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y-o-u-t-h-s

mayaangelique

slimetony

It’s human nature to desire unrestricted access to mozzarella sticks

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“struggle with depression” would almost seem to imply that i am bad at depression when i am, in fact, very proficient at being depressed

galaxyslime

swear words are illegal now. if you say one you’ll be fined.

zetsubobilly

heck

galaxyslime

you’re on thin fucking ice

galaxyslime

oh no

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trjoel

“Millennials are so entitled"

lucasnoahs

Actually, the ‘you’re welcome’/’no problem’ issue is simply a linguistics misunderstanding. Older ppl tend to say you’re welcome, younger ppl tend to say no problem. This is because for older people the act of helping or assiating someone is seen as a task that is not expected of them, but is them doing extra, so it’s saying ‘I accept your thanks because I know I deserve it.’

‘No problem’, however, is used because younger people feel not only that helping or assisting someone is a given and expected, but also that it should be stressed that you’re need for help was no burden to them (even if it was).

Basically, older people think help is a gift you give, younger people think help is an expectation required of them.

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stinkw333d

“Barack. Barack LOOK. TWO QUARTERS I’LL BE HECKEN DARNED IF IVE EVER FOUND TWO QUARTERS AT ONCE IN MY LIFE Barack. Barack. Are you looking. Do you see them. Barack LOOK. look. I found them I did it it was me. All by myself. TWO quarters. TWO. I’ll give you one if you look.”

northgang

WA state AG responds to Donald Trump [x]

biglawbear

NOBODY THROWS SHADE LIKE LAWYERS

yes bitch

I have this strange feeling that I’m not myself anymore. It’s hard to put into words, but I guess it’s like I was fast asleep, and someone came, disassembled me, and hurriedly put me back together again. That sort of feeling.

Haruki Murakami, Sputnik Sweetheart (via ohteenscanrelate)