i'm your dream girl but you're not my type

super secret sideblog of cadillacjohnf1

[pjharvey]

they should invent a sleep schedule. any at all

[emmaharwoods]

ZENDAYA attends the New York premiere of The Odyssey — July 14, 2026

[ararexic]

today i offered nothing. good night everyone!!!

[gromitisms]

if doakes was a white guy doaxter would be the most popular ship in the fandom btw

[grzechny-aniol]

i hate when there's people in public areas

[sour-echinacea]

in some way i have failed every single social interaction i have ever had

[stuckinapril]

(me ever since I was 12) okay I actually need to get it together now

[tomhoppusdelonge]

sorry for the mixed signals I don’t know what I want or what I’m doing mostly

[loontattoo]

being vulnerable and admitting I don't understand a reference

[segamascott]

[ceruleanheaven]

all that and i havent killed myself yet i must really love this stupid fucking life

[yellow-cat]

hey sorry for being so snappish earlier i was in a bad mood. and im still in a bad mood so can you fuck off

[torstherapy]

[shesnake]

“media-literate but with shit taste” the most insane kind of person

[holythefirm]

“God’s favorite little darling” as your bio when you’re 30…. It should be “if the lord lets me see another day”

[salieri-antonio]

@wolfi-amadeus-mozart

[wolfi-amadeus-mozart]

Hm...I may steal that for my own bio

Danke schön, Herr Salieri!

[salieri-antonio]

... my pleasure. Wolfgang.

[holythefirm]

everyday on here it’s like okay well sure

[ceruleanheaven]

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

[childsacrifice]

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts