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@theetangerine
I'm an anthropomorphic Tangerine with thought just here to share them Ohhhh...... Tangerines are superior to Oranges
Cheating
This is a more serious post.
Here we go
Let’s talk about cheating. In recent times people are perpetuating the act of cheating as ok to do. Now Cheating is not ok nor is it right. As I say this if you are in a toxic/ abusive/ unhealthy relationship and happened to find comfort and peace in a better person but are too afraid to leave I understand. However I am talking about the people who blatantly cheat on their partner and come back to fill their head with delusion and lies, making them think it is ok for them to step out of the relationship constantly. If you and that person have not come to a mutual understanding that you all are in an open or polyamorous relationship then YOU’RE CHEATING. If you have to lie to them about these extra affairs YOU’RE CHEATING, if you have to sneak around and hide YOU’RE CHEATING and if you are being manipulative and deceitful YOU’RE.......................................................................................................... and if I do say............................................................CHEATING.
Now If you have a cheating type of relationship do you boo boo, do you but the problem lies when specific Celebrities, Youtubers and Internet Personalities push the narrative to their audience that cheating is ok while also pushing the idea that All Men Cheat. Now I will be the bearer of bad news all Men don’t cheat and I know SHOCKING. However The stars of the internet should stop pushing these unhealthy relationship values on their audience, because one you have a young audience two you have adults with a weak mindset watching you, three you are telling men it is ok to cheat on their significant other four you are telling women to accept being cheated on, lower your standards and take what you can get. I get that shit happens sometimes but don’t make Cheating a societal norm that we accept without repercussions.
Know your self worth <3
Until Next time My fruits
-TheeTangerine
Proof Read by The Apple
Tangerine being forgetful
I am forgetful. My brain is like a goldfish’s, well I can’t really say like a goldfish cause scientists have proven that theory to be wrong. Apparently goldfish don’t have that short of a memory compare to some other animals. Scientists are always proving conspiracies to be wrong but I am sorry scientists I will forever believe the earth is flat no matter how much evidence there it to prove otherwise. Because you are not making me conform to society. Anyways lets continue with the post on the things I forget.
Here We Go
1.Studying
ಠ~ಠ ಠ~ಠ ಠ~ಠ ಠ~ಠ
I see you have come to defeat me again.
2.Birthdays
No I didn’t forget your birthday I just forgot today is your birthday.
There is a difference.
3.Conversation
Yes I am listening very intently but don’t ask me what you were saying about two minutes ago. Cause this little tangerine has already forgotten.
But the true question here is why are you talking to a tangerine?
4. Teachers talking / Documentaries in class
Me trying to remember everything incase they ask a question.
5.My favourite things
Nope, I don’t remember my favourite food, my favourite movie nor my favourite snack. Cause when I taste or watch something else and love it, I forget about my last favourite and declare the new one my favourite until I encounter my last favourite then that becomes my favourite again. It is a cycle.
Why? Polyamory.
UNTIL NEXT TIME MY FRIUTS -TheeTangerine Proof Read by TheeApple
I don’t want to do these things
Human beings need to do things that is part of the human experience. But these certain things that are incredibly grotesque to do. I just find these things equally grotesque to do. Yes I don’t like to do any of these things on here but as a Tangerine with human traits I have no choice because ............................Society. Anywhose
Here we go
1.Showering
Having a shower is overrated! Why is it overrated, cause to move my hands to lather my skin is truly troublesome and exhausting. Yes I do shower everyday but that doesn’t mean it gets any easier to do. However I rather not live like a Roman or Greek.
So I classify it as a necessary evil.
2.Touching Wet food
I treated this like it is a coercive substance that will burn 666 into my skin if I touch it.
3.Thinking
This requires a brain to do when I find mine I will get back to this.
4.Reading
Tangerine holds up sign and it reads as follows.
F**K READING.
5.Writing
Caribbean teachers be out here wanting students to have All for One level strength in their fingers with the number of essays they give out.
6.Doing a literature review
You want me to read, write and think in one sitting.
I am not a god, I cant produce miracles.
7.Group project
The Lizard people have brainwashed us to believe these exist.
8.Cutting Onions
I just don’t like that onion smell on my hands.
That scent is like radiation.
This shit don’t leave.
9.Doing my hair
Me and hair have a truly toxic relationship.
It kicks my ass everytime I want to do it.
10.Waiting
Patience is virtue and one that was not bestowed on me. I will never comprehend how Big Country folk wait in line for hours. 10 minutes my blood starts to melt my organs.
11.Moving
Moving and me are like a moth to a flame.
One of us got to die and wont be me.
Until next time My Fruits TheeTangerine
Tangerine Vs Foods
I am a very picky eater. I likes what I likes. This list might be triggering to some people and to those people who might be mad. Sir/ Madam you don’t have my tongue so take this list with a gain of salt. Anwaysssssssssssssssssssssss
Here we go
1.Nutella
I don’t get why people like this when there is peanut butter selling.
But people out here thinking fanny packs are a fashion statement.
So to each their own I guess,
2.Sweet milk
Let me be specific the milk that is left back after eating sweet cereal Yeah that
I hate that milk, why?
Cause I can.
B**ch I am my own tangerine.
3.The Jam inside Jam puff
This a jam puff. Just a puff pastry which is filled with jam and yes I hate the essential part of a jam puff. I really just want the pastry. Look, people want to pretend to be anthropomorphic fruits, so I can dislike thee jam in Jam Puff.
4.Milo tea
I am just saying this is the Caribbean rip off version of Swiss Miss that tastes like a horse’s sweaty ass.
5.Marshmallow
Marshmallow only have one purpose and that is
*DRUM ROLL*
To make me Rice Crispy Treats.
6.Oranges
I have one reason not to like oranges.
They have seeds.
7.Pineapple on pizza
This can to go to hell.
8.Pineapple on burger
And this could just f**k off and jump off a MF cliff.
People worried about vaccines and chips getting put into their bodes pineapple has been the real culprit for years.
9.Peanut butter and bread
They are biscuits in the world why would you want to eat peanut butter with anything else other than a biscuit.
That sh*t just dont make sense!
10.Vegetables
If vegetables was a Porn it would Two girls 1 Cup.
11.Fried pork
Alright I had this one time so that special person cant cook.
Right Patricia.
12. Peanuts
Cashew nuts or nothing.
13. Cream of wheat, Ice cream with fruit in it, yogurts with fruit in it.
Those aren't fruits that’s the Illuminati’s way of sending messages to your brain.
14.Fruit loops
These b**ches made me vomit.
So Kellogg’s
15. Frosted flakes
Tony the Tiger about to turn into a rug If I see him.
16.Watermelon
I mean I could just drink water. It is the same thing.
17. Jelly bean
Originally posted by learnforoneself
18.Soup
This might be a country specific thing
But to all my citizen, Bones don’t belong in soup, just buy some damn chicken breast. Boneless Chicken Breast.
19.Brownies with chocolates chip/ chocolate chip cookies
Before all the chocolate lovers come after me with their Cadbury and Snickers in hand ready to shank me.
Imma not comment on this
UNTIL NEXT TIME MY FRIUTS -TheeTangerine Proof Read by TheeApple
Annoying Thing to say to Tangerine.
They are annoying things that people say or do that get underneath others skin from time to time. Lets just say humans are annoying creatures ok and I, TheeTangerine had to deal with annoying questions more than once, for example. People asked me if I am an Orange, do I look like any Orange? You are telling me Oranges and Tangerines look alike You don't go around mistaking Apples and Bananas not all Citrus fruits look alike WE ARE DIFFERENT Tangerine lives Matter. Anyway the things on this list I find incredibly annoying so Please Dont Ask okk
Here wee Goo
1."You have an essay".
I am slashing you tires.
2.“Lightning never strikes the same place twice.”
I dare a MF say this shit to me. Look a whole lightening bolt strike right next to my house while I was in it. I could have been juiced!
3."Alright Tangerine you read next.”
Look here, Shaka Zalu I am dyslexic how do you think reading in class is going to go.
No Comment I thought so.
4.“We need to talk.”
No, hablo Ingles Senroa .
5."Don’t worry it will be fine"
I am very insecure, so no everything will not be fine.
6.“You’re gonna have to figure something out.”
7."Calm down/Relax".
Fine but watch me slam your pinky toe with a door.
8."Your choice of music sucks"
I wish a bi**h would come for my music taste, I would be an arsonist real quick.
Come for Yuri on Ice opening or Attack on Titan latest opening . Watch me kick you off Mt Kilmanjaro.
9. " You have to respect my opinion"
Originally posted by blondebrainpower
I have an apple tree outside, now that we are done stating thee irrelevant.
10." You are getting so tall".
Come here!
Originally posted by boltertokokoro
I stop growing since 18 get your god damn eyes check.
11."Are you sleeping?"
3 things I want to ask.
One, if I am sleeping you’re just trying to wake me up, two, if I was sleeping how the hell would I answer you and three, do you want to die?
12."Stop talking so loud"
Maybe you ears are overly sensitive to sound
Shouts OKAY!
13."Aren't you too old be watching Cartoons"
Aren’t you too old to believe that Reality shows aren't scripted ohhh that is what I thought.
14."I hate History"
On some real jazz, If more people learned history especially their own history then the world would be a better place.
15."You have 5 minutes left/Pens down the exam is over"
Originally posted by jacularmetteld
16."Where is the Caribbean?"
Dummy whatttttt. I don't know my incompetent friend, just it is the archipelago that is located on the Western Side on the world right between North America and South America. Can’t really miss it
A Romance is only A Romance if they are Tropes Pt4
A Tangerine and their ridiculous thoughts on romance tropes continues.
HERE WE GO
1.Oops! Fall in love with the wrong person (which could ruin everything!)
If that person is a secret Power Ranger, mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn you chose the wrong person.
2.Opposites attract
Just like Magnetism.
3.Orphan
This is just depressing and if you wrote this trope, I am straight up questioning your life choices.
4.Overly shy love
Thissssss is soooo cuteeeeeeeee.
5.Parent/childcare worker
This sounds a lil sus.
6.Partners in crime
Nahhhhhhhhhh, a crime is a crime get your a$$ to Rickers Island .
7.Passionate lovers
Let's change the trope shall we. Sex Addicted lovers.
8.Plain jane get the hottie
Alright Mia Thermopolis.
9.Playboy
You know what I have to say to this
10.Politics
This last election was so divided to the point it tore apart some families. So explain to me how Politics can start romance.
I am waiting.
11.Pretending to be married or engaged
Just be in a celebrity relationship that is basically the same.
12.Protector
It is all fun and games until a flying cockroach enters the scene.
13.Redemption
Alright, lets get our straight black hair, brooding attitude and a scar on the face.
Ok ready for my Zuko redemption arc.
14.Rejected as unworthy/ turns life around
Maybe you were thee unworthy one for me ever thought of that.
15.Reluctant sex worker
As a Queen once said
“SASHAY AWAY”
and you will be fine.
16.Removing the rival
Soo like Google taking out Internet Explorer.
17.Rescue romance
Female Lead: Kevin you have to save me according to the author.
Kevin: Why.
Female Lead: Cause you are the love interest and I am the damsel in distress.
Kevin: What?! I want to be damoiseau in distress. How about you save me. EQUALITY SIS.
18.Return to hometown
Why is there always a random hot guy/ gal when the main lead returns homea. I come from a small island, so the concept of a hometown isn't really a thing here. So to my big country folk is there a random hot guy/gal waiting on you when you get back to your hometown. Cause I would like to know if small countries missing out on something.
19.Reunion romance
Only if Jack returned to Rose.
20.Revenge
Tangerine to authors: So they out to hurt or kill their lover and you don’t see why this might be an issue to the general audience
Authors happily shook their head : No
Tangerine: Ummmm.....here is a number to a mental institution, just check yourselves in.
21.Rich man, poor woman/ rich woman, poor man
Gold Diggers!
22.Rivals/ Protagonist vs. Antagonist
Antagonist: I will defeat you, end your existence , smash you like a cigarette underneath my shoe.
Protagonist: Yes Daddy.
23.Road trip romance
“We’re on the highway to hell”
24.Rock star hero
Some of these tropes are just plain stupid especially this one.
What the hell is Rock Star hero. Sounds like their superpower is playing Guitar Hero.
25.Royalty
According to some people being in royalty isn’t that great.
26.Runaway bride/groom
Just run after them.....................duh.
27.Scars from the past
I mean just put on a bandage and walk it off.
28.Second chance at love
I guess if ants and dolphins can have love then, Bob that likes to eat crayons and keeps locks of random people’s hair deserves love also.
29.Second time around
Second Time around what ? the tree? the poodle? the man dancing to Billie Jean down the street? Around what?
Until Next Time My fruits TheeTangerine Proof Read by TheeApple
Where I got my content:https://goteenwriters.com/2015/12/16/145-romance-tropes/
A Romance is only A Romance if they are Tropes Pt3
And my ridiculousness continues
Here we goo:
1.Instant/false sweethearts
These hoes int Loyal.
2.It happened in Vegas
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
What happens in New York stays in New York.
What happens in the bushes stays in the bushes.
3.Jilted bride/groom
Just be a Mr. Big
4.Law enforcement
Officer arrest me I have been a bad bad Tangerine.
5.Long distance relationship
When you are on earth but your partner is fictional character.
6.Long-term lovers
Short term, medium term, extra short term, extra long term, vertical term, horizonal term, diagonal term, just term term.
7.Love at first sight
PSA to all authors, I don't care if your characters fall in love at first sight. They have to talk before they start saying I love you.
PACE YOUR STORY.
8.Love interest has a profession protagonist abhors
I mean if you lover hates that you area BL writer dump their a$$.
9.Love interest reminds of estranged family member
Cousins make dozens.
10.Love potion
Well that is not, love potion it is cu....................................
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
11.Love reforms villain
If only that had worked for Obito, the 4th shinobi ninja war would have never happened.
12.Love triangle
13.Love/hate
I will let Katy Perry do the honours
“Cause you're hot then you're cold You're "Yes" then you're "No" You're in then you're out You're up then you're down You're wrong when it's right It's black and it's white We fight, we break up We kiss, we make up”
14.Lovers in denial/ they’re the last to know
*Hands them a LOVE FOR DUMMIES book.*
15.Mad love
In Beyonce voice .......................Toxic loveeeee.
16.Maid/janitor
When the employer is out the employees will play.
17.Mail-order bride
So.......Married at First Sight.
18.Marriage of convenience
What about a marriage of inconvenience.
19.Men in uniform
Men In Uniform is a trope?
Well that’s dumb
20.Mistaken declaration of love leads to love
MC1: I love you
MC2: ok but the author doesn't want us to declare our love until act 3 scene 2 so make up some bulls@#t and tell me it was a mistake.
21.Mistaken identity
I know beauty is in the eye of the beholder but how do you forget their face it is right in front of you.
22.Noble rescuer steps in, she’s dating Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong squeezes main girl
Mr. Right in his dramatic nice guy voice: He could never treat you the way I would.
23.Nobody thinks it will work
And that kids is what we call a Red Flag. ಠ_ಠ
24. Not good enough for him/her
Tangerine in tears
No no no MC YOU ARE PREFECT.
25.Oblivious to love
Tangerine: No-one can be that dumb
Harem and Shounen protagonists pull up
Tangerine:(ಠل͟ಠ) ...................I stand corrected.
26. Older man, younger woman/ older woman,younger man
You mean Groomer x Groomee
27.On the rocks
Tangerine: You mean a vodka on the rocks, well I want one.
Proof reader whispers to Tangerine: That’s the name of the trope, goddamn it .
Tangerine: *stares*..................................ohh
28.One night stand
*Slips them a condom*
Sex Safe, people.
29.One wants true love/other wants a fling
Mc1: I want sex and only sex
Mc2: I see kidnapping you is the only option left so you can love me.
Mc1: B#tch what?!
Until Next Time My fruits -TheeTangerine Proof read by TheeApple
Where I got my content: https://goteenwriters.com/2015/12/16/145-romance-tropes/
Insects vs Tangerine
I am not a bug person, I seriously do not like insects. I tolerated them because I don't want the earth's ecosystem to perish and this is THEE only reason I don't petition to drop an atomic bomb on the ENTIRE insect kingdom. I am sorry bug lovers but F@#K insects ok. This list is just my personal issues with certain insects and it might be ummmmmmm..............................More emotionally charged. This list is not based in any fact so don't take it as such, HERE WE GOO.
7.Spiders
Now I am not practically afraid of spiders nor do I have a vendetta against them. I mostly consider them a necessary evil cause they keep the prey population in check. However my arachnophobic boyfriend would disagree soooo......
I Wobbuffet spiders into oblivion. Anyways lets continue.
6.Bees
Now I understand the responsibility that bees have to the environment butttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt them b@#ches need to stay out of people’s houses, especially mine. I have nothing around me to pollinate SO WHY ARE YOU HERE IN MY ROOM.
You don't see me exploring your hive so why are you exploring my hive. You don't see me attacking your hive, it was the lady behind my house that killed your brothers, so must you harass me?
Eu Tu Brute?
5.Mosquitoes
Like Spider I real didn't have a vendetta against mosquitoes, ohhhhhhhhhh mannnnnnnn but As of November 2020.
THEE VENDETTA HAS BEEN FORMED.
I see you, mosquitoes.
4.Centipedes
Alright centipedes wake and choose violence. They are like the sociopaths of the insect kingdom. Centipedes mean they must attack you for no other reason beside the fact you are existing in the same air space. Imagine you are just watching a video and this huge centipede is running like Usain Bolt in your direction to stick you with their fangs,ok. That exact thing happened to me, luckily my Spidey Sense tingled so I caught it before it bit me.
3.Rainflies
*Takes deep breathe*
2.Cockroaches
Unlike other insects on this list I am more terrified of cockroaches. I suffer from Katsaridaphobia and this is the phobia of cockroaches. My fear is crippling. I have true trauma for cockroaches.
To all people that have cockroaches as pets
I hate you.ಥ_ಥ
1.Houseflies
THESE A$$HOLES, I despise the mothercluckers they deserve DEATH by Amaterasu. My hatred runs deep for these a$$hole. Words can never describe the pure white anger I have for flies. I receive a sick type of euphoria killing them and watching them suffer as there little life force is being snuff out .
Like this
UNTIL NEXT TIME MY FRIUTS -TheeTangerine
A Romance is only A Romance if they are Trope Part 2
Just a continuation of my ridiculous analysis.
side note: Main Character mean MC
HERE WE GO
1.Childhood marriage promise
You know the problem with this? Kids don't comprehended reality. As a child I thought God turned on a tap, put a strainer under it and that is what causes raindrops. So Yes, let 4year old Tangerine make the bigboy decisions.
2.Cinderella story/wrong side of the tracks
In other words you need a 4 1/2 size foot to find love, Disney promoting dainty a$$ feet since 1950.
3.Classes clash
So........class 1A vs 1B.
4.Clueless love
Just create a Harem.
5.Consanguinity
( ಠل͟ಠ).....................................I am not even going to touch on this one, if you don't know look it up yourself.
6.Crazy love
You watched Future Diary and thought Yuno Gasai was best girl.
7.Cyrano/matchmaker
ಠ_ಠ
Due to Tangerine’s brain malfunctioning, due to the word ‘Cyrano’, although they did research said word, we shall continue to the next point.
8.Damaged lead finds happily ever after
If only love was easy for people with problems.
9.Dark secret keeps them apart
Authors be out here thinking it’s okay to keep life stories from characters. Like if you sniff people's butt for a living that is something you should say up front.
10.Different worlds
"A whole new world A new fantastic point of view No one to tell us "no" Or where to go Or say we're only dreaming"
I am satisfied with myself
11.Disguise
Getting my Mrs. Doubtfire disguise ready.
12.Enemies to lovers
That is why Zatara shippers have to live off of fanfic. Mu ha ha ha ha
KATAANG 4 LIFE!
13.Everyone can see it
Know what is better than one oblivious MC, two oblivious MC's.
14. Fairytale
On the topic of FairyTail, let us talk about Natsu and Lucy not getting together at the end of the original series. Hiro Mashima, we need to talk, everyone else got confirmed but not Nalu. You left us hanging, now go take your Cersei's walk of atonement... Anyways had to get my emotions out about that, now on with our regular scheduled programme.
15.Fake engagement
Just use Youtube fake relationships as inspiration.
16.Fatal attraction
So.......Your lie in April.
17.First love
Nothing like your first love, second, third, fourth or 107th.
Point is, its your love.
18. Fish out of water
I mean If a fish is out of water it will die so don't do that.
19.Fling
Flings are thee strongest relationships out here, just as strong as the Titanic.
20.Forbidden love/Romeo and Juliet
Like thee forbidden love between snacks and my figure.
21.Friends with benefits
And they fall in love. Yes continue pushing this one. We need more people to be taken advantage of.
22.Girl wants bad boy
Or Girl wants Toxicity.
23.Guardian/ward
Int these type of relationships illegal........ummmmmmm you know what lets not think about it.
24.Guy wants cheerleader
What if a cheerleader did this instead
*In best Cher Horowitz voice, “As if” and then yeets the guy anyway*
25.Huge guy, tiny girl/ tiny guy, huge girl
Also huge guy, tiny guy and huge girl, tiny girl.
Hello Shonuen Ai and Shoujo Ai.
26.If I can’t have you, no one will!
Every werewolf, mafia and billionaire story to date and you cannot tell me not.
27.Imaginary love triangle
Kpop fans and their love between their bias and bias wrecker.
28.Impotent love
Just give him Viagra( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
29.Innocent cohabitation
Yes when the two Mcs do everything that couples do besides being an Actual Couple.
UNTIL NEXT TIME MY FRIUT -TheeTangerine
Link to the site I used: https://goteenwriters.com/2015/12/16/145-romance-tropes/
A Romance is only A romance if they’re Tropes
From Romeo & Juliet to Titanic To The Notebook to more modern "classics" like After and The Kissing Booth, the romance genre has been a staple of societal entertainment for generations but the question is what truly makes a romance 'a romance'. Well my fruits, my answer to that intuitive question are Thee Tropes. Today we will explore these tropes and I will be give my ridiculous take on them. This list was proved to me by Jill Wiliamson the link to will be below do please check it ,
And Here We Go
1.Abduction to love
Massimo "Are you lost babygirl?"
2.Accidental pregnancy
Two people having unprotected sex got to love it.
3.Afraid to commit
This is called the Playboy or F@#kboy trope commonly found on Wattpad FanFics made by fangirls with Daddy Issues.
4.All grown up
Like romance gets any easier when you are older.
5.Amnesia
This trope is when the Main Character forgets their simp........oh sh#t........ I mean love interest.
6.Antihero romance
All the Saskue, Bakugo and Levi simps wholeheartedly agree with this trope.
7.Arranged marriage
I mean being forced into a marriage with a person you don't love and people are happy for it just makes a romance reader heart flutter.
8.Athlete
Also call the JockxNerd trope cause movies and books want you to believe that the 6ft tall football player with a 9 pack of abs is going to notice nerdy Sherry in the back.
9.Bait and switch
Authors Catfishing their audience
10.Beauty and the beast
Clears throat "Tale as old as time ,Tune as old as song"
11.Best friend’s sibling
This trope is trash............Yeah I said it. Fight me.
12.Best friends/ friends first
Stop cut the camera...........this trope is god tier. This is a S rank shinobi level trope.
13.Billionaire
Use Fifty Shades of Grey as your template and you’ll be good
14.Blackmail
If this isn't the premise for 365days the movie.
15.Blind date
Good opportunity to get catfished or to catfish someone.
16.Bodyguard crush
This is just co-dependency thee trope.
17.Boss/employee
The trope that makes sexual harassment of an employee a-okay.
18.Boy hates girl
Sooo...Sakura x Sasuke.
19.Boy meets ghoul
Sooo.....Tokyo Ghoul.
20.Boy meets girl
I mean if the boy doesn't meet the girl and the boy starts a romantic relationship with the girl then the boy is a stalker.
21.Break his heart to save him
I told you that I don't love you cause the writer likes to see you suffer. Your sadness brings them joy. They are drinking your tears for breakfast.
22.Brother’s best friend
Fellas I want to you to imagine your bestfriend checking out you little sister. Good
I can understand if you kill him now.
23.Bully turned puppy lover
When you are simping for your abuser.
Yoon bum I see you.
24.Can’t live with them, can’t live without them
I don't care what you call, it will forever be co-dependency.
25.Celebrity loves commoner
The reason why so much BTS, One Direction, Harry Styles, Billie Eilish fanfics exist.
26.Celibate hero
Shows sign to the audience
*CLAP FOR THIS TROPE*
27.Childhood enemies fall in love
If you love this trope you are a SasuNaru or BakuDeku shipper and you even cant deny it.
To all my folks that don't know what I am talking about don't worry your pretty lil non-weeb head about it, just go and watch Naruto or Boku no Hero Academia
*Whispers* you will thank me later.
28. Childhood friends
This trope usually consist of a slow burning romance. So if painfully slow romance makes you want cry blood due to how much of a slow build it is, by all means read it, don't said I didn't warn you.
UNTIL NEXT TIME MY FRUITS -TheeTangerine
Link to the website
https://goteenwriters.com/2015/12/16/145-romance-tropes/
Psychologist Vs TheeTangerine on the topic of love
Love is a thing that is all around. I know a thing or 2 about love I fell in love with a pack of Doritos on site (don’t judge). But some psychologist have concocted a list informing readers of thee 9 signs that tell you when you are in love and of course I had to comment on this list. I am in no way, shape or form disputing these professionals. This is just my ridiculous take on their findings and you can read the article if you so desire the link is below.
Here we go
1. You can’t stop staring at them.
I want you to find a person any random one and stare at them. Then think about your future, your wedding, your children together and how they look like a sparkling diamond shining in the sunlight. Have you done that, mmm.....ok.
Congrats you are psychopath.
2. You abandon your usual activities to be with them.
Soo essentially you are addicted to them.. ok psychologist I can live with that.
If I end up in rehab I'm coming for you.
3. You don’t mind when they do something unattractive.
When they’re out here being manipulative conniving bastards that wanted to prove their thinly veiled dominance, it is just an unattractive quality.
No Need to worry Kenny in about two years she will change.
4. Time flies when you’re together.
No no physiologist that is call time traveling that is something your "fake science" can’t comprehend.
5. They can do no wrong.
Oh yes they can.
Sandal and socks is cause for divorce.
Tangerine: Yes judge I would like compensation from that man. He caused me emotional distress.
Judge: On what grounds.
Tangerine: He wears sandals and socks.
Judge: *nods* Say no more.
6. You feel unusually optimistic
I am a “Glass Half empty” type of tangerine while my partner is the complete opposite to that and we have been together for a while now. Soo take that psychologist I am a deity whose not defined by that dribble you call science.
7. You want to touch and kiss them.
I want to kiss him, touch him, feel him, absorb his essence into my being.
8. You always think about them.
You are correct. Suzie in these streets arching her back for Hector every Tuesday and Saturday but she thinks of George her boyfriend of 2 years everytime. It's the thought that counts.
9. You want them to be happy.
Fine fine you won that one psychologist.
Until next time my fruits -TheeTangerine
Link here to the article:
https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/love-sex/love-signs-relationship-girlfriend-boyfriend-romance-attraction-a9629921.html
https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/love-sex/love-signs-relationship-girlfriend-boyfriend-romance-attraction-a9629921.html
Thee North American School
I am not North American. Yes Yes I am indeed a juicy ,ripe Caribbean Tangerine so there are certain things I wouldn't have experienced being born in a different country. This here is just my commentary on not experiencing these things.
Here we go
1.Lockers
The concept of lockers was something I always envied. Having a safe compartment to put my books in would have been so helpful. The amount of shoulder and back pain I have experienced during my 7 years of secondary school was dire. So, Ms. Markle in the back your back pain has nothing on a 12 year old Tangerine.
2.Prom/ Homecoming
So glad that my country never pushed either of these. As stated before I am a quiet and shy Tangerine, thus my social status at school was not the best, classified as if I were a newly discovered bug needing a category my classification of "nerd” was given, (although my grades weren't that great, it took every cell in my body to keep that 50%-60% average which I think is a C but my boyfriend could sneeze and get 80%-90% so that tells you who was the real nerd). So prom or homecoming would have been a never.
3.Graduation
Graduating high school is big accomplishment for alot people. For my country, graduation is a thing that happens for formality. Let me put this into perspective. There are these monstrosities called CSEC's , they're blood suckers(exams) that most students take around 16. If you don't do them or pass them consider your life practically non-existent to society. For example:
Kenny : Mummy I didn't do my CSEC's.
*Kenny suddenly poofed into dust particles*
So kids don't do drugs.....wait wrong message don't say no to CSEC's.
*CSEC means Caribbean Secondary Examination Certificate*
4.Pep rallies/Sporting events
The enthusiasm that North American students put into promoting, encouraging and attending the sporting events is amazing. I swear pep rallies and sporting events are addictive to some people, and it is truly commendable the effort put in to promote a school team. Guess what I had at morning assembly.
Principal/Mr. Davis" And the next person to put a cockroach in my car will get detention. Oh I almost forgot a cricket match is today.......Alrighty kids. Get to your class".
Mr. Davis I know we had terrible batsmen but couldn't you have promoted the matches any better, sir?
5.The School System
Ok. North Americans why are there so many obstacles to get to college level. There is pre-school, kindergarten, elementary/primary, middle school, high school then college. That is so much systems. The most mind-blowing one to me is middle school, you are meaning to tell me that there is a break period between high school and primary school. There was a way for me to grow as a normal pre-teen without experiencing the horrors of overly hormonal teenagers trying prove their fictional big d@#k energy to world. I missed out Narnia.
6.Campus
North American campuses have so much stuff I mean a lot. Pools, gyms, courts, LOCKERS, cafeterias, courts, football fields. Like when I went on my trip to Canada my cousin's school had an autobody shop. AN AUTOBODY SHOP. What....... whatt.......................whattttttt. Schools here are lucky if they have paved basketball courts. Hell the last school I attended didn't even have pasture. However let's talk about what is the most egregious thing that my country's school system agenda so thoughtfully left out.
School Showers
A letter to school showers
Oh showers how we could have been one. Just if my country had prioritise my nostrils then I would not have to suffer with the hazardous radioactive scents that disintegrated my nasal hairs. We could have been like 2 peas in a pod, a dog and his bone, bees and flowers, weebs and waifus , flies to being a@#holes. Oh what could have been.
That’s all my fruits until next time -TheeTangerine Proof read by TheeApple
What it’s real like being a Dyslexic
Today's post shall be about Dyslexia from "Dyslexia the Gift". Well I didn't know that I was blessed with such an omnipotent power. Thank you Dyslexia the Gift for Awakening my abilities. Anyways this post is just my rebuttal to this list as an Anthropomorphic Tangerine with severe dyslexia. Here we go: General:
1. Appears bright, highly intelligent, and articulate but unable to read, write, or spell at grade level.
Ahhhhh.......... so I am all those big words that I can't spell or pronounce.
BTW who ever came up with the word Dyslexia is a troll cause you knew damn well I can't spell that.
2. Labelled lazy, dumb, careless, immature, “not trying hard enough,” or “behavior problem.”
Hey I am not lazy just because Suzie spends her the night figuring out Algebra questions and I on the other hand will look at her formula, "Copy and Paste" for myself and even then at the end of the day I stilled will have learned it. Einstein did say there are different types of genius.
3.Isn’t “behind enough” or “bad enough” to be helped in the school setting.
Let's just pretend it didn't take me 3 times to read this inorder to understand it. Anywhose.
The school suggested to my parents to take me to get tested. Although I think it was because they wanted justify their discrimination against me.
4. High in IQ, yet may not test well academically; tests well orally, but not written.
Lies. I failed in both.
5.Feels dumb; has poor self-esteem; hides or covers up weaknesses with ingenious compensatory strategies; easily frustrated and emotional about school reading or testing.
*clear throat* In best Beyonce voice "I'm survivor................"
6.Talented in art, drama, music, sports, mechanics, story-telling, sales, business, designing, building, or engineering.
Ohh.......come on I suppose to be talented in these fields why didn't Dyslexia tell me this.
7.Seems to “Zone out” or daydream often; gets lost easily or loses track of time.
They were in the Zone like in Soul
woahh..... that was a bar.
8.Difficulty sustaining attention; seems “hyper” or “daydreamer.”
As I type this I peer out through the window wondering if clouds really are made of precipitation or that is what the Illuminati wants you to think.
9. Learns best through hands-on experience, demonstrations, experimentation, observation, and visual aids.
Crash Course history is my religion.
Vision, Reading, and Spelling:
10.Complains of dizziness, headaches or stomach aches while reading.
Starts going in the 4th dimension if I pick up a book.
11.Confused by letters, numbers, words, sequences, or verbal explanations.
Algebra is not for dyslexics. You mix letters and numbers together. Mathematicians were not thinking of dyslexics when Algebra was created.
12. Reading or writing shows repetitions, additions, transpositions, omissions, substitutions, and reversals in letters, numbers and/or words.
Yes Yes . Truly feal for all of of my teacher who read my essays.
13.Complains of feeling or seeing non-existent movement while reading, writing, or copying.
I am Percy Jackson so I am a god.
14.Seems to have difficulty with vision, yet eye exams don’t reveal a problem.
I actually had glasses.
15.Extremely keen sighted and observant, or lacks depth perception and peripheral vision.
Yet another sentence I can't understand. Hold up let me go and look up “depth perception” so I can understand this sentence, real quick.........................This is true.
16.Reads and rereads with little comprehension.
Reading number fifteen (15) proves this.
17.Spells phonetically and inconsistently.
Hooked on Phonics told me otherwise.
Hearing and Speech:
18.Has extended hearing; hears things not said or apparent to others; easily distracted by sounds.
Being an only child while being home alone this ability doesn't have any benefits.
19.Difficulty putting thoughts into words; speaks in halting phrases; leaves sentences incomplete; stutters under stress; mispronounces long words, or transposes phrases, words, and syllables when speaking.
I feel called out.
Writing and Motor Skills:
20.Trouble with writing or copying; pencil grip is unusual; handwriting varies or is illegible.
I may have changed my writing style multiple times. Some legible, some not.
21.Clumsy, uncoordinated, poor at ball or team sports; difficulties with fine and/or gross motor skills and tasks; prone to motion-sickness.
But if I am supposed to be talented at sports in the afro-mention point why can't I catch a ball.
Dyslexia being confused since 1877.
22.Can be ambidextrous, and often confuses left/right, over/under.
Yip...A 20 something that doesn't know their left from their right.
Math and Time Management:
23.Has difficulty telling time, managing time, learning sequenced information or tasks, or being on time.
Well if I can't tell time I can't manage my time thus I don't have enough time to do tasks so that is why I am never on time.
24.Computing math shows dependence on finger counting and other tricks; knows answers, but can’t do it on paper.
Only if Math exam were oral I would have accolades in Math.
25.Can count, but has difficulty counting objects and dealing with money.
Y'all I have nightmares about being a cashier.
26.Can do arithmetic, but fails word problems; cannot grasp algebra or higher math.
As I said before Algebra not, for dyslexics.
Memory and Cognition:
27:Excellent long-term memory for experiences, locations, and faces.
I wish could forget about that time I fell down in front the entire school. And yes this is not an exaggeration. The ENTIRE school saw this.
28.Poor memory for sequences, facts and information that has not been experienced.
Subjects dyslexics shouldn't do:
Science: too many big words you can't spell.
History or Literature: reading is detrimental to your health.
Math: A-L-G-E-B-R-A
29.Thinks primarily with images and feeling, not sounds or words (little internal dialogue).
Sad truth I wear my heart on my sleeves. It's fricking annoying cause I want to be mad in peace without anyone knowing Goddamn it .
Behavior, Health, Development, and Personality:
30.Extremely disorderly or compulsively orderly.
I am Death the Kid.
(If you don't get that reference you are uncultured)
31.Can be class clown, trouble-maker, or too quiet.
Like I was disliked in school for being too quiet. You would think that it was students oh no no no Patricia it was teachers.
Sorry Mrs. Emily for not giving you grey hairs, so you have the opportunity to go home to your loving husband to complain about how much you hate your job and kids. While you thinking about your affair with the young nextdoor neighbour, who you would end up marrying only to then leave them for a hot 20 yea.............................Ummmm that got a bit personal there lets continue shall we
32.Had unusually early or late developmental stages (talking, crawling, walking, tying shoes).
It took a while to learn how to tie my laces.
33.Prone to ear infections; sensitive to foods, additives, and chemical products.
So wait not only did Dyslexia inhibit my ability to read, comprehend and to tell my right from my left to function normally in society but it caused my ear infections too. That is it I'm done
Moving to Siberia.
34.Can be an extra deep or light sleeper; bedwetting beyond appropriate age.
I was a very well trained tangerine.
35.Unusually high or low tolerance for pain.
Everytime I stub my pinky toes it feels like an aeroplane wheel rolled over it.
36.Strong sense of justice; emotionally sensitive; strives for perfection.
Facts!
37.Mistakes and symptoms increase dramatically with confusion, time pressure, emotional stress, or poor health.
2 second Rant
Examiners don't think of dyslexic people, even with extra time. The sheer amount of times it takes just to understand the question then to answer with the best possible Grammar is straight cruelty.
You automatically want me to fail and not finish don't you.
You Demon.
Mini sidestory:
While writing this I asked my significant other to spell "Exaggerate", dude looked at me and told me to sound it out. Past me knew he was going to say this and I did sound it out before he asked me to sound it out. I told him that I did and that I don't know what letter comes after "Ex", he was like babe sound it out..................................
Tangerine internal thoughts: (Exsqueeze me) Every time try that a ""H" is coming up in my head. I thought this through ya know.
In conclusion I sound it out to my phone.
To anyone who don't understand Dyslexia fully I do suggest researching.
My commentary is completely subjective but if you relate that is good :)
That's all my Fruits until next time
- TheeTangerine
Proof read by TheeApple<3
https://www.dyslexia.com/about-dyslexia/signs-of-dyslexia/test-for-dyslexia-37-signs/
Thought of An Only Child
Well Buzzfeed did an article “ 28 truths All Only Children Know To Be True” and thus this post just a rebuttal such a list. From the Onliest only child TheeTangerine
1. Sharing might not be your strongest quality.
Tell that to my mother who sometimes eats my snacks, takes my lotions and sometimes drinks my Ensures, that she claims to has in too much sugar thus ultimately making unhealthy. So truly I have no room to be selfish.
2. People with siblings will never understand your struggles
Playing with plastics tea sets while pretending that my non-existent sibling that will never be born is playing with me.
They will never understand that real struggle.
3. And you'll never understand the complexities of sibling rivalries.
Sibling cat fights are truly entertaining to listen to.
4. Every dad joke is reserved for you.
I can't understand jokes most of the time.
5. Pets are the only siblings you'll ever know...
I wanted a dog, never got it, I wanted a bunny , never got it , I wanted a hamster, I have never gotten it but the fish I did get was truly interactive.
6. ...and you're happy to embrace it.
Yip, until my mother accidently killed it.
7. You've experienced this awkward feeling more than once.
I’m naturally awkward, sooo nothing new.
8. As a kid, you were always around adults.
Best part about this was adults forgot about your existence and then they say dirty things and then you giggle and you feel like a hero cause you heard something naughty.
9. Now, most of your friends are older than you.
Nope, that generational gap is truly deadly. The adults in my life do not have a comprehension of the world beyond Facebook, Intsagram nor Whatsapp.
10. You find friends wherever you can.
I am a shy, quiet tangerine that sweats rivers at the thought of talking to someone new.
11. Everyone assumes you're spoiled.
You can tell I am not wealthy so if you assumed that, you are on another level of idiocy.
12. But you actually have to do all the work.
My parents paid me in love. Love cannot buy a pack of Cheetos but you take what you can get. I guess.
13. Sure, you can be a little selfish at times.
Like every human on the planet, next..
14. And Christmas morning is all about you.
You are so right... it was, when I was 12, but now the house looking like Mrs. Claus and the elves vomit sparkles and candy canes everywhere is more important to my mother.
15. But it can get lonely.
As I’m here looking at my Wii with one controller with a Mario Party game.
16. You have an active imagination.
I was in the Last Airbender World for half of my life.
17. You learned early on not to ask for board games.
I wished I knew this, the amount of board games I had was ungodly.
18. You probably asked this question every summer. "Can I bring a friend on vacation?”
My first trip was at 16, alone, by myself, like the only child I was.
19. Your parents have two extreme sides.( They babied you or left you to fend for yourself)
OH no no no, Buzzfeed, that doesn’t even begin to cover it. Try my whole family, LIKE everyone. I am the baby and will forever be the baby and I’m over 20 years ripe, ok.
20. National Sibling Day can be tough.
I had three of the best siblings. Me, Myself and I.
21. ...but you make the best of it.
Three of us celebrate every year. Haven't missed a year yet.
22. All the pressure is on you.
I have to plan out my future to financially and emotionally support my mother, aunts and uncles. Whom fed, clothed and bought me essential items. And they decided to not have any kids. So guess who has to help them when they’re old and retired. The onlinest only tangerine you ever did see.
Absolutely... no pressure.
23. You like your alone time...
I appreciate it when I need it.
24. ...but you love making new friends.
I love my friends they are truly awesome.
25. You are constantly saddened by this fact that you will never be an aunt or uncle and your kid will never have an aunt or uncle.
If my bestfriend doesn't name me auntie/uncle .
I will choose violence.
26. Sometimes you wish you had a sibling...
The amount of times I broke something and wish there was someone the too take the blame. #ifMyherowasreal
27. ...but the perks are WORTH IT.
The perks of getting in trouble for it.
28. Ultimately, you're happy living the only child life.
I love being an only child.
This is just my two cents on being an only child
Until next time my fruits -TheeTangerine
The Buzzfeed article
https://www.buzzfeed.com/jamiejirak1/posts-about-being-an-only-child-that-are-relatable-af