Radio Guru

Aspiring Disney Princess and Current College Student Hobbit

[turing-tested]

whenever im spooked i play the worst most memey music because i hold the firm belief nothing can kill you if the vibes are wrong. if you have fresh prince going on as loud as possible whatever's haunting you is gonna be like. aw man. i can't kill to this. the mood is all wrong now

[jungwildeandfree]

ghost, crawling out of my television: hssss...blood

me, turning caramelldanssen up to 180 decibels:  v̶̨̲̣̣͈̻̯̩̾̊̓́i̥̼̜͎̺̬̭̫̍̉ͮͧb͎͈̮̰̠̬͇͇ͧ̚͜e͎͖͎͚̥̞̊̉ͮ̑ͪ̒ͩ ̵̹͎̬̟̪͛ͬ͌͐ͧͥ̔̆c̀̀̑̓̚҉̩̻͓̰͔h̡̖̻̻̯͐̅̎͋̀ͅe̸̗̝̣̞̬͐̅ͪ̅ͭ͐͜ͅc̶̲̠͈͙̎̿́͑̅ͅk̶ͫͨͩ͐͘҉ͅ  

[steam-powered-idiot]

A DnD campaign but its the characters from the very beginning and end of "Steam Powered Giraffe: The Quest for The Eternal Harp of Golden Dreams Film"

[catastrophic-cuttlefish]

1 - Baikal ice emerald

2 - Frozen lighthouse on Lake Michigan shore

3 - Frozen bubbles

4 - Frozen flower buds

5 - Frozen lakes

6 - Ice blossoms

7 - Frosted lace (frozen spider webs)

8 - Folded snow

9 - Flowers after ice storm

10 - Frozen tree

11 - Frozen pond

12 - Frozen leaf after freezing rain (China)

13 - Frost crystals

14 - Frozen berries

15 - Frost flowers in the Arctic Ocean

16 - Frosted pine

17 - Icicles on a blooming apple tree

18 - Frosted grass

19 - Snow roller

20 - Grass after ice rain

21 - Frozen flowers

22 - Frozen bush

23 - Leaf after ice rain

[velmasdinkleys]

the queen has returned

[switchingtogeico]

[chick-with-wifi]

Princess Bride memes part 2

(part 1 is here)

[osterfields-deactivated20181007]

guys my mom’s new boyfriend is trying to be supportive of me being a trans guy and he said “i got you a gift, a boy gift”

it’s a mountain dew nascar trucker hat. i wanna scream, like it’s nice he got me a gift and it’s nice he’s trying but…. I wanna Sc r EAM

[thisboyinabinder]

Guys drink MOUNTAIN DEW

And drive

N ASC AR

And wear

Tr u ck hA ts

[crjdedicated]

[awed-frog]

By the way, just in case this helps someone -

COOKING - creativity is okay

BAKING - stick to the recipe (you can usually adjust sugar content to taste, though)

BREAD - wait for the right weather conditions (or engineer them), be one assertive and self-confident motherfucker because dough can feel it if you aren’t, a blood sacrifice probably helps, trust the gods 

[thepioden]

PASTRY - your God is dead, the god of gluten and madness is risen, abandon all hope ye who enter here

[teacupfulofstarshine]

the great british bake-off (2010-present)

[knifefightscene]

end of the year mood

[cartwheelandfaceplant]

This is funnier the earlier in the year it’s blogged.

[probablybadrpgideas]

A sentient bastard sword that, every time you refer to it as a bastard sword, gives you disadvantage on attack rolls until you apologize.

[loloftheday]

bjorng

[moomoobooboo-deactivated2020102]

I burst out laughing. BJORNG.

[apardonablemonomania-deactivate]

[jasonmantzoukas]

Mulaney whispered in my ear to make me laugh, ‘My girlfriend works at Yoshinoya Beef Bowl.’

[fuckyeahasexual]

So while most rainbow capitalism is sticking rainbows on things and pretending to be an ally, Budweiser’s UK branch is giving credit to trans activists, and explaining pride flag colors.

[aphobiafuckingexists]

Budweiser is an inclusionist 💞💞💞

[fuckyeahasexual]

What a weird and true thing to say! And I almost sounds like a joke but honestly I feel this tweet captures 90% of my feelings

And to actually credit Monica Helms and get the white stripe right? Like, if we are going to have companies at pride this is what I’d like to see. Professional looking marketing, credit to activists, research about the groups its marketing, and spreading further awareness.

[catchymemes]

[executiveoutcomes-deactivated20]

[instacelebs]

[labias]

How does she do it

[ohgodbears]

Hamon breathing.

[augustdementhe]

RiRi’s Bizarre Adventure.

[tbch-deactivated20200107]

[universal-will-to-become]

speaking to the manager of America

[leafcrunch]