Understatement. Massive understatement.
She ‘misses me.’ Like, what the fuck? I just wanted to be like “You’re the reason we broke up! You’re the reason we’re still broken up! Because you’re still a hierarchy climbing, mama’s girl who has no idea how to stand up for herself! You don’t get to miss me!
…sorry. Kind of unloaded on you there.
… want a cookie?
Hey, no. No need to apologize. It doesn’t sound like she has any right to miss you, at all. If you want to unload, I’m not going anywhere.
I would love one!












