[lexa-el-amin]

truer words have never been spoken (x)

[whitepeopletwitter]

[bitchycode]

[autohaste]

“….I mean, they’re funny, you’ll like them”

[citymod]

is that barb from stranger things

[thenatsdorf]

(via)

[twiststreet]

[black-nata]

“I was going to go lick a patient”

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[yusaofthedawn]

Look at what you did, you gave a dog an existential crisis 

[artist-assassin-deactivated2021]

THE LONG, FORLORN STARE OUT OF THE WINDOW AT THE WATER IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWED BY THE “HELP” SENT ME

[gostle]

me laying in bed at night thinking about how ugly i am

[cundtcake]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[localstarboy]

[eltigrechico]

That boy had no time for his british nonsense 

[nonbineraryitinerary-deactivate]

This little boy woke up and chose VIOLENCE

[alwaysuncanny]

Gotta make room for new mistakes in 2021!

[thehillsarenothere-deactivated2]

okay u can make fun of Shrek all you want but if u don’t think they were the most beautiful fucking movies ever then ur wrong

[valleyg0th]

Ultimately we’re still looking at a story of a woman changing for her man, but since she’s getting uglier instead of prettier this time it’s unproblematic?

[kneegrow-chan]

Did you watch the first movie? Cause like she didn’t change herself into an ogre. When the spell broke she remained an Ogre because thats what she truly was the whole time cause her dad was a frog, she ain’t change for anyone, she didn’t remain human, she became her true self, an ogre and Shrek still loved her for who she was regardless like this ain’t complicated or “problematic”, I don’t get how you don’t know that unless you forgot that major plot point that was like the climax of the first movie.

[piteousfangirl]

She didn’t change for her man, she changed because of him. The curse on Fiona was that she was going to take the form of her True Love be they human or ogre or anything else. And if you watched the second movie, you would have known that the fairy godmother specifically designed it that way so her son Prince Charming could be the True Love and become king. Also, if you had watched the second movie, you would have known that Shrek literally tried to change himself for his woman. But since the gender roles are reversed this time it’s unproblematic, right?

Shrek didn’t fall in love with Fiona being an ogre he fell in love with her after getting to know her and realizing that they have a ton in common and have good chemistry. Ya know, like a normal person. He didn’t even know she was an ogre until the last like 5 minutes of the movie, at which point he assures Fiona that even tho she isn’t conventionally attractive to everyone else, she is beautiful to him. 

Moral of the story: 👏GET👏YOU👏A👏MAN👏LIKE👏SHREK👏 

[kneegrow-chan]

Read this explanation. Mine is shit

[thenatsdorf]

Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

[immaplatypus]

MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck.  Not bad luck.  I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!

[official-mugi]

“See him face”

I sure fucking do see him face

[just-things-i-enjoy]

Him face

[luccorvus]

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021

[welcometoyouredoom]

[filmouts]

high school musical (2006) // midsommar (2019)

[smithya1333-deactivated20250930]

[ohitsrainingagain]

[dubiousculturalartifact]

[memewhore]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]