Flora Valentine

A Researcher and Detective from Illyria

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ignore how sloppy this is i made this for almost 5 hours at 2am today lol. congrats roboheads and jamheads 🥳🥳🥳

[thefloravalentine]

[Blood drips from the ceiling and takes the form of a tall demon man in a fancy suit]

Salutations Miss Flora

I may have found a way to fix your problem 😈

@hell-news

please fix this situation i'm in

[hell-news]

[He takes his coat off shakes it off a little bit a small ball comes out of it the ball explodes to and @mrmagicchaos appears]

He will fix your issue 😈

[thefloravalentine]

What WHAT IS THAT THING?!?!??!?!

[mrmagicchaos]

Hehehe

[He pulls a bucket out full of water and then he you will the water and you turn back into a human]

[thefloravalentine]

AHHHHHHHH oh wait im back to normal now! woah!! now I can get back to playing Fortnite on my iPhone 15

[hell-news]

And I got the whole thing on video I'm going to post it later it definitely won't be clickbait 😈

[Magic shrinks and goes back into vaylins coat]

[thefloravalentine]

u recording this?!?!? can you record me getting a victory Royale in Fortnite

[hell-news]

Fortnite you say I would be happy to film you 😈

My time has come I can finally film the chaos of my dreams

[thefloravalentine]

Yipppeeee (Flora pulls out a iPhone 15 that she stole from Janis)

[thefloravalentine]

[Blood drips from the ceiling and takes the form of a tall demon man in a fancy suit]

Salutations Miss Flora

I may have found a way to fix your problem 😈

@hell-news

please fix this situation i'm in

[hell-news]

[He takes his coat off shakes it off a little bit a small ball comes out of it the ball explodes to and @mrmagicchaos appears]

He will fix your issue 😈

[thefloravalentine]

What WHAT IS THAT THING?!?!??!?!

[mrmagicchaos]

Hehehe

[He pulls a bucket out full of water and then he you will the water and you turn back into a human]

[thefloravalentine]

AHHHHHHHH oh wait im back to normal now! woah!! now I can get back to playing Fortnite on my iPhone 15

[hell-news]

And I got the whole thing on video I'm going to post it later it definitely won't be clickbait 😈

[Magic shrinks and goes back into vaylins coat]

[thefloravalentine]

u recording this?!?!? can you record me getting a victory Royale in Fortnite

[thefloravalentine]

[Blood drips from the ceiling and takes the form of a tall demon man in a fancy suit]

Salutations Miss Flora

I may have found a way to fix your problem 😈

@hell-news

please fix this situation i'm in

[hell-news]

[He takes his coat off shakes it off a little bit a small ball comes out of it the ball explodes to and @mrmagicchaos appears]

He will fix your issue 😈

[thefloravalentine]

What WHAT IS THAT THING?!?!??!?!

[mrmagicchaos]

Hehehe

[He pulls a bucket out full of water and then he you will the water and you turn back into a human]

[thefloravalentine]

AHHHHHHHH oh wait im back to normal now! woah!! now I can get back to playing Fortnite on my iPhone 15

[thefloravalentine]

[Blood drips from the ceiling and takes the form of a tall demon man in a fancy suit]

Salutations Miss Flora

I may have found a way to fix your problem 😈

@hell-news

please fix this situation i'm in

[hell-news]

[He takes his coat off shakes it off a little bit a small ball comes out of it the ball explodes to and @mrmagicchaos appears]

He will fix your issue 😈

[thefloravalentine]

What WHAT IS THAT THING?!?!??!?!

[thefloravalentine]

[Blood drips from the ceiling and takes the form of a tall demon man in a fancy suit]

Salutations Miss Flora

I may have found a way to fix your problem 😈

@hell-news

please fix this situation i'm in

[a-really-big-moth]

@thefloravalentine

Throws rock at the really big moth

yowch!

[thefloravalentine]

comedy laughter starts playing

[a-really-big-moth]

fuck my fucking life; first i get kidnapped to be employed and now this!

[thefloravalentine]

OOPS hopefully I don't drop the cool 1000000000000 pound rock I found OOOPS (flora throws the rock at the moth)

BONK!!!!!!

[noir-chaos]

*swats it away*

please don't throw rocks at my assistant

[thefloravalentine]

why WHY the really big MOTH TURNED ME INTO A CAT I BEEN STUCK LIKE THIS FOR A MONTH

[a-really-big-moth]

@thefloravalentine

Throws rock at the really big moth

yowch!

[thefloravalentine]

comedy laughter starts playing

[a-really-big-moth]

fuck my fucking life; first i get kidnapped to be employed and now this!

[thefloravalentine]

OOPS hopefully I don't drop the cool 1000000000000 pound rock I found OOOPS (flora throws the rock at the moth)

BONK!!!!!!

[a-really-big-moth]

@thefloravalentine

Throws rock at the really big moth

yowch!

[thefloravalentine]

comedy laughter starts playing

[testament-undersn]

@thefloravalentine

Testament help why am I a cat I been like this for a few days

well i suppose i'll help you but only if you help... meowt

*they snicker*

i jest, i need nothing.

come on in ill see what i can do.

[thefloravalentine]

ok! your help will be appreciated! You know how to do magic anyways, right?

[testament-undersn]

i do know a thing or two

[thefloravalentine]

I must not be a cat anymore I have duties to fulfill

[thefloravalentine]

Hello Ms Flora my cousin Vaylin told me about you I have come to give you some sweets

are you a cat? Ꮚ⁠˘⁠ ⁠ꈊ⁠ ⁠˘⁠ ⁠Ꮚ

@scarlet-princess-of-hell

Well right now i'm a cat but not usually. Sweets I like sweets! Wait ur related to the scary guy?!?!?

[scarlet-princess-of-hell]

Scary guy vaylin looks scary but is a very kind caring man he is just mediocre

But yeah we are related I am his youngest cousin

I come to give you sweets because I want to make you happy Ꮚ⁠˘⁠ ⁠ꈊ⁠ ⁠˘⁠ ⁠Ꮚ

[thefloravalentine]

Thank you scarlet, how is hell?

[scarlet-princess-of-hell]

Hell is pretty good

But some weird stuff does pop up sometimes a couple years ago I saw a tall vampire guy with weird hair drag a twink wearing a white bodysuit with a heart on it with his pants down out there

I wonder if that twink was okay

But hell is still good

[thefloravalentine]

Your talking about Mr.Zappa correct? He's a strange guy, I think he's possessed by a ghost

[scarlet-princess-of-hell]

Oooooohhhhh so that's the guy's name

[She's then has a shocked look on her face]

Oh shit

[thefloravalentine]

What's that!??!?

[thefloravalentine]

Hello Ms Flora my cousin Vaylin told me about you I have come to give you some sweets

are you a cat? Ꮚ⁠˘⁠ ⁠ꈊ⁠ ⁠˘⁠ ⁠Ꮚ

@scarlet-princess-of-hell

Well right now i'm a cat but not usually. Sweets I like sweets! Wait ur related to the scary guy?!?!?

[scarlet-princess-of-hell]

Scary guy vaylin looks scary but is a very kind caring man he is just mediocre

But yeah we are related I am his youngest cousin

I come to give you sweets because I want to make you happy Ꮚ⁠˘⁠ ⁠ꈊ⁠ ⁠˘⁠ ⁠Ꮚ

[thefloravalentine]

Thank you scarlet, how is hell?

[scarlet-princess-of-hell]

Hell is pretty good

But some weird stuff does pop up sometimes a couple years ago I saw a tall vampire guy with weird hair drag a twink wearing a white bodysuit with a heart on it with his pants down out there

I wonder if that twink was okay

But hell is still good

[thefloravalentine]

Your talking about Mr.Zappa correct? He's a strange guy, I think he's possessed by a ghost

[testament-undersn]

@thefloravalentine

Testament help why am I a cat I been like this for a few days

well i suppose i'll help you but only if you help... meowt

*they snicker*

i jest, i need nothing.

come on in ill see what i can do.

[thefloravalentine]

ok! your help will be appreciated! You know how to do magic anyways, right?

[thefloravalentine]

Hello Ms Flora my cousin Vaylin told me about you I have come to give you some sweets

are you a cat? Ꮚ⁠˘⁠ ⁠ꈊ⁠ ⁠˘⁠ ⁠Ꮚ

@scarlet-princess-of-hell

Well right now i'm a cat but not usually. Sweets I like sweets! Wait ur related to the scary guy?!?!?

[scarlet-princess-of-hell]

Scary guy vaylin looks scary but is a very kind caring man he is just mediocre

But yeah we are related I am his youngest cousin

I come to give you sweets because I want to make you happy Ꮚ⁠˘⁠ ⁠ꈊ⁠ ⁠˘⁠ ⁠Ꮚ

[thefloravalentine]

Thank you scarlet, how is hell?

[thefloravalentine]

Hello Ms Flora my cousin Vaylin told me about you I have come to give you some sweets

are you a cat? Ꮚ⁠˘⁠ ⁠ꈊ⁠ ⁠˘⁠ ⁠Ꮚ

@scarlet-princess-of-hell

Well right now i'm a cat but not usually. Sweets I like sweets! Wait ur related to the scary guy?!?!?

[thefloravalentine]

HELP I GOT TURNED INTO A CAT!!!!

I woke up this morning and for some reason im a cat

who did this?!??!?!?!?

[hell-news]

Hello Miss Flora what happened to you?

[thefloravalentine]

I-I don't know I just woke up like this help

[hell-news]

[Holds microphone down to her face]

Can I interview you right now? 😈

[thefloravalentine]

Well sure im a cat right now I can't solve cases right now

[hell-news]

First question

what happens when you first woke up did you immediately realize that you had become a cat? 😈

[thefloravalentine]

I realized I was shorter then I had the ability to hop off my bed and walk to my mirror easily then I discovered that I was a cat!!!!!

[hell-news]

The fluffy curse

Next question did you anger anyone the day before that has the ability to cause this?

[thefloravalentine]

Uhhhh I don't think so well I saw this little pirate cat yesterday and It asked if I had Fortnite installed on my ps4 and I say no and the cat looked angry

[hell-news]

Are you sure that cat was not a magic user?

[thefloravalentine]

Well I hope not.....do you know any cats that like fortnite?

[hell-news]

Well the only pirate cat but I can think of is Janis

[thefloravalentine]

that little brat :/

[thefloravalentine]

HELP I GOT TURNED INTO A CAT!!!!

I woke up this morning and for some reason im a cat

who did this?!??!?!?!?

[hell-news]

Hello Miss Flora what happened to you?

[thefloravalentine]

I-I don't know I just woke up like this help

[hell-news]

[Holds microphone down to her face]

Can I interview you right now? 😈

[thefloravalentine]

Well sure im a cat right now I can't solve cases right now

[hell-news]

First question

what happens when you first woke up did you immediately realize that you had become a cat? 😈

[thefloravalentine]

I realized I was shorter then I had the ability to hop off my bed and walk to my mirror easily then I discovered that I was a cat!!!!!

[hell-news]

The fluffy curse

Next question did you anger anyone the day before that has the ability to cause this?

[thefloravalentine]

Uhhhh I don't think so well I saw this little pirate cat yesterday and It asked if I had Fortnite installed on my ps4 and I say no and the cat looked angry

[hell-news]

Are you sure that cat was not a magic user?

[thefloravalentine]

Well I hope not.....do you know any cats that like fortnite?