a distaster person

[pukicho]

They won’t allow me near Antarctica, cause they know I love chomping on big chunks of ice 

[thewarsentinel-blog-deactivated]

wheres all the icebergs at

[pukicho]

In my fucking mouth, baby

[thefibrowitch]

someone broke my heart and im tryna ruin their life who’s helping

[thefibrowitch]

This was petty and gross of me to say wow lmao

[thefibrowitch]

who’s tryna love the fuck out of me

[thefibrowitch]

Alternatively: fuck the love out of me

[thefibrowitch]

Sometimes I think about the fact that nothing will ever make me feel things like hozier’s music does and now I’m crying

[lavender-lily]

I was a little late to the Hozier party. I mean I loved Take Me To Church and I laughed at the dark forest prince memes and I even reblogged them, but I figured it was all kind of a tumblr exaggeration.

Then I listened to his album, wherein he sings about:

decomposing in a field with his love and getting eaten by foxes

being dug out of the dirt by his love, who he implores to kiss him “like real people do”, implying that neither of them are real people

observing the world as an outsider (“happy to lie back, watch it burn and rust; we tried the world, good god it wasn’t for us”)

rising from his grave to crawl home to his love

“the bog man”

and I realized, no, he’s just Like That.

[lavender-lily]

The track that is marked as “(Live)” has bird sounds instead of a crowd cheering. This is because it was recorded “live”, not in concert, but on the roof of an abandoned building.

[lavender-lily]

Songs not on his eponymous debut album include:

“I like to set shit on fire”

“My baby is a horrifyingly powerful being who delights in death and destruction and nothing fucks with her”

“Look for me in my next life as a murderbird”

[classichorrorblog]

Friday The 13th: The Final Chapter Directed by Joseph Zito (1984)

[classichorrorblog]

[starlightandtears]

I want men to leave Ariana Grande alone. She’s supposed to be responsible for everybody’s wellness??? Really????????

[ororomunroedontpullout]

Kanye has never cared about how his actions hurt others but Ari needs to care about every man that may have a mental health issue? Ridiculous

[paper-mario-wiki]

people need to chill out on tom nook.

he’s not a slum lord or a bloodthirsty debtor or a slave laborer.

he allows you to purchase a house with no money, lets you work off the basic payments with a half-hour of quick chores, and then leaves you to take as much time as you need to get the rest of the payments to him whenever you can with no deadline, interest, or repercussions for putting it off.

he’s basically just a cool friend who lets you borrow money and says “yeah no worries pay it back when you can” except he also gives you a house.

what a great dude.

[miss--river]

Not to sound thirsty on main but I want to hold Loki’s hand

[hypochondriac-butters]

for every reblog this gets I will drink a cup of water

[daddylexas-deactivated20160407]

me, with tears in my eyes: time to make a joke

[maryxglz]

[abandonedandurbex]

If you travel up to the middle of nowhere in the UK, you might be lucky enough to find the remnants of a long lost people. (5413x3609)

[girlsinthegraveyard]

The way to the graveyard is prepared for the ice queen.

[antifainternational]

[battyjamie]

WhAat iS HAPPENing inPHILLY

[schmidtyho]

revolution

[cacoons]

[saiasus]

I wish Ari would do acting again :(

[books-and-cookies]

this was honestly a religious experience

[griffinmcelroyspisskink-remade]

i made a generator for yall to see what ur genders are