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[moniquill]

[uncannyeevee]

Happy new year, tumblr! I hope everyone has a wonderful 2006!

[injuries-in-dust]

Watch to the end...

The joy when he did it!

[ms--galactic]

CROW CROW CROW HURRAY FOR the CROW

[thedutchmen]

It's always been a bit weird seeing advertisers from other countries. It's like why are you here and what with silly words.

[imimmortal4-deactivated20170713]

[charlesoberonn]

This post today is more than twice as old as Tumblr itself was when this post was originally made.

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[thedutchmen]

But sir he's only 12% newtonian fluid.

[thedutchmen]

Be careful when you pray for forgiveness because something else than a God will give you petty.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

question! if a human gets simultaneously bitten by a vampire, a zombie, and a werewolf, what's the end result?

[thedutchmen]

They need no matter what happens to them.

[thedutchmen]

Where did that doomed hero. They were right in front of me.

[thedutchmen]

To the the things that are trying to kill me. Stop. It's not working. There's a list of morality acceptable to kill from.

[beardedmrbean]

[pukicho]

Ate moldy chocolate. What’s next for my career?

[tired-stressed-trying-my-best]

food poisoning

[pukicho]

Please

[pukicho]

No

[thedutchmen]

It's too late, and it's probably slightly hallucinogenic.

[pukicho]

How the fuck am I supposed to meet a fellow lesbian and then convince her to date me

Don't know anything about lesbians, but maybe if you walked around carrying a baseball bat that'd be really bad ass.

[pukicho]

Turns out I know everything about lesbians

[pukicho]

Jerking off is incest

Sometimes I feel like you guys say things because you're bored

[thedutchmen]

I think that statement is false.

[pukicho]

ohg

[pukicho]

I didn't realize this was a new meme format. Do not ever involve me in current events ever again.

[hametsux]

[pukicho]

I DID NOT SAY THAT

[thedutchmen]

What do you mean there's proof there.

[feralratbitesu]

this grave keeper edible aint shit

[feralratbitesu]

who gors there ,

[thedutchmen]

Ti's was he

[thedutchmen]

I think Physicsduck and post 10 have the same amount of energy, but in slightly different directions.