The Grand Elysian Hall

Greetings Reader, I am the Elysian Priestess and this is the Grand Elysian Hall! Specifically this is my blog where I talk about whatever hold my interest at the current moment. Please enjoy!

[theelysianpriestess]

The gross lot of you all doing the “Guess Who Isn’t In the Epstein Files” trend deserve to have your head run over by a slow moving train with at LEAST 18 cars. All abusers must die, that includes the ones on your family, the ones in your friend group, the ones in power, and the ones who you idolize.

-XOXO, Elysian Priestess

[theelysianpriestess]

Only Rebecca Sugar can save us now 🙏🫡

-XOXO, Elysian Priestess

[theelysianpriestess]

Fionna and Cake S2 Ep8 Review!!!

!!!All just my opinion as a long time Adventure Time fan!!!

Spoilers below the cut

First, I’d like to talk about everything I loved this episode. I love the details in the opening showing how the green wizards were taking the Heart for granted and holding it captive. I love Huntress helping out (even though it’s for her personal gain), the music this episode was PHENOMENAL I loved Trust Fall. It reminded me of Marceline singing Francis Forever and I’m so happy Marshall got to show off his talents to Simone. I loved the whole sequence accompanying Empty Dem Pockets was AMAZING. The music playing over Fionna testifying in court was 10/10, I loved the whole flow and vibe of that portion of the episode and I loved Hunter’s dance.

I hate 3 things in particular this ep:

1. Fionna

2. Cake x M Cron

3. Flame

Fionna

Fionna placing the blame on Finn had better be leading to an amazing payoff, because if not I think it’s very stupid. Fionna’s behavior this episode was just incredibly odd. Her expecting Marshall and Gary to just do nothing until she came back, which neither she nor them knew when that would be, is very nonsensical. My biggest gripe of all was her betraying Fennel’s trust after last episode. I know that they were a little awkward after the whole trip and they weren’t going to become best friends over night but it seems unnecessary and out of character. It’s especially worse since Fionna goes in for the kiss. Flame is equally to blame and I’ll get back to him.

Cake x M Cron

I hate it. Cake being a cat and M Cron being a human makes things too weird. I’ve seen people compare it to Bojack Horseman, but in Bojack there is a mix of animal people and humans. Cake is the only anthropomorphic animal besides the squirrel so it makes things really weird. It might not be a big deal to anyone, but I hate it so much and I hated that they kissed. And I think he might know that she’s actually a cat and that makes it worse. I hate it. All of it. His ass needs to turn into a horse or something please.

Flame/Felix/Fuckboy

They need to kill him next episode. I want Hunter to kill him on screen. He must pay.

Conclusion

Overall, I liked the episode. Even though there are parts that I don’t like, and the pacing is jarring to me, I respect the artistry too much to hate it. I wish the romantic subplot wasn’t as messy as it is, and I wish they would kind of pick a lane on what the focus is. But at the end of the day I’m just a person on the internet with an opinion so do with this what you will.

-XOXO Elysian Priestess

[theelysianpriestess]

I will have a full review ready to go as soon as I watch the new episode!!!! Please stay tuned and follow for more 🐇

-XOXO Elysian Priestess

[theelysianpriestess]

I think I’ll start to doing reviews of Fionna and Cake on my blog from now on.

-XOXO Elysian Priestess

[theelysianpriestess]

Can we PLEASE talk about how instead of them going to Mars they go to Venus because Mars represents masculine energy while Venus represents feminine energy. This episode is so good, also Fennel>Fern

-XOXO Elysian Priestess

[theelysianpriestess]

Currently keeping up with Fionna and Cake, and I feel like I need to confess…I don’t like Fern/Fennel or any of the grass curse subplot in Adventure Time. I hated it actually.

-XOXO

Elysian Priestess

[shames-gaza01]

Please Help my family 🙏

✅️Vetted by @gazavetters, my number verified on the list is ( #672 )✅️

Shams in Gaza

I am Shams from Gaza, 17 years old, a girl from a family of 7. I was in my first year of high school before the war. I loved my family, my s

I am Shams from Gaza, 17 years old, a girl from a family of 7. I was in my first year of high school before the war. I loved my family, my school, my friends, and life itself. But the war came and took everything I loved away.

The days have passed filled with loss and hunger. We no longer go to school—education has stopped, my school and home were bombed, and now my sister, her four daughters, and I all live in a single room.

We are struggling just to find a bite to eat, to have a roof that protects us from rain, rocket shrapnel, and the smell of gunpowder. Time passed, and I was supposed to take my final exams this year, but the war took away our right to education in every way.

We are facing the worst living conditions—insanely high prices for food, cleaning supplies, and medicine. We are displaced after losing our home. My father was injured while trying to find food; he suffers from a herniated disc in his back.

We are truly in need of help. Life here is almost impossible, and the conditions are extremely harsh. Please help me secure shelter, food, medical care, and at least a livable situation. A little from you can make a big difference.

[naj2023]

🚨 Emergency Call for Help ، A Newborn Baby in Danger Amid War, Desperately Needing the Basics to Survive 💔

I am a mother who has just given birth to my baby girl, Eva Claire, sleeping like an angel in my arms, while my three other little children cling to me inside a tent torn apart by war.

My baby came into this world with no milk, no diapers, no clothes, no bed, no blanket, no electricity, no clean water, no source of power or stove to heat her milk… and not even a safe shelter to protect her from the scorching heat of the day and the freezing nights.

We are in urgent and desperate need of:

🍼 Baby formula & feeding bottle

👶 Diapers & baby clothes

🛏️ A small bed & blanket

💧 Clean drinking water & a safe place

🔥 A small stove & a fan – the tents are unbearable in this heat

🔋 A solar panel & small battery

🏠 Rent for a room or the cost of a tent to shelter us

🥗 Healthy food for me as a mother, since I lost a lot of blood after delivery

🍞 Nutritious food for my little children

💊 Some urgent medicines for the kids

Please… don’t let my newborn spend her first days in life suffering without the bare minimum to survive. Your donation could mean the difference between life and death for her and her brothers. 💔

Donate to Help Najla and Her Children, organized by Claire Hibbeln

Verified by @gazavetters I am Najla, a mother of three young children, the eldest of wh… Claire Hibbeln needs your support for Help Najl

PayPal: @cjhibb

PayPal: @cjhibb

[journalistmotaz]

My name is Moataz, a journalist from Gaza.

My story!

Imarried Huda on June 22nd. I was very happy with her. I photograph humanitarian issues for the world. The war started and we were exposed to a deadly attack that we miraculously survived.

We became homeless, without food or drink. My wife was crying. I set up my tent for the first time after displacement on November 1st. We sought refuge with all the relief organizations, but no one helped me. We are now awaiting the birth of our first child after a long wait. Huda is pregnant... I tried to search for safety by any means, for me, my wife Huda, and our eagerly awaiting son, Malek! 😭

We were surprised by the new displacement and the terrifying sight of the bombing. We lost everything we owned for the second time, we took refuge in Rafah, I tried in every way to provide healthy food for my wife and our expectant child, but we were surprised for the third time by a major attack that made us leave without any food or shelter, Huda is eight months pregnant and we were displaced for the fifth time, this time is the worst, Huda and I stayed for five days sleeping on the burning sand of the sea. We did not taste food for five days, 💔

...

Vetted by "gazavetters 527"

we were forced to sell sweets to save and pay the price of the tent. The date of birth of our first child, Malek, came, while we were preparing our tent to receive him, the place next door was bombed. Huda saw the remains, she lost consciousness, Dr. Ghassan requested an emergency delivery, Malek, our first child, died, I cried bitterly, and she entered a state of blood poisoning. All I want from you is to help me to save my family and Huda and restore my hope in life, from now on you, my family, I want to reach my goal, any donation. Help me save my family, if you can't please I just want to cry💔🥹🙏

Vetted by "gazavetters 527"

Donate here!

Donate to help Motaz and his family survive

Hello, my name is Ash, I'm fundraising for my friend Motaz.  Motaz is a journalist living in Gaza who has frequently been displaced from hom

Media reports I have prepared

https://www.newarab.com/features/gazas-christians-hold-faith-easter-returns-under-siege

https://www.newarab.com/analysis/why-sinwars-death-wont-change-israels-war-strategy-gaza

https://www.newarab.com/analysis/does-israel-have-regional-strategy-beyond-endless-war

[theladydi]

“fuck ice and free palestine!!”

— hannah einbinder's speech at the emmys (2025)

[theelysianpriestess]

The oppressed should not be forced to mourn their oppressor.

-XOXO Elysian Priestess

[unluckycloverboy]

[theelysianpriestess]

20 Things More Important Than The Death of a Nazi

1. Epstein Files

2. Epstein Leaked Emails

3. Nepal Revolution

4. Palestinian Genocide

5. Congolese Genocide

6. Sudanese Genocide

7. The Lynching of Trey Reed

8. Evergreen High School Shooting

9. Boycotting harmful brands

10. Luigi Mangione facing the death penalty

11. DJT ordering removal of slavery exhibits

12. Trans Rights being taken away

13. Gay Rights being taken away

14. Women’s rights being taken away

15. The government trying to start a civil war

16. Rapidly increasing homelessness

17. U.S literacy rates plummeting

18. Ghlaine Maxwell being given preference treatment

19. The rape and death of Ivanna Trump

20. America being on a global human rights watch

-XOXO, Elysian Priestess

[theelysianpriestess]

In times like these, you have to believe in God. How else could someone who advocates so hard against gun control get shot? How else could someone who spews hatred from their vocal cords bleed out from them? It so poetic that surely someone must be planning these things. This is what happens when you spread hate while claiming the lord’s name. He reaped what he sewed 🌬️🤍

P.S as a Christian I can proudly say Heaven does not mourn the death of the wicked

-XOXO Elysian Priestess

Blessed Be 🌬️🤍

[fangyrling]

quick reminder that you're actually not obliged to feel any empathy for someone who would have described your death as 'necessary' if the exact same thing had happened to you

[theelysianpriestess]

Ding Dong the witch is dead!!

-XOXO Elysian Priestess