her and bought some pretzels.