Flambae 🔥

That/bitch (he/him) | SDN’s Arson prevention squad | I’m not I take my meds!

[thefireandtheflame]

Fuck even is this app? Only downloaded this for my bae, Alice ‘cause she promotes on here or whatever.

Mod Post:

Hey hey it’s me the mod here to set some boundaries!!

First, Refrain from heavily NSFW content in asks, DMs, etc.

Second, I have the right to not respond to an ask or dm and I don’t have to explain why I’m choosing not to respond.

Three, I’m pretty chill so Dm me, send asks, comment, do whatever the fuck just don’t be a weirdo or a dickhead.

Lastly, this account is purely self indulgent, I’m just here to fuck around and interact with people!

[catchymemes]

They supporting

[thefireandtheflame]

guess who's back :3

For fuck sakes.

[thefireandtheflame]

Yoo, I'm missing my stash of "leaves", last I saw it was above the breakroom fridge - @golem-gravy

Bitch, I don’t smoke weed. Should be asking the bat not me

[thefireandtheflame]

Happy pride gaybo 🎉🎉

HAPPY PRIDE BITCHESSS!

[mechamanthethird]

it's pride month, z-team. you know what that means.

( @thefireandtheflame @batmanz @punchuplads @swiftasthenight @golem-gravy @malevola-gibb-rp @thatbitchprism )

[thefireandtheflame]

Huh What? Do you want us to do like gay missions? What?

[thefireandtheflame]

I HOPE YOU KNOW WE ARE ALL BURNING THE WORLD DOWN FOR SHULA, MR. FIREMAN!!!

I have taught you bitches well

[thefireandtheflame]

why did you leave torrance SDN? what happened dude???

Ah that’s a long story… Long boring story not interesting. I’m back now at Torrance SDN.

[thefireandtheflame]

I think your husband has a stalker

What the fuck. Well that bitch is getting burnt if they get anywhere near him

@mechamanthethird what the fuck?

[thefireandtheflame]

mr fireman, its my friend's birthday, can you say happy birthday?

YOOO HAPPY BIRTHDAY BITCH!! I’ll even light their birthday candles

[thefireandtheflame]

We ALL knew you'd be a girl dad, it was in the tea leaves, the stars, and the fucking palm readings

And I’m the fucking best girl dad to ever girl dad

[thefireandtheflame]

you have a cat right? do you have any pictures?

Fucking finally someone asked! This is my little princess Shula. I would burn cities for her ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

Fun fact about my precious little girl is that her favourite chew toy is @mechamanthethird

[thefireandtheflame]

pokes you and puts a bucket over your head

What the fuck hello???

[thefireandtheflame]

Beef once ate your hair while you were asleep

FUCK I knew that’s where my split ends came from

[thefireandtheflame]

hey guess what

- @mechamanthethird

Babe with the way you live ur life I have no clue

[mechamanthethird]

well i was gonna show you opal's glowstick hair, but i think i'm keep this all to myself

[thefireandtheflame]

WHAT NO WAIT SHOW ME YOU CANT NOT

[mechamanthethird]

nope. daughter privileges denied. im trying to braid her hair.

[thefireandtheflame]

Trying? You’re going end up tangling her hair knowing you. Give me 10 minutes and I’ll be over with my hair stuff

[thefireandtheflame]

hey guess what

- @mechamanthethird

Babe with the way you live ur life I have no clue

[mechamanthethird]

well i was gonna show you opal's glowstick hair, but i think i'm keep this all to myself

[thefireandtheflame]

WHAT NO WAIT SHOW ME YOU CANT NOT

[thefireandtheflame]

hey guess what

- @mechamanthethird

Babe with the way you live ur life I have no clue