The Eleventh Fire Wolf

"We're all stories in the end." So, hey there. I'm Sara, This blog? All of my fandoms, basically. My obsessions are the Mortal Instruments(MALEC is my OTP), Percy Jackson, TEEN WOLF, Doctor Who, Fairy Tail, and many many more. If you don't know who Kevin Zegers, Jamie Campbell Bower, or Logan Lerman are don't even talk to me. Favorite Authors: -Cassandra Clare(NUMBER 1 FOREVER AND ALWAYS) - Rick Riordan - Maggie Stiefvater - J.K. Rowling - William Shakespeare - J.R.R. Tolkien - Suzanne Collins - James Patterson - John Green - L.J. Smith (Just to name a few) So.....then.... ALLONSY!!

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Guess the Hernondales played Five Nights at Freddy's before everyone else

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Saw this today XD omfg the fault in our band names

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Big Cat getting ready for the reinstatement of Fantasy Factory

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Jace: so... Cassie said you are the hottest

Jules: *blushes* what can I do?

Will: I don't think you get it, man

Jace: you know, we Herondales have been the hottest for...

Will: ever. we won't just give you the title

Jace: and we've always been strong

Jules: QUACK

Will: omfg YOU CAN KEEP IT

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Jem Carstairs, Modern Day Mortal.

Jem: i am an excellent driver, tessa [taps gas pedal] n/Oo

Jem: I DO NOT NEED "THE ADVIL," TESSA I WAS A SILENT BROTHER, A MASTER HEALER, A BRINGER OF--[sneezes]--oF--[sneezes]

Jem: [passes out full-length robes to girls exiting a night club]

Jem: I AM 18 YEARS OR OLDER. I CAN PURCHASE A PILLOW-PET.

Jem: [watches every episode of downton abbey]

Jem: [turns on radio] "BUT YOU'RE A GOOD GIRL/MUST WANNA GET NASTY/THE WAY YOU GRAB ME" [rips radio out of console in blind panic]

Jem: *texting* hi testes its jem

Jem: oh dear i meant testicle

Jem: no i meant you testicle gray

Jem: TESSA GRAY

Jem: help me tesla

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Jace: If you’re not doing okay, you should tell me. We’re all under stress, but we have to keep it together as much as we—

Alec: Doing okay? How would you be doing? How would you be doing if it were Clary that Sebastian had taken? If it were her we were going to rescue, not knowing if she was dead or alive? How would you be doing?

Jace: I—I would be in pieces.

Alec: This–This is me in pieces.

Alec: I’m not like you. I—I am not able to create the perfect facade at all times. I can tell jokes, I can try, but there are limits. I can’t—

Jace: But you don’t have to create a facade. You don't have to pretend. You can–

Alec: I can break down? We both know that’s not true. We need to hold it together, and all those years I watched you, I watched you hold it together, I watched you after you thought your father died, I watched you when you thought Clary was your sister, I watched you, and this is how you survived, so if I have to survive, then I’m going to do the same thing.

Jace: But you're not like me.

Jace: You’re better.

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-City of Heavenly Fire, Cassandra Clare

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I laughed much harder than I should’ve

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On a scale of 1 to Big Cat, how awkward are you?

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Ica't even right now

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Someone told me today that they started smoking so they could be Walter White....... Please don't

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Let's be sympathetic with Ron though, who wouldn't be afraid of spiders the size of three horses.

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I love friends that get into a fandom that you were already religiously in and claim to be the biggest fan and know everything. No. It doesn't work that way. And I already called Draco Malfoy.

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"Does it hurt as much for you as it does for me?" YES IT DOES JEFF DAVIS.

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