howdy pardner

original owner of url deleted

[cancerousmemes]

[ships-for-miles]

Anti: you can’t ship this :)))

Me: guess fucking what?

[lesbianstarbutterfly-deactivate]

what

[gaymermutual-deactivated-deacti]

what?

[lesbianstarbutterfly-deactivate]

op I’m curious please finish your sentence

[gaymermutual-deactivated-deacti]

op we’re listening, take your time

[lesbianstarbutterfly-deactivate]

op… you can tell us anything, you know… you don’t have to hold back you’re in a safe place…

[anti-anti-dave-strider]

Howdy

[anditssunday-deactivated2018072]

[ryanribbitys]

everytime someone brings up Al from Toy Story 2 i can’t imagine his like, twitter or tumblr description like, not being

“Cis White Male, Straight, Deal with it Snowflakes, i don’t care if i trigger you” followed by a list of his waifus 

look at this fucker, you can feel the grease on this render, this man fucking has 20 body pillows of Jessie from Woody’s round up and has his twitter icon as the anime girl of the month, this guy’s a fucking gamergater and you all know it, fuck Al from Toy Story 2

[defaultfonts]

i just needed to express my gratitude

[documenting-woodys-roundup-blog]

Those Who Have Been Claimed So Far:

@memeufacturing@tylerbowmans@ssimo-stuka @dylans-roofie@robmfbieber@elentori-deactivated9012708@pork-cutlet-phan@kurage-p@daddystorytime@marcoisacismale  @violentreb@asnarko-capitalist @whyipreferhell@sweetprincessrenee@acetungledotcom@tae-is-stupid@dark-leche@thisgingerischronic@daddy-vegeta@transbolishers@dy1ank1ebo1d@jesenvuk@crimeland@dreaminginnocence-in-hell@aquakunt@themockingjay-wholived@pussyslimes@offensivetumors  @the-real-red-cruz  @sadpawn  @bread-vs-shoe@libertarians-against-feminism@ilikeboobs64@sarebeare01@yourunderarrest@pizzamagiccool@nopemaeda@guy157@the-christmas-the@homestuck-terf-of-the-day@6greggs  @initialdeus@anddownifuckingo@minigaymeanie@imagines4columbianers  @dirtyfilthyallogay@natewantstobattleofficial@animefartsfan@badgerbutch@thebreakerofoats@liberator100@agenderdragon@solid-sanek@papa—–smoke @starsdeity@dipperjpeg@astheticliberation@defendingstrangedeer@kurinoai@aintpayingforshit@shopkinsclub@chaostrolls@katcoliris@fundamentally–l0athsome @freeshevakadoo@soarelthehornyhobbit@qu1nlan@iceland-is-our-king@kyairoo@lesbianterfqueen@moupi@traingirls-vs-trigglypuffs2@blackfyre87@reading-and-raging@niightmareyes@segapath@torontice@therealwendys@dante-against-sjws@pantyandstock1ng@computery-gay@ofspringxreturning@terf-pidge-gunderson@ffujisaki@spookleic-asshole@creepyfemgurl@kegcore@daddyspankbabygirlplease@toadsuggest@transmarcotheoryisdelusional@sillysadskeleton@turntechkhaleesi@love-nazis@redneckskin8814@gobacktourcountry@that70sshowwriters@lesbian-cacti@doesanybodyonthispostsmokeweed@new-genious@droidplaypen@saorise-and-sadave@fuckboy4equality@dogfucker3000@zealand-easter-island@abstract-names@boys-noize@king-prussian@neofazism@sumowrestlerreborn@robot-bird-friend@fuckshenny  @wtfisadoggo@qqb  @autocratic-republican@bustanutsquash@all-your-faves-are-terfs@lchthyosaur@ashkeloni@exaltgodstamps@aldudagga@ya-olo@tbon-fights-sjws@yolomotherfuckinswaggins  @british-excellence@dudecalledjag@nekocleric@jaals-ass@greymywarden@2abberant@sevenseasdawny@schrodingersnerd@eyebrowsmcswell@kool-reegar@4-flan@hetero-character-of-the-day@lambdrool@spoon-fork-knife@workingclassprincess@mells-is-trying@mapmama@lolokittten@stfilmmaker@marth-the-prince@zimman2@6eggs@hypocritedeath  @alt-right-wendys@the-assquisitor@7311863@like-only-a-countrygirl-can@pelodance@ethelwulfhrodberht@thefesmutmachine@dmorris3636@typicalsjwblog@mintyhime@la-vie-bohemias@nichaelforyou@oblomovite@a-sparkly-map@cyclistondrugs@jrogar@genderunknownatbirth@southparkdudez@nestedfaults@deity-of-the-stars  @better-clown-names@goldentankbrigade@hasscapo@officialthinkingemoji@skinnyxliv@sixpenceeeheals@you-nasty-j-bitches@shoutout2allmyrealafrikans@strumcore@everyone-hearts-it@cisphobiatestredux@bootstrapnation@shpenification@ducksintheusa@streaming-inpublic@john-got-locked@fashizm@rainy-days-are-great-again@neonjude@nucleic-asshole@vikingmetal-prussia

Feel free to add on!

[dogfucker3000]

I wasn’t claimed I wanted this varmint !

[documenting-woodys-roundup-blog]

Naw pardner, I just mean you’re a part of the Collective! Yeehaw! 

[dogfucker3000]

Aww shucks, sorry for calling you a varmint partner!

[documenting-woodys-roundup-blog]

It’s all good, pardner, no harm done! 

[00000000000000000001111-deactiv]

[neonjude]

You would not believe your eyes

[pork-cutlet-phan]

If ten million fireflies

[nucleic-asshole]

Lit up the world as I fell asleep

[suntherians]

‘Cause they fill the open air

[john-got-locked]

And leave teardrops everywhere

[rainy-days-are-great-again]

You’d think me rude but I would just stand and stare

[shpenification]

I’d like to make myself believe

[fashizm]

that planet earth turns

[cisphobiatestredux]

Slowly

[straightedgedhigh]

It’s hard to say that I’d rather stay awake when I’m asleep

[bootstrapnation]

‘Cause everything is never as it seems

[shoutout2allmyrealafrikans]

‘Cause I’d get a thousand hugs

[genderunknownatbirth]

From ten thousand lightning bugs

[skinnyxliv]

As they tried to teach me how to dance

[you-nasty-j-bitches]

A foxtrot above my head

[vikingmetal-prussia]

A sock hop beneath my bed

[jordanthediamonddingo]

I’m left speechless

[neonjude]

Why’d you interrupt us pardner

[pork-cutlet-phan]

What is wrong with you pardner

[nucleic-asshole]

Are you proud of what you’ve done pardner

[suntherians]

Pardner

[john-got-locked]

Pardner

[rainy-days-are-great-again]

Pardner

[shpenification]

Pardner

[fashizm]

Pardner

[cisphobiatestredux]

Pardner

[straightedgedhigh]

Pardner

[shoutout2allmyrealafrikans]

Pardner

[bootstrapnation]

Pardner

[genderunknownatbirth]

Pardner

[skinnyxliv]

Pardner

[you-nasty-j-bitches]

Pardner

[vikingmetal-prussia]

Pardner

[zexrimion]

Why are all of the icons sheen?

[vikingmetal-prussia]

Sheen.

[thefesmutmachine]

Sheen.

[woodysroundup]

On the topic of impostors

Lately, as our roundup grows exponentially by the hour, I would like to address the topic of false pardners. These impostors are slowly sneaking into our movement, taking any deactivated URL they see, meaning even the URLs of those we’re tryna protect! These pardners, for the most part, usually have no idea what being part of the roundup gang is all about. I assume most of these impostors are good people and just misguided on their path, however, what they are doing can lead to harsh consequences. As the roundup takes URLs from real bad varmints, taking one from the pardners we try to protect implies that they’re just as bad. 

The solution to this is by messaging the impostor upfront, asking em if they know why we’re doin this in the first place or if the original user done anythin wrong. 

Thank you all for reading, and RIDE LIKE THE WIND, YEE HAW!

[shameshack]

ANYWAYS The person that takes bad people’s old blog names and make them woody themed hit Memeufacturing

and it isn’t even remotely funny

[ducksintheusa]

IM CRINGE TONIGHT BOYS!!!!!

[neonjude]

[neonjude]

[dumbbitchcertified]

thank you sheriff

[funnylime]

thank you sheriff

[funnylime]

shameshack deleted the post what absolute fucking cowards

[stupidfuckingsims]

i have never watched toy story

[stupidfuckingsims]

update: i just tried to make buzz and woody fuck in the shower and my game crashed

[leftwingblr]

[mordredbi]

I forgot that you owned this URL now and I almost peed my pants

wha????????? me? no,,,,,,……….

[thefesmutmachine]

pee your pants, pardner

[crimepope]

[frekfrekfrek]

[woodysroundup]

Laws of the Roundup

ONLY take URLs from bandits and varmints. No custom URLs.

Update: reblog chains are now cut shorter and used less

Keep posting to a minimum. Commentary even moreso.

If there is commentary to be added, I suggest you research some pardner lingo

If you spot an impostor, report it to me, the Sheriff.

[breastforce]

somebody’s taking the urls of deactivated nazi blogs and using them to roleplay a hivemind based around Woody from Toy Story.

[vikingmetal-prussia]

We keep the Wild West safe from bandits and varmints of all shapes and sizes!

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

thank you sheriff

[funnylime]

thank you sheriff

[hornycritical]

thank you sheriff

[zoentropy]

thank you sheriff

[neonjude]

thank you sheriff

[pork-cutlet-phan]

thank you sheriff

[nucleic-asshole]

thank you sheriff

[suntherians]

thank you sheriff

[john-got-locked]

thank you sheriff

[rainy-days-are-great-again]

thank you sheriff

[fashizm]

thank you sheriff

[ducksintheusa]

thank you sheriff

[cisphobiatestredux]

thank you sheriff

[straightedgedhigh]

thank you sheriff

[bootstrapnation]

thank you sheriff

[shoutout2allmyrealafrikans]

thank you sheriff

[skinnyxliv]

thank you sheriff

[you-nasty-j-bitches]

thank you sheriff

[vikingmetal-prussia]

thank you sheriff

[lolokittten]

thank you sheriff

[hypocritedeath]

thank you sheriff

[la-vie-bohemias]

thank you sheriff

[zimman2]

thank you sheriff

[deity-of-the-stars]

thank you sheriff

[thefesmutmachine]

thank you sheriff

[thefesmutmachine]

howdy!