[blanq]

tumblr glitched and now there’s just a guy in the void

[daughter-of-prospero]

Wile E. Coyote, two milliseconds before he lights a match only to reveal he's surrounded by flammable traps he himself has set and the whole website explodes

[sloppjockey]

self portraits. gouache and oil paintings from over the years.

[sparklebog]

Didn't realize they made emergency thermal blankets for babies

[sparklebog]

It's scary to think about babies in an emergency but I guess it's a crazy world out there

Emergency baby

[fuckblast]

[Francisco de Goya]

[dijkin]

[vibratome]

(trying to give relationship advice) from a narrative perspective i think both of you dying together would be the most emotionally satisfying resolution but i’m guessing that’s not what you want to hear

[flopptropica]

[thefakerain]

Timber the big golden doodle!

[valtsv]

*stepping over my own corpse* sorry about that. it's nice to meet you. yeah don't worry about it, it'll despawn in a few minutes.

[thefakerain]

[unsettlingstories]

Machine Learning

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[thefakerain]

In my black cat era 🐈‍⬛

[jay-wasstuff]

venom is so cutee when hes worried aww ~

[thefakerain]

NYC in July. Rhode Island in August.

[thefakerain]

Peep my son vibing in the background.

[thefakerain]

I'm only writing this once to make it clear for anyone who comes across my posts: I am not an NFSW blog, will never post or send any nude pictures of myself, and have zero interest in seeing your dick. That's the least interesting and most mundane part of someone. Now if you want to share your artwork, talk about a subject you're passionate about, or have a normal conversation I'm all for that!

[thefakerain]

Found this sweater with skiers on it and could not be happier.

[thefakerain]

[thefakerain]