Sappho’s Strongest Soldier

Katharine Hempburn | Cassandra of Troy 26+6=1

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influencer drag king: Ron Dont Walk

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Woman in Fraud: Pickpockettes

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I put the -ussy in degeneracy

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redhead drag name: Ginge E. Vitus

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accidentally just called a fitted sheet “shitted feet”. the exact wording was “I never doubt myself more than when deciding if the shitted feet should be vertical or horizontal.” so that’s a new visual!

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santa put me on the Nuanced list this year

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if Beyoncé is Sasha Fierce I’m Sasha Flop

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crying with glasses on is an extreme sport

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everyone deserves a lifechanging lesbian experience. not a woman? simply have a lifechanging experience with a lesbian. im thinking a noble quest or hiding a body together or something.

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met my newborn niece today!! we need a term like guncle (gay uncle) for women. launt sounds weird and i won’t do gaunt since my health issues have made me underweight for so much of my life already. the truest option for me with my love of spooky shit is haunt (homo aunt).

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Inspired by me misreading a billboard while I'm home in TX

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Butch Comix Vol. 2

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hook hand in unloveable car door

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On the day of Dick Cheney’s death, I’m thinking about a lot of horrible consequences of his actions, but I’m also thinking about Lauren Hough telling Dick Cheney to waterboard her “if it makes him feel better” when she repaired his cable.

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FUCK I only have a bit of time left to become a Forbes 30 Under 30 scammer…