May get a BIT technichal

((Roleplay/ask blog for the character of Wheatley from Portal 2. I track my url.))

[thefloorisholdingeverythingup]

Blog PSA

Reminder that me and Wheatley have moved over to here.

(Threads and relationships are carried over only upon request)

[thefloorisholdingeverythingup]

Blog PSA

Reminder that me and Wheatley have moved over to here.

(Threads and relationships are carried over only upon request)

[couldgetabittechnical-blog]

“Good news! That is NOT a docking station!”

Indie post-Portal 2 (among other verses) Wheatley RP blog

Open to all fandoms and characters

Adaptive style (any length of prose, sometimes icons)

Friendly mun that simply wants to write fun threads and cry over fictional characters

Writing whole wheat since 2013 (reboot of thefloorisholdingeverythingup)

Not actually a moron

(Art by Modmad)

[couldgetabittechnical-blog]

“Good news! That is NOT a docking station!”

Indie post-Portal 2 (among other verses) Wheatley RP blog

Open to all fandoms and characters

Adaptive style (any length of prose, sometimes icons)

Friendly mun that simply wants to write fun threads and cry over fictional characters

Writing whole wheat since 2013 (reboot of thefloorisholdingeverythingup)

Not actually a moron

(Art by Modmad)

[thefloorisholdingeverythingup]

((For the blog reboot... I realize I can do whatever I want with my url!

So... Should I...

Keep it the same (thefloorisholdingeverythingup)

yourpreciousmoron (that’s a pun, there)

porfavorconsultaelmanual (I have no idea what I just said!)

maygetabittechnical (Wow I am surprised that that was not taken)

Thoughts?))

[thefloorisholdingeverythingup]

do you rp via ask?

((I haven’t done so very much, but I’d certainly be open to it! :)

Just an fyi, though, you’d probably seen my earlier posts, but… I’m going to reboot my Wheatley muse, new blog, reassessed portrayal, some changed headcanons and the like, with this one staying on as an archive. So… Certainly! Yes! But maybe it might work better once I get the new one going?))

[thefloorisholdingeverythingup]

((hey! i really like your icon, do you think you could tell me where you got it? or just post the full version? i'd really appreciate it! also, i saw your posts about the semihiatus, i hope you're doing ok o ^ o

((Oh! Certainly!

The original post is over here. Modmad is a fantastic artist imo if you felt like browsing their blog a bit. She’s got a super cool webcomic going too! It’s not transparent, mind, that was my doing. Man… I need to give credit for that somewhere in the description, huh?

I’m doing pretty good :) keeping up with school and whatnot. Wheat muse is just being a turd and I feel like I don’t know what I’m doing with this blog, soooo… Maybe a fresh start’ll fix that.))

[thefloorisholdingeverythingup]

Possible sorta-temporary hiatus?

((I think I am...

Gonna reboot this blog...

I’ll lurk around or something (maybe try and get myself as psyched about Portal as I was when I started) while I try and get a new thing up and figure stuff out. This blog’ll stay on as an archive because I’m sentimental.

Thoughts? Or something?))

[thefloorisholdingeverythingup]

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[thefloorisholdingeverythingup]

((me: *wants to rp wheatley*

me: *should be writing replies for wheatley*

my entire brain: JAKRSHBLKBISBASJK HAVE MORE FEELS ABOUT THAT WEBCOMIC NOBODY READS :D))

[bookshelfpassageway]

ITCAMEINITCAMEINITCAMEIN!

OH MY GOSH

IT’S SO SHINY AND PRETTY AND THE PAGES ARE SUPER BIG

OH MY GOSH

lookit it

LOOK

AT

[thefloorisholdingeverythingup]

((Ah dear... It has been a little while since I’ve properly tended to this blog, hasn’t it been?

I’ll try and get some replies out today... Or maybe even just general activity. Or lurking. Or something.))

[thefloorisholdingeverythingup]

((Applause to you, good Geekenders!

Thank you so much for your work! Watching your production has been emotional a blast! Great song parodies, acting, staging... Also, also shoutout to the ensemble crew! I haven’t seen them get any love yet. You guys were awesome too!

Also, thanks for putting up with and being really super nice to this nutcase fandom XD we’ve been in suspension too long!))

[thefloorisholdingeverythingup]

((Whoa

hold the phone))

[4thdimensionaldoctor-blog]

"If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour… you’re gonna see some serious shit."

| |||> Indie “Doc” Emmett Brown RP/ask blog

Post-film/game canon, with more extra verses than anyone ever needed <||| |

| |||> Friendly and open to all (Crossovers, OCs, duplicates, etc)

Adaptive writing style (para, semipara, oneliners, live action/animated icons)<||| |

| |||> Roads not needed

[thefloorisholdingeverythingup]

Wheatley reached out and gently toed the soaked figure on the floor, before looking upwards. into a maze of glass piping, one tube of which had been broken and was now gently dripping onto the floor.

"Huh. Always wondered where those went to… Although, still don’t really know…" He crouched down and eyed this new person with fascination. "Say, do you know where those pipes go? It’s just you’re the only person who seems to have gone in them and actually ever turned up again.

Also, are you okay?”

[aggressivehippy]

The lady grumbled and itched at her jumpsuit where she wasn’t used to fabric touching. She’d sworn time and time again in the couple hours she’d been in the lab that she’d tear the thing off if she had to. This whole place was the opposite of everything she strove for, the antithesis to her ideal. 

The glare she shot Wheatley - bared teeth, wide eyes, heart rate soaring - lasted only a couple of moments. It fell away and was replaced with a much more quiet type of anger mixed with distrust and distress. Lashing out in fear and discomfort at he who just so happened to show up. 

The woman pushed herself to her feet and stumbled, slipped, but caught herself and made the near-fall look like an intentional leap forward. “I’m fine, you prick. Why am I here? How do I leave!? I hoped those pips would lead out.” 

[thefloorisholdingeverythingup]

Wheatley was highly tempted to continue poking the test subject when their response was not immediate. He quickly changed his mind on this, however, when it—no, wait, it was a She, she gave a look at him.

The core took one long stride back and placed his hands up in a non-aggressive fashion, before slowly clasping them together and leaning forwards at her barrage of questions.

"Well, I’m afraid I’m not exactly higher management…" He said, nodding his head towards the ceiling. "So I can’t say with complete certainty, not in any way liable for Aperture, but you are probably here to run test chambers.” He said with a nod, though he was stating the complete obvious.

"Now," He held up a finger. "Escaping, I think I can help you with! This place is shutting down, and I’m probably going to try and get out anyway. Maybe we could work together, eh?" He grinned, and stuck out a hand.

[aggressivehippy]

Something felt off about this guy. He felt…wrong. Inhuman. But one sweeping look around the laboratory settled that thought: she was just overly anxious. Without Crook, she always felt unsteady. Luckily her steed hadn’t been taken here with her or her captors would have hell to pay. Maybe, she let herself assume, whatever wasn’t “right” with this fellow was just a projection of her general discomfort. 

So she shook his hand. Calloused palms, filthy chewed-up fingernails. She never once took her eyes away from his. 

"Right… Escape. What do you mean, it’s ‘shutting down’?" For now, she lowered her voice. No need to scare off the only other person in the room. Potentially the only other person in the whole facility. "Call me Cade." 

[thefloorisholdingeverythingup]

Wheatley shook her hand firmly, grinning at her with an over-eagerness.

“Well...” He said, letting go and clapping his own hands together. “Cade. -I’m Wheatley, by the way- erm... Well, I mean exactly that! Reserve power is pretty much down, and a lot of the automatic systems running this place have gone a bit...” He twirled his finger next to the side of his head and gave a small whistle. “Can’t fault them, though. They weren’t designed to run this long...”

The core gave a shrug, and scuffed his shoes on the ground. “I guess we should probably be leaving, yeah? Direct escaping, or was there anything you needed to get on the way up? I know a lot of you have those Companion Cubes you keep getting attached to. Not that I get it... Just a glorified box, really...”

[thefloorisholdingeverythingup]

((omg rewatching "Tales From The Neverending Story" My goodness it's been YEARS... That's not messing with the nostalgia parts of my brain...))