The wedding vlog with Phichit
Phichit: Wedding vlog!! Come see my best friend marry his childhood crush in the extravaganza of the century! And with me today is my main man Chris!
Chris, sipping martinis at 11am: Iām so proud of Victor for finding a man ready to accept his receding hairline.
Phichit:Ā Let not male pattern baldness stand in the way of true love! Letās go!
Priest:Ā Look, youāre going to have to shorten your vows. Iāve got another wedding at 3.
Victor, holding a five inch thick wad of notes, outraged:Ā This is the abridgedĀ version.
Yakov:Ā Ladies and Gentleman, I give you the grooms!
*Victor and Yuuri walk out of the church arm in arm, beaming.*
Yurio:Ā *aims his flower petals directly at JJās face*
Phichit: Hey handsome, I caught the bouquet! Want to be in my video?
Seung-gil, off camera: Did you specifically ask to sit next to me?
Phichit, whispers: It was fate.
Chris, to Seung-gil: I saw him texting Yuuri.
Phichit, sliding in close to Seung-gil: Fateā¦
Yuuri: Oh my god who installed a pole at my reception??!
Chris, toasting Victor:Ā Youāre welcome.
*Victor, tearing up* * Chris winks at the camera like heās on The Office*
Yuuri: I thought that was a bachelorās night special!
Phichit, handing him champagne:Ā Itās too early to say.
Phichit and Chris: As joint best men for our speech, before we got on to embarrassing university stories, we thought weād talk about the qualities that make Victor and Yuuri such a great couple.
Chris: Now as we can see from this shot, Yuuri is blessed with ampleā¦
Yuuri: I donāt know what else I expected tbh. Victor, more champagne please.
Victor, lovestruck, bewitched, missing Yuuriās glass and pouring it on his lap: Yes darling!
Yuuri: Have you seen Victor? After we cut the cake he was crying and said he had to go thank Jesus or something??
Yurio, coming into the room: ā¦ you guys are not going to believe this.
*cut to outside shot of Victor clinging to the church spire, pants off, waving his cake at the sky*
Victor, screaming: IāM GAY! THANK YOU JESUS!!!
Yurio, yelling: YOUāRE DRUNK.
Victor: Good point. Iām gay AND drunk, THANK YOU JESUS!!!!!!
Yuuri, tears in his eyes: I love him so much.
Phichit: Ok I may have had a little too much and flirted with that fireman.
Chris:Ā You asked him to douse you with his special hose. It was incredible.
Phichit:Ā At least they rescued Victor.
Phichit, crying softly: Donāt forget me on your honeymoon!
Yuuri: Donāt worry, Iāll think of you every time I ask Victor to douse me with his special-
Victor: Iām not sure how to feel about that.
Chris:Ā Well he did just promise you a blow jo-
Victor, blushing, visibly excited, grabbing Yuuri and slamming the car door: WEāRE GOING NOW BYE.
Phichit: So, how was the wedding for you?
Milla: The open bar was great exceptā¦ Yurio got in.
*Yurio runs past on all fours, growling and spitting*
Seung-gil: ā¦ how did this ring get on my finger?
Phichit: Donāt you worry your gorgeous head about it, you lily soft love muffin.Ā
Michele:Ā I think Victor went on his honeymoon pants-lessā¦
Chris: We shouldāve asked the firemen to help cleanā¦
*pan out onto an empty room, tables messy with plates and glasses, streamers everywhere, Yurio is asleep on the ground, there is a small fire in one corner and Victorās pants flutter from the chandelier*
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