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Archival Notice
Hey guys...it’s me.
This is gonna hurt me more to say than it’ll hurt you to hear, so at least there’s that.
After much deliberation, I’ve made the decision to archive this blog. It’s going to be a rough goodbye, because this blog and you all have seen me through some very rough times. But there comes a certain point when you have to admit to yourself that whatever place you once had has expired. And that’s what’s happened here. During season one maybe I was relevant, but now I’m...not.
And that’s no one’s fault. I haven’t been around a whole lot, and I’m not caught up. It’s understandable. I didn’t expect anyone to wait around on me. I’m not angry. It’s just a fact. This blog has little to no foot traffic anymore. Many of my friends have already exited stage left. It’s come time for me to do the same. I can’t log on without finding anon hate, so that’s kind of a good incentive, too. The reason it hurts so much is because it means not only admitting that this chapter of my life has closed, but it also means owning up to the fact that, while I’ll miss this blog...not much of anyone is going to miss me. And that’s not some subtle jab. I’m not throwing shade. I’m not angry at anyone, or trying to prove some point, or crying out for attention. It’s just the way things are. Whether I like it or not, that’s the way things are. Carrying on pretending to be important to this community isn’t going to do anyone any good. It’s just kind of sad at this point, actually...
I really want to throw in Fitz’s “golden boy” quote here, but I feel like it’s a bad time.
This isn’t because I’ve lost my Fitz muse. I’m pretty sure that’s impossible. This dumb character will always be an intrinsic part of me for...obvious reasons. So if anyone would like to continue their threads with me via Skype, please give me a shout. Or, hey, even if any of you just want to chat...let me know. Even if you don’t want to RP. I’d be more than happy to give it to any of you guys. Please, please, please hit me up. Please. I’m going to have plenty of free time now that summer’s rolled around. Also I’m on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, Kik...so...no excuse to be a stranger, yeah? I also have a personal blog.
I will miss you all dearly. This blog has given me some very good friends, including one of the best people I’ve ever had the privilege of knowing. And I wouldn’t trade any of it for the world. I’ll be leaving everything on this blog up for the sake of nostalgia. I could never erase what all has transpired here. We’ve all built some marvelous worlds together, and told some incredible tales, and I have valued every second, just as I have valued every one of you. Please know that I genuinely consider you all to be my friends, and I have had so much fun getting to know you all. I’m so proud of all of you. You each bring something unique to the table. You’ve got wonderful, dynamic, powerful personalities, and have such wonderfully creative minds. I believe with every fiber of my being that you’re all going to go on to do wonderful things.
Please never forget that no matter how hard things get, no matter how much you’re hurting, everything is temporary. Value yourself. Take care. Try to get enough sleep at night (I’m one to talk), eat healthy foods when you can, but remember to treat yo self too. Your mental health is more important than school, work, or anyone else. Your mental health is more important than school, work, or anyone else. Your mental health is more important than school, work, or anyone else. You’re enough. You’re more than enough. Never settle for anyone who treats you like anything else. Be picky with who you let into your life, because you only deserve people who treat you as you want to be treated - with love and respect. Forgive yourself, because you’re human, and you’ll make mistakes. Remember that you’re young. Please, God, remember that you’re young. These are the years that we are supposed to mess up. These are the years that we are supposed to stumble and fall, and learn lessons. No one is perfect at life from the word go. No one is perfect at life ever, actually. So don’t be too hard on yourself. Pick yourself up, brush off your knees, and carry on. Say yes to things, because you can. Take the job. Go on the vacation. Stay up with your friends, talking about nothing because right now you have time, and you have it in spades. Accidentally spend too much money. There will be a time when you can no longer do these things. Do them now. Laugh until you can’t breathe, and your stomach hurts. Cry until you can’t breathe, and your stomach hurts. Don’t be afraid to feel everything. Get excited. Be passionate. A life without feeling isn’t a life being lived to the fullest, so don’t let society convince you that you shouldn’t feel something. Be brave. Be safe. Keep your head up. Travel in groups, and don’t be dumb. Park where it’s well-lit, and as close to the doors as you can. Keep your phone in your hand. Avoid walking by vans. When in doubt, get a police officer or security guard to walk you to your car. They won’t mind, and it’s better safe than sorry. Drive slower in the rain and the snow, even if you’re running late. It’s better to get there late than not at all. Buckle your goddamn seat belt, because it’s actually important. Revel in the little things. Pick flowers. Wear what makes you happy. Dye your hair if you wanna. This is your life. Yours. And you can do whatever the hell you want with it. Stay strong, and never be afraid to ask for help. We’re all still figuring it out. You are never, ever alone. Never. I love you. I believe in you. And I will miss you.
So long, and thanks for all the fish.
All my love as always,
Cate
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“PALESTINIAN GIRL, YOUNGEST DOCTOR IN THE WORLD”
“When someone enrols in the medicine school that one of the longest schooling required profession, by the time they finish school they will be around 30-or at least on their late 20s. But not for this girl; Eqbal Asa’d is a Palestinian Muslim woman that started the Medicine school when she was just 14 years old, ‘myhijab.info’ reports. Asa’d got her Bachelor degree in Medicine with Honors and was set by the Guinness World Records as the youngest doctor in the World, according to the report. She has been signed to go to Ohio, U.S to continue her education even further and become a Pediatrician.” - Source
YOU GUYS SHE IS THE YOUNGEST DOCTOR IN THE WORLD. SHE IS A FEMALE, A MUSLIM AND A MINORITY. AND SHE IS THE YOUNGEST DOCTOR IN THE WORLD.
WHY ARE WE NOT HEARING MORE ABOUT HER?
YES GURL GET IT
so basically vision is a duckling who imprinted on thor
tfw you see another RPer’s interpretation of the same character you play do something your version would never do
lol evelyn just woke up and I never went to sleep oops
engineerleopoldfitz THANK YOU DEAREST. We were pretty jazzed, too.
icantjoininyourshenanigans Look, someone had the reaction you were looking for.
PSH. I have always said you two are practically married! (This is the Tumblr fka leo-simmons, btw. I think you may have missed the URL change…) But oh gosh, that pic made me happy. I know the last while has sucked pretty badly for you, so I’m glad to see something good happen.
I recognized the icon, so I knew it was you, no worries. And I don't mean to get gushy in public, but...yeah, tonight was probably the best night I've had in a long time. She's a gem. You guys have no idea.
engineerleopoldfitz THANK YOU DEAREST. We were pretty jazzed, too. icantjoininyourshenanigans Look, someone had the reaction you were looking for.
guys ev is getting so pissed please like that post pl ease
Hey guys, look what I found at the airport.
my aesthetic is literally finding the even sadder acoustic versions of sad taylor swift songs
Writing Traumatic Injuries References
So, pretty frequently writers screw up when they write about injuries. People are clonked over the head, pass out for hours, and wake up with just a headache… Eragon breaks his wrist and it’s just fine within days… Wounds heal with nary a scar, ever…
I’m aiming to fix that.
Here are over 100 links covering just about every facet of traumatic injuries (physical, psychological, long-term), focusing mainly on burns, concussions, fractures, and lacerations. Now you can beat up your characters properly!
General resources
WebMD
Mayo Clinic first aid
Mayo Clinic diseases
First Aid
PubMed: The source for biomedical literature
Diagrams: Veins (towards heart), arteries (away from heart) bones, nervous system, brain
Burns
General overview: Includes degrees
Burn severity: Including how to estimate body area affected
Burn treatment: 1st, 2nd, and 3rd degrees
Smoke inhalation
Smoke inhalation treatment
Chemical burns
Hot tar burns
Sunburns
Incisions and Lacerations
Essentials of skin laceration repair (including stitching techniques)
When to stitch (Journal article—Doctors apparently usually go by experience on this)
More about when to stitch (Simple guide for moms)
Basic wound treatment
Incision vs. laceration: Most of the time (including in medical literature) they’re used synonymously, but eh.
Types of lacerations: Page has links to some particularly graphic images—beware!
How to stop bleeding: 1, 2, 3
Puncture wounds: Including a bit about what sort of wounds are most likely to become infected
More about puncture wounds
Wound assessment: A huge amount of information, including what the color of the flesh indicates, different kinds of things that ooze from a wound, and so much more.
Home treatment of gunshot wound, also basics More about gunshot wounds, including medical procedures
Tourniquet use: Controversy around it, latest research
Location pain chart: Originally intended for tattoo pain, but pretty accurate for cuts
General note: Deeper=more serious. Elevate wounded limb so that gravity draws blood towards heart. Scalp wounds also bleed a lot but tend to be superficial. If it’s dirty, risk infection. If it hits the digestive system and you don’t die immediately, infection’ll probably kill you. Don’t forget the possibility of tetanus! If a wound is positioned such that movement would cause the wound to gape open (i.e. horizontally across the knee) it’s harder to keep it closed and may take longer for it to heal.
Broken bones
Types of fractures
Setting a broken bone when no doctor is available
Healing time of common fractures
Broken wrists
Broken ankles/feet
Fractured vertebrae: Neck (1, 2), back
Types of casts
Splints
Fracture complications
Broken noses
Broken digits: Fingers and toes
General notes: If it’s a compound fracture (bone poking through) good luck fixing it on your own. If the bone is in multiple pieces, surgery is necessary to fix it—probably can’t reduce (“set”) it from the outside. Older people heal more slowly. It’s possible for bones to “heal” crooked and cause long-term problems and joint pain. Consider damage to nearby nerves, muscle, and blood vessels.
Concussions
General overview
Types of concussions 1, 2
Concussion complications
Mild Brain Injuries: The next step up from most severe type of concussion, Grade 3
Post-concussion syndrome
Second impact syndrome: When a second blow delivered before recovering from the initial concussion has catastrophic effects. Apparently rare.
Recovering from a concussion
Symptoms: Scroll about halfway down the page for the most severe symptoms
Whiplash
General notes: If you pass out, even for a few seconds, it’s serious. If you have multiple concussions over a lifetime, they will be progressively more serious. Symptoms can linger for a long time.
Character reaction:
Shock (general)
Physical shock: 1, 2
Fight-or-flight response: 1, 2
Long-term emotional trauma: 1 (Includes symptoms), 2
First aid for emotional trauma
Treatment (drugs)
WebMD painkiller guide
Treatment (herbs)
1, 2, 3, 4
Miscellany
Snake bites: No, you don’t suck the venom out or apply tourniquettes
Frostbite
Frostbite treatment
Severe frostbite treatment
When frostbite sets in: A handy chart for how long your characters have outside at various temperatures and wind speeds before they get frostbitten
First aid myths: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 Includes the ones about buttering burns and putting snow on frostbite.
Poisons: Why inducing vomiting is a bad idea
Poisonous plants
Dislocations: Symptoms 1, 2; treatment. General notes: Repeated dislocations of same joint may lead to permanent tissue damage and may cause or be symptomatic of weakened ligaments. Docs recommend against trying to reduce (put back) dislocated joint on your own, though information about how to do it is easily found online.
Muscular strains
Joint sprain
Resuscitation after near-drowning: 1, 2
Current CPR practices: We don’t do mouth-to-mouth anymore.
The DSM IV, for all your mental illness needs.
Electrical shock
Human response to electrical shock: Includes handy-dandy voltage chart
Length of contact needed at different voltages to cause injury
Evaluation protocol for electric shock injury
Neurological complications
Electrical and lightning injury
Cardiac complications
Delayed effects and a good general summary
Acquired savant syndrome: Brain injuries (including a lightning strike) triggering development of amazing artistic and other abilities
Please don’t repost! You can find the original document (also created by me) here.
Not technically about Steve, but you know.
this is a fabulous resource for all those who write whumpy fanfiction! (is there another kind??)
“I am 100 percent sure I am 0 percent sure of what to do.”
"Thas'...a' leas' something. Okay. Thas' a star'in' poin'. Good."
Parks and Recreation Sentence Starters
“I will defeat you. I will defeat you right into my pants.”
“This is the hardest I’ve ever worked on anything since…wow—I’ve never worked hard on anything!”
“I’ll wear that red thing when you deserve to see me in that red thing.”
“Earlier, I was licking icing off of my finger and boom, I swallowed my wedding ring.”
“I’ll have a glass of your most expensive red wine mixed with a glass of your cheapest white wine served in a dog bowl. Silly straws all around, please.”
“This comes from your mother’s butt.”
“You sound like a tampon commercial. “
“I once forgot to brush my teeth for five weeks. I didn’t actually sell my last car. I just forgot where I parked it.”
“Hopefully that will help any sensitivity you have around your…boob hats.”
“I’ve been reading up on nipples.”
“You can trust me because I don’t care enough about you to lie.”
“First rule. No conversation lasts longer than 100 total words.”
“I am not a sore loser. It’s just that I prefer to win and when I don’t, I get furious. “
“I’m going to murder you a thousand times!”
“I’ve had the same will since I was 8 years old. Upon my death, I will transfer all of my belongings to the man or animal who has killed me.”
“I’m boreddddd. Let’s go have sex in a tree.”
“One time my refrigerator stopped working and I had no idea what to do! I just moved!”
“I am 100 percent sure I am 0 percent sure of what to do.”
“I want to say something. You are a wonderful person. Our friendship means a lot to me. And you look very beautiful.”
“Wanna funk this junk in the back of my trunk?”
“Honestly, you’d look hot naked.”
“I’m not interested in caring about people.”
“The only thing I will be waving is your decapitated head on a stick in front of your weeping mother!”
“That’s great and everything but unfortunately you should all know that it doesn’t matter because nothing matters because life is pointless.”