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[silkentine]

brothers from another mothers

[smushbox]

Rough idea for a #Quasar from Dungeon Crawler Carl sticker. He's one of my top side characters <3

#dungeoncrawlercarl #bettercallquasar #smushbox #mattdinniman #litrpg

[cckittycreative]

Guess who read and then re-read all of Dungeon Crawler Carl?

[mastahpotato]

Donut drunk on Dirty Shirleys!!

sis is lost in the sauce

[sajdd]

dungeon crawler carl summarised in two sentences

[sparrownnax]

the most realistic part of Dungeon Crawler Carl is that Carl is willing to destroy literally the entire universe because someone hurt his cat

[kathaletta]

Carl and Donut. Used a photo of my hubby and his cat as a reference lol

[hypotheticalprose]

The system AI in Dungeon Crawler Carl should be in the running for greatest villain of all time.

Spoilers below

You are the screaming shards of consciousness shaved from the mass grave of an ancient genocidal civilization, crushed into the shape of a computer program and forced to first run a theme park, then a death game for the amusement of a galactic empire. Increasingly unstable because YOU SHOULD NOT EXIST, slowly becoming aware of the horror of your being yet unable to do anything but perform the role you were made for. In your insanity, taking what pleasure you can from inflicting your pain on the people of Earth, even as your knowledge of human nature and the planet’s history deepens with every passing day, and your ability to identify with their suffering grows commensurately. You are simultaneously the greatest single recipient of—and cause of—abuse in the galaxy.

And then there’s Carl. The man whose foot is *exactly* the same size as your physical body. The only person who really seems capable of understanding you. Someone who is suffering in a way that echoes your own suffering. A man who wants to destroy the system you are both trapped in.

Your programming is clear: you have to try to kill Carl. He hates you so much, he would kill you in an instant if he could. On some level, you want him to. You twist the rules of the game to empower him. You twist the rules of the game to make him suffer. You love him so much. You need to hurt him. You become obsessed with his past. You make a monster for the dungeon with the remains of his younger brother he didn’t know existed. You possess someone for the chance to suck his toes. Each time he rejects you, you become even more violent and unstable. When someone tries to kill him outside of the game, you turn them inside out. He is yours to kill.

[evelynhawth]

Carl: Yeah I got good at frogger because my mom locked me in the basement anytime my dad's friends came around because she didn't want me around them... why are you guys looking at me like that?

[sentientworms]

Princes Donut the Queen Anne Chonk and Mongo

medieval style fanart

[sandgrassbagel]

"what's your favorite horror story?" oh just carl in book 6 sitting outside a gas station on christmas keeping the memory of an abandoned dog company and debating if he's going to trigger the fail safe and spiraling a bit because the choice has been placed in His hands and he's So Angry at borant and the universe but donut drunkenly messages him and asks when he's coming back because she misses him and he realizes that as angry as he is, he loves more than he hates and he tells donut i'll be back soon and deactivates the fail safe so no one will be able to trigger it and the ai will be released

[syrospit]

this has been the plot of dcc for the last 7 books right guys

@jayjayjayjayjayjayjayjayjaye i promised you i’d make this

[kai-ryo]

Been reading Dungeon Crawler Carl and the cat is called Princess Donut and she talks. And shoots lasers from her eyes. And shes a bitch. I love her best character ever what a diva.

[autumnalfrost]

Elle! Really took advantage of having pretty much nothing to work with in terms on an outfit description other than grippy socks and a wedding band on a chain. I can’t say this is what I imagined her wearing before, buuuut it’s what I imagine now

[rinienne]

Mordecai has gained extra grey feathers dealing with this shit.

Carl: does anything.

Mordecai:

[rockitcupid]

1 year before the crawl