Title

Description

[modogoblin]

[rslashrats]

so fucked up that baby rats are like adult rats but small

[rslashrats]

this shit is insane

[ruinedchildhood]

“Birds are fed by their parents in their infancy. When the time comes to feed themselves, there can be some confusion when the food does not go into their mouth by itself.”

[odogaronfang]

[awsomecutecats]

At the vet’s office

[catastrophe-noir-deactivated202]

someone copy pasted he

[beautifulminduglythings-moved]

mcdonalds: do u want fries with your meal

me: uuuhh hold on *fishes around in my pocket* bucket wheel excavator what should i do?

"can you ask if they sell dirt"

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

Update on my mom’s jesse pinkman obsession: she now calls breaking bad “Jesse” and will ask me “hey do you want to watch another episode of jesse and see what jesse does” i feel like he’s my fucking sibling im competing with for attention

[pettyboricua]

feels like a party everyday bitch

[fuckyoubaker]

[catchymemes]

[joshlovesyou]

[boota]

bowser texting bowser jr

[mcburn]

adhd culture is writing fast but having your mind go even faster so you accidentally a few words

[animalfreek]

I literally cannot get over their little buttcheeks

[sonictheslimehog-deactivated202]

Gas station cologne

[hodlmyvodka]

[lavenderbud-deactivated20180916]

[soulsearcher33]

I forgot how much this makes me laugh 🤣

[darkmatters-world]

[thespacegoat-deactivated2016100]

[ayymoe-deactivated20181114]

these are so much funnier when you remember that he always carried a gun on set

[all-aboard-the-bane-train]

He what