sorry

sideblog to stop asoiafposting on main. di, she/her professional sansa stark defender, terminally obsessed with team dragonstone.

[theemadmaid]

giving my cersei mii a suit of armour #genderaffirmingcare

[obosssania]

How are we feeling about Aurane Waters/JonCon..

[finitevariety]

why do people say stannis is repressed when he literally took four of davos's fingers at once. like hello?

[finitevariety]

[theemadmaid]

saying stannis is one of my favourite characters lowkey embarrassing cause a solid 80% of his fanbase are the most annoying dudebros you'll ever meet who think he's Cool and Justified and hype moments and aura. and like NO i like him because he's autistic and a horrible repressed homosexual. we are not the same

[knightsickness]

great bastards dashboard simulator

🧺 humblekingslandingwasherwoman

bloodraven’s pussy would taste like this i think

📗 oldtownie

no it wouldn’t

📗 oldtownie

it would taste like toxic shock syndrome

🐚 shierastarred

which should i let hit

bittersteel

bloodraven

Voting ended onFeb 14, 2024

🐎 aegorsonofaegon

baby please call me

🐎 aegorsonofaegon

this isn’t you

🐎 aegorsonofaegon

shiera please

🐚 shierastarred

who did you vote

🛡️ kingsguardimagines

imagine you’re aemon dragonknight’s bastard daughter 🤫 and seduced by the king 🤤 while your father is in the sept 🤭

🌿 brackenheart

you people will be seen to seven willing

👼 sweetestlittlesepta

sickos see a man committed to faith and celibacy and seethe because they know they could never do that. we LOVE you aemon he doesn’t deserve this at all… need a break from this hellsite i’m losing my trust in humanity. if you can slander one of the kindest, bravest knights in westeros’ history, who has never done ANYTHING to you… well i don’t like to be mean but i really think you need to take a step back and seriously examine the kind of person you must be to do that, and how much, deep down, you must truly hate yourself.

🐕 tittysteel

rb if you deep down must truly hate yourself OR if you’re dicking aemon dragonknight’s hypothetical daughter

🌌 sevenheritageposts

faith of the seven heritage post

📗 oldtownie

all this tired otto hightower hate coming back up after jon’s appointment .. just say you hate to see old queens win and go

👑 queenofloveandbooty-deactivated186AC

??

⌛️ citadhell-deactivated186AC

he deleted it lmao

🔥 maegorwithouttits-deactivated186AC

who is mutuals with bloodraven’s fake washerwoman sideblog

🥣 peaseandlove

this post is a graveyard

🐕 tittysteel

🏰 klupdates

king aegon seen stepping out with jeyne lothson, daughter of his previous mistress falena stokeworth

🗡️ whiteknightmare

🗡️ whiteknightmare

happy anniversary of this post HES DEAD

🐚 shierastarred

aemon dragonknight sacrificing himself for his brother cosmic dickriding event. like get some self-respect lol

[paladinadonevoeiro]

modern au has tyrion pushing young griff to create a youtube channel and joncon has a nervous breakdown each time he hears him saying 'don't forget to click the bells'

[jan-jan-binks]

Davos chapters TL DR

[kurzler]

asoiaf fan, beginner: my favorite character is daenerys targaryen

asoiaf fan, advanced: my favorite character is aessholen shitstark, he was mentioned twice in fire and blood and his only contribution is secretly giving aegon ii head during council meetings according to mushroom, he represents how the smallfolk are abused by the royals and he's theorized to actually be jon snow's real mother via time travelling and mpreg

asoiaf fan, enlightened: my favorite character is daenerys targaryen

[goldcrescent]

Iron Islander voice: Theon you [19 syllable dolphin noise slur] I see you came back WOKE and GAY and a WOMAN from us leaving you as a child prisoner to the guy with an 8 foot sword that makes you drag it around to executions in front of his screaming faced tree gods as a daily reminder that he can and will kill you (a child) just like he killed the rest of your family (some of which were also children). Did you have fun polishing his sword? I’ll bet. Did you write this letter yourself? Knowing there’s a one person literacy limit? Should we call you Theon the Reader, you reading fuck? And standing here in a jean jacket you bought yourself, may as well be sucking dick at old navy. You know who’s NOT woke or gay or a woman? Your sister Asha. Why can’t you be less gay and woke and a woman, like Asha? I bet she could run a democratic election because you know what isn’t gay Theon? Democracy

[ladystoneshart]

every complaint I make about yaoi doesn't apply to stavos

[wedandbedmystoat-deactivated202]

Stavos is Problematic and Lady Stones Hart is CANCELLED

Let’s recap, shall we?

1. Age Gap (Davos is older)

2. Grooming - when Stannis was a young hungry kid missing his dead parents, Davos snuck in the backdoor at the middle of the night and offered him food….at a price

3. Imbalance of power - Davos is a dangerous pirate approaching a neurodivergent minor

4. Gay - immoral, abomination in the eyes of the Lord

5. Infidelity - Stannis is MARRIED ffs, won’t someone think of Selyse???

6. Bystander effect/moral failing - Davos just sat there and watched as Davos’ father figure Cressed was killed by a religious zealot

7. Human trafficking- Davos kidnapped Stannis’ nephew and took him to ESSOS (place where children are regularly enslaved)

🤮

I’m sorry to be a puritan and a moral guardian but we have to protect King Stannis from this deviant.

𝐈’𝐦 𝐀𝐱𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐞

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