[strawberry-crocodile]

The Amazing Digital Cumdump

[hymneminium]

#oh my god did gallagher just discover the term dank this is so exciting #does he know it's a weed thing?? there's no way right

Of course Peter Gallagher knows that "dank" is a weed thing. He also knows that "in heat" is a sex thing and that when aliens "probe" someone it's in the anus.

These are words, not things. Heathcliff is a comic about symbols.

You're never going to get a comic where an alien actually probes someone any more than you're going to get a comic where the Man-Eating Giant eats a man. You're just going to get a dozen comics where aliens like the word "probe".

Heathcliff wears the ham helmet because it's the helmet you wear when you eat a ham. You can tell it's that helmet because it says "ham" on it. The helmet's function is determined not by its form but by its label.

summer = beach = sand = desert = mummy and thus there is the Summer Mummy. Because of symbolic associations that do not otherwise cohere.

Robots don't wear clothes but the mere act of labeling them "nude" makes them nude. And once a painting is a nude painting there has to be a fig leaf because a "nude" without a "figleaf" is "indecent".

A "ham" is a ham even when it's a car. A yam can be a ham can be a car because "yam" sounds like "ham". Symbols have overtaken things.

[hymneminium]

Jimmy is Heathcliff's attempt to manipulate these symbols.

popularity = billboards, popularity = charity fundraising, popularity = influencers. But standing underneath the word "influencer" has failed to make Jimmy popular. Why is this?

[commanderchr1st]

"fine. i'll drive myself to Uber Eats."

[badassdemonsword]

Best video of 2026

[traniform]

it should make you angrier how few black transfems are on this site let alone active

[traniform]

like i feel insane. why do so few people notice this disparity? so many black transfems have fled, deactivated, or been terminated. the few who are left are usually getting targeted by harassment campaigns, denied autonomy, treated as mere scapegoats, and are often forced to stay in this murderously hostile environment for mutual aid reasons. why do we not notice this more???

[storyweavingspider]

I have a lot to say on this tbh but more than anything I want to say that as a Black doll who’s been active on a lot of social media sites, theres a lot of transfemmes of color, especially Black transfemmes, who got banned or deactivated or just stopped logging onto a site before I could get other contact info for them, who I now just sit here wondering if they’re still alive or not. I’ve tried looking for some of them on other platforms and rarely do I find them.

I really hope theyre all still ok.

[nitw]

my entire body hurts i'm sobbing so bad over this holy shit

[melonfacade]

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[miapcain]

enemy for DOG NIGHTMARE

[txttletale]

it's so funny that wotc talks a big talk about like getting cultural consultants for all their settings nowadays and their commitment to diversity but the moment an external IP dangles money in front of them they're like yes mr marvel sir we'll print a card called kazar of the savage lands certainly sir

[fettiowi]

[girlikeahole]

anti montage theory where each shot has no relation to the shots preceding or after and the cutaway is just kinda a coincidence

[girlikeahole]

the film just kinda did that dont know why

[despin-convert-deactivated20250]

are you sure about that? are you sure a sequence of seemingly unrelated shots would remain erratic and unknown by the viewer, who, being human, has a tendency to search for narrative and emotion even within random coincidence? isn’t there a soviet film theorist you forgot to ask…?

[girlikeahole]

kuleshov...

[despin-convert-deactivated20250]

girllikeahole-chan….

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

The beautiful and endangered Dumb Gulper Shark

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

[luxrray-deactivated20191206]

Animal Crossing Gamecube Commercial

[realpokemon]

it is not "punk" to shiny hunt. it is not "punk" to level your pokémon through the daycare. it is not "punk" to EV train on low-level mon. the only thing it is """PUNK""" to do is hang out with dark types and poison types in abandoned hotels

[kn0wmore]

[radiation]

In cartoon comedys for grown ups and adults there was alwwys a little sad fellow or other getting torment and torture over and over for the amusement of the fans, well I dint fucking laugh

I will to save him

[breakingtherabbit]

[lickingandsuckingchristmascoins]

hey, just letting you know - the ai pomni chun li foot fetish gooning video you reblogged is bad

why