The Taco Castle

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anime protagonists explaining to the villain how they’re going to win with the power of love and friendship

[https-graces]

Gay Denial (2009) 

Pencil on Paper

[https-graces]

March 6th, 2009

Dear Journal,

I found out what lesbian means today, Ella told me at recess. It’s unfair because girls are so much prettier than guys. It’s like comparing a flower to an old shoe. But I’m not a lesbian, almost 99% of my friends are guys.

[warmhappycat]

Shakespeare could only aspire to this level of dramatic irony.

[tittled]

[susa-maru]

[elodieunderglass]

oh NO

[justtrustmeokay-deactivated2021]

[imalreadydashingthroughtheno]

[catchymemes]

Tall People Troubles

[freuds-bussy420]

THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY THE LAST ONE

[valtsv]

just spent an hour making guardian angel memes for absolutely no reason

[valtsv]

[humorblr]

[feministism]

[stark-tony]

me, as a child lining up stuff in rows: now this is how you have fun

[patroclusdefencesquad]

me

[theholleywoodsigns]

Goals

[rustandruin]

Not all heroes wear capes.

[roguephoenix311]

The full story goes on to say he got an A too

[decidedlylazy]

[dayzeart]

[canadiangeekgirl]

😂😂😂

[i-dont-use-my-main-anymore]

Ya gotta read the WHOLE thing.

[queenoftherebels-deactivated202]

“My partner, Jane Wagner, and I married kind of impulsively a year ago after being together 43 years. I needed a ring. I went into the jewelry box and found one made out of denim with a stone in it, and another little expandable ring with beads on it. We used them, but now they’re back in the jewelry box. Relationships aren’t always easy. Ours is still sweet, but it gets bumpy and hilly now and then, and that’s just reality. I cannot fathom life without her.” - Lily Tomlin

[pdlcomics]

[10knotes]

*realizing the irony of my inability to breathe as i laugh hysterically at the last panel*

[shutupmerlin]

A series of events:

1. I put in an Annual Leave request form almost 3 weeks ago and my boss has not approved it yet

2. I went into my office today and replaced every single writing utensil with crayons in preparation for April Fools Day on Monday

3. Whilst searching for pens to remove, I found my unsigned Annual Leave form in my boss’s drawer

4. I placed my unsigned Annual Leave form in a photo frame and put in on his desk

5. The frame I used was from a photo of his kids that I deemed less important than my Leave form

6. My boss sometimes goes into the office on Saturdays to work

7.