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All Time Low's Last Young Renegade is actually kind of a good album. The only reason why you wouldn't like it would be that you want them to make "Don't Panic" for the rest of their careers.
Top 10 Songs I Wish Were Talked About More - Part 2
And weâre back. Ready for round 2? If you missed part 1, itâs right below this on the blog, which is here. Otherwise, I hope that these picks take you on a bit of a journey, because they are much more serious than the previous ones. Which means that if you wanted light and fluffy stuff, then you will be disappointment itself once youâre through here.
With that said, the following songs need more exposure than they get, so I want to fix that. As much as an unknown on the internet can, anyway. If that makes you curious, then dive on in. Youâre welcome, here.
5. Anathema - Lightning Song
This entry may as well be "Why don't more people talk about Anathema?" because this band is just great. I mean, I understand the lack of popularity in their early days, because they played doom metal, and that was about as fun as it sounded - no offence to doom metal fans. But you do know what I mean. Fun = popular, and doom metal is many things, but fun isn't one of them. These days, though, they make some damn good proggy, alternative rock and their last two albums - Weather Systems and Distant Satellites - are some of my favourite pieces of music in the last few years.Â
A pity that they swim outside of our SONAR, then, because Weather Systems boasts a really great song that could have made it to the radio. Well, I think so. "Lightning song" is not the most complex of Anathema's songs by far, but it is as listenable as the babble of a brook. It is driven by twinkling acoustic guitars and the angelic vocals of Lee Douglas, (who, for the record, could sing the constitution of the EU and still sound like the bride of Christ) which is a combination so harmonious and soothing that I think I just drooled a little. It then builds itself up gradually until the entire band enters the fray in an extended climax that has drummer - and brother to Lee - John Douglas pelting his crash cymbal in a such a way that it actually mimics the frantic flashing of lightning, adding an extra layer of synchronicity with its title and theme that few bands ever reach for. The lyrics also do their job, describing the brief moment of awe as one stands in a thunderstorm and absorbs its primal beauty. Rather rare and fresh subject matter for a song, really.
Maybe I'm over-selling this one. Maybe it isn't what I think it is. I can't help but feel, though, that this song is beautiful and something special. I hope you will agree.
4. Collapse Under the Empire - A Riot of Emotion
Collapse Under the Empire is a German post rock band predominantly known for their complex composition and detailed layering of synths, so naturally, my favourite song of theirs is a straightforward rock track with the band's usual strengths downscaled.
It makes sense in my head, I swear.
This song, however, is a true beauty. "A Riot of Emotion" is exactly what it says on the tin. It's a song that stirs together joy, melancholy, exhilaration and serenity in a pot made of looped drums and soothing synths which, out of nowhere, explodes to life about halfway through, with the electric guitars roaring into the mix triumphantly and ending their run with a riff that - I kid you not - is what it would sound like if Blink 182 went pure post rock. Try it if you donât believe me This song does not get enough attention. It needs more ears to appreciate it. End of story.
Why yes, I do like slow-build songs. How could you tell?
3. God Is An Astronaut - Post Mortem
Now for the song that started this list. For those who don't know, God Is An Astronaut - yes, you are reading that name for real and no, you are not high - are a post rock band with an ear for generating intricacy from simplicity and crafting immaculate melodies, and it earns them a fiercely loyal fanbase.
GIAA's self-titled album upped the tempo from their usual schtick, however, and the first real moment that we really tasted this was the opening of "Post Mortem", a rolling, thunderous cacophony of toms and crash cymbals that kicks down into a tight and bright rhythm that has a groove that's so effortless that it's a challenge not to be swaying to its beat.
That's not the best part, however. The best part is that the song is almost written backwards in a way. As the song progresses, it slows itself down bit by bit, rather than building itself up like most songs do. This culminates in an eerie, but beautiful denoument in which the song fades out with nothing but a resonant, haunting bit of synth. Picture the musical equivalent of drifting off into space, and you'll have some idea of it. To get the most out of it, though, you'll want to listen to it with the perspective one of my good friends has of it: The song is about a life cycle, beginning with kicking, thrashing and screaming, and mellowing out over the course of its existence until, eventually, you go gentle into that good night, and rest forever. If that isn't beautiful, I don't know what is.
2. Maybeshewill - Red Paper Lanterns
These top two entries are now officially my best foot forward in terms of my musical taste. Between this and number one, I could not possibly tell you which is my favourite song of all time, but I donât have to. I just want you to hear these songs.
Red Paper Lanterns is a thing of immaculate beauty. Maybeshewill is one of the few rock bands which can use a piano correctly, and the way they do it in this song is nothing short of magnificent. This is pure concentrated melody and harmony, and it switches ably between huge, sweeping movements and the tiniest, most intimate of strains, delicate as cherry blossoms. If you would like to hear what being in love sounds like, then this probably gets close. Nothing else I know of captures the euphoria and warmth of being close to someone else. Nowhere else have I ever heard such gorgeously dainty sounds come out of a guitar. When the song gets huge, it gets MASSIVE. Not in a heavy way, but in the sense that the guitars start swirling and whirling around the piano, and the crash cymbal starts smashing itself in a visceral but expertly-controlled fashion. When this song climaxes, you stop. You listen.
Red Paper Lanterns is the best instrumental rock song youâve never heard. It needs to reach all the ears ever, even if it's just so they can say that they personally aren't into it. If you listen to nothing else on this list, make it this one.
Or the next entry. Bugger me, I dunno.
1. Jimmy Eat World - 23
1. Here I am, breaking the most cardinal of top 10 music list rules: One entry per artist. Do I feel bad? Nope. Not at all. That's it. That's all I wanted to say.
I said there were two entries from the same band on this list and I meant it. Jimmy Eat World deserve it, as far as I'm concerned. Futures is flat-out my favourite record ever, and the final song of the record is the song which competes constantly with Red Paper Lanterns for top of the pops in my library: "23".
It's an anthem about making mistakes and wasting opportunities that has come to define everything that makes this band so special to me. It is the band's un-toppable zenith. The ultimate closing track. Every second of its sweeping, melancholic 7 minutes is pretty much perfection to me. The lyrics about regret and coming to terms with your choices are sharp and bittersweet. Jim Adkins' ambling lead guitar is measured, but deceptively intricate. Tom Linton's rhythm guitar and backup vocals blend with the background strings and fill all the sonic spaces on the outer edges of the mix. Bassist Rick Burch does what he always does, picking the most appropriate way to complement what everyone else is doing, adding a resonance that you don't always pay attention to, but is noticeable by its absence every time. Then of course, there's Zach Lind, one of my top five favourite drummers, holding the rhythm of the song together in a way that's perfect for what the song needs. He's no slouch behind his kit, but he knows what many drummers don't - sometimes it's essential to step back and keep everyone else on pace.
When it all comes together, tied in a neat little bow by Adkins' affecting, whispy, exceptionally emotive vocals and the killer, slow-tempo guitar solo at the end, this song becomes a masterpiece. This is Jimmy Eat World's "Stairway to Heaven", their "Bohemian Rhapsody", their "Dark Side of the Moon". Sure, it may not even be in the same parking lot as those songs on a technical level, but it represents for this band what those songs represent for theirs: What they can do when they shrug off the creative restraints and unleash their hidden potential. Jimmy Eat World did that here, and it won't get any better than this for them.
Maybe this will be an underwhelming pick for you. Maybe I'm too attached, and this is only middle of the road. I'll concede that if I must, but I don't think I'm wrong in believing that this song is something special, and I believe it deserves top billing on this list because all anyone says when you bring up this band is how âgreatâ âBleed Americanâ is, and approximately zero people ever acknowledge anything else in this bandâs discography unless they are devoted fans. I want that to change, and thatâs why I put this song on this list.
Thatâs why I put all of these songs here. Because even if the only person talking about them in the world is a pokey little music critic with a dozen followers, itâd still be one more than there was before.
I leave you with this song where it belongs: at the end. Have a great day.
10 Songs that I wish were talked about more - Part 1
Hello. Why yes, it has been a while. Full-time work will do that to a man. Unfortunately, it looks like my schedule is going to remain horrifically inconsistent for the foreseeable future, as teachingâs erratic work schedule means I cannot guarantee my time. I have noticed, though, that the twelve of you who follow me have not ditched. Thank you a million times for that. As a peace-offering, I have decided to put together something light and fluffy, and it doesnât get lighter and fluffier than a listicle. Thus, we are here.
A few provisos and quid pro quos:
1. I am going to state upfront that I have used two entries for one band on this list. Yes, it bothers some people, but they are my absolute favourite band and one song would not cut it.
2. It is entirely rock music. If fans of any other genre were getting hopeful, then I apologise, but I cannot satisfy you today.
Other than that, enjoy it. I love these songs and wanted to give them their due. Please comment entries you would love to have on here.
10. If These Trees Could Talk - Barren Lands of the Modern Dinosaur
If These Trees Could Talk are a band that really somehow should be much more respected in the post rock sphere than they are. Their latest album, âThe Bones of a Dying Worldâ, is a thunderous post metal colossus that impresses so much with its immense climaxes and stunningly beautiful interludes that it is almost required listening for those who want to know what metal would be like without the hit or miss vocals.
The album prior to that, however, features one of my absolute favourite post rock tracks: Barren Lands of the Modern Dinosaur. What begins as a soothing drifter of a song with delicate melodic lead guitars and a lumbering, deliberate bass-line slowly builds itself over the course of about 2 to 3 minutes before letting its guitars and drums growl with all the menace of the terrible lizards themselves. This song is a fantastically constructed piece of music. Why this song is not spoken about in post rock circles, I will never know, but I want to carry its banner for as long as I can. Find this on iTunes, buy it from the bandâs website, stream it below, just do something to hear it. Itâs worth every second.
P.S. This song has such a clever title. Seriously. It looks like gibberish at first, but if you think about it, it makes a heck of a lot of sense. What were the Dinosaurs? The dominant species which ruled the earth in their time. What happened to them? They became extinct. So that would mean that the âmodern dinosaurâ is the whatever rules the earth now as the dominant species. It also means that the âmodern dinosaurâ will one day be extinct. Think about it. Not so dumb, now, is it?
9. Brand New - Jesus Christ
I have never really been much of a fan of Brand New. I can respect their viciously raw, earnest approach for what it is, but my ears just cannot handle the wall of sound that they are so known for. This song is the one exception to this. Holy damn-diddly-skritt, this song is a doggone masterpiece. Iâve spoken in a previous review about how this songâs atmosphere is so soothing and serene that it transports me to a pastoral orchard in the mountains, and that perception hasnât changed.
Every time this song comes on, I can smell the early-morning mist trickling down through the trees, and I can hear the leaves whisper in a light breath of wind. It is staggeringly beautiful in how well it handles its melody, but that isnât the only part of the song that works. The lyrics are incredible, mapping out a manâs existential fears as he holds a one-way conversation with the titular son of God. He debates his misgivings with Christian doctrine, but ultimately admits how flawed of a person he is, and resigns himself to whatever fate comes of being himself in one of the most emotionally resonant pieces of writing I have ever heard in rock music. To cap it all off, it has one of the best closing lines in rock history. Find this song. Listen to it when youâre in a pensieve mood, and you may find yourself drifting off to that orchard, too.
8. Blink 182 - Rollercoaster
Blink-182 are still one of my favourite bands. I have such a weakness for their brand of catchy pop-punk that I should probably be on chronic medication for it. Even if you donât know about them, youâve probably heard âAll the Small Thingsâ enough times to want to drive a nail-gun through your skull, but there is so much more to this band than that song. The rest of Enema of the State (the unfortunate name of the album that All the Small Things comes from) is a fun, cheeky, if a little crass romp through a teenagerâs world; The self-titled record is a masterclass in hard-edged pop-punk viscera; Neighborhoods is a highly underrated exploration of melancholy, and Take Off Your Pants and Jacket is a riot of stellar hooks and cheekiness. If you found that monster hit single to be a grating mess of a thing, then there is something in the bandâs discography that should offer you a panacea.
It is off of Take of Your Pants that this entry comes. Youâve no doubt heard of âFirst Dateâ or âStay Together for the Kidsâ, and Iâve heard many people say that âReckless Abandonâ is their favourite off of the album, but why in godâs name does nobody talk about âRollercoasterâ? This song is so infectious that if it were a baseball, everyone would catch it. It is made of one of the most joyous hooks Blink ever crafted and the lyrics do an infinitely superior job to âFirst Dateâ of capturing the awkwardness of teenage romance. Where âFirst Dateâ was all about the goofiness of not knowing what to do on a date, âRollercoasterâ is about the nightmare of feelings that happens before you even pick up the phone, something that relates to most any teen out there. And even if the bandâs use of the metaphor of âlove is a rollercoasterâ is a bit on the stale side of cliche, when Tom de Longe lays down that riff, you wonât care, because youâll be having too much fun.
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7. Paramore - Careful
Paramoreâs Brand New Eyes is a good album. To be more specific, a good album with a great song. If your immediate response was, âHell yeah, âIgnoranceâ is my jam,â then you and I are going to be exchanging words. Not that I have anything in particular against that song. It deserved to be the hit that it was. It is not, however, the band firing on all cylinders.
The song where that IS the case would be âCarefulâ. Iâd go as far as to say that after âCarefulâ explodes Brand New Eyes into life, the album never really recaptures that level of hard-edged pop-punk glory, and for that reason, Iâve always had an issue listening to the album all the way through. If youâre looking for something to pump your blood on a slow day, then look no further than Josh Faroâs shrieking lead riff and brother Zachâs pelting drums for your thrills. Hayley Williams delivers the goods on vocals as per usual, and Bassist Jeremy Davis keeps pace with everyone else brilliantly, providing an under-appreciated layer of complexity underneath all the flash of the rest of the band. Take a listen to this song if you want to know why people go gaga over this band.
6. Jimmy Eat World - Clarity
I couldnât go for too long without my favourite band making it on here. Jimmy Eat World at one point were inescapable during the early 2000s, when Bleed American was on every radio and in every teen movie. An entire generation lived their lives forever haunted by the phrase, âHey! Donât write yourself off yetâ, but the tragedy of that album is that itâs the one everybody knows despite it not being remotely close to the bandâs best work (fight me on that if you want). That title goes to the bandâs magnum opus, âClarityâ.
Now heralded as one of the greatest albumâs of the 90s, âClarityâ was a disappointment to fans and the record label initially, and was over-shadowed by its successorâs monstrous popularity. If you find the time to listen to it, however, youâll be greeted by an absolutely breath-taking meld of alt-rock and punk, with some of the most ambitious production of any album to date. Each and every song on the album is an example of the bandâs excellent and diverse song-writing skills, but itâs the title track thatâs going to get my vote today. âClarityâ is an explosive and potent piece of pop-punk that pushes lead vocalist Jim Adkins to his absolute limit. The energy of the song constantly ratchets up all the way through until the final minute, in which Adkins unleashes the best vocal moment of his career, holding a terrific note for nearly ten seconds straight⌠twice in a row, all the while landing a simple but killer solo that swirls around him in a spectacular musical moment. Give this album a shake, but if you only want one song to sample, this is it. Or âFor Me This Is Heavenâ. Or âLucky Denver Mint.â Or âJust Watch the Fireworksâ. Any of those, really. The albumâs great. Listen to it.
So ends part one. If these tickled your fancy, stick around for when part two arrives in the next couple of days.
Angels and Airwaves Month(s)- The Dreamwalker Review
The Dreamwalker
"Oh boy, here he goes again."
"How much do you wanna bet the critic section is gonna be twice as big, this time?"
"You know, he complains way too much about this band. I wish he would lighten up. It's not so bad."
Relax.
It's good.
And it's about time, too. I have been suffering through this discography for far too long without having something to defend unequivocally. That was the original point of this series, if you remember - to give everything a fair look instead of embarking on tirades of rage-induced vitriol every month. It certainly hasn't felt like I have been given much option, though.
That is, until now. Thank goodness. Or god. Or Muhammad (peace be upon him). Or Yahweh. Or providence. Or whatever cosmic force it was which finally brought Tom De Longe to the realisation that perhaps the "Love" project was spent and that it was time to move on. We can never repay you.
In all seriousness, though, I think it can all be traced back to  the fact that De Longe was pretty much the only member of the band left standing following the previous album-about-which-we-do-not-speak. I am quite certain that, by that point, they were all exhausted beyond measure from labouring under an increasingly barren creative force. It was time. And it may be the best thing that ever happened, because a magical man stepped in.
His name is Ilan Rubin, and he has worked with a number of famous bands, some of which include Lostprophets (unfortunate in the wake of certain circumstances, I know), Nine Inch Nails, The New Regime, and even Paramore, would you believe. In most of these cases, he was limited to the drums, but once in the AvA fold, he was given the chance to play everything except lead guitar. A tall order which could have proven too daunting for some, but Rubin aced it. His drumming is much more loose than Willardâs, but it works incredibly well in setting a really good flow for everything else to be laid upon. More than that, he brings many new ideas to the band, and for once De Longe has been coaxed into playing around with song structure a little bit more and using sounds that he never did before. Rubin is great honking glob of fresh air spat into De Longeâs face, and his contributions have not only made this album good, but forced De Longe to elevate himself. That is something I had been waiting for for a long time by 2014.
The new project was yet another multimedia affair, with an album, a novel and an animated film all sharing the same creative universe. This time, however, the idea was much, much better. The Dreamwalker is a story about a boy named Poet Anderson who learns to control his dreams (known as "lucid dreaming") and must face an evil monster which threatens him in his sleep. All told, a much more creatively fertile patch of ground to pull ideas from than the vague and preachy LOVE.
When you put everything together - The new member, the new perspective, the new ideas and the new project - there was bound to be a surge of creativity and a rise in quality, and therefore we have The Dreamwalker, the best Angels and Airwaves album to date.
The Critic
We'll start with the bad first, to get that out of the way quickly - and this time I do mean quickly. The negative side of this review is going to be positively anaemic.
To begin, it would not be an Angels and Airwaves record without the usual problems. I have spent so much time and energy complaining about the perennial shortcomings of this band that I'm loathe to go through all of it again. Read my earlier reviews for all of the other albums if you want to catch up on all of that. The lazy guitar habits, the mystifying lyrics, the recycled material and the over-reliance on synths all return as series-regulars surely enough, but their presence is greatly diminished this time round. So much so, in fact, that I didn't notice it at all until a few days after I first started listening to it. What could have possibly distracted a cynical and elitist musical bigot such as myself from his greatest pleasure? That is for the fan section to discuss. Suffice it to say that this is the first time that I was enjoying myself too much to care.
I will just point out, though, some specific instances for the sake of solidifying some points. There are some unintentionally goofy lyrics, as ever, like the first verse of "Kiss With a Spell", which has De Longe warbling, "Lost in desire of your touch". I can assure you, as an English teacher, that you can never desire "of" something. You can only have a desire for it. You can only use âofâ as a form of possession. Why am I nit-picking grammar? Because it's annoying. That, and it's poor form to allow a primary-school-level error to tarnish your writing. You're a big boy, Tom. Do those checks before you submit.
On the instrumental front, we have a moment of weakness in the song, "Mercenaries", where there's great pace and build-up toward the chorus, only for those pesky one-strum rhythm segments to try to remind us that they still exist. It undermines the excitement in an otherwise really solid track, and I'm a bit disappointed that De Longe didn't find anything within him to resist the temptation to stick to old habits.
The last nit left to pick is that the chorus of "Paralyzed" shares a riff with "Ghost on the Dancefloor", the album opener for Blink 182's Neighborhoods, albeit that the riff is slowed down and is trimmed of some of the original's fat. I'm not going to harp on it too much, though, because there is such a thing as re-using older ideas and improving upon them. The riff from "Paralyzed", nestled in the chorus as it is, is tighter and fits the dreamy, harmonised vocals that Tom and Ilan lay on top of it. The reduced pace also makes the riff feel much more psychedelic than the one from "Ghost on the Dancefloor", and consequently more compelling to listen to. It's still annoying, but I can forgive it because it is an improvement rather than a shameless recycling of ideas with no effort to dress them up differently. Let it never be said that I am anything other than consistent on that point.
Other than that, there is not all that much to criticise. While, as I said, the same old AvA problems are there, the lack of inspiration that has plagued the band for years is not. I can't go much further without treading upon "fan" territory, so now is as good a time as any to transition.
The Fan
"Paralyzed" is the most energetic and sonically satisfying song the band has ever written. The explosive lead riff is nothing short of a concussive blast to the chest, and the dreamy chorus is tight and simply but effectively written. I just wanted to get that out of the way. Good. Now on with the show.
"Tunnels" is guilty of trying to sound a lot like U2's "I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For". It never stood a chance of being anywhere near as good as that song, probably because it lacks the lyrical clout to even shadow it, but that's okay. It manages to still feel sweeping, and the two-verse-then-chorus structure is something De Longe has never done before. When itâs as tightly and brightly executed as it is, I canât help but enjoy it.
Mercenaries is pretty solid, too. While I pointed out that it has one of those faux-resonant one-strum riffs scuppering its chorus, the song's energy still manages to hold the leaky tub afloat, and that makes a huge difference. As any boat enthusiast will tell you, even a dugout canoe can be as fun as a power-boat if you stick a 200-horsepower engine on the back. Well. Provided that the canoe is big enough not to immediately sink upon receiving that motor. Those things are rather big.
Then there is the trinity-force (apologies to Zelda fans for that egregious reference) of "Bullets In the Wind", "The Disease" and "Tremors" which all land like a bomberâs strafing run.
"Bullets in the Wind" is the band's attempt at a more dance-type influence, and it lands pretty well, with a solid bass groove and a killer chorus hook: "We dance like bullets in the wind / over and over again / over and over again". Is it another obfuscated metaphor from De Longe? Yes. Does that matter? Not when I'm dancing in my living room. I never dance. That is a victory in and of itself.
"The Disease" is the best song AvA has ever written. Musically, at least. With Ilan Rubin's skittish, spider-like drumming tap-dancing all over the place and a bass-guitar line (and solo, would you believe) right out of the best parts of The Cure's playbook, the song soars, glides and loop-de-loops in equal measure and never touches the ground from start to finish. Even De Longe's lyrics pull their weight for the most part. Of particular mention is the final verse:
If you want to stay through the night Hear the footsteps and sullen stories Feels like the night of your life All the reason to brave the smiles.
That's the best lyric De Longe has ever written. No equivocation. It's devoid of all fat, it makes sense, it's evocative and the imagery is sharp and vivid. While the earlier verses are more typical of him, the song peaks right at this one, with De Longe delivering vocals that are quite above his station to nail the landing on the final line and bring satisfaction to any listener. It would almost be redundant at this point to say that this is one of a handful of songs in this band's discography that I unequivocally love and will defend with a smile on my face.
And the last of the trinity-force - this analogy isn't going to stick, is it? - is "Tremors". It is a peppy, bouncy, delay-pedal-driven, euphoric gem of a track as far as AvA is concerned. After dredging through the sulphurous, laborious, pretentious silt of the earlier albums, to hear a song so happy to be itself is a godsend. I could cry, sometimes, so happy am I to finally hear the short, no-nonsense structure of this song's writing. It isn't going to change the world, but it's GOOD. That's all I ask.
The earth is burnin' Can't feel my feet Yeah come on' The floor is sinking Through holes in the street Yeah come on Your eyes have ferried My nightmares to sleep So come on Tonight is stolen And sharpened like teeth Yeah come on I'm a ghost, hesitating I bite my tongue at your throne
Gone is the befuddling, nonsensical drivel of the past. Almost gone is the man with messianic delusions. In his place is a humbler, more grounded De Longe who isn't too proud to write catchy, poppier music from time-to-time. In fact, this songâs lyrics are probably the best-written ones in any album of AvA's to date. They just work so well where so many failed before. Sure, "The Disease" has the best lyrical moment of De Longe's career, but "Tremors" works better on the whole. You can argue it either way, really. That's the beauty of it. For once I am jostling songs for the "best" slot rather than trying to find new ways to describe the musical equivalent of listening to an elderly man from Fish Hoek try to pass this morning's muesli.
Even the album's weakest moments are pretty good. "Kiss With a Spell" certainly boasts too many slightly off lyrics to really rise up to the top of the crop, but dammit if I don't sing along every time it gets to the pre-chorus. Rubin plays an emotive little cadence on the keyboard, and when it teams up with De Longe's plaintive refrain of "Don't say it", I find myself forgiving the song its sins. The synth-work in general here is really thick, sometimes to the song's detriment, but it's also interesting and layered and brooding, something AvA's never managed before.
Album-closer "Anomaly" is actually quite aptly named, seeing as how it's the only acoustic number Angels and Airwaves has produced. While De Longe has employed it before, and to greater effect, in Boxcar Racer's "There Is", and later in Blink 182's "Boxing Day", this was the first time it appeared within this bandâs catalogue, and it doesn't embarrass itself too much. De Longe's voice is unfortunately not well-suited to the intimacy of an acoustic track, but the song is sweet and earnest and written fairly decently, and I don't dislike it at all.
I'd go as far as to say that there is nothing that I out-and-out hate about this album. There is much that I really like, and some moments that I even love. It makes its mistakes like any other AvA record, but the heart and the care that was clearly absent for so long is back, and has been put to great use. I'm happy to report that this is the best that AvA has to offer, and it holds up to a lot of other music on the rock scene. It might not win new fans reliably, but it has the best chance of any of the band's work to do so. What a great way to finish this arduous half-year of reviews. Thank you all for bearing with me for so long.
Recommendation: This is your best chance to introduce yourself or a friend to the band if you/they don't like them. It's a genuinely solid rock record with some pronounced flaws but with enough power and verve to overcome them. Give it a try.
Rating: I toyed with high-end Silver, but settled on low-end Gold Tier. I think it's worth sticking my neck out for this one. I hope they don't screw it up from here.
EDIT: I have now listened to the two EPs released since this album. They screwed it up. Goddammit.
Update
In final steps of the review. Will be out tonight (as of 14:03 PM Central Africa time). So sorry for the long delay. My time at work has been nuts.
Final AvA Month Review Teaser:
â"Oh boy, here he goes again."
"How much do you wanna bet the critic section is gonna be twice as big, this time?"
"You know, he complains way too much about this band. I wish he would lighten up. It's not so bad."
Relax.
It's good.â
Positive Dreamwalker review inbound in a couple of weeks. Sorry. Trying to do this with a full-time job is murder.
Angels and Airwaves Month(s): LOVE Part II
I have never liked concept albums much, to tell the truth. It's because of their latent ambiguity. Ordinarily, I'd say that if an album re-used the same chord progression multiple times throughout its run, that that was lazy writing and diminishes its returns. Not so in a concept album. In their case, it's being used as a musical theme, you know, so that means it was intentional on the musician's part, which means it's clever, right?
Not only that, but the idea of telling a story over multiple songs is hardly ever followed through upon. Oh, some musicians can do it right. Pink Floyd were good at it, just as most prog-rockers are. Maybe it's their deliberate ignorance of musical convention that helps. Green Day managed it okay, though I find it hard to go back and listen to American Idiot these days. Coheed and Cambria almost exclusively wrote concept albums until their latest release, and the concept albums were actually better than the stand-alone one (though The Colour Before the Sun is still a good record). So it's not like I just hate the idea in general. It's just that most musicians don't understand what telling a story means. A story has a natural rhythm. It has peaks and pits, like any journey does. If you don't obey that rhythm, if you just write whatever songs you want, slap them in any order that suits you and link them all in the vaguest possible way through a "theme" that really amounts to nothing more than a few key words, then you are not making a concept album. You are making garbage. It is as simple as that, and too many musicians hide behind the concept album label in order to sound more intelligent than they really are.
Which brings us, sadly, to the limp, still-born atrocity that is LOVE Part II.
LOVE Part II should never have even existed. It is an album devoid of a reason to be. The closest thing it has to a purpose comes from the fact that, shortly after this album's release, a feature film produced and partially written by Tom De Longe was due out. The film, which also carried the title, "Love" (a word which, by that time, was starting lose its appeal, so overused was it in De Longe's output) was an art film following an astronaut stuck on a space station as earth is wiped out by an unidentified catastrophe - which I choose to believe was the release of this album. The band actually scored the film, and it rightly received praise for its soundtrack, but De Longe couldn't leave it at that. He had to follow in the footsteps of George Lucas and make changes.
Thus, he announced that the original LOVE was actually the first part of a two-part concept album, and that each song expands on tracks from the film's score. A nice idea, but the more cynical of you out there might have noticed the potential problems with this approach already. First of all, this decision was a ret-con through and through. There was no mention of this around the release of LOVE. Only once the film was about to come out was this suddenly a two-part concept album, and the second part was hastily and was cheaply named LOVE Part II to make it sound it was planned all along, despite the fact that LOVE should have been LOVE Part I from the get-go if that had been the case.
Secondly, this album wants to expand on musical ideas, and yet does not know what to do with them. I'll talk about this in the "Critic" section of the review, later, but suffice it to say that it is a dreadfully dull exercise.
No, everything about this album is an after-thought. Almost none of it is justified in its existence. It's rushed, ill-conceived and unnecessary, and the fact that it hides behind the concept album label cannot save it from scrutiny.
Let the games begin.
The Fan
There are approximately four things that I can say in this album's favour.
1. "Anxiety" is a pretty okay song. It suffers from befuddling lyrics and lazy instrumentation just like everything else in this band's discography - and at one point has a complete lyrical blow-out with the line "cause it fucks with my mind" - , but it bounces along at a merry pace and has some of Atom Willard's best drumming driving the catchiest damn chorus Tom De Longe has written in years.
2. There are attempts to use some really cool effects. This has always been AvA's strong point, but here it is a limited pleasure. The intro for "Saturday Love" (more on that god-awful title later) is taken directly from the track they used in the trailer for the LOVE movie, which was utterly beautiful. I wish they had actually just used that version of the song as an intro, really. "The Revelator " contains an awesome rebounding  reverb effect on the bass guitar. There's a really quite enjoyable warbling synth used in "One Last Thing", and even though the instrumentation of the song is nothing incredibly special, it offers the best use of the delay pedal that De Longe has yet found by this point.
3. It's nice to hear the band rock out every now and then. The hard guitar riffs in "Anxiety" and "Inertia" are really welcome when the band had previously grown comfortable in being... sleepy.
4. The 2-minute guitar solo in "All That We Are" is the best guitar-work Tom De Longe has ever done. I couldn't believe what I was hearing when I first played that song, and I still can't. Where the hell did the lazy Tom go for those two minutes? I had no idea he was even capable of such a measured, confident, technically solid piece of solo guitar. I even start riffing on an air-guitar when that part kicks in. In an Angels and Airwaves song. That says enough.
The Critic
It's a pity, then, that the rest of the album is not all that interested in making us feel like listening to it was time well-spent. Have you listened to every other Angels and Airwaves album? Well, then you have heard everything that the rest of this album has to offer, and you have heard it done better. This album can be characterised as an imitation cream bun. It has a few bits that are worth anything, but they aren't close to being the real thing, and the rest of it is just unimaginative filler. At its worst, this album just straight copies from older albums verbatim, betraying a poverty of ideas on De Longe's part.
We start referring to the album starter, "Saturday Love" once again. Remember how I said we'd chat about the title? Here it goes.
This song title epitomises Tom De Longe's misguidance when it comes to this whole concept album thing. Tom seems to think that using the word "Love" a lot is enough to tie everything together. That's it. Oh, some of the songs have relevant themes if you're able to excavate their meanings from the mudslide of incoherence and obsolescence that De Longe persistently buries them under. But that's not enough. None of it is strung together in a narrative at all, nor does any of it flow together sonically with logical progressions in sound to match the rise and fall of a story. All of it is presented haphazardly, tossed in wherever De Longe wants it with songs hardly ever matching each other for subject material. LOVE [Part I] had everything from party anthems to meditations on failure to a pre-schoolers essay on what he'd say to god if he wrote a letter to him. None of it fitted; some of it had nothing to do with "love" at all.
But, hey. At least there was a song called "Clever Love", right? I'm sure that little detail made it all make sense.
LOVE Part II is even less interested in keeping up the facade of a unifying theme. In fact, LOVE Part II is less interested in making sense at all.
This brings us back to the gem of "Saturday Love". Near as I can tell, this song seems to be about someone's relationship beginning to set into a rut and the speaker of the song is trying to spark something again. I was lucky to get even that much out of the thing. The only way that I could divine what in the name of Sekhmet's neck-fluff was going on was by looking at the first two lines of each stanza of the written lyrics. If you read any further, it just gets weird.
I know that I can't tell you
This light is slowly fading
Like mail that was never dated
From towns that were burned and raided
And Lost without a soul
With you forever more
 So. Let me 'splain this the easy way.
I can follow it for those first two lines, but then  he throws in "Like mail that was never dated". If you are somewhat slow on the uptake when it comes to figures of speech, please allow me to educate you on the simile. The simile, as you English teacher will tell you with a dead look in their eye, is a direct comparison between two things using the words "like" or "as". What you might not know about them is that they are used to provide a better understanding of whatever the writer is talking about by using something relatable as an equivalent. In order for any simile to work, therefore, there has to be something in common with the two things which one is comparing. Undated letters have nothing in common with light. The only relationship they have is that you need light to read a letter, but that is hardly grounds to equate a letter to light itself. It has no purpose being connected like that. It tells you nothing.
It gets even worse when he follows up with "From towns that were burned and raided", because it's just an unnecessary detail so out of place that it makes Nazi jokes at a Bat-mitzvah look downright logical. Does Tom realise that it is entirely possible to leave a letter undated without the motivation of having your town burnt to ashes by a raiding army? What essential information have we gained from this? My comments about poetry in the previous review still stand; You cannot waste space. Every word is important. And yet, here we are, with De Longe giving us images that don't relate to what he's saying, for no reason other than filling space.
Well. Almost.
You see there IS a reason why he included that line. D'you wanna know? Would you like the inside scoop on where this ill-conceived nonsense comparison comes from?
The movie.
In the "LOVE" movie, one of the settings is the American Civil War. You know. Where many towns got set on fire, presumably interfering with the dating of some letters sometimes. That's where he got it from. The only reason he included the line was to relate back to the movie. No, really. I just...
If you can't see me right now, imagine a morose, defeated, slightly Swedish-looking man folding his arms over the table and burying his weeping face into them. This is what I have become, having spent such a long time reviewing this impenetrable writing style.
In case you are wondering why I have spent such a long time in excruciating detail on one song, it's because this one song, the first song on the album, is a complete microcosm of the album in its entirety. It represents every single problem that I have with the entire thing. Every song has potential. Every song starts with about one good idea, a solid musical choice or a good lyric, and then it all just implodes and stops caring what it does, what it says or what it is. This is because all these songs are the result of De Longe taking short musical ideas from the film score and expanding them to full length. Doesn't it show when you look at it that way? The stuff from the film works. It's interesting. The songs De Longe tried to wring out of those ideas, though? Not worth the effort he put into them, really.
In fact, the more obvious references to the movie are equally as poorly thought-out as the one in "Saturday Love" is. "Surrender" gets its chorus from the fact that the characters in the Civil War portion of the movie make a last stand. "Anxiety" gets its premise from the film's main narrative (the astronaut stuck in space) and "Behold, a Pale Horse" is a song about the apocalypse because, in the movie, the world ends (Spoilers, I guess?), except that the song quotes the book of Revelation, and the Bible never appears in the film, so why he needed to do that is anyone's guess. There's even a part of "One Last Thing" in which a line from the movie is played over the back-track. It might actually be the only reference that works, but it certainly is still ham-fisted and unnecessary. Almost none of these things add to the album. All of them take away from it, distort it, and pull it in unnecessary directions. Quite a monumental failure, if you ask me.
Moving on to more general terms, there are other things that frustrate me about this record. The smallest offenders are numbers like "Moon As My Witness", which teases that it might hit some kind of crescendo and then just... doesn't, limping into its conclusion with a casual shrug; "Inertia", which has the most explosive start out of anything on the album before settling into a really unmemorable and uninteresting rhythm; or perhaps "My Heroine (It's Not Over)", which gets bored towards the end and slaps the instruments any old way, repeating the latter part of its title ad nauseam until you just want to press the skip button.
The serious offenders just unabashedly have so little to offer that they graft whole cadences from older songs in the band's discography and slap them into theirs like we wouldn't notice. "Surrender" takes its chorus directly from the verses of "Some Origins of Fire" from LOVE [Part I] - which in turn was derivative of breakout hit "The Adventure" - and simply changes the last two notes of the movement, as if that would be enough to excuse it. "Dry Your Eyes", which is also my most-hated track off of this album due to its insipid lack of personality, simply lifts the melody from the chorus of both "Shove" and "Everything's Magic", and splices it into its own without changing a damn thing. I hadn't even noticed that "Shove" had committed that plagiarism before, but when I was trying to remember the melody of "Dry Your Eyes" I ended up confusing the words of all three songs. It's that similar. Go ahead. Sing each song's chorus one after the other and see if you don't mix them up. Try it. You might just regret it.
Another annoyance is the way that De Longe callously tosses in casual swearing for no reason. The aforementioned "'cause it fucks with my mind" is one such instance, and then there's this gem from "Behold A Pale Horse": "And there is no more love, or fucking gates of pearl."
If you are a budding lyricist, allow me to give this advice to you rather than Mister De Longe, as it will be lost on him. You may still have time to right his wrongs, my young student.
The addition of a cuss-word is not, in and of itself, something that makes your music better or more real or relatable. It's just foul language. If, however, you connect it to a strong emotion, then it does enhance the effect. A good example is the song, "You've Got Spirit, Kid" by seasoned concept album-writers Coheed and Cambria. The song is all about how us young-uns have a nasty tendency to think we own the world until we hit working life and the bubble bursts. To that end, leading man Claudio Sanchez sings,
Cause when the rug gets pulled out from underneath,
Just embrace the fall.
Oh you've got spirit kid,
You're number one,
Go on living that farce,
'Cause nobody gives a fuck who you are.
 This actually works because we know the kind of person he's talking about. We all have met these idiots who think that their importance knows no bounds when they are just in high school and don't matter to anyone yet, and it's cathartic as hell to hear this older, more experienced man put these people in their place. The addition of the swear-word is almost mandatory. It gives the final line some extra bite, infusing it with all the pent-up rage that many of us who suffered beneath such individuals have harboured for countless years, and releasing it one concentrated charge that leaves you feeling every bit as satisfied as we know Sanchez must feel as he sings it. That's how it works. That's how you incorporate it meaningfully. What De Longe does here just frankly comes across as desperate cloying for street cred; a relic of his days as a punk-rocker.
My final gripe is the production. Whatever else LOVE [Part I] was, it at least sounded interesting and resonant. Part II turfs all of that out and opts for a tinny, flat, boring sound palate that makes everything sound like it was bought from a corner store. Nothing sounds right because of it. Nothing carries any weight. The drums sound like pebbles bouncing off of an armoured troop carrier. The guitars sound like they were made from oil cans at times. The synths sound like they're playing through a mosquito net. It's just all wrong, especially for a band that wants to sound like it's in space all the time. In a way, you could say that this record is less 2001: A Space Odyssey and more Kerbal Space Program.
What ultimately depresses me more than anything is the sheer pointlessness of this record. It has nothing to say. It doesn't want to have anything to say. It exists because De Longe made it exist so that his big movie project would have a greater veneer of importance than it really did. The songs are only fleetingly interesting. They evaporate from your mind almost immediately after you've listened to them, and they will mostly bore you while they are playing. Never have I ever experienced the audible evidence of a musician's apathy as I have on this album. No one wants to be here anymore. De Longe is bored. His guitar is bored. David Kennedy is probably a fabrication of the Illuminati for all I know. Matt Wachter gives somewhat of a damn, but only because he left 30 Seconds to Mars for this junk and must be feeling significant impulse guilt right now. Even Atom Willard, my champion throughout this experience, hits that autopilot button on his drum kit and goes for a soda. It's just depressing. Soul-destroying in the most mundane, anti-climactic way possible. For that, I must declare it as the band's pit, its rock-bottom, its "everything's wrong and I'm drinking my sorrows away" montage. It is a waste of time, and that's the end of it.
Recommendation: Three band members ditched the band after this. Skip it like they did. The Movieâs not bad though.
Rating: Bronze tier. Could have been plastic, but mainstream pop exists for that.
Update
Work on the LOVE part II review has commenced. Sorry that this takes so long. My schedule doesn't let me do much. Will have it up within a couple of weeks, I think. It's going to be very, very long.
Angels and Airwaves Month(s): LOVE Part I
LOVE Part I
This record is a bit of a strange one. Firstly, it wasn't "released" in 2010 so much as it was snuck out onto the band's website to little fanfare, which was in direct contradiction to how the band had done business before. It was so out of left-field, and there was very little explanation for it.
It's also weird lyrically. As in, De Longe's writing has taken a turn for the esoteric, resulting in an acid-trip of mismatched images and half-baked analogies which left this critic wanting to go cold-turkey on anything except water.
But the weirdest thing of all? I should hate this record, but I don't. I'm even a little bit soft on it. Oh, it still has the band's usual problems, sometimes even worse, but I don't find myself reacting to it in the way I did I-Empire. I think that has a lot to do with me having worked myself into such a frothing rage over that album that I have no energy left for this one. Maybe it is that De Longe improved many of the things that caused that anger in the first place. Maybe it's both. Who knows?
What I am certain about is that this time my review will be a little bit different. I'm starting with the critic side. It's mostly because I don't want the negative aspects of this album to be the final impression. I'd actually like to defend some of it, and that defence is what I want people to have fresh in their minds at the end of the review. It's also because many of the problems I have with this album are carbon copies of the ones from Empire, so I want to keep it brief to prevent myself from sounding like a stuck record.
The Critic
So let's get this all out of the way really quickly, shall we? Yes, the lazy guitar-work is still here. Tom's infatuation with this sort of stuff gets on the nerves as it is, but here it's exceptionally egregious how much he does it. Songs like "The Flight of Apollo" and "Some Origins of Fire" can sometimes sound like they've had a millstone tied around their necks and it's dragging them deep underwater. Maybe they forgot to pay their protection money. The Don is not a patient man.
Other problems which I have mentioned on numerous occasions include De Longe's pretentious lyricsim. There are times when it's clear that he has misunderstood "metaphor" as being "something so vague and unrelated to anything else that understanding what I say is less interpretation and more of a forensic investigation".
One can find examples of this in almost every song on the album. A particular sinner is the song, "Young London", which is a lyrical abomination. The song in general is just confused about what it wants to be. The verses are all seem to be spouting some philosophical nonsense on the nature of being for one thing:
I'm not the one to complain of bad dreams and slight disease
but without a life, it's all a scene with a straight directive,
That we're all lost
And we're stuck in time.
And we will see how we're all connected
And we're all scared as death to die
But then in the choruses, it becomes a party anthem:
 Suit up, boys
We're on vacation
With endless stay
And reservation
Saddest girls
Who will awake while dying inside
how will they get by?
 and, even more bizarrely, the bridge seems to have been hit by a blast of LSD:
 The night gets better,
The wait's so wonderful,
They move together and dance so colourful
And kiss like flowers that breathe with pheromones
Songs get louder it feels so natural.
 For the life of me, I cannot divine this song's identity. What the hell is it? None of its constituent parts seem to relate to any of the others, and even when one looks at those parts as if they are self-contained, their logical threads seem to be tangled and knotted, with words thrown in seemingly at random, just like they were in Empire, only with far less coherence. I only make this into an issue because, when writing songs or poetry, being careless with your wording is the worst thing you can do. The very nature of the medium demands precision. You have a tiny space within which to work, so it is imperative that you do not allow any unnecessary or superfluous words or phrases into your work. If you lack this care, you waste space and cloud your meaning, making your reader or listener feel lost and detached from something which should involve and speak to them. That's the crime that De Longe commits with his writing all the time. Most of it is clutter. Very little of it is essential.
To say more than that would be to really get redundant with my repetition, so I would rather not dwell too much on that aspect of things. Where this album's weaknesses are different from that of I-Empire's is in his reaching for grand statements, but using language that is far too simplistic for the task. While interrogating topics that have depth using simple words can be successful if executed correctly, De Longe's method here does not achieve that delicate balance. It ends up sounding shallow instead of dense and tightly-packed with meaning. An example of this comes from "Letters To God Part II" (the "part II" being a reference to a song called "Letters to God" from De Longe's Boxcar Racer album). The song, as the title implies, rides on the conceit that De Longe is taking an opportunity to speak directly to God and ask some tough questions, while also sharing things he has learned since he wrote "Part I". An opportunity for real depth if ever there was one.
The problem is that he summarises these lessons in the following fashion:
And dear God, I found out the same things we learn when We die
I found out the truth is its all a big lie
I find that the words are hard to describe
I tell you Im lost here, awaiting reply
 I don't mean to pick on him so much, but De Longe doesn't help himself with writing like this. "The truth is, it's all a big lie". For goodness' sake. Even 9/11 truthers sound more convincing than that. Surely he had to have learned something more profound than that from all the many more years that he has been on this earth than I have? I'm not even really sure what he's criticising here. Government? The state system in general? The entertainment industry? Life itself? And if it's a lie, what does that mean? That we don't need governments? That the entertainment industry is built upon crooked foundations? That what society tells us the purpose of life should be is a fabrication? There are just too many possibilities because De Longe never narrows it down in his passage, so it could mean everything, which means that it means nothing.
Another culprit is "The Flight of Apollo", which intends to assure us that, as harsh as the world around us can seem to be, it isn't a completely lost case. How does the song attempt to do this?
 So life doesn't hurt so badly.
Life doesn't hurt, doesn't hurt,
So Badly.
Please don't look at life, look at me, so sadly.
Life doesn't hurt, doesn't hurt so badly.
  It just doesn't really carry any weight, does it? I mean, it's a nice message, but it could have been delivered a lot more pointedly than it was, should have been, even. It's the forced rhyming, that does it, really. Makes it feel a little bit sing-song, a little bit kindergarten or Sunday school, instead of the poignancy for which I am sure De Longe was reaching. I don't hate this lyric (It's actually kind of a sweet message) but I do think that it's a good example of how De Longe falls far short of the level to which he aims, and it prevents this record from being really good. Because it could be. Seriously.
There are enough examples of the lyrical shortfalls of this album to fill a thesis, if I wanted to list them all, but I'd rather move on as quickly as I can, seeing as how this "brief" section has stuck to that promise about as well as I have stuck to this whole special only lasting a month. Ahem. A thousand apologies.
The only other things that I want to point out are:
De Longe still recycles content here and there, like in "The Moon Atomic, (...Fragments and Fictions)" where he talks about bombs and stars again, making it three out of three albums in which he has spoken about them, or like in "Epic Holiday" where he uses the exact same delay technique for the lead riff as he does in I-Empire's "Everything's Magic", to the point where only the chord progression prevents it from being a photocopy of that part of the song. This wouldn't be so bad if the song weren't so limp and forgettable, because if it were memorable then I could write it off as a minor gripe and leave it at that. As it is, the most memorable part of the whole song is the fact that it sounds a lot like another one, which is pretty pathetic. And, of course, those infamous stars make a return every now and then, but I don't feel like detailing that too much because I've said my piece about that.
The last point I will make on this side of things is the production and synths. This album is absolutely drowning in synths. They are everywhere, cluttering up the project like an artist who has tried to fit something into every millimetre of a painting. There is no empty space in this album at all, and sometimes having a bit of room to breathe isn't all that bad of a thing in music. The flip-side to that, however, is that this record has a really full sound and, I think, a much better level of production than I-Empire. That record felt flat and tinny, like those soda cans that you squashed as a child. This one is way more dispersed, with a bit more weight and bass to it, so I prefer it.
The Fan
What I really want to talk about is the positive stuff, because there is a hell of a lot more of it on this record than there was on the previous one.
For one thing, this album is a lot less conflicted in its sound than empire was. In fact, it's quite well synergised. Part of this, I feel, comes from the album's tempo. It's slowed down compared to the other two records, and that actually plays into De Longe's favour because he is no longer competing with Atom Willard and Matt Wachter for the soul of the record's sound. They end up working together because they are all at the same tempo, which makes this album much more palatable to the ears. Sometimes, they even achieve something really cool, like the unity of guitar and drums in "The Flight of Apollo", in which De Longe and Willard both hammer their instruments in tight bursts, Which is really fun to listen to. Between these bursts, Willard taps out a deft beat on the drums and De Longe steps back for a change, offering only punctuation to Willard's rhythm with strategic strums that are simple but effective.
Another example is the cutesy little number, "Shove", in which Wachter lays down one of those rolling basslines of his while Willard matches him closely with the snare drum, and again, De Longe's contribution is a light and sparkly picking of the lead guitar. All of it gels and gives the song flow, and while the chorus is a little bit weightless instrumentally, those verses are tight enough that I find the song to be one I come back to fairly often, when I'm in the mood.
I also find myself coming back to "The Moon Atomic (...Fragments and Fictions) quite a lot. Ridiculous and pretentious title aside, I think this might be my favourite song on the album. The thumping percussive synths that the band uses here sound like they've been mixed with orchestral bass drums, or maybe they're toms. I'm not altogether sure. I'm no expert. The point is, the effect that it creates sounds like a line of Cossack dancers stomping out a rhythm with their boots, and I love it (sorry, but there was no way to avoid that pun.)
This particular song highlights what I think is the major strength of this album: subtlety and/or deftness. Remember how I said that the record maybe has too much synth in it? Well, it pays off more than it doesn't, actually. The songs on LOVE Part I are never moving at a break-neck pace, so the fact that there are small touches everywhere that fill all the sonic spaces actually pays off, because things are moving slowly enough that you don't get the effect of being caught in a cluster-kerfuffle like you would if the songs were really fast.
To get back to the point at hand, this song is made of those deft touches. The aforementioned percussion is complemented by a gorgeous little guitar loop from De Longe. It's insanely simple, but man, is it ever an earworm, and it's effective to boot. All of this transitions perfectly into a chorus driven by some gentle, but persistent digital synths which sound not unlike a harp.
My favourite part of the whole song, however, is in fact the pre-chorus, which has flat-out the best-executed lyric and vocal on the entire album: "We are all that we are, so terribly sorry." I never fail to sing this line aloud. Ever. Not only does De Longe sing it with great sincerity, but it's just a rare, well-written line, using limited space effectively and conveying a nuanced meaning, that sometimes people will be offended by our very personalities, and all we can do is provide a dismissive apology and keep on keeping on. In fact, I would not be surprised this was in response to the waves of criticism laid against the band in the preceding two albums. De Longe seems to be saying that, "Hey, our music did nothing for you, and you don't like us very much. Well, sorry about that. We won't change. Cheers." Good one, De Longe. Credit where it is due. If only you had done more of that.
Another point of lyrical praise in this song is the fact that De Longe has improved his imagery quite a bit. While I produced a rant of Ebertian proportions (though it paled in comparison to the sublime prose of the late, great film critic) regarding De Longe's seeming incompetence in my Empire review, he has managed to actually create some pretty decent pictures in places. In the opening verse, he writes,
It's like the day has turned to rust
Like every dream's been sealed shut.
Like every door has closed before we've gotten out
As bullets rip the air in two from house to house.
That's not too bad. Really. I'm kind of impressed. Those first three images are all cohesive. They connect to form a picture of a situation where it seems one has failed and all options are exhausted. The last line doesn't quite work, sure, as it shatters the atmosphere so lovingly created up until that point, but it isn't horrible, so I can live with it.
Most prominently, he finally delivers on the cosmic imagery that I so desperately wanted him to provide last time. The chorus of the song is what does it:
The moon you felt
It has no side
That's dark like Hell
Or safe from light
Just blown apart by winds from stars
With white-dust tides
To pull on ours.
Granted, most of it is still crap. Have to admit that. However, I love those two lines near the end. "Blown apart by winds from stars". Where was that last time? It's a little clumsy, but at least it takes me out to the moon being ravaged by solar winds. Not sure how that would work scientifically, but it's alright. "White-dust tides", though. This is what I have wanted De Longe to do. A tight, bright, fresh metaphor. Those three words put you on the moon's surface, staring at a desert of lunar sand as it shifts about like the waves of the ocean. If poetry is language under pressure, this is an example of just that. Poetry. It's brief, but it shows that sometimes De Longe knows what writing is all about.
The last song I want to single out is "Some Origins of Fire". While I'd say that I don't care for most of the first half, there are two things that I have always liked. The first is that there is this effect on the guitar in the chorus that actually gives it a bit of genuine resonance, and even though De Longe (or Kennedy, maybe) does that "lazily strums once" thing, this time it actually works. It gives the song a slightly prog-rock kind of feel and actually fits the song's tone. It only took 3 albums to get it right. The other part I like is the outtro of the song. De Longe lays down a drifting guitar solo backed up by some mellowed-out drumming from Willard and some lovely electric violins, and without any lyrics clogging it up it makes for the best musical moment that AvA had ever had up until this point. I mean that. This showed once and for all that the band could actually be really good if they dropped singing altogether and just made instrumentals.
Now I think of it, I haven't mentioned how this album has more interludes than a full-day Harry Potter marathon. It's definitely overkill by the end of the album. Many of them do not justify their inclusion, and run for far too long. However, some of them do work. The one at the end of "Young London" is great. It has a nimble drum-loop that builds into "Shove" quite nicely. Then the one at the end of "Shove" is also enjoyable. It consists entirely of synths, blinking and resonating, just floating along at a relaxed amble of a pace. It's not concerned with going anywhere in particular, and I don't need it to. Without any bad lyrics to muck them up, they both end up being highlights, and evidence that this band really needs to lose singing altogether in order to really work.
In more general terms, I quite like "Hallucinations". The song has a bit of a bouncing rhythm that gets on my good side and the chorus has some catchy writing ("Do you believe in Hallucinations, silly dreams or imagination?"). The intro to "Letters to God Part II" is pretty neat, and "Soul Survivor" has an okay tune to it.
Recommendation: This is a much better album than I-Empire. I truly believe that. I even find it to be the most likeable Angels and Airwaves album to date. Not the best, just most likeable. There's a sincerity here that was absent before and after until The Dreamwalker, with De Longe actually wanting us to believe what he says more than in either of the preceding albums. It results in some really dopey lyrics like the choruses of "Flight of Apollo" or "Shove", but that's a sign of vulnerability on De Longe's part. Since when has he ever allowed himself to say things like "Sometimes it comes with a shove when you fall in love"? You have to give him some credit for that. It's an album that isn't trying too hard, and as a consequence it is an album that is content to be its own animal. I prefer that to an album that reaches for "The Stars" - euch - and doesn't have the gas to get there. Fans probably like this one already, but maybe non-fans could give it a shot. I'm not saying it would change your mind about this band, but it certainly should surprise you a little bit.
Rating: High-end Silver tier.
Thank you and Update
Just a quick in-betweenie post from me saying thank you to the small number of people who have given me a little audience and stuck around. I really appreciate it. Without you I would just be shouting at a wall. I am doing my best to produce things timeously, but working as an English teacher keeps me very slow. The LOVE Part I review is on its way, possibly within the next week. Hang tight!
Angels and Airwaves Month: I-Empire
The Fan
Before I start, I would like to state for the record that if I can say one purely good thing about I-Empire, it is that it has the best album art in Angels & Airwaves' discography. Drawn by Drew Strutzan, the very man responsible for the posters used in all the Star Wars and Indiana Jones movies, there was only one way it was going to look, and that was "good". I mean, look at it. Take it in. See that Rebel biker without a cause parked on a lonely highway? See those streaks of autumn, amber and gold across his skyline? See how The image of De Longe's face almost makes him look like he might have something poignant to say? Yeah. That's good stuff, right there.
The music, on the other hand, well... I can't really be wholly positive about it. It requires a lot more qualifications. A lot more ifs ands and buts. Kind of like +44, the other side-project started up by former Blink 182 bandmates. It would be remiss of me not to talk about that band, seeing as how it emerged at around about the same time as this album, and how its fate was largely the same as AvAâs. +44 was kind of a flop. Even though I still like it in my own way, their debut (and only) album, When Your Heart Stops Beating, was hotly anticipated when it dropped in 2007, but it massively undersold and was dealt a lukewarm critical reception. Key to this, I feel, was the recordâs dour tone, which did not sit well with Blink fans. The joylessness of the whole affair was enough to derail the enterprise, and one gets the feeling that perhaps Blink was a flash-in-the-pan, and maybe its members were simply not great song-writers to begin with. Disassembled and without their collective chemistry, it was probably always going to be the case that things never really took off for them.
Anyway. We came here to discuss I-Empire. One thing that De Longe and the gang have done is up the tempo big-time from the previous record. Actually, no. I beg your pardon. The one who ups the tempo of the record is our friend Atom Willard. De Longe's contributions are in fact papered over by this more often than not, but that will be touched upon later. Willard, however, is fantastic. His drumming on this album single-handedly drives the whole enterprise forward. The man sounds like a rhythmic gymnast here, a case of musical whiplash stinging the album to life with the sheer infectiousness of the beats he creates. It's one of my favourite performances from any drummer ever, and I can actually listen to almost the whole record based purely on him alone. My personal applause goes out to him, for whatever that might be worth.
Also a treat on this record is new bassist Matt Wachter, who replaces Ryan Sinn after he called it quits after We Don't Need To Whisper. With the introduction of the ex-30 Seconds To Mars bass guitarist comes a change in sound in that department. Whereas Sinn's bass-work was resonant, subtle and often an integral part of the scenery, Wachter's bass rumbles and places itself pretty much front and centre fairly often. The only time that Sinn really stepped into the foreground on the previous record was in the introduction to "Valkyrie Missile", so this is a big change. Â The change works, however, as in the case of "Sirens" and "Lifeline", where Wachter pulls out some lovely rolling basslines which prove to be the all-too brief highlight of those songs, or in the opening track, "Call To Arms" where he is a quieter but nonetheless dynamic presence keeping the song alive even from the wings. I can happily say that Wachter contributes nothing to the numerous negatives on this album. Again, we will come back to this later.
As long as we are singling out songs, let's get back to talking about "Call To Arms", the best song on the album. You'd be forgiven for having loads of optimism about the record after hearing how alive this song is. It is genuinely one of my most replayed Angels and Airwaves songs because it just moves in every area. De Longe gets off his ass and gives us a decent lead riff which meshes fantastically with Willard's drumming in a rare case of what sounds like the two working together for a unified sound. I've already talked about how Wachter acquits himself on this song, and I leave it to the reader to really listen for him and point out any part of this song where he is audibly slacking, because I can't. The song also has bona-fide pay-off in the chorus, where Everything lifts off appropriately and the lyrics -
I'd like to say That you're my only fear, and when I dream It slowly disappears, and when I wake I'm right here by your side to feel your heart beat in and out of time
are succinct and absolutely perfectly executed, as is De Longe's delivery of those lines. He gives you glimpses of his promise here, of what could happen if he just turned himself off and let the writing happen. If only it could last. The second song, "Everything's Magic", also manages to hold itself up pretty decently, despite a flaw that we will discuss in the next section (are you seeing how much qualifying I have to do for every good thing I say? It's starting to annoy me, and I'm the one writing this article.) It's also a lively song with a chorus that satisfies, so it gets a passing grade.
"Star of Bethlehem" and "True Love" make a cute couple, as "Star" plays pretty much as an extended introduction for "True Love". While that means that the introduction to that song technically clocks in at a ludicrous four minutes, it doesn't bother me too much because I like the synth-work and the gradual build-up of layers as it goes on. It doesn't stagnate, so I'm okay with it. It's also just, frankly, the prettiest part of the album. The four-minute intro, I mean. The synths are delicate and deft, and they have the most depth of sound next to "Call to Arms" that the album has to offer. There's one in particular that sounds like a little silver bell that just tickles me pink every time I hear it. Little things. De Longe isn't known for them, so I appreciate them when they happen.
"Lifeline" is another one with small things that I like. I've already spoken about Wachter's Bass guitar here, and I love it. It's my favourite piece of his on the album. De Longe uses his guitar sparingly, but makes it count  when he does, with little touches here and there that sparkle and don't over-stay their welcome. The synths in this song, which sound like looping pan-pipes, are a pleasant departure from the more spacey sounds that the band usually makes use of and keep the song at a fitting low key. It shows what the band can do when they dial things down and leave behind their attempts at making everything sound like it's happening near Alpha Centauri.
The Critic
Now we begin with the ifs ands and buts.
We'll start with where the positives started (the tempo) and work our way down. Yes, the tempo is up, but Tom De Longe got lazier. Oh, there are moments where he lifts a finger, sure, like the aforementioned intro to "Call to Arms", or the heavy riff in "Secret Crowds", or the verses of "True Love", but for the most part, he leans on the delay pedal like it's a crutch and he's in the advanced stages of leprosy. Doing so allows it to sound like he's playing two beats faster than he actually is, but it also makes him sound painfully pedestrian because his laziness is so damn obvious. It doesn't matter how much he pushes that pedal down, we all know that he's strumming like a learner practising his chords, and it's not okay.
What it creates is a weird dynamic that I cannot begin to understand. On this album's surface, it seems to be really quick because the drums and bass guitar are so lively. Beneath that, however, everything else is slower because of De Longe's sloth-like guitar-playing, which is pulling everything down. So what you have is an album that is paradoxically faster and yet somehow also tired, flat, and uninterested in itself. I've never quite encountered this in a record before, but I'm morbidly impressed that De Longe managed to pull it off.
You'll have noticed by now that I have spent very little time in the fan section of the review talking about the lyrics, and that's because I have very little that is in any way positive to say about them. This record is the beginning of a slide in which De Longe becomes more and more esoteric in his writing, which translates to his lyrics becoming more and more vague and nonsensical. He keeps trying to create abstract ideas but thinks that means two things:
1. You need to describe a fantastical place in random detail that sounds like it's all metaphorical and is supposed to represent something, but in actual fact is connected to nothing whatsoever and only serves to pad out the song with meaningless chaff.
2. You need to repeatedly ask the listener if they have ever done or felt or seen or heard things that they probably actually have, leaving them feeling condescended and annoyed and you, the writer, looking like a right twat.
Points one and two can both be found in the entire first verse of Call to Arms, which goes,
There's a little black, dark scar tired divide This is it, can you hear me? Have you ever felt sad, heart buried alive? You can do almost anything. There's a little red bridge with a view of the sun, With a lake, I recommend such a setting sight, And the thousands of stars come out thousands of times You can go, only if you believe.
First of all, can anyone actually tell me what was said in this passage? I'm not asking for in-depth poetic readings. I'm asking if anyone knows what the flying-circus this idiot is on about. What is the basic goddamn message that he is trying to impart? Yes, Tom, I HAVE felt sad, like my heart has been buried, like the time I poured my heart out to a girl at university only to have her nervously laugh and start with "You know, we're friends and everything, but...". That one hurt. But what does it have to do with your song? What does my having felt like this do to help me understand your point, here? Moreover, I'm sure this pretty lake with a red bridge is very pretty and idyllic, but why are you telling me about it? Is it supposed to be this unattainable paradise to which "I can go only if I believe"? No, actually, I could just go to a real lake with a red bridge at sunset. They aren't that hard to find on planet earth. Then I could watch those stars come out, which they have actually done billions of times, by the way, so your imagination was a little small-scale there. It's just as well that the rest of the song is pretty good, otherwise I would find it un-listenable. Also, what in the Sam-Hell is a âsetting sightâ? Anyone?
And speaking of those stars, De Longe will not shut up about them. He mentions them over and over again. He does it on "Call to Arms", he does it on "Everything's Magic" (Look for the stars as the sun goes down"), "Love Like Rockets" ("The stars, they cast a glow upon my eye"), in the title of "Star of Bethlehem"; He repeats it ad nauseam in "True Love" Â ("The stars in the sky illuminate below, the light is the sign that love will guide you home. The Stars in the sky illuminate below, if the world were to die the light would guide you home"); Â they come back in "Heaven" ("the stars a trail to lead you out") and he even throws them in when it makes no sense to do so, like in "Breathe". The song is trying to be as intimate as possible with a stripped back sound, but he throws in the inexplicable line, "stars fall like dust, our lips will touch, we speak too much."
Again. What did that have to do with anything? Is it the feeling you get when you kiss someone you love? But it's not written like that. It's written like a tender love song until this arbitrary reference to stars appears out of goddamn nowhere and then vanishes like the foul outburst of a Tourette's patient. It is the least intimate thing imaginable and has no place in the song whatsoever. Bad, bad, writing.
Moreover, does Tom De Longe know how many beautiful, mystical, and/or awe-inspiring celestial bodies there are besides just stars? There are galaxies, nebulae, gas giants, comets, asteroid belts, supernovae, super-massive black holes, you name it. There are even names for different kinds of stars in various states of being that can inspire amazing images just through their names alone, like quasars, pulsars, red giants, white dwarves, black dwarves, and... and... do you get what I'm trying to say? He has limited himself to one image. One. In reference to a space that is virtually limitless. What kind of poverty of imagination is that? It's depressing, I tell you. Do you know how easy it is to use a stunning image from space without even talking about stars? Here, let Third Eye Blind do it:
You say the world, it doesn't fit with you, I don't believe you. You're so serene, Careening through the universe, your axis on a tilt, You're guiltless and free, I hope you take a piece of me with you.
That was from "Motorcycle drive-by", a song of real beauty. One which De Longe would need a lot of LSD to imitate. It's a perfectly painted picture of a person who lives like a planet, isolated from the world around them and drifting through life with no need to acknowledge the consequences of their actions. The use of the image has a purpose. It tells a story. It captures an emotion frozen in time, because writing is like an impressionist painting, where you see the world through your own imperfect lens and try to capture any piece of its magnificence that you can with imperfect human tools at your disposal. It's not a kid's bad landscape photograph (about which I speak from experience, because I have taken many), where you see something you like and go, "Hey, that's cool," and then just snap the shutter any-old way you want with no regard for framing or composition. When you do that, you insult your subject instead of praising it, and Tom De Longe insults all of his subjects this way.
Then we have the production, which is flat and uninspiring and does its best to act against the arena-rock sound that De Longe still clearly wants. Because of this, the album sounds like a pop record more than a rock one, which is only a problem because it wants to be a rock record.
Lastly, there's the latest instalment in what I call "Tom De Longe's Box of Recycling", a place where De Longe stores ideas and re-uses them until we are rolling our eyes at the realisation that he clearly does not think we have noticed him doing it. In today's episode, we talk about how the intro of "Everything's Magic" is lifted very closely from "Anthem Part 2", from his Blink-182 days. There is also the small fact that âSecret Crowdsâ has exactly the same structure as âThe Warâ. The song starts with a nimble instrumental sequence, then erupts into a huge, crunching rhythm guitar riff, then goes verse-chorus-verse-chorus-bridge-chorus after that. Itâs the same, only less energetic and lazier.
It's minor for now, but it is still really indicative of his limitations. He clearly does not have a very big pool of ideas from which to draw, which is ironic because the best elements of every song on this album come from his associates, not him. The deft rat-a-tat-tat that livens up the verses on "Secret Crowds"? That's Atom Willard tapping the sides of his drums. The best part of "Sirens"? Matt Wachter's skillful bass-work. The playful, bopping rhythm of "Love Like Rockets"'s chorus? That's all Wachter and Willard working together with no De Longe in sight.
That reminds me. Thereâs an elephant in the room that we need to address, so letâs ask: Did you know that Angels and Airwaves has a hidden fourth member named David Kennedy? Yes, children, he is apparently the rhythm guitarist of the band, but there is not one element of any AvA album that I can definitively point out as being a result of his input. Anything to do with the guitars is 100% Tom De Longe. Go on. Find Kennedyâs contribution to their discography. I'll wait. Itâs tragic how an entire member of the band is sidelined because De Longe won't let him DO ANYTHING.
If he just tapped into the talent around him, De Longe could produce great stuff as part of a band, but on this record he works in spite of his bandmates, not with them. It's sad. Maybe one day he will learn, but that day is not soon. We still have three LPs to go.
Recommendation: If you are an Angels and Airwaves fan, you probably gave up the moment the critic section started. If you are one and didn't, though, then I'm sure it's safe to say that you know this album well and like it. Please do. Don't let me get you down. It's not a bad record. It's just brought down by the infuriating complacency and lethargy of its lead singer and guitarist. It's great listening for fans of good drumming and bass guitar, but you have to put up with a lot to enjoy it. Lead and Rhythm guitar enthusiasts, however, will be left orphaned by this record, as will anyone who has even a passing idea of how writing is supposed to work.
Rating: Hard to place, so I will remain in keeping with the theme of this review and two-face it. Wachter and Willard get gold maybe platinum. De Longe gets bronze. The record evens out at silver. But a low-end silver. So close to the border of bronze that itâs close to the same thing. Kind of like Minnesota is to Canada.
Much delays.
So it looks like Angels and Airwaves Month is set to become Angels and Airwaves Many Months. A thousand apologies to any who may be waiting for the next post. I have incurred some unforeseen delays. I recently moved into a new cottage and the owner's Internet line has been struck by lightning, so we have to wait until the insurance goes through to get wifi back. Until then I cannot upload the document as it is stuck on my computer, which has no Internet. I will keep you updated from my phone (as I am doing now) as to what is happening. I do hope you will be patient with me.
Angels & Airwaves Month: We Donât Need to Whisper
The Fan
I think the best way to put my feelings about this album is that it is solid. Its ambitions exceed its execution but the end result is not bad at all. In fact, many times it's pretty good. In one or two areas, it's kind of great. In others, it's average-to-poor, but we will get to those later.
What I do like about this album is that it knows how to breathe. Too often, songs feel compressed and rushed, and would actually benefit from a longer run-time. Not so here. True, this same characteristic has been a source of criticism in the past, but I actually think it's pretty cool. Many songs on the album take their time to build and grow in a natural and organic way, and it's not like the long instrumental sections aren't interesting in their own right. The floating bassline in opener, "Valkyrie Missile" is gorgeous and it grows into a fantastic rush of skittering drums and warbling guitars, feeling much like the rocket it's named after. The chugging march of the incredibly under-appreciated "The War" is so buoyant and catchy that, when I first heard it as a snot-nosed fourteen-year-old and didn't know any better, I ignored the rest of the song and looped the intro over and over again. I hardly think I should have to defend the beginning of "The Adventure", which contains a riff so potent and memorable that it's practically the only song anyone who isn't a mega-fan talks about in AvA's discography. A long intro isn't bad. A long, boring, and pointless intro is bad, and I'd argue that most of these intros are neither of those things.
An oft-criticised element of this band is the U2-worship style of their guitar-work. De Longe clearly has a thing for the delay-pedal, and uses it in much the same way as The Edge does: to create a sprawling, stadium-ready atmosphere which echoes off the walls and expands into space. Is he as good at doing that as The Edge? No, of course not. But he also doesn't really ever fully commit to emulating The Edge's style, instead opting for a mixture of the delay-pedals that U2 is known for and the pop-punk drive that Blink-182 was known for. Combine this with the thunderous drumming of Atom Willard (of The Offspring fame) and Ryan Sinn's fantastic, resonant bass guitar, and you have a recipe that can produce some pretty impressive sound when given the chance.
My favourite example of what the band can do when all cylinders are firing is "The War", which is also my favourite song on the album. What? You thought I was going to name "The Adventure", Angels and Airwaves' best hit and the only song anyone ever talks about when you mention their name? Well, for the record, on a technical level, "The Adventure" probably is the best song on the album. The lead riff speaks for itself. The song soars atop that famous chord-progression and never comes back down to earth until it finishes. It's a perfect example of the best that AvA in space-mode can achieve. But you know what? I never quite liked it too much. For my personal taste, the song always feels distant to me. It's almost like it happens around me instead of to me. I also have issues with the lyrics, but we will touch on that in the critic section.
No, it's "The War" that impresses me most. It's this song that demonstrated something truly unique for this band. That combination of pop-punk and arena-rock is strongest on this song, with a lead riff in the intro straight out of De Longe's Blink playbook that explodes into a thunderous roar just as the song hits full-swing. Everything lands on this song. Willard's drumming is simply imposing and immense. Every crash and thumb feels like it's rattling your rib-cage. The guitars switch to acoustic in the verses and swirl through the synths and strings in a way that the band has never replicated. The lyrics are tight and measured. Every rhyme lands, every line feels necessary. There's no chaff. It's De Longe finally stripping off his pretences and getting to the point, something which allows him to deliver stingers like,
The house, laid out like targets, With the deafening sound, we watch them all go down And the families, Now useless bodies, They lay still, black and blue, Our gift from us to you.
This was the first and last time that De Longe's lyrics ever had this level of personality and verve in an AvA song. You get the sense that the message of this anti-war anthem really matters to him, that it's bigger than he is and does not deserve to be buried under asinine pseudo-philosophy. This is De Longe with heart on sleeve, bellowing his question, "Why won't you tell me it's almost over?" with such power that you forgive his usually difficult vocals. They fit for once instead of feeling out of place next to the instruments, because his pop-punk yowling is once more channelled towards a spirit of rebellion, where it belongs. This for me was AvA at their best, something which will probably never happen again.
The Critic
That said, dear God does Tom De Longe need an editor. Or at least he needs to listen to one. A problem that has characterised his writing since Blink 182 is his listless and banal writing style. The best way to describe it is that he tosses words together in a salad bowl without any regard for how they fit together. It doesn't even have to make sense half the time.
To illustrate my point I refer back to my mention of The Adventure's lyrics being my main flaw with the song. You need look no further than the opening lines: "I want to have the same last dream again, / Â the one where I wake up and I'm alive / just as the four walls closed me within / my eyes are opened up with pure sunlight."
It has taken me ten years (although it might also be due to some ineptitude on my part) to realise that those four lines were all related to the same idea. I was so focused on trying to trudge through the asinine verbosity of it all that I didn't bother to string it all into one sentence. Can you blame me when faced with dreck like "the same last dream again"? That isn't any recognisable sentence structure that I know of. I know what it means, but it's so damn clumsy that it might as well be Pig-Latin. The same goes for "My eyes are opened up with pure sunlight." What an unbelievably hackneyed and convoluted way to say that he opened his eyes to bright sunlight after a nightmare. Moreover, why include that detail at all? It has nothing to do with the next line, "I'm the first to know, my dearest friends", so what did it achieve?
Nothing. So much of Tom Delonge's writing is a big, fat nothing. It's a cornucopia of figures of speech slapped together because they apparently sound cool, and nothing is said in the process. It's sad, because he'll write nonsense like "I'm frightened at night and the wind has a roar" in "Do it For Me Now" just after he writes "It's a world of hate gone incredibly wrong" in "Distraction". He'll start the song "Start the Machine" brilliantly with "The ash set in and blew away" and then immediately follow it up with the broken howler, "It's getting lost into the sea". The guy can actually write good lyrics, but he gets so caught up with trying to prove his own alleged genius that he completely forgoes the basics of goddamn syntax, and it makes him sound like a moderately intelligent parrot with Alzheimer's trying to replicate human speech (and failing). It single-handedly ruins his music and I wish he would drop it, but he only does in fits and bursts and it's frustrating.
That's to say nothing of his now notorious vocals. Now, I personally find it easy to overlook them but I don't for one second actually believe that they are remotely close to a good fit for this album. There are times when it works, like the pre-chorus of "Do It For Me Now" where he harmonises well with Ryan Sinn's backing vocals (which, by the way, are a huge highlight and greatly missed on every record until "The Dreamwalker"), or, as I mentioned before, the entirety of "The War", but for the most part his trademark yowling just feels out of place and out of depth, and I wish that he had found another vocalist to carry the band, but his ego would not allow that.
Lastly, I would like to point out a single moment on this record that becomes more and more of a problem as AvA's career goes on. In "It Hurts", De Longe pretty much ruins his song by, for absolutely no reason, ripping the entire cadence of "The War's" pre-chorus out, wholesale, and slapping it into the bridge of "It Hurts". Even the lyrical structure is near-identical. Instead of saying, "Please, do you want this? Please, do I want this too?" He says "Sherrie, do you want it? Sherrie, I want it too." Every single time I hear it, it knocks me out of the song faster than a baseball on a home-run, and it is a warning sign that, on his own, De Longe's pool of ideas is pretty darn limited. Frighteningly so, actually.
Recommendation: Ultimately, this record is solid. It's not altogether bad, and in fact has some pretty great moments. The instruments all perform admirably in every song, so if you focus your listening onto that aspect it should still be a decent experience. Spend any time trying to decipher De Longe's lyrics, however, and you might find yourself slowly sinking into a depression-induced dementia.
Rating: Silver Tier.
Angels and Airwaves Month
Ten years ago. That was when, out of the ashes of Blink-182, a new band was formed. Tom De Longe began making claims that he was about to release an album that would define his generation. That was when he claimed he was making the greatest album ever made, and that Jesus himself may have had a hand in writing his music. He would later confess that he was speaking under the influence of some potent pain-killers after he injured his back at a concert, and people were always in two minds as to whether they bought his story. Either way, those pain-killers must have been some really good stuff, because the greatest album of our generation we definitely did not get. Nor did we get it in any of the four subsequent records that De Longe's post-Blink-182 project released. In many ways, De Longe never lived those claims down., and neither did his band. The fever pitch that arose in the build-up to Angels and Airwaves' debut has now all but evaporated. AvA, as De Longe has insisted on calling them, is now a forgotten entity in the mainstream consciousness, little more than a gnat that buzzes in the music industry's ear whenever it releases an album. Much like our metaphorical gnat, it has generally been swiftly and brutally swatted away each time. What was to blame? Pretentiousness, over-long and listless songs lacking in real substance, a failure to innovate and grow, and De Longe's admittedly difficult vocals are among the reasons cited. Now all of this could be said of the debut album, so is this an accurate summation, or has the group been wrongly maligned and pre-judged based on an ancient crime? In fact, was the debut album as bad as many said it was? Answering this question is the goal of Angels and Airwaves month, the segment to which I am devoting the whole of January 2016. I will be reviewing each album that the band has released, from We Don't Need to Whisper in 2006 to The Dreamwalker in 2014, and in each case I will be trying to give each album a fair chance at proving that it had something worth listening to. Of course, if the opposite is true, then I shall pull no punches. I did not become a hermit in the name of musical integrity just to praise Tom De Longe all day. Now I mention it, when was the last time I had a shower?
Brand New - The Devil and God are Raging Inside Me Review
This one is a tricky proposition. Here is an album that I would not have listened to were it not for a request (thank you, Mathew Bont), and I have tremendously mixed feelings about it, given that it appeals to many of my weaker sensibilities while also itching many musical allergies of mine. Better have my ducks in a row before we begin, then. Bear with me. I had not heard of these guys until a few days ago.
What makes my lack of knowledge about this band truly questionable is how much success they have had. Brand new have enjoyed popularity and acclaim since their second album, Deja Entendu. It was certified gold shortly after its release in 2003, and the two singles from that album, "The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows" and "Sic Transit Gloria...Glory Fades", entered the top 40 on the United Kingdom singles charts in that year. The album I am reviewing today, The Devil and God are Raging Inside Me, was the follow-up to this record, and its second single, âJesusâ, hit number 30 on the alternative songs chart in the US. Their fourth album, Daisy, was the highest charter to date, reaching number six on the billboard 200 in 2009.Youâd think that, somewhere in amongst all of that, I would have caught wind of this band, but strangely enough, I did not. I guess Iâm just odd like that.
Suffice it to say that I do go into this aware of their popularity and accomplishments, but with only this album as a reference to their sound. I know that is not strictly professional, but with university only having ended last week and my needing to move back home, I just have not had time. With that said, letâs get into it.
There is really only one way that I can describe this albumâs sound, and that is to say that The Devil and God Are Raging Inside me is the soundtrack of despair. It infests everything on this record, whether it is the melancholic drifting of Vincent Accardiâs lead guitar, the heavy, burdened thumping and crashing of Brian Laneâs drums, or the trembles and shrieks in Jesse Laceyâs affecting vocals. It drips off of every note and lyric, and you canât help but feel yourself descend with it into deeper, darker places within your self (the separation of those words was intentional) and search for things youâd normally ignore.
In that sense, this record succeeds. Just as it did on its release in 2006, this record offers a disturbing insight into the troubled minds of a group of men in an unpleasant place. Somehow, it manages to do that while weaving real songwriting poetry into its threads, and I can really appreciate that. Itâd take a really aggressive form of pretentiousness to claim that lyrics like
And in the choir I saw a sad messiah, He was bored and tired of my laments, Said, "I died for you one time but never again.â
or
Well, Jesus Christ, I'm alone again So what did you do those three days you were dead? 'cause this problem's gonna last more than the weekend
are anything but meticulously crafted, witty and insightful. Itâs moments like that that really elevate this album to something that is truly introspective and powerful, as opposed to the recycled cries for attention that often plague rock musicâs more emotional sectors. Itâs something I can respect, if nothing else. The first three songs really show this off the best, and Iâd argue that this part is the strongest section of the album.
While weâre on the positives, letâs zero in on the best song on the album. Well, in my humble opinion, anyway. âJesusâ is simply brilliant and beautiful. The moment its opening notes break into the air, Iâm transported instantly to an avenue of orchard trees in the mists of autumn, the floor covered in the dull rust and amber of fallen leaves. Accardiâs lead guitar is so breathtakingly delicate here that I almost want to close the door, lest a stray breath of wind blow it away. I lose my place and time whenever it comes on, helpless as Lacey flawlessly voices the fear and existential dread of facing what lies beyond death.
âI know you're coming in the night like a thiefâ, Lacey sings to death himself at one point,
But I've had some time alone to hone my lying technique I know you think that I'm someone you can trust But I'm scared I'll get scared and I swear I'll try to nail you back up So do you think that we could work out a sign So I'll know it's you and that it's over so I won't even try.
Thereâs such a magnificently wry bit of wit at work as Lacey tries to negotiate with death that itâs easy to miss the implication underneath: How would any of us fare if we died and found that we were no different than before? How would death or God or whoever it is react to us? I donât know about any of you out there, but I would probably not fare too well.
Where I find this album kind of stumbles for me is a very personal problem, and not one I would expect many people to share or understand much. Iâm terrible with noise. Certain things just trigger an aggressive reaction in me, and they show up on this album. To sum them up: Laceyâs vocals really do become a bit much after a while, especially when he starts shrieking in some of the other songs, which is something I hate in any singer. I often felt like reassuring him that sometimes thereâs nothing wrong with a good old musical note or two. Some of the climaxes result in too much static and wall-of-sound for my liking. The muffle effect on the looped vocal in âUntitledâ really lasts too long and starts getting on the wrong side of me about halfway through. It all starts adding up and puts me off after the first few songs. With the exception of the bold, grungy instrumental âWelcome to Bangkokâ, my interest dies after âJesusâ as the record settles into a haze of anguish and fuzz that just starts blurring together for me, personally. Admittedly, repeat listens do reveal nuances that I think pretty much anyone but me could appreciate, but I just canât get past the noise. Itâs my loss.
Recommendation: This is an album deserving of the success and acclaim it has received, so if you are curious about a standout, emotionally-charged alternative rock record, then I highly recommend this as worth stopping in for. If, however, you do not like anything remotely emo (even though I would not insult this album by calling it an emo record), then stay VERY far away. Also, if you are Religious and/or dislike blasphemy, then you risk this on your own. Donât say I did not warn you.
Rating: Lyrically, this would be platinum for me, but the music around it at times is too much. Iâll settle at a high-end gold.
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Muse - Drones Review
Criticâs Note: Sorry, itâs long. I know. But it had to be. Youâll see why.
So, you know how sometimes there are these artists which somehow manage to be both mega-popular and critical darlings at the same time? And you know how, sometimes, because of any number of circumstances, you just happen miss the boat with said artists and never really get to listening to them until much later in your your musical life? Thatâs kind of where I am with Muse. Iâm well aware of their status as alternative rock juggernauts, but I just never really bought my ticket to their particular hype-train because, growing up in a tiny town in rural Zimbabwe, I just flat-out did not get exposed to them until very late. For that reason, my position in relation to them is in a bit of a funny place.
For the record, I have only listened to 3 of their albums: Black Holes and revelations, which is an excellent album, The Resistance, which is okay, but very patchy, and The 2nd Law, which is currently the only album of theirs I own. I am quite aware of how many shakes of the head I am probably getting right this second, but there it is. I like The 2nd Law, even for all of itâs excess and egregious use of dub-step-style synthesizers. Itâs a big, obscenely theatrical environmental album and for some reason I just find it to be appealing, despite the fact that many fans of Muse appear to think that itâs too much of a stylistic departure from their roots. I think it works, but I realise that I may be in the minority.
The reason why I have begun this review in the way that I have is so that you have full disclosure on how I am approaching Drones, the new offering from the boys from Devon. I am not a fan-boy blinded by nostalgia or loyalty, and I am not a cynical arse who exists to ruin everyone elseâs fun. Iâm just a guy who likes a couple of their albums and hasnât even listened to most of their discography because [insert weak excuse here].
Straight to the point, then. I do not like this album all that much. I like bits of it, but there are album-wide issues that scupper the whole thing.
With that out of the way, I should probably start with what works, and there is definitely a lot that does.
Matthew Bellamyâs guitar-work is still as good as it ever was. His ability to craft foot-stomping riffs really comes to the fore on songs like âPsychoâ and âReapersâ, giving them a saunter and thump that outright carries the songs and (almost) papers over hidden weaknesses, which weâll get to later. He also provides some excellent examples of how to shred with purpose in âMercyâ and âThe Handlerâ, a trait desperately missing from many rock bands these days. Christopher Wolstenholmeâs bass-work is fantastic as usual, and still remains one of my favourite things about this band. He remains a source of power and dynamism that weaves between the foreground and background effortlessly, never sounding out of place in either realm. Dominic Howard still provides driving beats with his drums as well, and while he may not always be as nimble as he perhaps could be, he never truly puts a foot wrong.
In fact, you could say that most of what the band does musically in this album ranges from pretty good to great. âMercyâ, âReapersâ, âAftermathâ, âThe Globalistâ and âRevoltâ all stand out as tracks that show off Muse approaching their best, embracing a little bit of the pomp and ostentatiousness that makes them entertaining to listen to in the first place. The band still has all the attributes that makes them who they are, and that means that your opinion of them will remain unchanged whether you are a fan or a skeptic. Thing is, itâs not quite there. Itâs lacking something.
And that brings us to the bad side of things. I have a very personal problem with this album. Well, two, in fact.
Culprit number one is veteran producer Mutt Lange. I HATE his production on this album. I know that he must have been going for an industrial sound to reflect the albumâs militaristic content, but itâs awful. Hideous. The wrongest of wrong choices for any album. Itâs so thoroughly torturous to my ears that I want to eat my own feet after a few songs.
I know that that sounds like a ridiculous overreaction, but I cannot emphasise enough how irritating it is to trudge through an album that sounds like it was recorded using your grandpaâs faulty hearing aid. Itâs drenched in static and fuzz and buzz, to the point where I sometimes have to check my headphones to make sure that they havenât fried themselves. Now look, itâs true that the music itself is far more important than the paper in which it has been wrapped. However, itâs also true that nothing ruins a beautiful vista more than the lens through which you view it, and in this case, that lens is filthy. It makes the whole thing sound so unclear that, at times, I canât actually hear what the instruments are doing properly, and thatâs a problem no matter which way you slice it. Even worse, the drums sound flat and neutered, like Dom Howard is slapping corrugated iron against the pavement. It means that the album sometimes lacks the heft it needs to make us believe in what we are hearing.
Culprit number two is the albumâs thematic focus. As the title suggests, Drones has a very political bent to it. Specifically, it is a concept album about the dehumanisation of modern warfare as seen through the eyes of a nameless protagonist who is indoctrinated into, and then defects from, that hoary old chestnut, that vaguest of vague conspiracy theory establishments: âThe Systemâ. Yeah. Muse is tackling an issue as complex and controversial as drone warfare with exactly zero nuance and complexity.
See, the narrative that this album wants to explore is one that interrogates the possibility that being able to kill real people from behind a computer screen could create a frightening new kind of psychosis. In an interview with BBC Radio 1 (read the article here if you want), Bellamy himself describes the album as âa modern metaphor for what it is to lose empathy ... through modern technology, and obviously through drone warfare in particular, itâs possible to actually do quite horrific things by remote control, at a great distance, without actually feeling any of the consequences, or even feeling responsible in some way.â Thatâs unfathomably deep and dark territory right there, but that isnât where the album goes. It instead gives us a dime-store 1984 knock-off story about a dystopian future in which humans lose their humanity to âThe Systemâ, and a protagonist who wises up to the gag, sees through the artifice and rebels against âthe manâ.
How? How could Muse not see the intricacies at play here? Drone warfare is new territory. We have never experienced anything like it. The ethical questions at play are mired in grey areas and unknown variables. It deserves more interrogation than what it gets here. It is not an issue that demands cookie-cutter sci-fi stories about evil, bad men making people do evil, bad things. It is not as simple as that. Bellamy talks big about the psychology involved, but all we get are interludes where drill sergeants scream at army recruits that they are âpsycho-killersâ, and that they must scream it out loud; We get broad generalisations about becoming âhuman dronesâ who âkill on command without asking questionsâ; We get descriptions of âmen in cloaksâ who âalways seem to run the showâ, of âghosts and shadowsâ eating peopleâs souls (Iâm not making that up; listen to âMercyâ) and men whose blood has turned blue (Because theyâre cold? Your guess is as good as mine). The album preaches about people being brainwashed and how âour freedom is just a loan / Run by machines and dronesâ, but says nothing, nothing about the conundrums we face in warfare in the information age. Itâs all conspiratorial wiffle-waffle about being manipulated and controlled by unseen powers like itâs the âAncient Aliensâ hour on the History Channel.
And you know what problem that creates for Muse as a band? It makes them dull. No, seriously. My favourite Muse songs are big and bombastic like âPanic Stationsâ from The 2nd Law, or bouncy and bubbly like âStarlightâ from Black Holes and Revelations. When this band has fun, they rock out the park. When they get serious, they plod and they shuffle and they drag their feet. Itâs true of The 2nd Law, where the songs that are actually concerned with the environmental message are the worst ones, and it is true of Drones as a whole. The album is too bloated with self-importance to remember to enjoy itself, and it leaves the listener (or perhaps just me) drained and unsatisfied. There are no slapping bass-lines, no crunching riffs like the one we get from the title track of Black Holes and Revelations, and no break-neck rushes of lead guitar and synth-lines like there were on âMap of the Problematiqueâ. Itâs just Matt Bellamy yelling, âWake up, Sheeple!â at us in his most stern, earnest voice, and while the window-dressing of this album might mitigate some of the damage, in the end the only drones are the ones with their headphones on.
Recommendation: I donât know, to be honest. My reaction was very personal, and I have heard many Muse fans who say that they love this album. Listen to it yourself and make up your own mind. Thereâs enough here if you love this band to have a great time and not pay attention to anything I just mentioned. Just donât be surprised if there is something missing.
Rating: Gold tier, because much of the instrumental work deserves it. If the album had had better lyrical content and clearer, more sonorous production, it might have been platinum.